View Full Version : Slap is an A-HOLE
enjolras
10-14-2004, 09:05 AM
Discuss:)
enjolras
10-14-2004, 09:08 AM
just kidding btw:)
Hotrod
10-14-2004, 09:08 AM
LOL Now Im really confused
NaptownChief
10-14-2004, 09:09 AM
Yes Slap is a A Hole, but as far as A Hole's go he is a pretty good one. Unlike most A Holes he is pretty knowledgeable to to what he talks about and when he disagrees with you he actually brings a fairly well thought out opinion with some factual basis rather than the typical "You are a fuggin moron cause you disagree with me..." blather that most A Hole's use.
If he ever gets rid of his Manning hatred I might even remove the A Hole lable of of him. ;D
-Slap-
10-14-2004, 09:14 AM
At least I never cheap shotted Chad Clifton.
Of course, he could twist me into a pretzel with little effort if I ever tried.
NaptownChief
10-14-2004, 09:15 AM
At least I never cheap shotted Chad Clifton.
Of course, he could twist me into a pretzel with little effort if I ever tried.
Had you cheap hatted Chad Clifton would you have also threatened Mike Sherman also?
Hotrod
10-14-2004, 09:19 AM
I for one prefer the company of A-holes. Dont like the politicialy correct types at all.
NaptownChief
10-14-2004, 09:23 AM
I for one prefer the company of A-holes. Dont like the politicialy correct types at all.
Likewise...A witty A Hole makes for good company.
Hotrod
10-14-2004, 09:29 AM
Likewise...A witty A Hole makes for good company.
Ok Im just waiting for someone to take this "prefer A-hole" comments and turn them into a "your all gay" thread*. :spit:
*disclaimer: not that there is anything wrong with that
NaptownChief
10-14-2004, 09:31 AM
Ok Im just waiting for someone to take this "prefer A-hole" comments and turn them into a "your all gay" thread*. :spit:
*disclaimer: not that there is anything wrong with that
Well the good news is women have them also....
PatsWin2002
10-14-2004, 09:47 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
Crushaholic
10-14-2004, 09:49 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
Ummm...I don't think you really want to go there... Uhh
want2bAbronco
10-14-2004, 09:59 AM
Pats, didn't you get all the pics I sent you? Man TJ must have taken them!
Is an "A" hole better than a "B" hole?
enjolras
10-14-2004, 10:21 AM
The Sapp is an A-hole thread is slowly dropping off the front page.. this thing is gonna much so little sense in like 30 minutes:)
Pezman
10-14-2004, 10:22 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
Very well...
http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/legoatman.jpg
Popps
10-14-2004, 10:50 AM
If I had a nickel for every "Slap is an #$$hole thread".......
NaptownChief
10-14-2004, 11:24 AM
If I had a nickel for every "Slap is an #$$hole thread".......
If I had a nickel for every time he deserved one I would probably have 100 times more money than you.
PatsWin2002
10-14-2004, 11:35 AM
Pats, didn't you get all the pics I sent you? Man TJ must have taken them!
No - and thank goodness for that.
Pez - nice pic. I remember that from the spammer/goat thread or whatever it was.
Maybe me and the kids will break out the Legos and make our own version of Slappytown later today. !Booya!
FADERPROOF
10-14-2004, 12:26 PM
I tend to agree and think alike with slap on a lot of topcis...does that make me...ahh screw it.
RaiderH8r
10-14-2004, 12:30 PM
At least he's not an underachiever and only an a-half.
dustybottoms
10-14-2004, 01:58 PM
Very well...
http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/legoatman.jpg
I still dont get this one, I am a very visual guy, but I just dont make the connection.
Popps
10-14-2004, 02:16 PM
I think this thread has some real long term potential.
Hotrod
10-14-2004, 02:16 PM
I still dont get this one, I am a very visual guy, but I just dont make the connection.
I think you have to be a chef fan or have one explain it.
I still dont get this one, I am a very visual guy, but I just dont make the connection.
