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Rohirrim
11-05-2004, 10:32 AM
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy
term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

Rohirrim
11-05-2004, 10:33 AM

Spider
11-05-2004, 10:34 AM
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy
term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
;D

Spider
11-05-2004, 10:35 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=9461&stc=1
Hilarious!

Mile High Shack
11-05-2004, 11:08 AM
nice cut and paste, you are slowing turning into LABF

Falconer
11-05-2004, 11:08 AM
Wait!! My state is not included in Jesusland. The state of Illinois not including Chicago would like to secede from The United States of Canada. By the way, if you look at county by county returns there is a lot less area in the USC.

Exile_In_SJ
11-05-2004, 11:28 AM
Want some cheese with that whine? Geez you lefties sure can cry up a good one.. time to fisk this bit of drivel, whoever authored it

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Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

Are you homeless? unemployed? Do go to bed starving each night?
You are whining on a computer, I doubt you are wanting for much.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

Yeah, all the forests have disappeared before our very eyes. (/sarcasm off)

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.

International disgrace? By who's standards? Freeing the millions upon millions of oppressed people in Afghanistan and Iraq is not an international disgrace in my eyes, nor in the eyes of most Americans as shown by the majority, last tuesday.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,

Funny, Los Angeles just reported their cleanest air in ages. And war? yeah it's war, a war of liberation...

I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

When we've stabilized Iraq, we'll exit.. As for Bush exiting, if that's what you mean.. he'll be gone in 4 years. I hope you hate every single one of them.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

And the tax cuts for everyone who pays taxes, halleluyah.. Media control? just what planet do you live on? The media was an unofficial campaign supporter for John Kerry, but it didn't make any difference.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

Bush hasn't deceived anyone on his agenda and his agenda isn't deceptive, he's been straightforward in that and has carried it out.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

Stop driving your car, allow for more domestic exploration, otherwise stfu.

My health insurance runneth out.

Too bad, get a different job where the employer offers health insurance.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy
term,

The only megalomaniac I've seen all campaign long is Michael Moore, And Bush's patriotism is hardly false.

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

Hmm 337,000 new jobs last month. If your child can't get a job, he/she must be a useless lump of clay.



Bush's victory and the lefties reacton to it is a gift that keeps on giving.....

Kaylore
11-05-2004, 11:29 AM
nice cut and paste, you are slowing turning into LABF
Agreed. This is certainly not helpful. And people blame Republicans for being divisive. Terms like Jesus land certainly show that yours is the party of acceptance and diversity. :unamused:

Oh by the way, jobs went up much higher than expected this month.

Mile High Shack
11-05-2004, 11:31 AM
Oh by the way, jobs went up much higher than expected this month.

let me answer for the hate mongers

ahem, "THESE JOBS WERE LOW PAYING JOBS, LIKE FROM BLOCKBUSTER!!!! LOW PAYING JOBS....LOOOOWWWWW PPPAAAAYYYINNNNGGGG JOBBSSS!!!!!!!!"

Sideburn
11-05-2004, 11:35 AM
let me answer for the hate mongers

ahem, "THESE JOBS WERE LOW PAYING JOBS, LIKE FROM BLOCKBUSTER!!!! LOW PAYING JOBS....LOOOOWWWWW PPPAAAAYYYINNNNGGGG JOBBSSS!!!!!!!!"
Funny you say that...the blockbuster by my house just took down their "Now Hiring" signs.

Exile_In_SJ
11-05-2004, 11:35 AM
Has Rohirrim morphed into LABF? rofl

Spider
11-05-2004, 11:38 AM
Ha! Blockbuster ......... I live in Wyoming and even I have on demand Pay per view ....... get with it people

Exile_In_SJ
11-05-2004, 11:39 AM
I have a good idea for the useless kids living in the lefties basements.... have them join the military. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl.

But what if they don't want to? Reinstate the draft... serially. draft their useless @sses into the military.../sarcasm off

Spider
11-05-2004, 11:39 AM
Besides with on demand I dont have to rewind the DVD's before returning ........

Spider
11-05-2004, 11:40 AM
I have a good idea for the useless kids living in the lefties basements.... have them join the military. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl.

But what if they don't want to? Reinstate the draft... serially. draft their useless @sses into the military.../sarcasm off
So how come you havent enlisted yet ? scared

Kaylore
11-05-2004, 11:47 AM
Has Rohirrim morphed into LABF? rofl
Speeking of him, I'm convinced that he wasn't even a Broncos fan, and that his repeated tirades here were part of some effort to "spread the word" electronically.

Spider
11-05-2004, 11:50 AM
Speeking of him, I'm convinced that he wasn't even a Broncos fan, and that his repeated tirades here were part of some effort to "spread the word" electronically.
Naw LABF is a broncos fan , he just got caught up in the election .......

Billy Clyde Puckett
11-05-2004, 12:00 PM
let me answer for the hate mongers

ahem, "THESE JOBS WERE LOW PAYING JOBS, LIKE FROM BLOCKBUSTER!!!! LOW PAYING JOBS....LOOOOWWWWW PPPAAAAYYYINNNNGGGG JOBBSSS!!!!!!!!"


Wrong.

Mile High Shack
11-05-2004, 12:04 PM
Wrong.

let me phrase it for the hate lefties

THESE ARE LOWER PAYING JOBS!!!!!

DEH TOOK ER JAWWWBBSSS

Rohirrim
11-05-2004, 12:05 PM
Well, you Bushies didn't have a sense of humor before the election. Obviously, winning at the polls doesn't help you either. rofl

Mile High Shack
11-05-2004, 12:07 PM
Well, you Bushies didn't have a sense of humor before the election. Obviously, winning at the polls doesn't help you either. rofl

yeah you were doing it for the pure comedic value ;)

Spider
11-05-2004, 12:09 PM
yeah you were doing it for the pure comedic value ;)
Comic value ??

