View Full Version : If True, I MIGHT Not Be An Atheist! I Love Spiderman!
orangeatheist
03-02-2005, 10:46 AM
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Spider
03-02-2005, 10:48 AM
LOL ...... you are going to hell now for sure
Saulbadguy
03-02-2005, 10:49 AM
heh. Nice. :D
orangeatheist
03-02-2005, 10:56 AM
LOL ...... you are going to hell now for sure
That's what everyone around me said when I printed the cartoon out and put it up on my cubicle! My neighbor is asking to be moved or at least get rubber-soled shoes or a lightening rod attached to his chair!
Spider
03-02-2005, 10:58 AM
That's what everyone around me said when I printed the cartoon out and put it up on my cubicle! My neighbor is asking to be moved or at least get rubber-soled shoes or a lightening rod attached to his chair!
LOL ...... everything should be ok But if the Coworkers start sacraficing Farm animals , Then I would be worried
orangeatheist
03-02-2005, 10:58 AM
heh. Nice. :D
Check out the Hulk! That's awesome!
And the look on Jesus' face when Spidey rolled away the stone and said, "Morning, Sunshine! Who wants some eggs and bacon!" ROFL! That just kills me!
Kaylore
03-02-2005, 11:27 AM
I hope this is a joke. I also would like to know why Cain has blue skin and Jesus is a white Texan.
Spider
03-02-2005, 11:30 AM
I hope this is a joke. I also would like to know why Cain has blue skin and Jesus is a white Texan.
;D I think you know the answers to these questions ........
Kaylore
03-02-2005, 11:35 AM
;D I think you know the answers to these questions ........
B/c Cain was actually X-men's Beast? ???
Spider
03-02-2005, 11:38 AM
B/c Cain was actually X-men's Beast? ???
or a democrat ;D
Sideburn
03-02-2005, 11:58 AM
or a democrat ;D
Lmao!!!!!! Holy hell.
orangenblue2
03-02-2005, 12:17 PM
"Morning Sunshine!" That's a RIOT... :devil:
errand
03-02-2005, 03:44 PM
I would say that God is gonna have the last laugh....but He's not like that...Satan however is silently rejoicing.
To those that live like there is no heaven or hell.....ya better be right. Eternity is an awful long time.
Spider
03-02-2005, 03:48 PM
I would say that God is gonna have the last laugh....but He's not like that...Satan however is silently rejoicing.
To those that live like there is no heaven or hell.....ya better be right. Eternity is an awful long time.
Cant be any longer then the offseason
BroncoInferno
03-02-2005, 03:49 PM
I would say that God is gonna have the last laugh....but He's not like that...Satan however is silently rejoicing.
To those that live like there is no heaven or hell.....ya better be right. Eternity is an awful long time.
As I posted on different thread to another arrogant Christian, what if you're wrong and Hinduism is the correct faith? You could be looking at the afterlife as a dung beetle.
Spider
03-02-2005, 03:50 PM
As I posted on different thread to another arrogant Christian, what if you're wrong and Hinduism is the correct faith? You could be looking at the afterlife as a dung beetle.
Better then comming back as Raider fan ......... ;D
BroncoInferno
03-02-2005, 03:52 PM
Better then comming back as Raider fan ......... ;D
Ha!
Or worse yet, someone from the Al Davis gene pool.
Spider
03-02-2005, 03:52 PM
Ha!
Or worse yet, someone from the Al Davis gene pool.
what was Errand saying about Hell ? that would be it ;D
orangenblue2
03-02-2005, 03:58 PM
Occam's Razor? I thought that was left to die a quiet (and well-deserved) death many moons ago :peace:
Breck Bronc
03-02-2005, 04:49 PM
As I posted on different thread to another arrogant Christian, what if you're wrong and Hinduism is the correct faith? Actually, I'm afraid it was the Mormons. Yes, the Mormons are the correct answer.
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/411/411_judgement.gif
errand
03-02-2005, 04:51 PM
As I posted on different thread to another arrogant Christian, what if you're wrong and Hinduism is the correct faith? You could be looking at the afterlife as a dung beetle.
Well, that's a chance I'm willing to take. You?
FADERPROOF
03-02-2005, 04:51 PM
In all honesty, you aren't an atheist regardless, just someone who is too scared to take a stand on something faith wise in case you happen to be wrong, so saying that you don't believe in anything is the route to go.
maven
03-02-2005, 04:54 PM
Well, that's a chance I'm willing to take. You?
Errand, don't you think that all people are taking a chance? Nobody knows the correct path.
Breck Bronc
03-02-2005, 04:58 PM
Boooooooooooooooooooooo, this needed to stay in the main forum. Booooooooooooooooooooo. :pray:
orangeatheist
03-03-2005, 10:55 AM
In all honesty, you aren't an atheist regardless,
Yes I am an atheist. In all honesty.
just someone who is too scared to take a stand on something faith wise
While I don't know that someone will make a stupid post again in the future regarding my lack of faith in sky fairies, I have faith that someone will which will give me the opportunity to embarrass them again. ;D
in case you happen to be wrong, so saying that you don't believe in anything is the route to go.