I pity anybody who cant make connections with legos...they go together in so many different ways. :~ohyah!:
Taco John
10-14-2004, 03:41 PM
Finally a thread with zero controversey... ;)
Rock Chalk
10-14-2004, 03:47 PM
Slap is an asshole.
What else is there to discuss? Point made, next topic.
Popps
10-14-2004, 03:50 PM
I predict a Tito Paul-like outcome for this thread.
Hotrod
10-14-2004, 03:50 PM
Slap is an asshole.
What else is there to discuss? Point made, next topic.
Ill be next. According to mock Im a dimwit.
Hotrod
10-14-2004, 03:51 PM
I would rather be an a-hole but I guess you cant win them all.
Rock Chalk
10-14-2004, 03:52 PM
Ha! I called someone a dimwit and Mock banned me from the use of the word since TJ has taken all of his other insults away from him.
Hotrod
10-14-2004, 03:54 PM
Ha! I called someone a dimwit and Mock banned me from the use of the word since TJ has taken all of his other insults away from him.
Well the ranting of mock pulled the all powerful "dimwit" at me twice in back to back posts. :laugh:
Tredici
10-14-2004, 05:26 PM
There are varying degrees of A-Holes.
For instance a Stupid A-Hole is different than an Arrogant A-Hole. Dimwits and Morons abound but only a select few of us here can truly be Dumb Bitches. Which of course leads to jealousy amoung the boys who then compete to be BeeYotches. Sometimes a Biatch. But it's not the REAL thing.
Just so you know.
watermock
10-14-2004, 07:22 PM
This isn't a sandbox, it's a litterbox.
I'm not playing.
I still dont get this one, I am a very visual guy, but I just dont make the connection.
Imagine someone on their knees scrubbing the floor
Nuggets4
10-14-2004, 08:45 PM
I predict a Tito Paul-like outcome for this thread.
LOL
Popps
10-15-2004, 12:55 AM
What was the George Carlin bit.....
... anyone who drives slower than you is a moron.....
"... look at this moron, GET OUT OF THE WAY! Fking MORON!"
...anyone who drives faster than you is an @$$hole
..."my god, look at that @$$hole! Slow down, ya @$$hole!!"
Darkdoc
10-15-2004, 11:08 AM
If you're confused, let me summarize:
1. Slap is an A-Hole
2. Sapp is an A-Hole.
3. DenFan wishes HE could be Slap.
4. Naptown respects Slap's A-Hole, but especially likes it when the A-Hole is witty. Hotrod's search is for gay A-Holes.
5. Women have A-Holes as well, although their A-Holes are even better when accompanied by photographs. But, top of the pile is being a Dumb Bitch A-Hole.
6. TJ is more than likely to ban A-Hole photos.
7. Pez is, well, just Pez; instead of A-Holes, the meaning of life is found in Legos.
8. Popps and Naptown can make money with A-Holes.
9. If Hotrod can't find a gay A-Hole, he's happy being a dimwit.
10. Mock won't play in his litterbox.
I hope I didn't miss anything important....
Hotrod
10-15-2004, 11:11 AM
If you're confused, let me summarize:
1. Slap is an A-Hole
2. Sapp is an A-Hole.
3. DenFan wishes HE could be Slap.
4. Naptown respects Slap's A-Hole, but especially likes it when the A-Hole is witty. Hotrod's search is for gay A-Holes.
5. Women have A-Holes as well, although their A-Holes are even better when accompanied by photographs. But, top of the pile is being a Dumb Bitch A-Hole.
6. TJ is more than likely to ban A-Hole photos.
7. Pez is, well, just Pez; instead of A-Holes, the meaning of life is found in Legos.
8. Popps and Naptown can make money with A-Holes.
9. If Hotrod can't find a gay A-Hole, he's happy being a dimwit.
10. Mock won't play in his litterbox.
I hope I didn't miss anything important....
