Offseason fun: Word Association

[Sassy]

frozen
ice

[Old Dude]

ice

nine

[labronx]

Mmmmm...omelette for dinner. Omelettes are good any time of the day.

Thin or thick crust on your pizza?

thin crust

eggs benedict or huevos rancheros?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

baseball

[Sassy]

football

[Mtbrncofn]

addiction

[Mtbrncofn]

eggs benedict

Sausage: links or patties

[Sassy]

links

ocean or lake

[Mtbrncofn]

lake ( no ocean around here, ya know ;D )

roses or pansies

[Sassy]

pansies...but I love tulips, glads and lilacs...so I would choose them anyday.

soda or juice

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

coffee

[Mtbrncofn]

juice ( though I generally only drink water )

grape juice or apple

[labronx]

pansies...but I love tulips, glads and lilacs...so I would choose them anyday.

soda or juice

thats a tuff one depends what kind

lets say soda

beer or mixed drink?

[Sassy]

apple juice...

beer usually...

But I'd have to say Pina Coladas are the way to go in the islands ;D

dog or cat

[Mtbrncofn]

high strung

[Mtbrncofn]

apple juice...

beer usually...

But I'd have to say Pina Coladas are the way to go in the islands ;D

dog or cat


DOG!! Cats are forever ****ting in my flower beds. The mangy little curs.

Spring or fall

[Sassy]

I agree about the cats...

Fall...it's usually warmer here!

bike ride or walk

[Mtbrncofn]

Walk..surprisingly. That damn bike seat will kill you. ;)

Bottled water or tap water

[Sassy]

Walk..surprisingly. That damn bike seat will kill you. ;)

Bottled water or tap water
Bottled water.

White wine or Red Wine?

[Mtbrncofn]

Ew to both. I do not know how anyone can drink wine. Eenie meenie minie moe....

Red

Laundry or dusting

[alkemical]

breakdown

[alkemical]

dusting

daqari's or colodas?

[Mtbrncofn]

Kurt Russell

[Mtbrncofn]

Daiquiri's

Brown rice or white

[alkemical]

brown rice

mowing grass or shoveling snow

[alkemical]

Mia

[Mtbrncofn]

Mowing grass

Easter dinner: ham or turkey

[alkemical]

gobble gobble!

turkey! (if i had to choose, i'm a vegetarian, so i will be having neither) -


Chicken Pot Pies, or chicken pot pie (the real deal)

[Mtbrncofn]

Tyler

[alkemical]

Aerosmith

[Mtbrncofn]

The real deal chicken pot pie

Earrings on guys: yes or no

[alkemical]

I used to wear 'em so yes -

tattoo's or scars?

[Mtbrncofn]

Tats, please

Cash or check

[Mile High Shack]

Tats, please

Cash or check


puhlease....CASH baby

paper or plastic

[Mtbrncofn]

elevator

[Mtbrncofn]

Plastic

Yahoo or msn

[alkemical]

shoes

[alkemical]

yahoo


barnes and nobel or borders

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

red

[Tom H.]

commie

[Mtbrncofn]

nukes

[Mtbrncofn]

Borders

Give or receive

[alkemical]

lies

[minibronco]

receive. isn't that obvious?

francis or carter?

[Mtbrncofn]

Cripes, a freakin basketbarf question.

Carter

Tide or All

[alkemical]

Tide

carrots or celery

[Sassy]

Tide but All is cheaper.
Carrots
Give

chunky or creamy peanut butter

[alkemical]

Tide but All is cheaper.
Carrots
Give

chunky or creamy peanut butter


chunky


hershey's chocolate or m&m mars

[Sassy]

chunky


hershey's chocolate or m&m mars
mmmmmmmm..........chocolate
Mars

introvert or extrovert

[alkemical]

mmmmmmmm..........chocolate
Mars

introvert or extrovert


well i guess since you picked the wrong one i can't talk to you any more (hint: it's a WORK related pun i made there) - if you can figure it out i will confirm....

introvert -

camels or llamas

[Sassy]

same company...

