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labronx
03-11-2005, 10:17 PM
Hilary...and Lindsay...I could care less...add Brittany to that also!
Nothing...just that you might relate to them more! ;D

ice or no ice


LOTS of ICE!!!

Ice Cream!!!

:) I had a scoop of Thrifty's Rocky Road today!!!

Sassy
03-11-2005, 10:17 PM
now your talkin'
how bout fellow muskrateer
Christina Aguilera and her prodig whats her name?


Mrs Independant

Lady Liberty?? nah thats not it.. where is it.. come on... oh yeah!.....shoot!!!!... I forgot her damn name...


got it

Kelly Clarkson

yep Pop sucks!!!
Ok...you're not that young Ha!

Sassy
03-11-2005, 10:19 PM
LOTS of ICE!!!

Ice Cream!!!

:) I had a scoop of Thrifty's Rocky Road today!!!
My favorite is Cinnamon Cappucino...I think that's it...from Schwans...

labronx
03-11-2005, 10:21 PM
Hilary...and Lindsay...I could care less...add Brittany to that also!
Nothing...just that you might relate to them more! ;D

ice or no ice

ugly bikini or sexy one piece

this thread is becoming worthless without the pics Ha!

labronx
03-11-2005, 10:23 PM
My favorite is Cinnamon Cappucino...I think that's it...from Schwans...

The big frozen delivery truck, somehow some way I like forcing myself to buy something from them.

i heard bottled milk delivered at your front door is starting to make a comeback!

and so is diaper cleaning service LOL

Sassy
03-11-2005, 10:27 PM
The big frozen delivery truck, somehow some way I like forcing myself to buy something from them.

i heard bottled milk delivered at your front door is starting to make a comeback!

and so is diaper cleaning service LOL
I have no need for that...Ha!
Here's your pic...

http://www.theschwanfoodcompany.com/publish/images/vanilla_ic.jpg








Oh....you meant the bikinis and sexy one pieces Ha!

labronx
03-11-2005, 10:29 PM
I have no need for that...Ha!
Here's your pic...

http://www.theschwanfoodcompany.com/publish/images/vanilla_ic.jpg








Oh....you meant the bikinis and sexy one pieces Ha!

LOL

that was good LOL

at this point you hope nobody is watching :boohoo:Ha!

you dont think they are do you? Hilarious!

Sassy
03-11-2005, 10:30 PM
LOL

that was good LOL

at this point you hope nobody is watching :boohoo:Ha!

you dont think they are do you? Hilarious!
Nobody is watching what?

Arkie
03-11-2005, 10:33 PM
Hilary...and Lindsay...I could care less...add Brittany to that also!
Nothing...just that you might relate to them more! ;D

ice or no ice

ugly bikini or sexy one piece

sexy one piece

Plummer or Shanahan

labronx
03-11-2005, 10:34 PM
Nobody is watching what?

the ice cream melting away... ???

oh yeah, it's a pic so its frozen in time;D

Sassy
03-11-2005, 10:37 PM
the ice cream melting away... ???

oh yeah, it's a pic so its frozen in time;D
Are you drinking or what rofl!

Plummer ...ok watch a debate start on this thread...TJ stay off this thread :) JK....

dog or a cat?

labronx
03-11-2005, 10:37 PM
sexy one piece

Plummer or Shanahan

Shanny in a sexy one piece.... hummm...sickening ugh!~


Jake would be the kind in a ugly bikini, all unshaven ass beast, savage neanderthal of a quarterback mind throwin picks like a mindless fool.

Shanny forever!

labronx
03-11-2005, 10:42 PM
Imagine what life would be if Mike would have never coached the Broncos?... man...I think for a second there I actually stepped into parallel unoiverse and experienced life as a CHIEF FAN..

It's getting late I really need a shower...uuggghhhh...that was eternally gross!!!!

Arkie
03-11-2005, 10:42 PM
Hilarious!

Sassy
03-11-2005, 10:43 PM
Good Night....

labronx
03-11-2005, 10:46 PM
Hilarious!
seriously...

I dont know if I want to cry of happyness and feel like its 1998 all over again or start barfing out of control and start throwing things like an enraged heartbroken soul all torn an feeling abandoned

completely smashed of hard liquor laying next to the toilet yelling out for John to come and save the day just one more time ;)


LOL ugh!~

labronx
03-11-2005, 10:47 PM
Good Night....

Same here, my work shift is finally over!!!

freedom!!!

Sassy
03-12-2005, 06:42 AM
Ruffles
lace

Kid A
03-12-2005, 09:47 AM
lace

cyanide

Sassy
03-12-2005, 10:53 AM
cyanide
Interesting....
poison

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:02 AM
Superbowl XXXII or Superbowl XXXIII

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-12-2005, 11:15 AM
ivy

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:24 AM
plant

Kid A
03-12-2005, 01:37 PM
Superbowl XXXII or Superbowl XXXIII

xxxii, easily

professional bullriding or X-games.

Cito Pelon
03-12-2005, 03:43 PM
Same here, my work shift is finally over!!!

freedom!!!

What work shift? You test LSD at work?

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 07:10 PM
xxxii, easily

professional bullriding or X-games.


Oooo, that's a tough one. I'm gonna go with Winter X.

hike or bike

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 07:13 PM
chlorophyll

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 07:21 PM
Hike.

beer from the bottle or poured into a glass?

Bronx33
03-12-2005, 07:29 PM
chlorophyll

Green

Maximus
03-12-2005, 07:30 PM
Hike.

beer from the bottle or poured into a glass?

