Offseason fun: Word Association

[labronx]

Hilary...and Lindsay...I could care less...add Brittany to that also!
Nothing...just that you might relate to them more! ;D

ice or no ice


LOTS of ICE!!!

Ice Cream!!!

:) I had a scoop of Thrifty's Rocky Road today!!!

[Sassy]

now your talkin'
how bout fellow muskrateer
Christina Aguilera and her prodig whats her name?


Mrs Independant

Lady Liberty?? nah thats not it.. where is it.. come on... oh yeah!.....shoot!!!!... I forgot her damn name...


got it

Kelly Clarkson

yep Pop sucks!!!
Ok...you're not that young Ha!

[Sassy]

LOTS of ICE!!!

Ice Cream!!!

:) I had a scoop of Thrifty's Rocky Road today!!!
My favorite is Cinnamon Cappucino...I think that's it...from Schwans...

[labronx]

Hilary...and Lindsay...I could care less...add Brittany to that also!
Nothing...just that you might relate to them more! ;D

ice or no ice

ugly bikini or sexy one piece

this thread is becoming worthless without the pics Ha!

[labronx]

My favorite is Cinnamon Cappucino...I think that's it...from Schwans...

The big frozen delivery truck, somehow some way I like forcing myself to buy something from them.

i heard bottled milk delivered at your front door is starting to make a comeback!

and so is diaper cleaning service LOL

[Sassy]

The big frozen delivery truck, somehow some way I like forcing myself to buy something from them.

i heard bottled milk delivered at your front door is starting to make a comeback!

and so is diaper cleaning service LOL
I have no need for that...Ha!
Here's your pic...

http://www.theschwanfoodcompany.com/publish/images/vanilla_ic.jpg








Oh....you meant the bikinis and sexy one pieces Ha!

[labronx]

I have no need for that...Ha!
Here's your pic...

http://www.theschwanfoodcompany.com/publish/images/vanilla_ic.jpg








Oh....you meant the bikinis and sexy one pieces Ha!

LOL

that was good LOL

at this point you hope nobody is watching :boohoo:Ha!

you dont think they are do you? Hilarious!

[Sassy]

LOL

that was good LOL

at this point you hope nobody is watching :boohoo:Ha!

you dont think they are do you? Hilarious!
Nobody is watching what?

[Arkie]

Hilary...and Lindsay...I could care less...add Brittany to that also!
Nothing...just that you might relate to them more! ;D

ice or no ice

ugly bikini or sexy one piece

sexy one piece

Plummer or Shanahan

[labronx]

Nobody is watching what?

the ice cream melting away... ???

oh yeah, it's a pic so its frozen in time;D

[Sassy]

the ice cream melting away... ???

oh yeah, it's a pic so its frozen in time;D
Are you drinking or what rofl!

Plummer ...ok watch a debate start on this thread...TJ stay off this thread :) JK....

dog or a cat?

[labronx]

sexy one piece

Plummer or Shanahan

Shanny in a sexy one piece.... hummm...sickening ugh!~


Jake would be the kind in a ugly bikini, all unshaven ass beast, savage neanderthal of a quarterback mind throwin picks like a mindless fool.

Shanny forever!

[labronx]

Imagine what life would be if Mike would have never coached the Broncos?... man...I think for a second there I actually stepped into parallel unoiverse and experienced life as a CHIEF FAN..

It's getting late I really need a shower...uuggghhhh...that was eternally gross!!!!

[Arkie]

Hilarious!

[Sassy]

Good Night....

[labronx]

Hilarious!
seriously...

I dont know if I want to cry of happyness and feel like its 1998 all over again or start barfing out of control and start throwing things like an enraged heartbroken soul all torn an feeling abandoned

completely smashed of hard liquor laying next to the toilet yelling out for John to come and save the day just one more time ;)


LOL ugh!~

[labronx]

Good Night....

Same here, my work shift is finally over!!!

freedom!!!

[Sassy]

Ruffles
lace

[Kid A]

lace

cyanide

[Sassy]

cyanide
Interesting....
poison

[Sassy]

Superbowl XXXII or Superbowl XXXIII

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

ivy

[Sassy]

plant

[Kid A]

Superbowl XXXII or Superbowl XXXIII

xxxii, easily

professional bullriding or X-games.

[Cito Pelon]

Same here, my work shift is finally over!!!

freedom!!!

What work shift? You test LSD at work?

[Mtbrncofn]

xxxii, easily

professional bullriding or X-games.


Oooo, that's a tough one. I'm gonna go with Winter X.

hike or bike

[Mtbrncofn]

chlorophyll

[TheNextStep]

Hike.

beer from the bottle or poured into a glass?

[Bronx33]

chlorophyll

Green

[Maximus]

Hike.

beer from the bottle or poured into a glass?

From the bottle.

3-4 or 4-3 Ha!

[TheNextStep]

From the bottle.