LOL very funny stuff.......well except saying Im searching for a gay a-hole. :boxing:
watermock
10-15-2004, 11:12 AM
Slappy isn't an A-Hole.
He's a dimwit.
FADERPROOF
10-15-2004, 11:13 AM
If you're confused, let me summarize:
1. Slap is an A-Hole
2. Sapp is an A-Hole.
3. DenFan wishes HE could be Slap.
4. Naptown respects Slap's A-Hole, but especially likes it when the A-Hole is witty. Hotrod's search is for gay A-Holes.
5. Women have A-Holes as well, although their A-Holes are even better when accompanied by photographs. But, top of the pile is being a Dumb Bitch A-Hole.
6. TJ is more than likely to ban A-Hole photos.
7. Pez is, well, just Pez; instead of A-Holes, the meaning of life is found in Legos.
8. Popps and Naptown can make money with A-Holes.
9. If Hotrod can't find a gay A-Hole, he's happy being a dimwit.
10. Mock won't play in his litterbox.
I hope I didn't miss anything important....
11.) Slap never cheap shotted Chad Clifton
Mile High Shack
10-15-2004, 11:20 AM
I've always liked the song by Dennis Leary...I'm an a-hole
.....I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane.......
NaptownChief
10-15-2004, 11:21 AM
It should also be mentioned that Slap has rectal polyps and due to that Hotrod lost interest.
Rock Chalk
03-23-2005, 06:36 PM
This thread needed a bump.
If you havent read it, read it. Its totally worthless and a lot of fun.
Odysseus
03-23-2005, 08:19 PM
Finally a totally empty thread with meaning!
So is an SOB worst than being an A hole? How do you know? Why do people always say "you are the biggest A hole" as if size mattered? I mean how big is an Elephant A hole anyway and why aren't Elephants ever called A holes? They put out a ton of shiat literally.
Who does Slappy think is an A hole? What Slappy's list of favorite A holes? Um. Wait. That didn't come out right.
Atlas
03-23-2005, 08:28 PM
Discuss:)
I remember I started a Sapp is an a-hole thread... Which in turned spawned a slap is an a-hole thread. Slap must be honored with all this attention. It's not easy getting your own thread started by other people!!
Personally I think he is more of a prick but I guess that thread will be later!!LOL
Arkie
03-23-2005, 08:30 PM
Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know
I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big ****ing asshole)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear ****ing Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)
A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE
I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!
Mtbrncofn
03-23-2005, 08:30 PM
Who does Slappy think is an A hole? What Slappy's list of favorite A holes? Um. Wait. That didn't come out right.
LOL I would love to see that list.
Old Dude
03-23-2005, 08:42 PM
I want all my kids to grow up to be like Slap.
Just the other night I caught the youngest one reading "A Series of Unfortunate Events." I ripped that piece of trash from his little hands, sat him down in front of the PC and had him memorize Slap's posts on Barry Bonds.
That's going to be his book report this week.
I want all my kids to grow up to be like Slap.
Just the other night I caught the youngest one reading "A Series of Unfortunate Events." I ripped that piece of trash from his little hands, sat him down in front of the PC and had him memorize Slap's posts on Barry Bonds.
That's going to be his book report this week.
Laugh out loud - gotta rep ya for that Old Dude.
-Slap-
03-23-2005, 09:06 PM
I want all my kids to grow up to be like Slap.
Just the other night I caught the youngest one reading "A Series of Unfortunate Events." I ripped that piece of trash from his little hands, sat him down in front of the PC and had him memorize Slap's posts on Barry Bonds.
That's going to be his book report this week.
Sound parenting. Show resolve if his teacher contacts child protective services.
Garcia Bronco
03-23-2005, 09:11 PM
I want all my kids to grow up to be like Slap.
Just the other night I caught the youngest one reading "A Series of Unfortunate Events." I ripped that piece of trash from his little hands, sat him down in front of the PC and had him memorize Slap's posts on Barry Bonds.
That's going to be his book report this week.