From the bottle.

3-4 or 4-3 Ha!

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 07:32 PM
From the bottle.

3-4 or 4-3 Ha!
Bast@rd!

Out of spite, I vote for the 46.

Jim Croce or John Denver?

Maximus
03-12-2005, 07:36 PM
Bast@rd!

Out of spite, I vote for the 46.

Jim Croce or John Denver?

Actually I'm with you on the 4-6...

Jim Croce... I ate at his resturante in San Diego ( Awesome )

Jazz or Pop

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 07:37 PM
Jazz.

(anyone who followed basketball will appreciate how monumental this question used to be in America): Larry or Magic?

Maximus
03-12-2005, 07:42 PM
Jazz.

(anyone who followed basketball will appreciate how monumental this question used to be in America): Larry or Magic?

Magic!!!!!

Wilt or Shaq

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 07:49 PM
Too young for Wilt, so Shaq. ( the NBA sucks altogether)

steak or seafood

Maximus
03-12-2005, 07:51 PM
Too young for Wilt, so Shaq. ( the NBA sucks altogether)

steak or seafood

(The NBA is better than: Baseball & Hockey!!!)

Seafood!

Wine or Liquor (sp)

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 07:54 PM
(The NBA is better than: Baseball & Hockey!!!)

Seafood!

Wine or Liquor (sp)


Ack!! Blasphemy! Hockey kicks both their asses!

Liquor, please

margarita: on the rocks or blended?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 07:59 PM
Blended...

Margarita or Dacquiri

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 08:03 PM
Daiquiri....geez, that was a tough choice. Really, no sarcasm.

Hangovers, do you get em: yes or no?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:06 PM
Daiquiri....geez, that was a tough choice. Really, no sarcasm.

Hangovers, do you get em: yes or no?
not usually...but then I don't drink like I did when I was younger either Ha!

Daquiri or Pina Colada?

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 08:09 PM
Daiquiri, I'm not so much for that coconut taste

Cheesecake or regular cake

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 08:13 PM
stupid environmentalists

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:18 PM
Daiquiri, I'm not so much for that coconut taste

Cheesecake or regular cake
Definetly cheesecake (especially at some restaurant at DIA ;D :devil: )

soup or salad?

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 08:19 PM
Definetly cheesecake (especially at some restaurant at DIA ;D :devil: )

soup or salad?


Soup, usually. ( I have a weakness for the French onion at Applebee's. )

Snickers or Twix

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 08:23 PM
Snickers, though neither are my favorite.

Dinner: Kitchen or Grill?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:24 PM
Snickers...not my favorite, either.
Grill.

I'm a soup person, too...(wild rice or baked potato from Bennigans)

digital camera or plain ol' 35 mm.

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 08:26 PM
digital!

Remote possession: he or she?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:26 PM
LA Celebrities

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:28 PM
digital!

Remote possession: he or she?
He can have it...as long as he doesn't flip channels when the Bronco game is on ;D (Of course...that would never happen ;D )

cnn or espn

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 08:31 PM
He can have it...as long as he doesn't flip channels when the Bronco game is on ;D (Of course...that would never happen ;D )

cnn or espn


That should be punishable by death....or no sex. :devil:

ESPN, the world news is too depressing.

Cable or satellite

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:33 PM
satellite...I actually don't have either at the moment.

Hey...I sent you "rep"...check it out! rofl!

a boring movie or a great book

Bronco9798
03-12-2005, 08:33 PM
Satellite

Dish

DirectV

Bronco9798
03-12-2005, 08:34 PM
satellite...I actually don't have either at the moment.

Hey...I sent you "rep"...check it out! rofl!

a boring movie or a great book

Boring Movie

Maddog 20/20
or
Thunderbird

lol...

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 08:34 PM
hoity-toity

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 08:35 PM
satellite...I actually don't have either at the moment.

Hey...I sent you "rep"...check it out! rofl!

a boring movie or a great book
Gimme the book. If it were a choice between a GREAT movie and a great book, the book would still win.

Swimming pool: Laps or Cannonball?

Maximus
03-12-2005, 08:37 PM
Satellite

Dish

DirectV

Directv

( Dish Network Sucks )

Amusement Park or Beach

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:38 PM
laps
beach ...

bar scene or quiet restaurant

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:41 PM
snobs

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 08:45 PM
laps
beach ...

bar scene or quiet restaurant
Quiet restaurant, though "backyard barbecue" trumps both of them.

Car or Truck?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:48 PM
Quiet restaurant, though "backyard barbecue" trumps both of them.

Car or Truck?
I have a car...but I've always wanted one of those little pickups :)

I agree about the barbecues...Hey, Meck's tailgate beats the backyard barbecue, also....;D

going for a walk or a bike ride

Maximus
03-12-2005, 08:48 PM
Quiet restaurant, though "backyard barbecue" trumps both of them.

Car or Truck?

Car

( Suv's are a pain in the butt )

Scrambled Eggs or Omelette (sp)

Sassy
03-12-2005, 08:51 PM
Car

( Suv's are a pain in the butt )

Scrambled Eggs or Omelette (sp)
Tough choice...but I'll take scrambled eggs...with cheese and peppers ;D

going fishing or eating fish

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 08:53 PM
in-laws

Maximus
03-12-2005, 09:00 PM
Tough choice...but I'll take scrambled eggs...with cheese and peppers ;D

going fishing or eating fish

Hummm.... Eating Fish Ha!