3-4 or 4-3 Ha!
Bast@rd!

Out of spite, I vote for the 46.

Jim Croce or John Denver?

[Maximus]

Bast@rd!

Out of spite, I vote for the 46.

Jim Croce or John Denver?

Actually I'm with you on the 4-6...

Jim Croce... I ate at his resturante in San Diego ( Awesome )

Jazz or Pop

[TheNextStep]

Jazz.

(anyone who followed basketball will appreciate how monumental this question used to be in America): Larry or Magic?

[Maximus]

Jazz.

(anyone who followed basketball will appreciate how monumental this question used to be in America): Larry or Magic?

Magic!!!!!

Wilt or Shaq

[Mtbrncofn]

Too young for Wilt, so Shaq. ( the NBA sucks altogether)

steak or seafood

[Maximus]

Too young for Wilt, so Shaq. ( the NBA sucks altogether)

steak or seafood

(The NBA is better than: Baseball & Hockey!!!)

Seafood!

Wine or Liquor (sp)

[Mtbrncofn]

(The NBA is better than: Baseball & Hockey!!!)

Seafood!

Wine or Liquor (sp)


Ack!! Blasphemy! Hockey kicks both their asses!

Liquor, please

margarita: on the rocks or blended?

[Sassy]

Blended...

Margarita or Dacquiri

[Mtbrncofn]

Daiquiri....geez, that was a tough choice. Really, no sarcasm.

Hangovers, do you get em: yes or no?

[Sassy]

Daiquiri....geez, that was a tough choice. Really, no sarcasm.

Hangovers, do you get em: yes or no?
not usually...but then I don't drink like I did when I was younger either Ha!

Daquiri or Pina Colada?

[Mtbrncofn]

Daiquiri, I'm not so much for that coconut taste

Cheesecake or regular cake

[Mtbrncofn]

stupid environmentalists

[Sassy]

Daiquiri, I'm not so much for that coconut taste

Cheesecake or regular cake
Definetly cheesecake (especially at some restaurant at DIA ;D :devil: )

soup or salad?

[Mtbrncofn]

Definetly cheesecake (especially at some restaurant at DIA ;D :devil: )

soup or salad?


Soup, usually. ( I have a weakness for the French onion at Applebee's. )

Snickers or Twix

[TheNextStep]

Snickers, though neither are my favorite.

Dinner: Kitchen or Grill?

[Sassy]

Snickers...not my favorite, either.
Grill.

I'm a soup person, too...(wild rice or baked potato from Bennigans)

digital camera or plain ol' 35 mm.

[Mtbrncofn]

digital!

Remote possession: he or she?

[Sassy]

LA Celebrities

[Sassy]

digital!

Remote possession: he or she?
He can have it...as long as he doesn't flip channels when the Bronco game is on ;D (Of course...that would never happen ;D )

cnn or espn

[Mtbrncofn]

He can have it...as long as he doesn't flip channels when the Bronco game is on ;D (Of course...that would never happen ;D )

cnn or espn


That should be punishable by death....or no sex. :devil:

ESPN, the world news is too depressing.

Cable or satellite

[Sassy]

satellite...I actually don't have either at the moment.

Hey...I sent you "rep"...check it out! rofl!

a boring movie or a great book

[Bronco9798]

Satellite

Dish

DirectV

[Bronco9798]

satellite...I actually don't have either at the moment.

Hey...I sent you "rep"...check it out! rofl!

a boring movie or a great book

Boring Movie

Maddog 20/20
or
Thunderbird

lol...

[Mtbrncofn]

hoity-toity

[TheNextStep]

satellite...I actually don't have either at the moment.

Hey...I sent you "rep"...check it out! rofl!

a boring movie or a great book
Gimme the book. If it were a choice between a GREAT movie and a great book, the book would still win.

Swimming pool: Laps or Cannonball?

[Maximus]

Satellite

Dish

DirectV

Directv

( Dish Network Sucks )

Amusement Park or Beach

[Sassy]

laps
beach ...

bar scene or quiet restaurant

[Sassy]

snobs

[TheNextStep]

laps
beach ...

bar scene or quiet restaurant
Quiet restaurant, though "backyard barbecue" trumps both of them.

Car or Truck?

[Sassy]

Quiet restaurant, though "backyard barbecue" trumps both of them.

Car or Truck?
I have a car...but I've always wanted one of those little pickups :)

I agree about the barbecues...Hey, Meck's tailgate beats the backyard barbecue, also....;D

going for a walk or a bike ride

[Maximus]

Quiet restaurant, though "backyard barbecue" trumps both of them.

Car or Truck?

