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plummerrox
09-29-2004, 08:37 AM
Myth or reality?

watermock
09-29-2004, 08:43 AM
Myth.

I can't get by your avatar tho. I don't know if you know how funny it is but I'm not going swimming there today.

Hercules Rockefeller
09-29-2004, 08:45 AM
Did Bigfoot have someone use his own camera to take the picture too?

plummerrox
09-29-2004, 08:49 AM
Did Bigfoot have someone use his own camera to take the picture too?


that was funnier than the picture itself...

Exile_In_SJ
09-29-2004, 08:49 AM
Anyone else know of a military serviceman who took a movie camera with him to film himself?

That alone should send up warning signals about the person. An obvious narcissist with an overinflated sense of his own value.

orangeatheist
09-29-2004, 08:50 AM
Myth.

I can't get by your avatar tho. I don't know if you know how funny it is but I'm not going swimming there today.

What is that avatar? It bugs me everytime I see it. I realize it's a snake but what the hell is in its mouth? Looks like a nature bukkake shot....

watermock
09-29-2004, 08:53 AM
dude

Don't put me in the shrink box on this one.

And I don't want to hear anything about my cousin. I knew she was lonely but sheesh.

plummerrox
09-29-2004, 08:57 AM
What is that avatar? It bugs me everytime I see it. I realize it's a snake but what the hell is in its mouth? Looks like a nature bukkake shot....

It's the head of a mouse - feeding time. If you look close you can see the eyes and ears - Kind of sick but I've got a burmese python at home (named seven in honor of the greatest qb ever) and couldn't resist using this picture

watermock
09-29-2004, 09:00 AM
Looks like bukkake on some innocent seashell to me!

I thought it was a seashell. Back to naptime.

I didn't look close, I thought it was a splayed snatch ala sea shell.

I am so stupid.

I should of known it was my cousin just having fun with me.

I'm going to send him a Nutria and see how he can handle that baby.

orangeatheist
09-29-2004, 09:08 AM
It's the head of a mouse - feeding time. If you look close you can see the eyes and ears - Kind of sick but I've got a burmese python at home (named seven in honor of the greatest qb ever) and couldn't resist using this picture

After I clean the vomit from my keyboard I will thank you for filling me in. But...should I really thank you...?

Ick.

watermock
09-29-2004, 09:22 AM
If you want to freak out watch Johsnon's head being sawed off while he screams like a pig.

That one had me up for 36 hours and went into my sleep.

A snake eating vermin isn't anything.

It's like I should have little mouseheads on the wall.

Instead of Elephants I could have little mouseheads. It's to bad Beezlebub has no mice to hunt. He put a damn feather in the bed as tribute.

He did get one mouse tho, but it wasn't from this house.

I thought about mounting it, but that would be Macabre even for me.

orangeatheist
09-29-2004, 09:27 AM
If you want to freak out watch Johsnon's head being sawed off while he screams like a pig.

That one had me up for 36 hours and went into my sleep.

A snake eating vermin isn't anything.

My cat will bring in an occasional vermen but won't eat it. I wake up and there is a damn mouse on the bed. I'm like, "good job" but you took that mouse thru the window as a trophy".

It's like I should have little mouseheads on the wall.

Instead of Elephants I could have little mouseheads. It's to bad Beezlebub has no mice to hunt. He put a damn feather in the bed as tribute.

He did get one mouse tho, but it wasn't from this house.

Done both.

I'm a hypocrite.

Can't stand to see the mouse head being sucked down that snake's gullet, but I thougth it was cool the day I found a gutted mole outside my patio door. My cat had caught it during the night, ate out everything but the legs, spine and head and left those portions, fully intact, on the patio. I was giving him praise all day.

Saw the beheading video (wish now I hadn't) and that one really disturbed me. I was both disqusted and enraged. Wanted to find me a gun and head on over to the Middle East and start causing hell...right after I picked my own head out of the toilet and cleaned off all the vomit.

Captain_Poncho
09-29-2004, 09:32 AM
Saw the Nick Berg one, and heard this one was far more gruesome.