Bacon or Sausage

Sassy
03-12-2005, 09:06 PM
outlaws

Sassy
03-12-2005, 09:10 PM
Bacon...

walmart or Target
lace bra or no bra

Blueflame
03-12-2005, 09:47 PM
outlaws

fugitives

Sassy
03-12-2005, 09:49 PM
old Westerns

Blueflame
03-12-2005, 09:53 PM
old Westerns

John Wayne!

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 10:58 PM
Bacon...

walmart or Target
lace bra or no bra
Walmart.

Lace Bra (not on me, wierdo...)

George Strait or Chris LeDoux?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:03 PM
Walmart.

Lace Bra (not on me, wierdo...)

George Strait or Chris LeDoux?
Ha! I was wondering if someone would comment on that...
Neither...

Cuddler or go straight to sleep...

Sir Mawn
03-12-2005, 11:12 PM
Cuddler.

Toupee or not toupee?

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:12 PM
I was wondering if someone would comment on that...
Neither...

Cuddler or go straight to sleep...

Neither. Insomniac.

Hawaii or Jamaica?

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:14 PM
Not Toupee.

show off or humble?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:18 PM
Not toupe.
Humble.
Jamaica...I haven't been there...but I'll be close by next Tuesday...
I loved Hawaii.

comedy or drama?

Sir Mawn
03-12-2005, 11:23 PM
comedy or drama?


tragicomedy

trumpet or saxophone?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:25 PM
Sax...but I played clarinet.

music room or game room?

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:26 PM
Gotta be the Sax.
Game Room.

Taco Bell or Taco Johns? ;)

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:29 PM
Taco Johns

regular coffee or cappucino?

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:31 PM
I hate, Hate, HATE coffee. I mean I freakin' despise that crap. Ditto that for cappucino. Pencil me in for Hot Cocoa...

Lions or Tigers or Bears?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:34 PM
Will Do ;D...
Tigers...and I like "Tigger" ...Ha!

candlelight or moonlight

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:35 PM
candlelight.

Cold chicken or cold pizza?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:37 PM
cold chicken...but I'll eat cold pizza too.

mexican or chinese

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:39 PM
Chinese, in a landslide, though it seems that GOOD Chinese is harder and harder to find these days.

Open presents Christmas Day or Christmas Eve?

Mtbrncofn
03-12-2005, 11:41 PM
drawl

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:43 PM
Christmas Eve.

socks or no socks (with sandals)

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:45 PM
No socks with sandals. I don't usually wear sandals (Texas had a lot of fire ants and I'm not over the trauma yet) but I'll be damned if I wear socks with them.

quiet corner bar or jumping dance club?

Plummer2Watts
03-12-2005, 11:47 PM
Chinese, in a landslide, though it seems that GOOD Chinese is harder and harder to find these days.

Open presents Christmas Day or Christmas Eve?


Christmas Eve!!

Scrambled Eggs or Fried Eggs?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:49 PM
I can't stand socks with sandals! I think it looks silly.

quiet corner....
scrambled eggs...

stay at home mom or corporate woman

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:49 PM
Fried Eggs. Over-easy.

dictionary or thesaurus?

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:52 PM
stay at home mom or corporate woman

Don't care. As long as I've put her in a position where she can stay home if she so chooses, I'm not bothered by what she chooses. That said, the extremes of either - the stay at home who never leaves the house or the corporate woman who always puts the job first - would annoy the hell out of me.

blue jeans or slacks?

Sassy
03-12-2005, 11:52 PM
If I had a choice I'd pick part-time.

scrambled...
Dictionary...
blue jeans



gift or gift card

TheNextStep
03-12-2005, 11:56 PM
gift.

On trips: Fly or drive?

Sassy
03-13-2005, 12:03 AM
Definetly fly! (I like airports...and I can have a cocktail between flights)

big Wedding or small Wedding?

TheNextStep
03-13-2005, 12:09 AM
Small wedding. Big weddings are a nervous breakdown waiting to happen. My best friend had a big wedding... and I thought he'd either die of a heart attack or murder his mother-in-law long before the wedding date.

Celebrities: Interesting or self-important?

Sassy
03-13-2005, 06:05 AM
pictionary

Blueflame
03-13-2005, 10:49 AM
pictionary

Clue

Kid A
03-13-2005, 11:07 AM
Small wedding. Big weddings are a nervous breakdown waiting to happen. My best friend had a big wedding... and I thought he'd either die of a heart attack or murder his mother-in-law long before the wedding date.

Celebrities: Interesting or self-important?

Self-important.

Grapefruit league baseball or preseason football?

TheNextStep
03-13-2005, 12:37 PM
pre-season football.

peanut M&M's or milk chocolate?

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-13-2005, 12:46 PM
Monopoly

Sassy
03-13-2005, 12:46 PM
pre-season football...
milk chocolate...

outdoorsman or homebody...

Sassy
03-13-2005, 12:55 PM
twister

Blueflame
03-13-2005, 01:12 PM
twister

tornado

Sassy
03-13-2005, 01:15 PM
tornado
wind

Blueflame
03-13-2005, 01:48 PM
wind

Chinook (I'm ready for spring! ;D)

Arkie
03-13-2005, 01:50 PM
homebody

Texas Tech or Oklahoma St.

Sassy
03-13-2005, 01:54 PM
Spring

TheNextStep
03-13-2005, 01:57 PM
Okie State. F*** Trailer Trash University.

Disco or Techno?

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-13-2005, 03:08 PM
forward

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 04:07 PM
advance

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 04:10 PM
Both suck IMO, but techno if I have to pick one.