Car

( Suv's are a pain in the butt )

Scrambled Eggs or Omelette (sp)

[Sassy]

Car

( Suv's are a pain in the butt )

Scrambled Eggs or Omelette (sp)
Tough choice...but I'll take scrambled eggs...with cheese and peppers ;D

going fishing or eating fish

[Mtbrncofn]

in-laws

[Maximus]

Tough choice...but I'll take scrambled eggs...with cheese and peppers ;D

going fishing or eating fish

Hummm.... Eating Fish Ha!

Bacon or Sausage

[Sassy]

outlaws

[Sassy]

Bacon...

walmart or Target
lace bra or no bra

[Blueflame]

outlaws

fugitives

[Sassy]

old Westerns

[Blueflame]

old Westerns

John Wayne!

[TheNextStep]

Bacon...

walmart or Target
lace bra or no bra
Walmart.

Lace Bra (not on me, wierdo...)

George Strait or Chris LeDoux?

[Sassy]

Walmart.

Lace Bra (not on me, wierdo...)

George Strait or Chris LeDoux?
Ha! I was wondering if someone would comment on that...
Neither...

Cuddler or go straight to sleep...

[Sir Mawn]

Cuddler.

Toupee or not toupee?

[TheNextStep]

I was wondering if someone would comment on that...
Neither...

Cuddler or go straight to sleep...

Neither. Insomniac.

Hawaii or Jamaica?

[TheNextStep]

Not Toupee.

show off or humble?

[Sassy]

Not toupe.
Humble.
Jamaica...I haven't been there...but I'll be close by next Tuesday...
I loved Hawaii.

comedy or drama?

[Sir Mawn]

comedy or drama?


tragicomedy

trumpet or saxophone?

[Sassy]

Sax...but I played clarinet.

music room or game room?

[TheNextStep]

Gotta be the Sax.
Game Room.

Taco Bell or Taco Johns? ;)

[Sassy]

Taco Johns

regular coffee or cappucino?

[TheNextStep]

I hate, Hate, HATE coffee. I mean I freakin' despise that crap. Ditto that for cappucino. Pencil me in for Hot Cocoa...

Lions or Tigers or Bears?

[Sassy]

Will Do ;D...
Tigers...and I like "Tigger" ...Ha!

candlelight or moonlight

[TheNextStep]

candlelight.

Cold chicken or cold pizza?

[Sassy]

cold chicken...but I'll eat cold pizza too.

mexican or chinese

[TheNextStep]

Chinese, in a landslide, though it seems that GOOD Chinese is harder and harder to find these days.

Open presents Christmas Day or Christmas Eve?

[Mtbrncofn]

drawl

[Sassy]

Christmas Eve.

socks or no socks (with sandals)

[TheNextStep]

No socks with sandals. I don't usually wear sandals (Texas had a lot of fire ants and I'm not over the trauma yet) but I'll be damned if I wear socks with them.

quiet corner bar or jumping dance club?

[Plummer2Watts]

Chinese, in a landslide, though it seems that GOOD Chinese is harder and harder to find these days.

Open presents Christmas Day or Christmas Eve?


Christmas Eve!!

Scrambled Eggs or Fried Eggs?

[Sassy]

I can't stand socks with sandals! I think it looks silly.

quiet corner....
scrambled eggs...

stay at home mom or corporate woman

[TheNextStep]

Fried Eggs. Over-easy.

dictionary or thesaurus?

[TheNextStep]

stay at home mom or corporate woman

Don't care. As long as I've put her in a position where she can stay home if she so chooses, I'm not bothered by what she chooses. That said, the extremes of either - the stay at home who never leaves the house or the corporate woman who always puts the job first - would annoy the hell out of me.

blue jeans or slacks?

[Sassy]

If I had a choice I'd pick part-time.

scrambled...
Dictionary...
blue jeans



gift or gift card

[TheNextStep]

gift.

On trips: Fly or drive?

[Sassy]

Definetly fly! (I like airports...and I can have a cocktail between flights)

big Wedding or small Wedding?

[TheNextStep]

Small wedding. Big weddings are a nervous breakdown waiting to happen. My best friend had a big wedding... and I thought he'd either die of a heart attack or murder his mother-in-law long before the wedding date.

Celebrities: Interesting or self-important?

[Sassy]

pictionary

[Blueflame]

pictionary

Clue

[Kid A]

Small wedding. Big weddings are a nervous breakdown waiting to happen. My best friend had a big wedding... and I thought he'd either die of a heart attack or murder his mother-in-law long before the wedding date.

Celebrities: Interesting or self-important?

Self-important.

Grapefruit league baseball or preseason football?

[TheNextStep]

pre-season football.

peanut M&M's or milk chocolate?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Monopoly

[Sassy]

pre-season football...
milk chocolate...

outdoorsman or homebody...

[Sassy]

twister

[Blueflame]

twister

tornado

[Sassy]

tornado
wind

[Blueflame]

wind

Chinook (I'm ready for spring! ;D)

[Arkie]

homebody

Texas Tech or Oklahoma St.

[Sassy]

Spring

[TheNextStep]

Okie State. F*** Trailer Trash University.