You didn't want to call it limsnickety...or whatever
Pat Bowlen
03-23-2005, 09:21 PM
He's the best.
Old Dude
03-23-2005, 09:28 PM
I am serious, people.
Odysseus
03-24-2005, 03:18 AM
It should also be mentioned that Slap has rectal polyps and due to that Hotrod lost interest.
How would you know Nappy? Are you sure? His avatar isn't populated by scantilly clad semi naked happy men!
It's fun at the Y-M-C-A!....Y-M-C-A!
(Apologies to Circle Orange...more happy men for you)
He's the best.
You have your moments too.
Mtbrncofn
03-24-2005, 08:24 AM
(Apologies to Circle Orange...more happy men for you)
Come on, QT....don't encourage that stuff. ugh!~
enjolras
03-24-2005, 08:27 AM
I can't beleive this thread has resurfaced:)
Rock Chalk
03-24-2005, 01:15 PM
All thanks to me.
Rock Chalk
03-24-2005, 01:18 PM
Deleted post.
Fantastic post.
Nuggets4
03-27-2005, 10:32 AM
I often find myself wondering.... "Is this person a worse person than Slap by a lot or a little?" That is how I judge a man.
Rock Chalk
03-27-2005, 10:36 AM
Slap isnt an asshole.
Whoever made this thread is an asshole.
And whoever bumped it back up is an asshole.
Nuggets4
03-27-2005, 10:38 AM
When compared to Slap, we're all assholes.
Except Tredici. She's a badass too.
-Slap-
03-27-2005, 10:40 AM
Slap isnt an asshole.
Whoever made this thread is an asshole.
And whoever bumped it back up is an asshole.
I would be afraid to see poll results, but thanks.
-Slap-
03-27-2005, 10:42 AM
When compared to Slap, we're all assholes.
Except Tredici. She's a badass too.
You're killing me, man.......:laugh:
I definitely agree one million percent with the part about Tredici, though.
~Crash~
03-27-2005, 11:10 AM
I remember I started a Sapp is an a-hole thread... Which in turned spawned a slap is an a-hole thread. Slap must be honored with all this attention. It's not easy getting your own thread started by other people!!
Personally I think he is more of a prick but I guess that thread will be later!!LOL
It's not easy getting your own thread started by other people!!
heck thats nothing over at RMN ~~~ Marcus a poster went more nuts than usually and was stalking slap heck the dip**** stole slaps handle and run a muck~!@#$$~~~@@!@~
-Slap-
03-27-2005, 11:14 AM
It's not easy getting your own thread started by other people!!
heck thats nothing over at RMN ~~~ Marcus a poster went more nuts than usal and was stalking slap heck he stole slaps handle and run a muck~!@#$$~~~@@!@~
Yeah, good times.......ugh!~
~Crash~
03-27-2005, 11:22 AM
LOL he was a trip you ever run into that crazy idiot any more?
-Slap-
03-27-2005, 11:45 AM
LOL he was a trip you ever run into that crazy idiot any more?
Happy to say I haven't smelled him in ages, Crashie. Jkca came scrounging around here awhile back, though.
Nuggets4
03-27-2005, 12:07 PM
Jkca is still around? Good lord.
$10 says that Marcus got tired of stalking Jkca and eventually offed himself in Jkca's front lawn as a sign of endearment.
-Slap-
03-27-2005, 12:16 PM
Jkca is still around? Good lord.
$10 says that Marcus got tired of stalking Jkca and eventually offed himself in Jkca's front lawn as a sign of endearment.
That's a sweetly sentimental notion. I like it so much I'm going to embrace it as fact.
:)
I can not believe this thread does not make a monthly appearance ???
Rocket 7
08-04-2007, 10:47 PM
I can not believe this thread does not make a monthly appearance ???
Why doesn't your mother give us a break. The bitch needs rest
Why doesn't your mother give us a break. The b**** needs rest
Why we got to start with my mother slappy Jr :wiggle:
theAPAOps5
08-04-2007, 10:57 PM
Um did I miss something? I mean it was a total dead thread revival but man there is some animosity here!