Red Tabasco or green

TheNextStep
03-13-2005, 04:12 PM
green tabasco.

lighter or matches?

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 04:31 PM
lighter

natural gas or electric

Sassy
03-13-2005, 04:34 PM
electric

tropical vacation or ski vacation

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 04:37 PM
Ski...I know how to do it and thank God, it has more clothes required :D

Outside Christmas decorations: yes or no?

Sassy
03-13-2005, 05:09 PM
cash

elsid13
03-13-2005, 05:55 PM
Ski...I know how to do it and thank God, it has more clothes required :D

Outside Christmas decorations: yes or no?

No - to easy to became tacky

Christmas or your birthday (for gifts)

Sir Mawn
03-13-2005, 07:26 PM
RED TABASCO!

Matches.

Jalapeņo or horseradish?

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 08:38 PM
No - to easy to became tacky

Christmas or your birthday (for gifts)


Party pooper ;)

Christmas gifts

Vehicle interior: leather or cloth

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 08:41 PM
allowance

Sassy
03-13-2005, 09:11 PM
leather...except in winter...

casual or dressy

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 09:13 PM
My leather has heated seats, so its quite comfy. :woowoo:

casual all the way

two piece bathing suit or one

Sassy
03-13-2005, 09:15 PM
My leather has heated seats, so its quite comfy. :woowoo:

casual all the way

two piece bathing suit or one
definetly ONE!
But some of the bikinis I wish I dared wear! rofl!

sandals or barefeet

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 09:24 PM
Sandals! I see my kids walk around on gravel in bare feet and cringe.

White water raft or lazy swim in the lake

Sir Mawn
03-13-2005, 09:27 PM
LAZY SWIM!

Leaving a message or hanging up?

Sassy
03-13-2005, 09:27 PM
lazy swim in the lake

manicure or pedicure

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 09:30 PM
I have never had either, but I'd love to have a pedicure if I could stand someone actually touching my feet.

Nail polish or au natural

Sassy
03-13-2005, 09:31 PM
LAZY SWIM!

Leaving a message or hanging up?
Depends on my mood...
I have a coffee cup that shows a cat with his feet up on the desk and he's flying paper airplanes...the phone rings and the answering maching says I'm sorry I'm not in right now but if you'll leave your name and a message..." Ha!

That's me. I usually don't answer my phone at home either...I usually have the computer on and my cell is for friends and family...

pack your lunch for work or fast food

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 09:34 PM
I don't work, but I make lunch at home all the time, so pack it.

paper or plastic

Sassy
03-13-2005, 09:37 PM
plastic

Hey...Do you ever ski at Red Lodge?

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 09:38 PM
Can't say that I have. I've only skied Big Mountain. Where is it?

Sassy
03-13-2005, 09:41 PM
Can't say that I have. I've only skied Big Mountain. Where is it?
Montana...not far from Billings.

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 09:42 PM
Montana...not far from Billings.

Yeah, Billings is quite a drive from here. We're up in the northwest corner. The only time I've been to Billings is when we've driven through on our way to Colorado.

Sassy
03-13-2005, 09:52 PM
classic styles or "fashion"

Mtbrncofn
03-13-2005, 09:58 PM
Can I say a mix of both?

Black or blue ink

Sassy
03-14-2005, 03:47 AM
black

arrive early or arrive late

crazyhorse
03-14-2005, 04:11 AM
black

arrive early or arrive late

Early

Chiefs or Raiders

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 08:58 AM
Good gawd, what kind of question is that? I'll take it as who would you like to see the Broncos face the least, k?

Chiefs

facial hair: yes or no

delany
03-14-2005, 09:13 AM
Good gawd, what kind of question is that? I'll take it as who would you like to see the Broncos face the least, k?

Chiefs

facial hair: yes or no

No.

Mom or Dad?

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 09:27 AM
Daddy's girl...so Dad.

big dog or small one

TheNextStep
03-14-2005, 10:28 AM
Big dog. Keep those ankle-biting mutts away from me.

tape or glue?

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 10:40 AM
tape

artificial Christmas tree or real one

crazyhorse
03-14-2005, 11:57 AM
tape

artificial Christmas tree or real one

Artificial.

Cialis or Viagra

alkemical
03-14-2005, 01:27 PM
alimoney

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-14-2005, 02:25 PM
shake down

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 07:20 PM
Where do you come up with these things, crazyhorse?

Viagra, I guess?

Carne asada or chimichanga

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 07:21 PM
hokey pokey

alkemical
03-14-2005, 07:25 PM
gimmie chimi!


Sangria or sambuca

minibronco
03-14-2005, 07:26 PM
carne asada

would you rather have the broncos sign a Pro Bowl Defensive end or see Ian Gold shove his contract up his ass?

alkemical
03-14-2005, 07:29 PM
Pi

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 08:47 PM
Sign the DE

Advil or Tylenol

alkemical
03-14-2005, 08:55 PM
tylenol 3

Alice in Chains, or Alice Cooper?

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 09:00 PM
Alice Cooper

Poison or Motley Crue

Ratboy
03-14-2005, 09:11 PM
Poison, Only because of the song 'Cherry Pie'


Happy Movie Ending or Sad Movie Ending

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 09:16 PM
Sad movie ending...sometimes it's just fun to cry about em.