Disco or Techno?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

forward

[Mtbrncofn]

advance

[Mtbrncofn]

Both suck IMO, but techno if I have to pick one.

Red Tabasco or green

[TheNextStep]

green tabasco.

lighter or matches?

[Mtbrncofn]

lighter

natural gas or electric

[Sassy]

electric

tropical vacation or ski vacation

[Mtbrncofn]

Ski...I know how to do it and thank God, it has more clothes required :D

Outside Christmas decorations: yes or no?

[Sassy]

cash

[elsid13]

Ski...I know how to do it and thank God, it has more clothes required :D

Outside Christmas decorations: yes or no?

No - to easy to became tacky

Christmas or your birthday (for gifts)

[Sir Mawn]

RED TABASCO!

Matches.

Jalapeño or horseradish?

[Mtbrncofn]

No - to easy to became tacky

Christmas or your birthday (for gifts)


Party pooper ;)

Christmas gifts

Vehicle interior: leather or cloth

[Mtbrncofn]

allowance

[Sassy]

leather...except in winter...

casual or dressy

[Mtbrncofn]

My leather has heated seats, so its quite comfy. :woowoo:

casual all the way

two piece bathing suit or one

[Sassy]

My leather has heated seats, so its quite comfy. :woowoo:

casual all the way

two piece bathing suit or one
definetly ONE!
But some of the bikinis I wish I dared wear! rofl!

sandals or barefeet

[Mtbrncofn]

Sandals! I see my kids walk around on gravel in bare feet and cringe.

White water raft or lazy swim in the lake

[Sir Mawn]

LAZY SWIM!

Leaving a message or hanging up?

[Sassy]

lazy swim in the lake

manicure or pedicure

[Mtbrncofn]

I have never had either, but I'd love to have a pedicure if I could stand someone actually touching my feet.

Nail polish or au natural

[Sassy]

LAZY SWIM!

Leaving a message or hanging up?
Depends on my mood...
I have a coffee cup that shows a cat with his feet up on the desk and he's flying paper airplanes...the phone rings and the answering maching says I'm sorry I'm not in right now but if you'll leave your name and a message..." Ha!

That's me. I usually don't answer my phone at home either...I usually have the computer on and my cell is for friends and family...

pack your lunch for work or fast food

[Mtbrncofn]

I don't work, but I make lunch at home all the time, so pack it.

paper or plastic

[Sassy]

plastic

Hey...Do you ever ski at Red Lodge?

[Mtbrncofn]

Can't say that I have. I've only skied Big Mountain. Where is it?

[Sassy]

Can't say that I have. I've only skied Big Mountain. Where is it?
Montana...not far from Billings.

[Mtbrncofn]

Montana...not far from Billings.

Yeah, Billings is quite a drive from here. We're up in the northwest corner. The only time I've been to Billings is when we've driven through on our way to Colorado.

[Sassy]

classic styles or "fashion"

[Mtbrncofn]

Can I say a mix of both?

Black or blue ink

[Sassy]

black

arrive early or arrive late

[crazyhorse]

black

arrive early or arrive late

Early

Chiefs or Raiders

[Mtbrncofn]

Good gawd, what kind of question is that? I'll take it as who would you like to see the Broncos face the least, k?

Chiefs

facial hair: yes or no

[delany]

Good gawd, what kind of question is that? I'll take it as who would you like to see the Broncos face the least, k?

Chiefs

facial hair: yes or no

No.

Mom or Dad?

[Mtbrncofn]

Daddy's girl...so Dad.

big dog or small one

[TheNextStep]

Big dog. Keep those ankle-biting mutts away from me.

tape or glue?

[Mtbrncofn]

tape

artificial Christmas tree or real one

[crazyhorse]

tape

artificial Christmas tree or real one

Artificial.

Cialis or Viagra

[alkemical]

alimoney

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

shake down

[Mtbrncofn]

Where do you come up with these things, crazyhorse?

Viagra, I guess?

Carne asada or chimichanga

[Mtbrncofn]

hokey pokey

[alkemical]

gimmie chimi!


Sangria or sambuca

[minibronco]

carne asada

would you rather have the broncos sign a Pro Bowl Defensive end or see Ian Gold shove his contract up his ass?

[alkemical]

Pi

[Mtbrncofn]

Sign the DE

Advil or Tylenol

[alkemical]

tylenol 3

Alice in Chains, or Alice Cooper?

[Mtbrncofn]

Alice Cooper

Poison or Motley Crue

[Ratboy]

Poison, Only because of the song 'Cherry Pie'


Happy Movie Ending or Sad Movie Ending

[Mtbrncofn]

Sad movie ending...sometimes it's just fun to cry about em.

