Evil Republican Committee Victory Celebration Thread

[RaiderH8r]

I would like to congratulate all of my cohorts on the ERC for their shared victory and hard work during this campaign season. Shine your boots boys, 4 more years of kicking puppies and such. ***evil laugh***

I would also like to thank the Captain for advising a purchase Kleenex stock, the sales have been going through the roof. Particularly in MA. and Los Angeles***evil laugh***

Pop the cork, champagne all around. :~ohyah!:

[Mile High Shack]

finally I can now trully celebrate my love for oil and money and all the profits that come from it.

no more facades.

[Captain_Poncho]

I've just set up the buffet of stolen school childrens' lunches, and after the baby seal clubbing contest, won't you all adjourn with me to the shooting range where we'll be releasing endangered rhinos into the field? Bring your assault weapons.

[RaiderH8r]

Now we can roll out "Operation: Get behind the hippies" while we send people to die for oil. ***evil laugh***

I wonder if Charlie Rangle will re-introduce the bill to bring back the draft. Do ya think?

[Rascal]

I would like to thank the designers of the chip that we've inserted into over a million Americans. The goal next election is to have this number around 2 million.

We need to put electronic voting machines into Ohio like those we have in Florida, the margin of victory needs to a bit bigger as we can't always rely on people on the ground to "lose" democratic votes with lawyers being present.

BTW...is that fire still going? I'm hungry and I've got some hotdogs to cook.

[Mile High Shack]

I just want to throw trash on the ground and kill some endangered species.

[Kaylore]

I want to thank all minorities that I oppressed and all my stock holders for this true show of support. I also want to thank all my fellow Nazis.

[Hotrod]

I just want to throw trash on the ground and kill some endangered species.

LOL at this whole thread. ;D

[RaiderH8r]

I would like to thank the designers of the chip that we've inserted into over a million Americans. The goal next election is to have this number around 2 million.

We need to put electronic voting machines into Ohio like those we have in Florida, the margin of victory needs to a bit bigger as we can't always rely on people on the ground to "lose" democratic votes with lawyers being present.

BTW...is that fire still going? I'm hungry and I've got some hotdogs to cook.
Yes, the coordinated effort to "Lose" votes was simple but very effective. ***evil laugh*** Kudos to Poncho and MHS on the vote rigging efforts. Well done men.

It's marvelous that we have such a wonderful understanding of precinct by precinct voting trends while the Wonderful World Loving Democratic Huggie Pants Party is busy trying to buy the world a coke and teach them harmony or some such crap. ***evil laugh***

[RaiderH8r]

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

Thank you Dennis Leary

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Did my part to suppress the Democratic vote up in Broomfield County. A MoveOn volunteer was w/in the 100 foot limit, and everytime I came by to get the Republican poll watcher's sheets of who hadn't voted yet I pointed it out to the Election Judges. She got arrested yesterday afternoon.

[Hotrod]

Did my part to suppress the Democratic vote up in Broomfield County. A MoveOn volunteer was w/in the 100 foot limit, and everytime I came by to get the Republican poll watcher's sheets of who hadn't voted yet I pointed it out to the Election Judges. She got arrested yesterday afternoon.

Maybe this explains the disappearance of LABF maybe he is in Broomfield bailing out his wife.

[Elevation 5280']

LOL rofl Hilarious!

Too funny!

Our sinister plan is taking form......we control both Houses of Congress, the Governorships, the Presidency, the Supreme Court, and soon the WORLD!

Muahahahahahahaha, muahahahahahahahaha :devil:

[Mile High Shack]

as soon as we build our underground society, we can blow up the top and leave only us great and mighty conservative republicans.

[Kaylore]

as soon as we build our underground society, we can blow up the top and leave only us great and mighty conservative republicans.
So true. You know, as I was reading our future constitution, The Holy Bible, today, I was reflecting on the fact that since we are all multi-millionaires, we should pool our money and create a machine that tortures spotted owls. It would run on crude oil and coal.

[Mile High Shack]

So true. You know, as I was reading our future constitution, The Holy Bible, today, I was reflecting on the fact that since we are all multi-millionaires, we should pool our money and create a machine that tortures spotted owls. It would run on crude oil and coal.

LOL

only if it belches out noxious cancerous smoke as well

[Captain_Poncho]

So true. You know, as I was reading our future constitution, The Holy Bible, today, I was reflecting on the fact that since we are all multi-millionaires, we should pool our money and create a machine that tortures spotted owls. It would run on crude oil and coal.

Now THERE'S a machine I could get behind! Innovation at its best!

[Sideburn]

This thread brings a tear to my eye. So many oppressors coming together is a sight to see. I'm also glad that I can finally get back on here. Yesterday was a long day. Mom would be so proud of all of you for what you have done...(she's definately kicking puppies in heaven as we speak) While Oklahoma was the first state west of the Mississippi to go Bush (obviously so) I was up till 4 am wondering why the networks weren't calling it for Bush already. Apparently our efforts Nationwide was a complete success. But it's not enough. We need to step up our efforts. Not enough minorities were disenfranchised. I say we move up from kicking puppies to kicking minority babies. Sure a puppy makes a nice yelp when you get it right in the ribs, but a baby makes a sound that is so beautiful it will make you giddy with joy.