Alarm clock: wake up to the buzzer or the radio

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 09:18 PM
Poison, Only because of the song 'Cherry Pie'


Happy Movie Ending or Sad Movie Ending

Btw, Trib...Warrant sang Cherry Pie. ;)

Ratboy
03-14-2005, 09:23 PM
Btw, Trib...Warrant sang Cherry Pie. ;)

ohh well. I had it on Ares and Thats what it was. I better change it.

minibronco
03-14-2005, 09:24 PM
radio (KOA 850) just playing, cuz i'm in los angeles

orange alternates or blue pant alternates?

Mtbrncofn
03-14-2005, 09:27 PM
The blues. I know I'm probably in the minority.

Dye your hair at home or go to the salon

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-16-2005, 01:11 PM
cherry

alkemical
03-16-2005, 02:58 PM
whitesnake

Mtbrncofn
03-16-2005, 04:01 PM
big hair

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-16-2005, 04:13 PM
bee hive

alkemical
03-16-2005, 05:01 PM
b52's

Kid A
03-16-2005, 05:03 PM
b52's

Love Shack

alkemical
03-16-2005, 05:14 PM
Love Shack

brothel

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-16-2005, 05:53 PM
Kitty

alkemical
03-16-2005, 06:01 PM
Kitty


fur-burger

Mtbrncofn
03-16-2005, 09:32 PM
Alec

Mtbrncofn
03-16-2005, 09:33 PM
Bump. Come on you bunch of party poopers, it's offseason, we don't have anything better to do.

Blueflame
03-16-2005, 11:23 PM
The blues. I know I'm probably in the minority.

Dye your hair at home or go to the salon

I'm definitely a do-it-yourself type of lady. :D

Change your own oil or take the car to Jiffy Lube?

Crushaholic
03-16-2005, 11:45 PM
Alec

Texan

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-17-2005, 08:02 AM
pompus

Mtbrncofn
03-17-2005, 03:38 PM
Husband changes it. I'd be ousted if I went to Jiffy Lube.

gel or mousse

EDIT: That whole hanged/hung thing was bothering me.

Mtbrncofn
03-17-2005, 03:48 PM
arrogant

Blueflame
03-17-2005, 04:11 PM
Husband changes it. I'd be ousted if I went to Jiffy Lube.

gel or mousse

EDIT: That whole hanged/hung thing was bothering me.

Yeah, my hubby usually does the oil changes, too... unless it's time to do it and he's been too busy/lazy or something and then we'll take it to one of those quick lube places rather than be late on maintenance.

I probably use gel more often than mousse but don't use either one all that much.

LOL @ the edit. :giggle:

black denim or blue denim?

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-17-2005, 07:45 PM
1600 posts - need to make 200 on this thread - keep it going folks.

Donald Trump

alkemical
03-17-2005, 07:55 PM
hair

Mtbrncofn
03-17-2005, 09:11 PM
Blue for me. Black gets washed out so quickly.

Capris or shorts

Mtbrncofn
03-17-2005, 09:14 PM
ball

TheNextStep
03-17-2005, 09:24 PM
Shorts. I'm a legs man.

Cigar or pipe?

Mtbrncofn
03-17-2005, 09:30 PM
Good Lord...great choices, TNS. I think I smoked one of those Swisher Sweets once when I was in high school, so I'll go with cigar.

shovel your snow or blow it ;)

TheNextStep
03-17-2005, 09:32 PM
My kingdom for a freakin' snow blower!

Godfather trilogy or Indiana Jones Trilogy?

Mtbrncofn
03-17-2005, 09:37 PM
Indiana Jones. I've never seen the Godfather movies. No one have a heart attack now.

Diesel or gas

Ratboy
03-17-2005, 11:12 PM
Gas.

Life outside of this universe?

Yes or No?

Tom H.
03-18-2005, 06:23 AM
gonad

Old Dude
03-18-2005, 07:41 AM
low blow

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 08:04 AM
No.

Mechanical pencil or good ol #2.

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 08:12 AM
cheap shot

jonny1
03-18-2005, 08:26 AM
No.

Mechanical pencil or good ol #2.

Mechanical pencil.

Electric shaver or blade?

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 08:29 AM
Blade

Worst household chore: washing dishes or mopping?

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-18-2005, 09:10 AM
Incognito

RaiderH8r
03-18-2005, 09:16 AM
mosquito

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-18-2005, 09:23 AM
bite

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 10:52 AM
buck teeth

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-18-2005, 11:28 AM
Chief fan

alkemical
03-18-2005, 01:02 PM
Washing dishes

3rd shift or 2nd shift?

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 03:14 PM
demented

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 03:20 PM
2nd shift

t-shirt or sweatshirt

SoCalBronco
03-18-2005, 03:44 PM
definitely t-shirt.

waffles or pancakes (i used to like both actually but for reasons related to this board and our team, i now hate both).

Ratboy
03-18-2005, 03:47 PM
Pancakes.


Shoes or Sandals.

elsid13
03-18-2005, 03:52 PM
Pancakes.


Shoes or Sandals.


Shoes

suger mommy/poppy or work for living

alkemical
03-18-2005, 04:44 PM
Work (i want my own business)

spud mckenzie - taco bell dog

TheNextStep
03-18-2005, 06:06 PM
Spuds McKenzie

scripted or improvisational?

alkemical
03-18-2005, 06:26 PM
improv

cops or worlds craziest police videos

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 06:32 PM
World's Craziest Police

Shaving cream or shaving gel ( that turns into the cream anyway )

crazyhorse
03-18-2005, 06:59 PM
World's Craziest Police

Shaving cream or shaving gel ( that turns into the cream anyway )

Gel

Mustang or Camaro

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 07:16 PM
Camaro ( Chevy rules! )

Socks: tube socks or the low rise ankle kind

alkemical
03-18-2005, 07:37 PM
low rise -

high class or low brow nobility

Tredici
03-18-2005, 08:02 PM
When did this change from the word association to the either/or game?