[TheNextStep]

llamas. Camels are mean b@stards.

Tax return: Pay off your debts or splurge?

[Sassy]

splurge...just a little...

parasailing or stay in the boat

[TheNextStep]

Stay in the boat. I don't care for heights. Not petrified... but definitely uncomfortable.

Rock climbing or rappelling?

[Sassy]

rappelling?

[TheNextStep]

rappelling?
That's when you slide down a cliff face on a rope. Have you ever seen a SWAT or Military type of movie where the guys slide down ropes, come crashing through the windows and take the bad guys out? They're rappelling down the face of the building on ropes. That said, I'm assuming that your answer is "rock climbing?" :)

[Sassy]

That's when you slide down a cliff face on a rope. Have you ever seen a SWAT or Military type of movie where the guys slide down ropes, come crashing through the windows and take the bad guys out? They're rappelling down the face of the building on ropes. That said, I'm assuming that your answer is "rock climbing?" :)
My answer would be none of the above! Ha!

I might get up the guts to try parasailing someday though.

[Mtbrncofn]

omissions

[Mtbrncofn]

Stay in the boat. I don't care for heights. Not petrified... but definitely uncomfortable.

Rock climbing or rappelling?

Yeah, I don't care so much for either of these choices. I do think it could possibly be fun to rapel off something smaller though...with a big net under me, just in case. :D

Grilled steak or fried

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

and errors

[Mtbrncofn]

fabrications

[azbronco]

erections

[Crushaholic]

erections

size

[alkemical]

matters?

[alkemical]

Grilled -


BK or McD's

[Hotrod]

matters?

motion ;D

[alkemical]

sickness

[Hotrod]

sickness

Bobsavirgin

[RaiderH8r]

I don't even wonder why either.

[TheNextStep]

McDonalds.

When I first moved to Japan, our chow hall was in a condemned building. One night, as I sat eating my omellete, a HUGE cockroach ran along the wall next to my head. While I was freaked out, everyone else was like, "Yeah, that happens..."

I ate BK at least 5 times a week for the better part of two years rather than go to that chow hall. Needless to say, I'm a little burnt out on it.

Monsters Inc or Finding Nemo?

[alkemical]

Finding Nemo -

PS2 or XBOX

[Mtbrncofn]

Bobsavirgin


sheep

[alkemical]

shear

[Sassy]

cut

[Crushaholic]

cut

hair

[Sassy]

braids

[alkemical]

hippy

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Jennifer Lopez

[MajikMan7]

bootylicious

[Mtbrncofn]

curvaceous

[Crushaholic]

curvaceous

Pamela Anderson

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

silicon

[Mtbrncofn]

caulk

[Hotrod]

tile

[Mtbrncofn]

Scrabble

[Sassy]

words

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

deeds

[azbronco]

punished

[Mtbrncofn]

spanking

[alkemical]

naughty

[Mtbrncofn]

misbehave

[alkemical]

Time out

[Hotrod]

Instant replay

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

delay of game

[alkemical]

5yds

[Mtbrncofn]

short

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

martin

[alkemical]

heeeeeyyy

[Mtbrncofn]

Fat Albert

[alkemical]

mushmouth

[Mtbrncofn]

drunk

[alkemical]

kennedy

[Sassy]

john

[Mtbrncofn]

tragedy

[Sassy]

airplane

[Mtbrncofn]

motion sickness

[Sassy]

barf bag

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Andy Devine

[Mtbrncofn]

Bette Middler

[Hotrod]

Cow

[Hotrod]

T-bone*

*from IBM in OKC

[Hotrod]

Ooppps better make that IBP rofl

[Crushaholic]

Ahaahahaaha...IBM!

grill

sunset (as in Sunset Grill by the Eagles)

