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RhymesayersDU
02-03-2005, 05:34 PM
Ladies of the board, have you been depressed? Well forget that gallon of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, or that bag of Hershey's Kisses!
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http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2457

Semen acts as an anti-depressant

Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.

"I want to make it clear that we are not advocating that people abstain from using condoms," says Gordon Gallup, the psychologist at the State University of New York who led the team. "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen."
Suicide attempts

His team divided 293 female students into groups depending on how often their partners wore condoms, and assessed their happiness using the Beck Depression Inventory, a standard questionnaire for assessing mood. People who score over 17 are considered moderately depressed.

The team found that women whose partners never used condoms scored 8 on average, those who sometimes used them scored 10.5, those who usually used them scored 15 and those who always used them scored 11.3. Women who weren't having sex at all scored 13.5.

What's more, the longer the interval since they last had sex, the more depressed the women who never or sometimes used condoms got. But the time since the last sexual encounter made no difference to the mood of women who usually or always used condoms.

The team also found that depressive symptoms and suicide attempts were more common among women who used condoms regularly compared with those who didn't. The results will appear in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior.

And Gallup told New Scientist that his team already has unpublished data from a larger group of 700 women confirming these findings. In this study, the always-use-condoms group were more depressed than the usually-use-condoms group, suggesting the discrepancy in the smaller study was a sampling error, he says.
Alternative explanations

But is it really the semen that affects women's mood? The researchers say they looked at alternative explanations such as whether women who seldom use condoms took oral contraceptives, how often they had sex, the strength of relationships, and the possibility that having a certain type of personality influenced the decision to use condoms. But none of these factors can explain their findings, they say.

In fact, the results aren't a complete surprise because semen does contain several mood-altering hormones, including testosterone, oestrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, luteinising hormone, prolactin and several different prostaglandins. Some of these have been detected in a women's blood within hours of exposure to semen.

The question many people will ask is whether oral sex could have the same mood-enhancing effects. "Since the steroids in birth control pills survive the digestion process, I would assume that the same holds true for at least some of the chemicals in semen," Gallup says.

"I understand that among some gay males who have anal intercourse, it is not uncommon to attempt to retain the semen for extended periods of time," he adds. "Suggesting, of course, that there may be psychological effects." But further research will be needed to confirm whether exposure to semen through oral or anal sex really does affect mood in heterosexual or homosexual partners.

But why should semen have such an effect? "It makes no sense to me for this phenomenon to have evolved," says Satoshi Kanazawa, an evolutionary psychologist at the Indiana University of Pennsylvania. But Gallup counters that men whose semen promotes long-term mood enhancement might have more chances to indulge in sexual activity.

FADERPROOF
02-03-2005, 05:39 PM
Times like these...I wish I had a girlffriend.

Pezman
02-03-2005, 05:39 PM
(Treads lightly through the thread without having to Moderate it)

Bwahahahaha! Insert Joke here...

Good find RhymesDU... and that is all I can say without getting killed by the wifey... ROFL!

RhymesayersDU
02-03-2005, 05:50 PM
(Treads lightly through the thread without having to Moderate it)

Bwahahahaha! Insert Joke here...

Good find RhymesDU... and that is all I can say without getting killed by the wifey... ROFL!

Just tell the wife that it's for HER benefit!

But seriously, -insert joke about waffle and Roethlisberger here-

SoCalBronco
02-03-2005, 05:57 PM
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"I understand that among some gay males who have anal intercourse, it is not uncommon to attempt to retain the semen for extended periods of time," he adds. "Suggesting, of course, that there may be psychological effects."
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So waffle, is what this guy saying true? Do you really save that stuff? No wonder your always in a happy mood on this site. Even when we bash you for the things you say you never strike back in an angry manner. It is all starting to make sense now.

TheManeMan
02-03-2005, 06:00 PM
Thanks RhymesayersDU...gotta print this out as EVIDENCE for the gf...;D

DB-Freak
02-03-2005, 06:04 PM
"I understand that among some gay males who have anal intercourse, it is not uncommon to attempt to retain the semen for extended periods of time," he adds. "Suggesting, of course, that there may be psychological effects." But further research will be needed to confirm whether exposure to semen through oral or anal sex really does affect mood in heterosexual or homosexual partners.


About that.....you wonder why you get the AIDS.

Otherwise cool stuff.

Tredici
02-03-2005, 06:22 PM
But Gallup counters that men whose semen promotes long-term mood enhancement might have more chances to indulge in sexual activity.

Hmmmm... sounds like lots of experimenting is in order. For the furtherment of science, of course. Of course, what happens if you find out your little fishies just aren't party animals??

!Booya!

Crushaholic
02-03-2005, 09:09 PM
Just in time for Valentine's Day...the gift that makes everyone happy... :wiggle:

Sideburn
02-03-2005, 09:38 PM
Greatest thread ever!

TexanBob
02-04-2005, 12:24 AM
But seriously, -insert joke about waffle and Roethlisberger here-

LOL!

Mtbrncofn
02-04-2005, 10:58 AM
Something is entirely fishy about this whole article. Would a MAN happen to have written this?