Always go low brow...

rocking chair or barca lounger?

alkemical
03-18-2005, 08:15 PM
the word game is another thread -

barca lounger

whiskey sours or ammaretto sours?

labronx
03-18-2005, 08:52 PM
the word game is another thread -

barca lounger

whiskey sours or ammaretto sours?
ammaretto(this is not comming from pers. experience is what my girl gets) ???

Long Island or just a beer?

labronx
03-18-2005, 08:53 PM
Camaro ( Chevy rules! )

Socks: tube socks or the low rise ankle kind
ankle type

all though I really like tube status sometimes like in the winter.

I hate having the ankle ones and my calves freezing inside my jeans.

boxers or butt huggers?

labronx
03-18-2005, 08:54 PM
bored at work or bored at home?

Swedish Extrovert
03-18-2005, 09:07 PM
work (at least your getting paid)

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 09:51 PM
Cripes, Smurf....you messed it up. You answered, but didn't ask a new one.

Get with the program. :)

labronx
03-18-2005, 09:54 PM
Cripes, Smurf....you messed it up. You answered, but didn't ask a new one.

Get with the program. :)

shoot you never answered mine and I answered yours on the tubesocks;D !

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 09:58 PM
No no no, labronx...ames had answered my socks one, then Tred went, then ames again, etc. You see? ;)

But since no one answered yours and that's the last question up there, I'll go with it.

Butt huggers, since that's what my hubby wears. ( I'm sure he appreciates me sharing his underwear status with the board ;D )


Ultra Charmin or regular

labronx
03-18-2005, 10:09 PM
No no no, labronx...ames had answered my socks one, then Tred went, then ames again, etc. You see? ;)

But since no one answered yours and that's the last question up there, I'll go with it.

Butt huggers, since that's what my hubby wears. ( I'm sure he appreciates me sharing his underwear status with the board ;D )


Ultra Charmin or regular

this is the funny part to the game!

I like the storys or tidbits to the answers

regular

actually no longer use charmin

the last time I convinced my wife to go with Ultra Charmin since its so freakin thick it clogged our toilet upstairs. We go to costco and she walways gets the kirlkland name brand.

Boy I didnt hear the end of that one!


Wild Card weekend or Conference Championship weekend?

Mtbrncofn
03-18-2005, 10:17 PM
this is the funny part to the game!

I like the storys or tidbits to the answers

regular

actually no longer use charmin

the last time I convinced my wife to go with Ultra Charmin since its so freakin thick it clogged our toilet upstairs. We go to costco and she walways gets the kirlkland name brand.

Boy I didnt hear the end of that one!


Wild Card weekend or Conference Championship weekend?
Ahaahahahaa...we had that same thing happen with our toilet too! Damn expensive thick TP.

Wild Card, I think....always lots of surprises there.

Salt your food: yes or no

Rock Chalk
03-18-2005, 10:20 PM
Hell yes.

Nailbiter or blowout?

labronx
03-18-2005, 10:21 PM
Hell yes.

Nailbiter or blowout?

Give me a game where I tear my freakin nails off!!!


Raiders game or Chiefs game!

labronx
03-18-2005, 10:22 PM
bong or joint or the mighty Bubbler? ;D

This one is strictly for Alec!

TheNextStep
03-18-2005, 10:26 PM
Raiders game or Chiefs game!

I'm going to go with Raiders game.

Cats: declawed or sacrifice the couch?

labronx
03-18-2005, 10:27 PM
I'm going to go with Raiders game.

Cats: declawed or sacrifice the couch?


Whats up TNS!!! Thats my man

there goes the couch

drive or fly there?

TheNextStep
03-18-2005, 11:25 PM
Whats up TNS!!! Thats my man

there goes the couch

drive or fly there?
Drive. My wife doesn't handle flying well so she went to doctor and was prescribed atavan. On the bottle it says, "take 1-5." We decide that we'll play it safe and give her two of them. We board the plane and she's a little goofy but generally okay. It seems like it's just taken the edge off a little bit. We've got my then-less-than-two-year-old son in my lap and the third seat in our row is filled by this ENORMOUS guy who apparently eschews bathing in favor of simply applying another vat of Old Spice to skin. So... wife's had a couple atavan, I'm trying not to breathe too much because of the stench from Mr. Humongoid right next to me. My son is getting fussy because of the aftershave and I hand him to my wife just so I can crank up the air flow vents and try to at least get this air moving. No sooner do I hand the baby over than he pukes all over my wife. Shamu in the next seat gets all pissed off and starts yelling to have his seat changed and I'm just trying to get him to move his fat ass so my wife can get herself and my son to the bathroom. The stewardesses move him to another seat and I grab the carry on stuff for the extra set of clothes that we, being veteran travellers, always put in our carry on. The problem? No clothes. Apparently, the clothes that I set out for our son didn't meet my wife's approval. She packed them and pulled out another pair while she was packing. She didn't get to finish packing, however, so I went upstairs to do it. Thinking that I'd already put my son's clothes in the carry on (which I had...) I put the pair of clothes that she set out into the suitcase. And now here we were - with no freakin' clothes in the carry on luggage at all. None for me. None for her. None for my son. I strip off my sweater so my wife can change into it, leaving me wearing a white t-shirt with a hole in it. The wife comes back wearing my sweater, looking like she may have wet her pants, and with my son wearing a diaper, a pair of socks, and wrapped up in a baby blanket. Oh, yeah... and she's carrying a plastic bag filled with puked on clothing.

