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NaptownChief
10-04-2004, 11:28 AM
If by very slim chance that Kerry were to win the election would there be an executive order issued that all women with the name Teresa currently pronounced "Ter-ree-sa" have to take on the snooty, pompous pronunciation of "Ter-ray-za"?
Just curious.
Rohirrim
10-04-2004, 12:00 PM
How about we hold a national referendum to give the Chefs one victory this year? At least then they could be guaranteed of at least one. rofl
bendog
10-04-2004, 12:22 PM
I don't get the Teresa "hatred." I mean Billary, she is grating and the fact she will possibly be potus in 08 is scary. However, I'd rather blind myself with a pencil than be married to Laura Bush, not to mention her mother in law. Teresa's just a rich broad who looks like she likes to have fun.
NaptownChief
10-04-2004, 12:25 PM
I don't get the Teresa "hatred." I mean Billary, she is grating and the fact she will possibly be potus in 08 is scary. However, I'd rather blind myself with a pencil than be married to Laura Bush, not to mention her mother in law. Teresa's just a rich broad who looks like she likes to have fun.
I don't know about that...I think TerRayZa has a chance to make people think Hillary is a nice person.
Pat Bowlen
10-04-2004, 12:37 PM
I don't know about that...I think TerRayZa has a chance to make people think Hillary is a nice person.
She's more intelligent than you are, and she's worth a billion dollars.
Don't be bitter.
NaptownChief
10-04-2004, 12:47 PM
She's more intelligent than you are, and she's worth a billion dollars.
Don't be bitter.
And you know her personally? You know her intelligence level? You know mine? Please share with me how you came into possession of such...
Pat Bowlen
10-04-2004, 01:01 PM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
Exile_In_SJ
10-04-2004, 01:04 PM
she married her money. Just like John boy did. Other than that, she's nothing special.
NaptownChief
10-04-2004, 01:07 PM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
Wow, you convinced me...
Pat Bowlen
10-04-2004, 01:35 PM
Cool.
Bronco_Beerslug
10-04-2004, 01:48 PM
If by very slim chance that Kerry were to win the election would there be an executive order issued that all women with the name Teresa currently pronounced "Ter-ree-sa" have to take on the snooty, pompous pronunciation of "Ter-ray-za"?
Just curious.
Pretty sure he would issue one to round up all the knuckleheads in the *please show me how to win one state* and that would mean at least 99% of the chiefs fan base.
NaptownChief
10-04-2004, 01:48 PM
Learning a bunch of languages certainly shows she has some intelligence as it greatly opens up the number of targets she could marry for money and power. I never implied she was dumb...
NaptownChief
10-04-2004, 01:52 PM
Pretty sure he would issue one to round up all the knuckleheads in the *please show me how to win one state* and that would mean at least 99% of the chiefs fan base.
Well hopefully for Donk fans they don't mandate that Colorado greatly stiffen the penalty for weed possession or else season ticket sells might take a hard hit.
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
LMAO best line of the week
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
10-04-2004, 03:31 PM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
Hilarious!
:thumbs:
Hercules Rockefeller
10-04-2004, 03:38 PM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
She also tells people that she's African American. You'd think she'd understand that she doesn't fit America's defintion of an African American.
Taco John
10-04-2004, 04:08 PM
I hate people who pronounce their names with different phonetical tenses than I'm used to. Where do they get off pronouncing their names differently than I would for the same spelling? Obviously, Ter-eez-sa is a better name than Ter-ray-za. What was she born in Mozambique or something!?
Taco John
10-04-2004, 04:14 PM
She also tells people that she's African American. You'd think she'd understand that she doesn't fit America's defintion of an African American.
She's from Africa. She is an American.
???
Harmless if you ask me. I don't put a lot of stock in the word African American, unless you're like my neighbor, and are literally from Africa, and moved to America. He's from Africa. He's an American. African American.
But anyone born in America is just American, as far as I'm concerned. Though, they are welcome to call themselves whatever they want to. I'll oblige them, considering I couldn't honestly care less what anybody calls themselves with regards to their heratige.
bombquixote
10-04-2004, 07:05 PM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
LOL
Spider
10-04-2004, 07:38 PM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
Hilarious! ......... Rep that was good
OrangeDoofus
10-04-2004, 08:21 PM
What about an executive order requiring us to pronounce it "Mi-zour-uh" instead of "Mi-zour-ee"?