Alarm clock: wake up to the buzzer or the radio

[Mtbrncofn]

Poison, Only because of the song 'Cherry Pie'


Happy Movie Ending or Sad Movie Ending

Btw, Trib...Warrant sang Cherry Pie. ;)

[Ratboy]

Btw, Trib...Warrant sang Cherry Pie. ;)

ohh well. I had it on Ares and Thats what it was. I better change it.

[minibronco]

radio (KOA 850) just playing, cuz i'm in los angeles

orange alternates or blue pant alternates?

[Mtbrncofn]

The blues. I know I'm probably in the minority.

Dye your hair at home or go to the salon

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

cherry

[alkemical]

whitesnake

[Mtbrncofn]

big hair

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

bee hive

[alkemical]

b52's

[Kid A]

b52's

Love Shack

[alkemical]

Love Shack

brothel

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Kitty

[alkemical]

Kitty


fur-burger

[Mtbrncofn]

Alec

[Mtbrncofn]

Bump. Come on you bunch of party poopers, it's offseason, we don't have anything better to do.

[Blueflame]

The blues. I know I'm probably in the minority.

Dye your hair at home or go to the salon

I'm definitely a do-it-yourself type of lady. :D

Change your own oil or take the car to Jiffy Lube?

[Crushaholic]

Alec

Texan

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

pompus

[Mtbrncofn]

Husband changes it. I'd be ousted if I went to Jiffy Lube.

gel or mousse

EDIT: That whole hanged/hung thing was bothering me.

[Mtbrncofn]

arrogant

[Blueflame]

Husband changes it. I'd be ousted if I went to Jiffy Lube.

gel or mousse

EDIT: That whole hanged/hung thing was bothering me.

Yeah, my hubby usually does the oil changes, too... unless it's time to do it and he's been too busy/lazy or something and then we'll take it to one of those quick lube places rather than be late on maintenance.

I probably use gel more often than mousse but don't use either one all that much.

LOL @ the edit. :giggle:

black denim or blue denim?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

1600 posts - need to make 200 on this thread - keep it going folks.

Donald Trump

[alkemical]

hair

[Mtbrncofn]

Blue for me. Black gets washed out so quickly.

Capris or shorts

[Mtbrncofn]

ball

[TheNextStep]

Shorts. I'm a legs man.

Cigar or pipe?

[Mtbrncofn]

Good Lord...great choices, TNS. I think I smoked one of those Swisher Sweets once when I was in high school, so I'll go with cigar.

shovel your snow or blow it ;)

[TheNextStep]

My kingdom for a freakin' snow blower!

Godfather trilogy or Indiana Jones Trilogy?

[Mtbrncofn]

Indiana Jones. I've never seen the Godfather movies. No one have a heart attack now.

Diesel or gas

[Ratboy]

Gas.

Life outside of this universe?

Yes or No?

[Tom H.]

gonad

[Old Dude]

low blow

[Mtbrncofn]

No.

Mechanical pencil or good ol #2.

[Mtbrncofn]

cheap shot

[jonny1]

No.

Mechanical pencil or good ol #2.

Mechanical pencil.

Electric shaver or blade?

[Mtbrncofn]

Blade

Worst household chore: washing dishes or mopping?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Incognito

[RaiderH8r]

mosquito

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

bite

[Mtbrncofn]

buck teeth

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Chief fan

[alkemical]

Washing dishes

3rd shift or 2nd shift?

[Mtbrncofn]

demented

[Mtbrncofn]

2nd shift

t-shirt or sweatshirt

[SoCalBronco]

definitely t-shirt.

waffles or pancakes (i used to like both actually but for reasons related to this board and our team, i now hate both).

[Ratboy]

Pancakes.


Shoes or Sandals.

[elsid13]

Pancakes.


Shoes or Sandals.


Shoes

suger mommy/poppy or work for living

[alkemical]

Work (i want my own business)

spud mckenzie - taco bell dog

[TheNextStep]

Spuds McKenzie

scripted or improvisational?

[alkemical]

improv

cops or worlds craziest police videos

[Mtbrncofn]

World's Craziest Police

Shaving cream or shaving gel ( that turns into the cream anyway )

[crazyhorse]

World's Craziest Police

Shaving cream or shaving gel ( that turns into the cream anyway )

Gel

Mustang or Camaro

[Mtbrncofn]

Camaro ( Chevy rules! )

Socks: tube socks or the low rise ankle kind

[alkemical]

low rise -

high class or low brow nobility

[Tredici]

When did this change from the word association to the either/or game?

Always go low brow...

rocking chair or barca lounger?

[alkemical]

the word game is another thread -

barca lounger

whiskey sours or ammaretto sours?

[labronx]

the word game is another thread -

barca lounger

whiskey sours or ammaretto sours?
ammaretto(this is not comming from pers. experience is what my girl gets) ???

Long Island or just a beer?

[labronx]

Camaro ( Chevy rules! )

Socks: tube socks or the low rise ankle kind
ankle type

all though I really like tube status sometimes like in the winter.