We've still got most of the flight ahead of us.

My wife is now REALLY on edge, so she takes a third atavan. After puking his guts up on mama, my son calms down and goes to sleep. The first two atavans kick in (the third comes later in the story) and my wife dozes off. Meanwhile, I'm shivering my ass off because I'm skinny, I'm wearing a holey t-shirt, the airlines nowadays are cheap motherf***ers and don't have any blankets, and air travel isn't exactly a warm experience. We finally land in Denver. We've got fifteen minutes to get to the other gate to meet our connecting flight. After de-planing, we find out that the other gate is halfway across the f***ing airport. We've got to haul ass over there and - somewhere along the way - stop and get some clothing for my boy. That, my friends is when the third atavan kicked in.

So now I'm holding all of the carry on luggage, my son, and dragging (damned near literally) my completely drugged-into-a-coma wife behind me and doing the best I can to hustle through the airport. Out of the corner of my COMPLETELY F***ING ON EDGE eyes, I see a clothing shop. We detour. I find a pair of overalls and a t-shirt that are "close enough" to my son's size that I say "ah, he can grow into them a little." I take them to the register - a pair of overalls and a t-shirt, mind you - and they ring up my TWO ITEMS. It comes out to $47.95. Have I mentioned that all I bought was a Goddamned pair of overalls and a t-shirt? But... I'm over a barrell here. My son needs clothes and I'm down to 10 minutes to get to my freakin' gate, which I still haven't located yet. I hand her my debit card, which she swipes. And the computer drops it's connection. So she swipes again. And the computer drops it's connection. And again. And again. And again. After the 7th try, I start thinking that maybe there's something wrong with the card, so I hand her my credit card. Same thing... again. And again. And again. I decide, "to hell with it, I don't like doing it, but we'll board with him in his baby blanket. Screw the clothes, I've got five freakin' minutes left before we miss our flight." Just as I turn to tell my dopey wife this, the card works! Hallelujah! I wait impatiently for the receipt to print, sign it, throw the clothes on my son - tags and all - and get back moving. I pick up all of the carry on luggage, cradle my son in my arm, grab the little dope fiend that I married by the hand and ran as fast as I could to the next gate. We arrived as they were doing final boarding call. That's when I discovered that I had somehow lost my freakin' boarding pass! I had my wife's... but I could not find mine. Fortunately, the clerk could see that I was frazzled to just about the breaking point and handled it efficiently and quickly.

We board the flight back home to Houston. The druggie is no longer tired. She's slobbering on herself a little and she's slurring words before they even form in her mind, but she's decided that she's going to make friends with the nice lady in the seat next to her. Great. Now I've got a two year old in my arms and my fellow passengers think that I'm travelling with a crack head.

We finally arrive in Houston and my wife is still a a few sandwiches short of a picnic bask... no, screw that, she just doesn't even have a picnic basket at all. She's gone. We get to baggage claim and I tell her, "Honey? Honey? HONEY?!?!?! Sit down in this chair. Hold the baby. Can you do that? I wish I didn't have to have you do that, but we've got three suitcases that I have to pull off of the conveyor, okay?" She slobbered back, "oookaashooo mumambajiboo." I knew that I was still far, far from home. I waited until everyone else had grabbed their stuff and I could plainly see my three suitcases. I had her sit up as straight as she could and I put the baby in her arms. I positioned our carry on luggage around her feet, praying that if she dropped the baby, he would land on it. Then I made a desperate dash to the conveyor, snatched a suitcase, and ran back to my wife to add it to the baby bumper perimeter I had set up around her. Did the same for bag #2. Did the same for bag #3.

Now I loaded up with all of the carry on luggage, my son, and bags #1 and #2. I had my wife drag bag #3 behind her because, frankly, I'm not a camel and I just can't carry that f***ing much. Anyway, we get outside where our friend Julie has come to pick us up. Let me tell you, she was a sight for sore eyes! I was ready to call out to her and praise the Lord that Julie was there when Julie yelled from across the street, "Oh, sh*t! I just locked the keys in the car!"

In the parking lot, behind the car, with a sleeping two year old, a drugged up wife, and a friend who wants to tell me every single event that led up to the keys being locked in the car, I'm going through all of my bags to try to find my other set of keys. I find them. I put the baby in the car. I put the crackhead in the car. Julie asks me why my wife is acting like she's drunk. I tell her that she took three atavan. Julie says, "today." I say, "No, since we got on the plane." Julie, being a nurse by profession, looks incredulous and says, "you know you're only supposed to take one at a time? No wonder she's acting stoned!" I grit my teeth and put Julie in the car. Then I sit on the trunk of my car and I angrily SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE a cigarette. Okay, now I've got the strength for the hour and a half drive home. I get behind the wheel and I'm counting on Julie to navigate. I've only been to this airport once before but Julie has lived in the area her entire life. We drive for an hour... when she realizes that we're driving in EXACTLY the wrong direction. I turn around and drive for two and a half more hours.

I finally get home. I leave Julie in the car. I leave the sleeping baby in the car. I leave the crackhead wife in the car. I leave the bags in the car. I walk inside, I open a beer, I sit down on my front porch and drink the damned thing. I'm home.

Oh yeah... I'll drive. I don't care if we're going to Hawaii for vacation, I'm driving to that motherf***er, you hear me?