RhymesayersDU
08-04-2007, 11:10 PM
Classic stuff.
Someone sent me a private message about this thread.... Just could not help myself. Just funny, nothing personal
Jason in LA
08-04-2007, 11:32 PM
I can't believe that I've never seen this thread. Well, it's probably better that I didn't.
Rocket 7
08-04-2007, 11:41 PM
I can't believe that I've never seen this thread. Well, it's probably better that I didn't.
Be glad that you didn't. You bitch, whore, slut ,skank . Take your frat and shove it up your ass.
My best slap immpression...pussy
Be glad that you didn't. You b****, whore, slut ,skank . Take your frat and shove it up your ass.
My best slap immpression...p***Y
I hope your eyes fall out and your teeth rot :P
Rocket 7
08-04-2007, 11:46 PM
I hope your eyes fall out and your teeth rot :P
Not after I ****ed your mom twice today
Not after I ****ed your mom twice today
Well your momma is so fat she is listed in 2 zip codes
Rocket 7
08-04-2007, 11:51 PM
Well your momma is so fat she is listed in 2 zip codes
When your boss tells her to haul ass. It takes two loads
gunns
08-04-2007, 11:55 PM
For a minute I thought I was on the ESPN boards.
Broncos_OTM
08-05-2007, 12:22 AM
When your boss tells her to haul ass. It takes two loads
that was really gay
theAPAOps5
08-05-2007, 12:49 AM
When your boss tells her to haul ass. It takes two loads
Yeah well your skank mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Now I got the drift of the thread. Dipso is reinacting Slap!
Jason in LA
08-05-2007, 01:25 AM
Be glad that you didn't. You b****, whore, slut ,skank . Take your frat and shove it up your ass.
My best slap immpression...p***Y
Nobody talks bad about the Frat!!! I'm on my way to New Mexico.
;D
Jason in LA
08-05-2007, 01:27 AM
Yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a super market and died of starvation within a week.
Requiem
08-05-2007, 01:34 AM
Like Popps said, long-term potential. :)
http://zona.nikegames.net/Misc/Graphics/Artwork/worthless.jpg
-Slap-
08-07-2007, 02:32 AM
Someone sent me a private message about this thread.... Just could not help myself. Just funny, nothing personal
The envious pygmies who conduct PM smear campaigns on this board are my favorite kind of groupies. My second favorite kind are the toadies (like CBF1) who scurry around doing their bidding.
Los Broncos
08-07-2007, 08:47 PM
A-holes get more chicks and get ahead in the work place.
Los Broncos
08-07-2007, 08:49 PM
Your mommas teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread.
theAPAOps5
08-07-2007, 09:04 PM
I am actually disappointed, I like Slaps football takes. He really hasn't posted much this TC so far and it kind of takes away from the board. Post more football Slap!
Los Broncos
08-07-2007, 09:48 PM
I am actually disappointed, I like Slaps football takes. He really hasn't posted much this TC so far and it kind of takes away from the board. Post more football Slap!
I agree, he may not like me, but we need more of his takes.
Billy Clyde Puckett
08-07-2007, 10:43 PM
Slap knows more about the game than 90% of the board members combined.
Hotrod
08-08-2007, 11:31 AM
Slap knows more about the game than 90% of the board members combined.
I pretty much taught Slap everything he knows. The kid was a lost pup before I took him under my wing and showed him how to grow as a fan of football. Its been my pleasure to watch him mature into the fine young man he is today. I take alot of pride in my work..........
There that should get him posting ;D
Crushaholic
08-08-2007, 02:10 PM
I pretty much taught Slap everything he knows. The kid was a lost pup before I took him under my wing and showed him how to grow as a fan of football. Its been my pleasure to watch him mature into the fine young man he is today. I take alot of pride in my work..........
There that should get him posting ;D
-Slap- an A-Hole? He's nothing compared to that noneubizwax clown...8')