I hate having the ankle ones and my calves freezing inside my jeans.

boxers or butt huggers?

[labronx]

bored at work or bored at home?

[Swedish Extrovert]

work (at least your getting paid)

[Mtbrncofn]

Cripes, Smurf....you messed it up. You answered, but didn't ask a new one.

Get with the program. :)

[labronx]

Cripes, Smurf....you messed it up. You answered, but didn't ask a new one.

Get with the program. :)

shoot you never answered mine and I answered yours on the tubesocks;D !

[Mtbrncofn]

No no no, labronx...ames had answered my socks one, then Tred went, then ames again, etc. You see? ;)

But since no one answered yours and that's the last question up there, I'll go with it.

Butt huggers, since that's what my hubby wears. ( I'm sure he appreciates me sharing his underwear status with the board ;D )


Ultra Charmin or regular

[labronx]

No no no, labronx...ames had answered my socks one, then Tred went, then ames again, etc. You see? ;)

But since no one answered yours and that's the last question up there, I'll go with it.

Butt huggers, since that's what my hubby wears. ( I'm sure he appreciates me sharing his underwear status with the board ;D )


Ultra Charmin or regular

this is the funny part to the game!

I like the storys or tidbits to the answers

regular

actually no longer use charmin

the last time I convinced my wife to go with Ultra Charmin since its so freakin thick it clogged our toilet upstairs. We go to costco and she walways gets the kirlkland name brand.

Boy I didnt hear the end of that one!


Wild Card weekend or Conference Championship weekend?

[Mtbrncofn]

this is the funny part to the game!

I like the storys or tidbits to the answers

regular

actually no longer use charmin

the last time I convinced my wife to go with Ultra Charmin since its so freakin thick it clogged our toilet upstairs. We go to costco and she walways gets the kirlkland name brand.

Boy I didnt hear the end of that one!


Wild Card weekend or Conference Championship weekend?
Ahaahahahaa...we had that same thing happen with our toilet too! Damn expensive thick TP.

Wild Card, I think....always lots of surprises there.

Salt your food: yes or no

[Rock Chalk]

Hell yes.

Nailbiter or blowout?

[labronx]

Hell yes.

Nailbiter or blowout?

Give me a game where I tear my freakin nails off!!!


Raiders game or Chiefs game!

[labronx]

bong or joint or the mighty Bubbler? ;D

This one is strictly for Alec!

[TheNextStep]

Raiders game or Chiefs game!

I'm going to go with Raiders game.

Cats: declawed or sacrifice the couch?

[labronx]

I'm going to go with Raiders game.

Cats: declawed or sacrifice the couch?


Whats up TNS!!! Thats my man

there goes the couch

drive or fly there?

[TheNextStep]

Whats up TNS!!! Thats my man

there goes the couch

drive or fly there?
Drive. My wife doesn't handle flying well so she went to doctor and was prescribed atavan. On the bottle it says, "take 1-5." We decide that we'll play it safe and give her two of them. We board the plane and she's a little goofy but generally okay. It seems like it's just taken the edge off a little bit. We've got my then-less-than-two-year-old son in my lap and the third seat in our row is filled by this ENORMOUS guy who apparently eschews bathing in favor of simply applying another vat of Old Spice to skin. So... wife's had a couple atavan, I'm trying not to breathe too much because of the stench from Mr. Humongoid right next to me. My son is getting fussy because of the aftershave and I hand him to my wife just so I can crank up the air flow vents and try to at least get this air moving. No sooner do I hand the baby over than he pukes all over my wife. Shamu in the next seat gets all pissed off and starts yelling to have his seat changed and I'm just trying to get him to move his fat ass so my wife can get herself and my son to the bathroom. The stewardesses move him to another seat and I grab the carry on stuff for the extra set of clothes that we, being veteran travellers, always put in our carry on. The problem? No clothes. Apparently, the clothes that I set out for our son didn't meet my wife's approval. She packed them and pulled out another pair while she was packing. She didn't get to finish packing, however, so I went upstairs to do it. Thinking that I'd already put my son's clothes in the carry on (which I had...) I put the pair of clothes that she set out into the suitcase. And now here we were - with no freakin' clothes in the carry on luggage at all. None for me. None for her. None for my son. I strip off my sweater so my wife can change into it, leaving me wearing a white t-shirt with a hole in it. The wife comes back wearing my sweater, looking like she may have wet her pants, and with my son wearing a diaper, a pair of socks, and wrapped up in a baby blanket. Oh, yeah... and she's carrying a plastic bag filled with puked on clothing.

We've still got most of the flight ahead of us.