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

shots

[Hotrod]

jell-o

[Hotrod]

jigglers

melons

[Mtbrncofn]

Yeah I knew I was asking for trouble with that one.

cantaloupe

[Hotrod]

Yeah I knew I was asking for trouble with that one.

cantaloupe

melons ;D

[alkemical]

jungle juice

[Mtbrncofn]

Everclear

[alkemical]

liver

[Hotrod]

pills

[alkemical]

moses

[Mtbrncofn]

part

[alkemical]

man

[Hotrod]

Elway

[alkemical]

marched

[Mtbrncofn]

ants

[Hotrod]

in you pants

[Mtbrncofn]

panties

[Hotrod]

raid

[alkemical]

dead

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

head

[alkemical]

shop

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

wife

[Mtbrncofn]

ring

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

phone

[Mtbrncofn]

cell

[Crushaholic]

cell

mate

[Sassy]

partner

[Mtbrncofn]

crime

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

taxes (It's that time of year)

[Mtbrncofn]

deadline ( Mine are done, thank God. )

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

complete

[RunByDesign]

fulfill

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

quota

[Crushaholic]

quota

measurement

[Mtbrncofn]

meters

[Mile High Shack]

meters
swimming

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

laps

[Mtbrncofn]

dances

[Mile High Shack]

dances
wolves

[Mtbrncofn]

predators

[Kid A]

predators

Aliens

[alkemical]

Ins

[ØrangeÇrush]

ellis island

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

new york

[Crushaholic]

new york

Yankees

[Sassy]

baseball

[Sassy]

I don't play either.

white wine or red

[alkemical]

Red wine


contacts or glasses

[alkemical]

same company...

i work for a candy co.

[Sassy]

Red wine


contacts or glasses
on me contacts

tv or music

[Kid A]

on me contacts

tv or music
music

music or sports?

[Ballhawk]

music

music or sports?

Sports

Mirror overhead or Camera on the tripod?

[Sassy]

sports
long hair or short hair

[alkemical]

long hair

ocean or lake

[Ballhawk]

long hair

ocean or lake

Lake


Shaken or stirred?

[Mtbrncofn]

pasttime

[Mtbrncofn]

Shaken

Nike or Reebok

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

for bed

[Mtbrncofn]

duvet

[Sassy]

cover

[Sir Mawn]

corner

[Sassy]

bailey

[Mtbrncofn]

great ass ( I just couldn't resist )

[Sassy]

great ass ( I just couldn't resist )
Patrick Swayze ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

dancer

[alkemical]

tiny

[TheNextStep]

Reebok. I like plain old white tennis shoes and Nike seems to want to put every freakin' color along with it.

Play for fun or play to win?

[Mtbrncofn]

wee

[TheManeMan]

wee

Damn frenchies...

[alkemical]

Play for fun

Cloud watchin' or rock skippin

[alkemical]

freedom fries

[TheNextStep]

Rock Skippin'... by a mile.

center of attention or observer?

[Sir Mawn]

observer.

Seinfeld or Cheers?

[alkemical]

oberver

road rage or i get there when i get there

[TheNextStep]

Cheers - I always thought Seinfeld was ridiculously overrated.
When I get there - though I do have my road rage days. They're the exception now that I've got a 4 year old riding with me.

Sour Patch Kids or Gummi Bears?

[Mtbrncofn]

Gummi Bears

Butterscotch disks or peppermints

[TheNextStep]

Ooooh. Hate 'em both. In a pinch, I'd take the peppermint, but both pale in comparison to root beer barrells.

snorkel or scuba dive?

[Mtbrncofn]

Scuba. I'd be scared that I'd breathe wrong with the snorkel and drown myself.

Coffe or tea

[TheNextStep]

Tea. Coffee is nastier than nasty. Nasty looks at coffee and says, "Ewwwww..."

Big dog or little dog?

[Mtbrncofn]

Little! Big dogs have big **** Ha!