I'm gonna have to be on the verge on committing suicide before this is a staple in my diet. Ha!

Mtbrncofn
02-04-2005, 10:59 AM
Thanks RhymesayersDU...gotta print this out as EVIDENCE for the gf...;D

LOL I'm praying with everything I have that my husband NEVER sees something like this. Good gawd, I'd never get a moment's peace.

Hotrod
02-04-2005, 11:00 AM
Something is entirely fishy about this whole article. Would a MAN happen to have written this?

I'm gonna have to be on the verge on committing suicide before this is a staple in my diet. Ha!


Hey you cant argue with medical science ;D

toad
02-04-2005, 11:01 AM
Lol!

Mile High Shack
02-04-2005, 11:01 AM
Hey you cant argue with medical science ;D

no kidding who is she to argue with doctors ;)

Mtbrncofn
02-04-2005, 11:04 AM
no kidding who is she to argue with doctors ;)

Oh you guys are just a barrel of laughs.

Hotrod
02-04-2005, 11:05 AM
LOL I'm praying with everything I have that my husband NEVER sees something like this. Good gawd, I'd never get a moment's peace.

This just reminded me of something. Does anyone else find the viagra commercial funny when they say "if erection lasts more then 4 hours seek medical attention" My wife always says "YA for the woman" rofl

Mile High Shack
02-04-2005, 11:07 AM
This just reminded me of something. Does anyone else find the viagra commercial funny when they say "if erection lasts more then 4 hours seek medical attention" My wife always says "YA for the woman" rofl

I dunno, I read a story about a druggie guy who shot his penis up with cocaine and he had an erection for like 2 days straight

well apparently that is a bad thing b/c with all the blood flow going stale? or something down there he acquired gang green in his penis and he had to get it cut off....not sure if it's an urban legend, but it's a lesson to all those who chose to shoot their penis up with something ;)

Rohirrim
02-04-2005, 11:07 AM
But Gallup counters that men whose semen promotes long-term mood enhancement might have more chances to indulge in sexual activity.

Hmmmm... sounds like lots of experimenting is in order. For the furtherment of science, of course. Of course, what happens if you find out your little fishies just aren't party animals??

!Booya!

Science marches on! :charge:

Mile High Shack
02-04-2005, 11:08 AM
Oh you guys are just a barrel of laughs.

as a public service to your husband, I'm requesting his email addy so I can send it to him.

I mean afterall, he'd be doing it for YOU and your mood....pssh and females say men are self centered :twokisses

Mtbrncofn
02-04-2005, 11:11 AM
This just reminded me of something. Does anyone else find the viagra commercial funny when they say "if erection lasts more then 4 hours seek medical attention" My wife always says "YA for the woman" rofl

I find it quite funny myself. I know you Bronco men are virile studs, but cripes even after a couple of hours, possibly less......I'd be a bit worried.

RaiderH8r
02-04-2005, 11:11 AM
Alright ladies, who wants a dose of RaiderH8r Pharmaceuticals High-dose, double potent, single shot of grin grease? Come (forgive the pun) and get it!!
:twokisses :thumbsup: Ha!
This may be deleted by a mod so it is a limited time offer.

RaiderH8r
02-04-2005, 11:12 AM
You know this thread is going in the butt.....

Mtbrncofn
02-04-2005, 11:13 AM
as a public service to your husband, I'm requesting his email addy so I can send it to him.

I mean afterall, he'd be doing it for YOU and your mood....pssh and females say men are self centered :twokisses

Well I feel silly now. For some reason, I had it in my head that they were meaning you had to ingest the semen for these benefits. So after I went back and reread, I'm down wi' dat. :D

RaiderH8r
02-04-2005, 11:16 AM
You can take the medication orally or.......

Mtbrncofn
02-04-2005, 11:17 AM
So I wonder if the "boys" have to be present for these benefits also? I'm sure some of you lucky men are shooting blanks due to a vasectomy, right? So if the little beasts have to be present for this phenomenon, my husband is out of luck anyway. Ahahaahahhaha!

Hotrod
02-04-2005, 11:28 AM
So I wonder if the "boys" have to be present for these benefits also? I'm sure some of you lucky men are shooting blanks due to a vasectomy, right? So if the little beasts have to be present for this phenomenon, my husband is out of luck anyway. Ahahaahahhaha!

There is always a "catch". Oh well Im still 100% qualified to help the ladys with their "needs" rofl

Pezman
02-04-2005, 01:32 PM
You know this thread is going in the butt.....

Do you mean to imply that an article about semen is going to the butt? ROFL!

Clockwork Orange
02-04-2005, 01:48 PM
This just reminded me of something. Does anyone else find the viagra commercial funny when they say "if erection lasts more then 4 hours seek medical attention" My wife always says "YA for the woman" rofl

Call a doctor? Hell, I'm calling Ripley's Believe it or not.

RaiderH8r
02-04-2005, 01:54 PM
Do you mean to imply that an article about semen is going to the butt? ROFL!
I do mean to imply that an article about semen will be going to the butt. If there was a horse's mouth on here it might qualify for that too. But alas, it seems destined for the butt. :)