My wife is now REALLY on edge, so she takes a third atavan. After puking his guts up on mama, my son calms down and goes to sleep. The first two atavans kick in (the third comes later in the story) and my wife dozes off. Meanwhile, I'm shivering my ass off because I'm skinny, I'm wearing a holey t-shirt, the airlines nowadays are cheap motherf***ers and don't have any blankets, and air travel isn't exactly a warm experience. We finally land in Denver. We've got fifteen minutes to get to the other gate to meet our connecting flight. After de-planing, we find out that the other gate is halfway across the f***ing airport. We've got to haul ass over there and - somewhere along the way - stop and get some clothing for my boy. That, my friends is when the third atavan kicked in.

So now I'm holding all of the carry on luggage, my son, and dragging (damned near literally) my completely drugged-into-a-coma wife behind me and doing the best I can to hustle through the airport. Out of the corner of my COMPLETELY F***ING ON EDGE eyes, I see a clothing shop. We detour. I find a pair of overalls and a t-shirt that are "close enough" to my son's size that I say "ah, he can grow into them a little." I take them to the register - a pair of overalls and a t-shirt, mind you - and they ring up my TWO ITEMS. It comes out to $47.95. Have I mentioned that all I bought was a Goddamned pair of overalls and a t-shirt? But... I'm over a barrell here. My son needs clothes and I'm down to 10 minutes to get to my freakin' gate, which I still haven't located yet. I hand her my debit card, which she swipes. And the computer drops it's connection. So she swipes again. And the computer drops it's connection. And again. And again. And again. After the 7th try, I start thinking that maybe there's something wrong with the card, so I hand her my credit card. Same thing... again. And again. And again. I decide, "to hell with it, I don't like doing it, but we'll board with him in his baby blanket. Screw the clothes, I've got five freakin' minutes left before we miss our flight." Just as I turn to tell my dopey wife this, the card works! Hallelujah! I wait impatiently for the receipt to print, sign it, throw the clothes on my son - tags and all - and get back moving. I pick up all of the carry on luggage, cradle my son in my arm, grab the little dope fiend that I married by the hand and ran as fast as I could to the next gate. We arrived as they were doing final boarding call. That's when I discovered that I had somehow lost my freakin' boarding pass! I had my wife's... but I could not find mine. Fortunately, the clerk could see that I was frazzled to just about the breaking point and handled it efficiently and quickly.

We board the flight back home to Houston. The druggie is no longer tired. She's slobbering on herself a little and she's slurring words before they even form in her mind, but she's decided that she's going to make friends with the nice lady in the seat next to her. Great. Now I've got a two year old in my arms and my fellow passengers think that I'm travelling with a crack head.

We finally arrive in Houston and my wife is still a a few sandwiches short of a picnic bask... no, screw that, she just doesn't even have a picnic basket at all. She's gone. We get to baggage claim and I tell her, "Honey? Honey? HONEY?!?!?! Sit down in this chair. Hold the baby. Can you do that? I wish I didn't have to have you do that, but we've got three suitcases that I have to pull off of the conveyor, okay?" She slobbered back, "oookaashooo mumambajiboo." I knew that I was still far, far from home. I waited until everyone else had grabbed their stuff and I could plainly see my three suitcases. I had her sit up as straight as she could and I put the baby in her arms. I positioned our carry on luggage around her feet, praying that if she dropped the baby, he would land on it. Then I made a desperate dash to the conveyor, snatched a suitcase, and ran back to my wife to add it to the baby bumper perimeter I had set up around her. Did the same for bag #2. Did the same for bag #3.

Now I loaded up with all of the carry on luggage, my son, and bags #1 and #2. I had my wife drag bag #3 behind her because, frankly, I'm not a camel and I just can't carry that f***ing much. Anyway, we get outside where our friend Julie has come to pick us up. Let me tell you, she was a sight for sore eyes! I was ready to call out to her and praise the Lord that Julie was there when Julie yelled from across the street, "Oh, sh*t! I just locked the keys in the car!"

In the parking lot, behind the car, with a sleeping two year old, a drugged up wife, and a friend who wants to tell me every single event that led up to the keys being locked in the car, I'm going through all of my bags to try to find my other set of keys. I find them. I put the baby in the car. I put the crackhead in the car. Julie asks me why my wife is acting like she's drunk. I tell her that she took three atavan. Julie says, "today." I say, "No, since we got on the plane." Julie, being a nurse by profession, looks incredulous and says, "you know you're only supposed to take one at a time? No wonder she's acting stoned!" I grit my teeth and put Julie in the car. Then I sit on the trunk of my car and I angrily SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE a cigarette. Okay, now I've got the strength for the hour and a half drive home. I get behind the wheel and I'm counting on Julie to navigate. I've only been to this airport once before but Julie has lived in the area her entire life. We drive for an hour... when she realizes that we're driving in EXACTLY the wrong direction. I turn around and drive for two and a half more hours.

I finally get home. I leave Julie in the car. I leave the sleeping baby in the car. I leave the crackhead wife in the car. I leave the bags in the car. I walk inside, I open a beer, I sit down on my front porch and drink the damned thing. I'm home.