No thanks. I don't need to see it to realize what kind of enemy we're facing.

plummerrox
09-29-2004, 09:35 AM
So anyway - back to to the picture of Kerry...

Rohirrim
09-29-2004, 10:11 AM
Coincidence?
http://www.staticfiends.com/bush/bush%20or%20chimp.jpg

Captain_Poncho
09-29-2004, 11:30 AM
So, what we've established here is that Kerry is Bigfoot and Bush is a Chimpanze.

Looks like the simians are secretly plotting to take over the world! It's Planet of the Apes for REAL!

Rascal
09-29-2004, 11:41 AM
you forgot to add that Kerry looks like Lurch or Frankenstein.

orangeatheist
09-29-2004, 11:41 AM
So, what we've established here is that Kerry is Bigfoot and Bush is a Chimpanze.


Yep! But seeing as how the former is a mythical creature while the latter at least inhabits this reality..... :~ohyah!:

Captain_Poncho
09-29-2004, 11:43 AM
Yep! But seeing as how the former is a mythical creature while the latter at least inhabits this reality..... :~ohyah!:
A mythical creature? Did you not see the photo?

We'll all be speaking in Orangutanese and throwing poo at our enemies if we allow these evil monkeys into power!

RaiderH8r
09-29-2004, 11:48 AM
Damn dirty apes!!!

Exile_In_SJ
09-29-2004, 12:35 PM
Coincidence?
http://www.staticfiends.com/bush/bush%20or%20chimp.jpg

He is a damn funny looking guy, hell he'd even laugh at himself. But he's a damn fine President.

Can you imagine Kerry laughing at himself? Not likely, he reamed the secret service agent protecting his life when he fell on the ski slope. Kerry takes himself way too seriously. One of the many reasons no one likes him and why he'll get trounced in the election.

Sideburn
09-29-2004, 12:47 PM
Since we're on a football board. I base my vote off of football. I never get tired of this picture.

Mile High Shack
09-29-2004, 12:49 PM
Since we're on a football board. I base my vote off of football. I never get tired of this picture.

that picture cracks me up

have you seen Kerry throw a baseball, makes me wonder how he could've thrown a grenade in 'Nam.

Sideburn
09-29-2004, 01:03 PM
that picture cracks me up

have you seen Kerry throw a baseball, makes me wonder how he could've thrown a grenade in 'Nam.
Yeah. Bouncing it to the plate from in front of the mound was pretty sad. Just think what everyone would say if Bush threw one and hit a bird ala Randy Johnson...muahahahaha

RaiderH8r
09-29-2004, 01:22 PM
Yeah. Bouncing it to the plate from in front of the mound was pretty sad. Just think what everyone would say if Bush threw one and hit a bird ala Randy Johnson...muahahahaha
Rove planned it!!! ROVE I SAY

Nick C.
09-29-2004, 01:30 PM
It's the head of a mouse - feeding time. If you look close you can see the eyes and ears - Kind of sick but I've got a burmese python at home (named seven in honor of the greatest qb ever) and couldn't resist using this picture
oh ****! I see it now I always thought it was a "nature bukkake shot" or Venom!

Sideburn
09-29-2004, 01:42 PM
Ok, this one really made me laugh for a couple minutes...I'm still chuckling over it.

Mile High Shack
09-29-2004, 01:45 PM
Ok, this one really made me laugh for a couple minutes...I'm still chuckling over it.

LOL

that's a water spitter

Kerry's skin tone is looking a bit orangish lately

Nick C.
09-29-2004, 01:50 PM
Ok, this one really made me laugh for a couple minutes...I'm still chuckling over it.
That is kind of funny.

oh to live in a country where politics are a popularity contest! how lucky we are :(

Mile High Shack
09-29-2004, 01:54 PM
That is kind of funny.

oh to live in a country where politics are a popularity contest! how lucky we are :(

it's a funny picture...relax....have fun with it, just like the Bush/Chimp pics are funny too

plummerrox
09-29-2004, 02:08 PM
Is that a court injunction against the Swiftboat Guys in your pocket or are you just happy to see me..