Raider Bill
10-04-2004, 09:50 PM
What about an executive order requiring us to pronounce it "Mi-zour-uh" instead of "Mi-zour-ee"?
Wasn't that what the Missouri comprimise was all about? Half of us had to say it one way and half the other. :gimme:
NaptownChief
10-05-2004, 08:57 AM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
Considering most of you Donk fans struggle to fully grasp one language I guess I can see where you all would be impressed with this. ;D
Pat Bowlen
10-05-2004, 12:27 PM
If you're going to spend 20+ hours working on a comeback, at least make it somewhat funny.
NaptownChief
10-05-2004, 01:03 PM
If you're going to spend 20+ hours working on a comeback, at least make it somewhat funny.
Wasn't planning on one until the 3rd or 4th Donk fan decided to rub one off with you on that comment.
But like I said I can see how you would be impressed with someone who speaks multiple languages consider how tough it has been for you to grasp just one.
Bronco_Beerslug
10-05-2004, 01:09 PM
Wasn't planning on one until the 3rd or 4th Donk fan decided to rub one off with you on that comment.
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I see, the last comment was at 9:50 yesterday so you only took 18hrs.
Hogan11
10-05-2004, 01:11 PM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
That is hilarious....best post I've seen in a long long time...Ha!
NaptownChief
10-05-2004, 01:16 PM
I see, the last comment was at 9:50 yesterday so you only took 18hrs.
I try to avoid this forum as much as possible because liberal smucks make me sick...It's tough enough to respect many of you for being Donkey fans, but liberal Donkey fans is too much. In order to treat people with a reasonable amount of respect it is best that I don't get involved in political conversations.
Bronco_Beerslug
10-05-2004, 01:45 PM
I try to avoid this forum as much as possible because liberal smucks make me sick...It's tough enough to respect many of you for being Donkey fans, but liberal Donkey fans is too much. In order to treat people with a reasonable amount of respect it is best that I don't get involved in political conversations.
I'll help you out. When you see a link that has OM in it don't click it. The chances of you coming here or anywhere else on the Mane will greatly diminish.
Wasn't planning on one until the 3rd or 4th Donk fan decided to rub one off with you on that comment.
But like I said I can see how you would be impressed with someone who speaks multiple languages consider how tough it has been for you to grasp just one.
Come on now Nap where's your sense of humor that was pretty funny don't ya think?
I try to avoid this forum as much as possible because liberal smucks make me sick...It's tough enough to respect many of you for being Donkey fans, but liberal Donkey fans is too much. In order to treat people with a reasonable amount of respect it is best that I don't get involved in political conversations.
Oh now I know why you failed to see the humor in pat Bowlen's post, you're way to pretentious for self effacing humor.
NaptownChief
10-07-2004, 07:42 AM
Come on now Nap where's your sense of humor that was pretty funny don't ya think?
It was a decent come back for a Donk fan of limited capacity...I will certainly give him some credit.
rosco
10-07-2004, 07:55 AM
She also tells people that she's African American. You'd think she'd understand that she doesn't fit America's defintion of an African American.
In order to be african american you have to be black, you learn something new everyday! All this time I thought that you had to born in Africa.
L.A. BRONCOS FAN
10-07-2004, 07:22 PM
In order to be african american you have to be black, you learn something new everyday! All this time I thought that you had to born in Africa.
LOL
There goes rosco confounding another bush simpleton w/ simple facts. :)
Old Dude
10-07-2004, 07:31 PM
She speaks seven or eight languages. You root for the Chiefs.
Too bad this thread has political overtones. Otherwise, that would have to be the post of the year.
watermock
10-07-2004, 08:54 PM
She's the Late Heinz's trophy slut. And she's not African American, she's Portugese Finally, it's not groundbreaking to know several languages, especially in Europe, and super especially if your Portugese. You would need to speak Portugese, Spanish, French, English and whatever Morracan just to start out.
She doesn't even comprehend what is going on and considers it a waste of her time. What are you people on? She could care a rat's ass other than her "Husband" (she doesn't even call him by John), is interfering with her playtime. Can't you people see it? When has anyone seen her face lately? The DNC shipped her off for the duration after her outrageous comments at the convention where she ad libbed. She's a loose nut trophy wife past her prime. Kerry took the aging slut in for her money. It's not hardly a marriage, but she took another Senator, that's her freaking gig.
She's not even a Heinz, just a Baroness so to speak, and fairly illiterate in English. Speaking poorly in 8 languages doesn't make you fluent. What a joke.