Rohirrim
11-05-2004, 12:09 PM
yeah you were doing it for the pure comedic value ;)

Well, I sure thought it was funny.

Billy Clyde Puckett
11-05-2004, 12:21 PM
let me phrase it for the hate lefties

THESE ARE LOWER PAYING JOBS!!!!!

DEH TOOK ER JAWWWBBSSS


www.factcheck.org

Mile High Shack
11-05-2004, 12:23 PM
www.factcheck.org

BUT DEY TOOK 'ER JAWWWWBBSSS!!!

Garcia Bronco
11-05-2004, 12:48 PM
"I'm going to JesusLand!!"

Mile High Shack
11-05-2004, 12:52 PM
Comic value ??

now that is funny LOL

Billy Clyde Puckett
11-05-2004, 12:53 PM
BUT DEY TOOK 'ER JAWWWWBBSSS!!!

Another sheep who would rather bow to the mantra of a bunch of lying politicians than look at the facts.

Mile High Shack
11-05-2004, 12:56 PM
Another sheep who would rather bow to the mantra of a bunch of lying politicians than look at the facts.

your realize I'm joking don't you?

patteeu
11-05-2004, 01:07 PM
Ha! Blockbuster ......... I live in Wyoming and even I have on demand Pay per view ....... get with it people

Hell, I don't even have cable TV or high speed internet where I live. Can I move into your spare room?

patteeu
11-05-2004, 01:09 PM
So how come you havent enlisted yet ? scared

I suspect he's not living in his parents' basement.

Billy Clyde Puckett
11-05-2004, 01:31 PM
your realize I'm joking don't you?

This is a serious thread - no joking allowed rofl

Seriously, good paying jobs are being created.

"New jobs in professional and business services also helped strengthen overall job growth last month, with hiring expanding by 97,000."

http://dailynews.att.net/cgi-bin/news?e=pub&dt=041105&cat=business&st=businessd865tu880&src=ap

bronco militia
11-05-2004, 01:36 PM
rofl rofl

http://thewvsr.com/undecided.htm

Kaylore
11-05-2004, 01:52 PM
rofl rofl

http://thewvsr.com/undecided.htm
Ha!

Spider
11-05-2004, 01:52 PM
Hell, I don't even have cable TV or high speed internet where I live. Can I move into your spare room?
Ha! , you would hate it here , no Chiefs .........

Spider
11-05-2004, 01:53 PM
I suspect he's not living in his parents' basement.
LOL ....... Maybe , but somthing tells me I am not far off the mark .......

Hogan11
11-05-2004, 02:04 PM
Praise Jesus I'm in a blue state......Ha!

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2004, 05:38 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=9461&stc=1

LOL

The sad part is that the religio-nutrolls actually believe GeeDubya 'shares their values' (as opposed to 'just wants their votes.')

baja
11-06-2004, 05:52 AM
nice cut and paste, you are slowing turning into LABF

I notice you live in cowtown, now that I understand you are a cow that explains your brainless takes.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2004, 05:54 AM
I notice you live in cowtown, now that I understand you are a cow that explains your brainless takes.

LOL

baja
11-06-2004, 06:06 AM
I wonder what all you smug little soldiers that are in love with George Bush will be saying when you are called up in America's time of need to serve in that next war on terror in Syria or N Korea.

"I said there would be no draft but that was before we knew that Saddam's WMD were moved to Syria and we must act now, America needs you. No need to pack anything the truck will pick you up at 4 AM. Remember either you are with us or you are against us.", GWB

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2004, 06:10 AM
I wonder what all you smug little soldiers that are in love with George Bush will be saying when you are called up in America's time of need to serve in that next war on terror in Syria or N Korea.

That would certainly be poetic justice, wouldn't it?

However, something tells me they'll all be scurrying for Air National Guard slots just like their mentor GeeDubya.

patteeu
11-06-2004, 06:25 AM
LOL

The sad part is that the religio-nutrolls actually believe GeeDubya 'shares their values' (as opposed to 'just wants their votes.')

If GW Bush is such a dangerous fundamentalist christian who seeks to impose his religion on the rest of us, how come neocons (jews in large part) play such a prominent role in his government?

So which is it, is he beholden to the neocons or to the christian right?

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2004, 06:50 AM
If GW Bush is such a dangerous fundamentalist christian who seeks to impose his religion on the rest of us, how come neocons (jews in large part) play such a prominent role in his government?

So which is it, is he beholden to the neocons or to the christian right?

Smirk's religious schtick is as phony as a three dollar bill.

It all started when Rove convinced him that he could win the gubernatorial race in Texass by pandering to the evangelicals and the far-right fundie whack jobs.

Smirk and Rove are now using the same strategy on a national level.

Smirk is dangerous insofar as there are no limits to the extent to which he will pander to the religious far-right for what are ultimately self-serving political motives.

If that means obliterating the seperation between church and state, then so be it.

(Just like Smirk has no scruples about screwing the environment to keep his big donors happy.)

Rohirrim
11-06-2004, 02:35 PM
Well, the End Times books do tell us that the final battle of mankind will be at Armegeddon just before Israel fills its "God-ordained" borders, and after which will be the Second Coming.

Armegeddon is a small village in Syria.

Rock Chalk
11-06-2004, 02:38 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php
Spider laughs at this and so do I, for entirely different reasons.

Spider
11-06-2004, 02:40 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php
Spider laughs at this and so do I, for entirely different reasons.
I laughed at a red X ? ......silly me