Oh yeah... I'll drive. I don't care if we're going to Hawaii for vacation, I'm driving to that motherf***er, you hear me?

Now, for my question: Did the Denver airport rape me on those baby clothes or are you going to actually defend those sonsab*tches?

[Tredici]

So basically, the only thing still chaffing is the price of airport clothes? I think you got off cheap......

Atavan or Xanax?

(Just in case MzTNS has a flight in the near future.)

[Mtbrncofn]

Hilarious! You should be a writer, TNS. You sure can tell a great story.

Xanax

Home Depot or Lowe's

[crazyhorse]

Drive. My wife doesn't handle flying well so she went to doctor and was prescribed atavan. On the bottle it says, "take 1-5." We decide that we'll play it safe and give her two of them. We board the plane and she's a little goofy but generally okay. It seems like it's just taken the edge off a little bit. We've got my then-less-than-two-year-old son in my lap and the third seat in our row is filled by this ENORMOUS guy who apparently eschews bathing in favor of simply applying another vat of Old Spice....


Typical Raider family.

ugh!~ ~Popps~ :TJnPopps:

[elsid13]

Hilarious! You should be a writer, TNS. You sure can tell a great story.

Xanax

Home Depot or Lowe's


Lowe's

read the book or watch the movie

[TheNextStep]

Typical Raider family.

ugh!~ ~Popps~ :TJnPopps:
Funny you, of all people, should say that because with my holey t-shirt, drugged up wife, and half-dressed baby, I've never felt so Chief-like in my life. The only things that would have made the Arrowhead picture more complete would have been beer stains on the t-shirt and two cops asking my wife if she wanted to press charges.

[Tredici]

Read the Book

Who has the least amount of understanding of this game?

Raider Fan or Chief Fan?

[TheNextStep]

I vote Chief fan.

Who is more likely to defend dirty plays by players on their team of choice: Denver fans or Bronco fans?

;)

[minibronco]

bronco fans.

smack him or slap him.

[TheNextStep]

bronco fans.

smack him or slap him.

Cut block me. It's really the only answer one could give at this point. :)

Historical Biography or Historical Fiction?

[elsid13]

Cut block me. It's really the only answer one could give at this point. :)

Historical Biography or Historical Fiction?

Historical Biography


Blade Runner or Indiania Jones

[Mtbrncofn]

Indiana Jones

What's worse: cleaning up puke or poop

[Blueflame]

Indiana Jones

What's worse: cleaning up puke or poop

That would depend on the variety and consistency of the poop, which would be much easier to clean up (than puke) if it was, say, frozen dog droppings in the yard. I'd take the puke over cat diarrhea, however...
(pleasant mental imagery, eh?)

Who will make it to a SB first... Arizona or NO?

[TheNextStep]

Wow. That's a heck of a choice. I'm going to go with New Orleans because of the consistent rumors that they'll be sold and relocated.

On the grill: Chicken or Steak?

[Blueflame]

Wow. That's a heck of a choice. I'm going to go with New Orleans because of the consistent rumors that they'll be sold and relocated.

On the grill: Chicken or Steak?

Can't beat a nice cut of beef. :D

Prime Rib or Filet Mignon?

[TheNextStep]

Filet Mignon

crab legs or lobster tail?

[Blueflame]

Filet Mignon

crab legs or lobster tail?

Both are great, but crab legs remind me of the meal we had at Meck's place in Denver last September... most excellent.

Chefs salad or Caesar salad?

[TheNextStep]

Chef's salad. Although the best salad I ever had was a Caesar salad that they prepared right at our table. Absolutely unbelievable. Then again, that was in some pricey restaurant in Waikiki with pictures of famous people all over the walls. You don't get that kind of salad at Applebees, ya know? Chef salad tends to be the safer pick.

And now I'm freakin' hungry. It's two o'clock in the morning and I'm going to go make a freakin' salad now.

Cold pizza for breakfast or omelette for dinner?

[ro_50]

What a day 3. Giants like Gonzaga and WF go down along w BC. what else is in store for day 4.

This is the best sporting event.

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

horror movies

[Mtbrncofn]

cheesy

[Mtbrncofn]

Chef's salad. Although the best salad I ever had was a Caesar salad that they prepared right at our table. Absolutely unbelievable. Then again, that was in some pricey restaurant in Waikiki with pictures of famous people all over the walls. You don't get that kind of salad at Applebees, ya know? Chef salad tends to be the safer pick.

And now I'm freakin' hungry. It's two o'clock in the morning and I'm going to go make a freakin' salad now.

Cold pizza for breakfast or omelette for dinner?
Mmmmm...omelette for dinner. Omelettes are good any time of the day.

Thin or thick crust on your pizza?

[Billy Clyde Puckett]

Wisconsin

[Tom H.]

Tundra

[Crushaholic]

Tundra

frozen