I don't believe that you are a figment of my imagination and that I am actually a small hamster-like creature on another planet who was injected with a chemical coctail this morning bringing into my mind all the memories of being human as part of some larger experiment being inflicted upon me by alien scientists, either. Does that make me "afraid" to have faith in such a thing?
Theists crack me up. They are a never-ending source of entertainment.
GloryMule
03-03-2005, 01:29 PM
While we could spend hours debating the existence of a living, loving, personal God, which I love to do in a respectful manner, the true believer shows others Christ's love by their actions. Following Christ is a privilege and the rewards are priceless.
Heavy.....
Howdy y'all!
FADERPROOF
03-03-2005, 01:59 PM
Yes I am an atheist. In all honesty.
While I don't know that someone will make a stupid post again in the future regarding my lack of faith in sky fairies, I have faith that someone will which will give me the opportunity to embarrass them again. ;D
I don't believe that you are a figment of my imagination and that I am actually a small hamster-like creature on another planet who was injected with a chemical coctail this morning bringing into my mind all the memories of being human as part of some larger experiment being inflicted upon me by alien scientists, either. Does that make me "afraid" to have faith in such a thing?
Theists crack me up. They are a never-ending source of entertainment.
Wow, you sure found a loophole there ::)
I hope someday that I can turn into a fence-sitter when it comes to religion so I can think of those clever words to say to try and justify why exactly I'm scared to take a stand on something, just like you.
TheDave
03-03-2005, 02:01 PM
In all honesty, you aren't an atheist regardless, just someone who is too scared to take a stand on something faith wise in case you happen to be wrong, so saying that you don't believe in anything is the route to go.
Actually that would be an agnostic....
orangenblue2
03-03-2005, 03:21 PM
Wow, you sure found a loophole there ::)
I hope someday that I can turn into a fence-sitter when it comes to religion so I can think of those clever words to say to try and justify why exactly I'm scared to take a stand on something, just like you.
OrangeAtheist's "loophole" sounds just as plausible as anything in the bible, koran, or the talmud. Secondly, what exactly makes her a "fence-sitter"? ??? Is it her refusal to believe in an omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent being? On the contrary, I think her position is pretty cut and dried. Lastly, I don't believe OrangeAtheist is "scared to take a stand". She has and just because you don't like it, you denigrate it. Course, that's just my opinion...
orangenblue2
03-03-2005, 03:33 PM
I amend my previous comments. I actually don't know if OrangeAtheist is a male or female. My apologies. I stand by the rest... :peace:
Hogan11
03-03-2005, 03:44 PM
Actually that would be an agnostic....
I believe that would be nihilism, not agnostic.
TheDave
03-03-2005, 03:46 PM
I believe that would be nihilism, not agnostic.
Nihilism is the belief that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. A true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy.
I'll stick with agnostic...
orangeatheist
03-04-2005, 10:02 AM
Wow, you sure found a loophole there ::)
I hope someday that I can turn into a fence-sitter when it comes to religion so I can think of those clever words to say to try and justify why exactly I'm scared to take a stand on something, just like you.
Loophole? What loophole?
Fence-sitter? No, my butt is firmly planted on the ground.
I take a stand on a great number of things. One of them is that THERE IS NO GOD. Hence, I am an atheist. Honestly.
orangeatheist
03-04-2005, 10:03 AM
While we could spend hours debating the existence of a living, loving, personal God, which I love to do in a respectful manner, the true believer shows others Christ's love by their actions. Following Christ is a privilege and the rewards are priceless.
Heavy.....
Howdy y'all!
Oh, Glory Glory Glory, I am indeed happy to see you around these parts again!
The Martyrdom of St. Victor
AND it came to pass that Saint Victor was taken from this place to another place. Where he was lain to rest himself amongst sheets of muslin and velvet.
And there stroked was he by maidens of the Orient.
For sixteen days and nights stroked they him, yea verily and caressed him.
His hair, ruffled they. And their fingers rubbethed they in oil of olives, and ranneth them across all parts of his body for as much as to soothe him.
And the soles of his feet licked they. And the upper parts of his thigh did they anoint with the balm of forbidden trees.
And with the teeth of their mouths, nibbled they the pointed bits at the top of his ears. Yea verily, and did their tongues thereof make themselves acquainted with his most secret places.
For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens, until he cried out, saying: "'This...is fantastic! Oh...this is *terrific!!*"
And the LORD did hear the cry of Victor. And verily He came down and slew the maidens. And caused their cottonwool bugs to blow away, and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly.
And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the LORD was a rotten bastard.
So the LORD sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend. And entered they together the jaccuzzi.
Here endeth the lesson.
orangeatheist
03-04-2005, 01:27 PM
I amend my previous comments. I actually don't know if OrangeAtheist is a male or female. My apologies. I stand by the rest... :peace:
I'm a guy....
.....but wouldn't it've been cool if I were a chick who dug other chicks like the one as my avatar?
ooooooooo the fantasies!