Recliner or sofa

[TheNextStep]

Ooooh... that's a toughie. I like recliners when I'm watching sports... but I like the sofa when I'm watching a movie with my wife. So, really, you're asking if I like sports or my wife here.

I'm going with one of those sofas that has recliners on the ends. :)

candles or fireplace?

[Mtbrncofn]

Good choice, no wrong answer there. :)

Hmmm, candles smell good, and I have a wood stove which is almost a fireplace, and the thing is the ****s to clean up after, so I'll go with candles.

Smoke or drink

[TheNextStep]

I do both. Given the choice of abandoning one, I'd abandon smoking (going to talk to a doctor tomorrow about just that, actually)... so I'll choose drinking as the one I favor.

Shakespeare or Mark Twain?

[Mtbrncofn]

Twain...easier to understand

Magazine or newspaper

[Mtbrncofn]

clogged arteries

[TheNextStep]

Magazine. The last time I subscribed to a newspaper, the vast majority of the news they printed was stuff I'd read from online news sources a day or two before.

Car stereo: Factory installed or Bumpin' system?

[Mtbrncofn]

Well of course I'd prefer the bumpin system, but alas I'm a mom and have to think responsibly and frugally, so factory installed for me.

Cook dinner or wash the dishes

[TheNextStep]

Cook dinner, especially since it is finally warming up and I was able to break out the grill today. Hell, I'll cook damned near every night on the grill, so long as I remember to thaw something out!

Write a letter, make a phone call, or send an email?

[Mtbrncofn]

Write the snail mail. People generally appreciate that more.

Downy or Bounce

[TheNextStep]

When it comes to liquid fabric softener, I'll only use Downy. When it comes to fabric softener sheets, I'll only use Bounce. I'll vote for Bounce in one breath and, in the next, damn you for revealing how domesticated I am!

space ships or pirate ships?

[Mtbrncofn]

LOL

Pirate ships. Every time I think pirate ships these days, it has Johnny Depp involved with it, and that is all good in my book. :yep:

Mow or weed-eat

[delany]

Yes I am a pirate. Pirate Ship.

Mow (riding of course)

Caddyshack or SpaceBalls?

[TheNextStep]

Mow - I'm a horrible weed-eater. I f*** it all up.
Caddyshack - Space Balls was crippled by the fact that they waited like 15 years before doing the parody.

Ice cream cake or brownies?

[Mtbrncofn]

Oh man, BROWNIES!! I love brownies!

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate

Did I mention I am fond of brownies?

[TheNextStep]

I love brownies, too. The A-number-one thing that'll hit the spot when I'm having a sugar craving. I finally broke my wife of the habit of f***ing them up, too. She used to throw in chocolate chips or put on frosting or whatever... finally I just told her, "honey, brownies are perfect just the way they are. You cannot improve them. I love you, but please stop trying."

anyway, milk chocolate rocks and dark chocolate is horrible.

upstairs or downstairs?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Clinton

[Mtbrncofn]

Monica

[Mtbrncofn]

I love brownies, too. The A-number-one thing that'll hit the spot when I'm having a sugar craving. I finally broke my wife of the habit of f***ing them up, too. She used to throw in chocolate chips or put on frosting or whatever... finally I just told her, "honey, brownies are perfect just the way they are. You cannot improve them. I love you, but please stop trying."

anyway, milk chocolate rocks and dark chocolate is horrible.

upstairs or downstairs?
BINGO!! I hate it when people do that stuff to the brownies. There is such a thing as chocolate overload, and I really don't care for chocolate chips. Agree about the dark chocolate too. ugh!~

Me upstairs, kids downstairs ;D

Vitamins: yes or no

[Sir Mawn]

Vitamins no. They turn into expensive urine.

Travis/Coldplay or Korn/Limp Biskit?