Ok, all jokes aside. I'm going to give it up to John Kerry now. He ran a good race, and did the right thing by conceding. He is putting the country ahead of himself and I commend him for this. Maybe we can get him to come to the darkside. With those long legs he could punt a puppy 45-55 yards easy.

[Sideburn]

So true. You know, as I was reading our future constitution, The Holy Bible, today, I was reflecting on the fact that since we are all multi-millionaires, we should pool our money and create a machine that tortures spotted owls. It would run on crude oil and coal.
Holy crap on a stick that was funny.

[Old Dude]

...Ok, all jokes aside. I'm going to give it up to John Kerry now. He ran a good race, and did the right thing by conceding. He is putting the country ahead of himself and I commend him for this. ...

Kerry's concession reminds me of a married couple that's decided to stay together for the sake of the kids.

Republicans can breath easy, but should expect hot steamy, sex no time soon.

[Captain_Poncho]

Kerry's concession reminds me of a married couple that's decided to stay together for the sake of the kids.

Republicans can breath easy, but should expect hot steamy, sex no time soon.

LMAO!!!!

Frigging hilarious!

[RaiderH8r]

Kerry's concession reminds me of a married couple that's decided to stay together for the sake of the kids.

Republicans can breath easy, but should expect hot steamy, sex no time soon.
What are you talking about? The Evil Republican Committee has been screwing Democrats for 50 years and counting. ***evil laugh*** :thumbsup: :alky:

[Crushaholic]

A toast: Here's to a happy, prosperous, and profitable Halliburton... :alky:

[Hotrod]

Did anyone catch Bush's news conf ??? Did he break the news on our new war on the enviornment :devil:

The new axis of evil...

1. Stupid enviornment
2. SS moochers
3. welfare mothers.

[TexanBob]

Ok, all jokes aside. I'm going to give it up to John Kerry now. He ran a good race, and did the right thing by conceding. He is putting the country ahead of himself and I commend him for this.

Yes, at least Kerry spared us all the six weeks of hell that Al Gore gave us. Props to Kerry for doing the right thing.

[Kaylore]

Yes, at least Kerry spared us all the six weeks of hell that Al Gore gave us. Props to Kerry for doing the right thing.
Very True. Kerry is an honorable man...just not a consistant one.

[Raider Bill]

So true. You know, as I was reading our future constitution, The Holy Bible, today, I was reflecting on the fact that since we are all multi-millionaires, we should pool our money and create a machine that tortures spotted owls. It would run on crude oil and coal.


Now that is friggin funny....


Might I suggest Whale blubber as an alternative fuel source?

[Crushaholic]

Might I suggest Whale blubber as an alternative fuel source?

We can't burn Michael Moore...can we?

Maybe we can... hmmm...

[SoCalBronco]

Thank God for Diebold...i was beginning to get worried.

[Sideburn]

Now that is friggin funny....


Might I suggest Whale blubber as an alternative fuel source?
Someone get this man a pamphlet...stat! It is apparent he needs to read up on the fuel of tomorrow. If we work together we can nab him and make him an east coast operative. With a little hard work, and minority disenfranchisement, he could work his way up the ladder of the ERC.

As far as Whale blubber for fuel...that is not a goal at this time. We use Whale blubber to create cost effective Napalm. This cheap form of Napalm is then used on thousands of innocent Iraqi school children...mainly handicapped. With the savings going directly to the ERC's parent company Haliburton. Right now the ERC is working on turning the elderly into an alternative fuel source. Do you really think centrum silver is a good vitamin source for the elderly? Of course not. It liquifies the elderly's internal organs. We are working on a new engine that runs off the acidic byproduct of the organs. Fortunately, the skin is also of use. It becomes toxic after "meltdown" and we then use it to poison the enviroment by dumping it in lakes and ponds. Evidence of this is catfish. Do you really think a fish could grow whiskers through evolution? Of course not. When first testing for the elderly fuel, we used cute cuddly happy kittens as test subjects. We had to dump the waste into the lakes and soon everyday fish were evolving into catfish.

[Raider Bill]

That came out wrong I guess,,, I didn't mean whale blubber in lieu of oil and coal, but rather to augment the oil and coal.


I figure the engergy plan now calls for a fleet of Caterpilar bulldozers to level ANWR (the entire thing not just the 4% discussed previously). Litter what used to be the refuge with oil rigs and put a pipeline across Canada (screw 'em, half of 'em are descendents of French pussies) to supply us with large quantities of crude.. On every rig there should be a sniper with an automatic assult rifle to take out any pesky wildlife that remains.

[Raider Bill]

whoops wrong thread.

[TomServo]

gentlemen, a toast to our chairman Montgomery Burns. que the Darth Vader theme music please

[Crushaholic]

gentlemen, a toast to our chairman Montgomery Burns. que the Darth Vader theme music please

Dun-Dun-Dun Dun Da Dun Dun Da Dun...

;D

[TomServo]

Dark Helmet *snort* it was on one of my sat. superstations today.

[RaiderH8r]

http://www.summitbenefit.com/burns2.gif
Excellent!

[TomServo]

Bumps for us C monte burns worshipping evil puppy kicking kitty hating repubs. a lil help so we can repress cancer cure too.