Now, for my question: Did the Denver airport rape me on those baby clothes or are you going to actually defend those sonsab*tches?

Tredici
03-19-2005, 07:28 AM
So basically, the only thing still chaffing is the price of airport clothes? I think you got off cheap......

Atavan or Xanax?

(Just in case MzTNS has a flight in the near future.)

Mtbrncofn
03-19-2005, 08:31 AM
Hilarious! You should be a writer, TNS. You sure can tell a great story.

Xanax

Home Depot or Lowe's

crazyhorse
03-19-2005, 10:08 AM
Drive. My wife doesn't handle flying well so she went to doctor and was prescribed atavan. On the bottle it says, "take 1-5." We decide that we'll play it safe and give her two of them. We board the plane and she's a little goofy but generally okay. It seems like it's just taken the edge off a little bit. We've got my then-less-than-two-year-old son in my lap and the third seat in our row is filled by this ENORMOUS guy who apparently eschews bathing in favor of simply applying another vat of Old Spice....


Typical Raider family.

ugh!~ ~Popps~ :TJnPopps:

elsid13
03-19-2005, 10:12 AM
Hilarious! You should be a writer, TNS. You sure can tell a great story.

Xanax

Home Depot or Lowe's


Lowe's

read the book or watch the movie

TheNextStep
03-19-2005, 11:56 AM
Typical Raider family.

ugh!~ ~Popps~ :TJnPopps:
Funny you, of all people, should say that because with my holey t-shirt, drugged up wife, and half-dressed baby, I've never felt so Chief-like in my life. The only things that would have made the Arrowhead picture more complete would have been beer stains on the t-shirt and two cops asking my wife if she wanted to press charges.

Tredici
03-19-2005, 03:34 PM
Read the Book

Who has the least amount of understanding of this game?

Raider Fan or Chief Fan?

TheNextStep
03-19-2005, 03:43 PM
I vote Chief fan.

Who is more likely to defend dirty plays by players on their team of choice: Denver fans or Bronco fans?

;)

minibronco
03-19-2005, 03:55 PM
bronco fans.

smack him or slap him.

TheNextStep
03-19-2005, 04:23 PM
bronco fans.

smack him or slap him.

Cut block me. It's really the only answer one could give at this point. :)

Historical Biography or Historical Fiction?

elsid13
03-19-2005, 04:28 PM
Cut block me. It's really the only answer one could give at this point. :)

Historical Biography or Historical Fiction?

Historical Biography


Blade Runner or Indiania Jones

Mtbrncofn
03-19-2005, 07:10 PM
Indiana Jones

What's worse: cleaning up puke or poop

Blueflame
03-19-2005, 08:26 PM
Indiana Jones

What's worse: cleaning up puke or poop

That would depend on the variety and consistency of the poop, which would be much easier to clean up (than puke) if it was, say, frozen dog droppings in the yard. I'd take the puke over cat diarrhea, however...
(pleasant mental imagery, eh?)

Who will make it to a SB first... Arizona or NO?

TheNextStep
03-19-2005, 10:09 PM
Wow. That's a heck of a choice. I'm going to go with New Orleans because of the consistent rumors that they'll be sold and relocated.

On the grill: Chicken or Steak?

Blueflame
03-19-2005, 11:19 PM
Wow. That's a heck of a choice. I'm going to go with New Orleans because of the consistent rumors that they'll be sold and relocated.

On the grill: Chicken or Steak?

Can't beat a nice cut of beef. :D

Prime Rib or Filet Mignon?

TheNextStep
03-19-2005, 11:23 PM
Filet Mignon

crab legs or lobster tail?

Blueflame
03-19-2005, 11:35 PM
Filet Mignon

crab legs or lobster tail?

Both are great, but crab legs remind me of the meal we had at Meck's place in Denver last September... most excellent.

Chefs salad or Caesar salad?

TheNextStep
03-19-2005, 11:57 PM
Chef's salad. Although the best salad I ever had was a Caesar salad that they prepared right at our table. Absolutely unbelievable. Then again, that was in some pricey restaurant in Waikiki with pictures of famous people all over the walls. You don't get that kind of salad at Applebees, ya know? Chef salad tends to be the safer pick.

And now I'm freakin' hungry. It's two o'clock in the morning and I'm going to go make a freakin' salad now.

Cold pizza for breakfast or omelette for dinner?

ro_50
03-20-2005, 12:58 AM
What a day 3. Giants like Gonzaga and WF go down along w BC. what else is in store for day 4.

This is the best sporting event.

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-20-2005, 02:43 PM
horror movies

Mtbrncofn
03-20-2005, 04:17 PM
cheesy

Mtbrncofn
03-20-2005, 04:20 PM
Chef's salad. Although the best salad I ever had was a Caesar salad that they prepared right at our table. Absolutely unbelievable. Then again, that was in some pricey restaurant in Waikiki with pictures of famous people all over the walls. You don't get that kind of salad at Applebees, ya know? Chef salad tends to be the safer pick.

And now I'm freakin' hungry. It's two o'clock in the morning and I'm going to go make a freakin' salad now.

Cold pizza for breakfast or omelette for dinner?
Mmmmm...omelette for dinner. Omelettes are good any time of the day.

Thin or thick crust on your pizza?

Billy Clyde Puckett
03-21-2005, 05:52 AM
Wisconsin

Tom H.
03-21-2005, 06:04 AM
Tundra

Crushaholic
03-21-2005, 08:59 AM
Tundra

frozen