[alkemical]

cheap cigar

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Cheroot

[Mtbrncofn]

pipe

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

sewer

[Mtbrncofn]

Korn/LB

Receiver or defender

[Mtbrncofn]

floater

[alkemical]

defender -


winter or summer olypmics

[alkemical]

CSI: chesapeke

[Mtbrncofn]

Grissom ( I don't know about the Chesapeake part, but I love CSI and that's what came to mind. )

[Mtbrncofn]

Winter

Which would you rather play: baseball or basketball

[TheNextStep]

baseball

Which would you rather play: Tennis or racquetball?

[alkemical]

racquetball

croquet or lawn darts

[alkemical]

Fear

[BlitzingDog]

lawn darts.

Nose picking contest or poop picking contest?

[Sassy]

Yuck!
Neither.

one piece or bikini...

Hey, I like this one!

http://www.carabella.com/carabella/Images/products/main/113545_2.jpg

[delany]

Yuck!
Neither.

one piece or bikini...

Hey, I like this one!
http://www.carabella.com/carabella/Images/products/main/113545_2.jpg


You cheat at this game Sassy....you HAVE to pick one or the other...that is the whole point of the game! You, have said neither at LEAST 3 times here lately.

Cheater! You are probably also using 'roids to increase your word association ability.


one piece.....(the bottom part of the bikini)

board game or video game

[Sir Mawn]

BIKINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mayo or mustard?

[Sassy]

fine.

Mustard (dill)
Board game.
Poop...hey, I'm a toddler teacher...I am used to changing poopy diapers ;D

makeup or natural

[TheNextStep]

Natural. I prefer ladies who don't have to paint their good looks on.

Peaches or Plums?

[Sassy]

peaches

ice cream or frozen yogurt

[TheNextStep]

Ice cream. It isn't even a fair comparison. It's like asking a kid if he wants a new puppy or the chicken pox! Yogurt, in any form, is nasty and therefore inherently inferior to ice cream. There's just no arguing that point, Sass!

New puppy or chicken pox?

[Sassy]

Ice cream. It isn't even a fair comparison. It's like asking a kid if he wants a new puppy or the chicken pox! Yogurt, in any form, is nasty and therefore inherently inferior to ice cream. There's just no arguing that point, Sass!

New puppy or chicken pox?
Ok...Ok...Ok...I get it! LOL!

A NEW PUPPY LOL!

A blizzard or a thunderstorm

A picnic or restaurant

[ØrangeÇrush]

phobia

[Mtbrncofn]

You put two, Sass? Geez! ;)

Blizzard and restaurant

Apples or oranges

[Mtbrncofn]

spiders!!!!

[delany]

You put two, Sass? Geez! ;)

Blizzard and restaurant

Apples or oranges

Anything ORANGE!

Bingo Hall or Dog Track?

[Hotrod]

spiders!!!!

Wyoming

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

cattle

[TheNextStep]

Never been to either one. I'll say Bingo Hall just because I will eventually be old enough to appreciate the fine graying honeys that congregate there. It's a ways off, mind you, but it can't be worse than the canine version of NASCAR.

"Look, honey! Fifi just ran really fast!"

"Great. Get me another f***ing beer. I can't believe my life has come down to whiling away the hours at a dog track..."

Blink 182 or Sum41?

[o_robbie]

blink hands down. But I give mad props to that guy from sum41 who was banging Paris Hilton before the whole world knew she was a hooch.

One night in Britney Spears or One night in Christina Aguillera?

[Hotrod]

cattle

sheep

[alkemical]

fluffy

[TheNextStep]

Britney. Not that I particularly dig her... but Aguilera is just not attractive. I try to not judge people too much but if a girl chooses to be a skank, I demand that she be good looking. I'm just sayin'...

That said, both are way too young for me.

Ghost in the graveyard or Red Rover?

[Crushaholic]

fluffy

bunny

[Hotrod]

playboy

[Mtbrncofn]

centerfold

[Sassy]

playgirl

[Mtbrncofn]

Red Rover!

Yellow gold or white gold