orinjkrush
08-30-2004, 06:04 PM
for president of our Us of A.
Am smarter than the Dubber,
And more honest than SwiftKerry. :wave:
And I reeeeally don't want the job. (hence, i won't whore for it.)
My platform:
first class seating for all passengers.
Registration for all immigrants.
No ATM charges.. ever.
All the lawyers in the world...hired.
To investigate corporate evil. (Enron...Hallburton...Mutual fund brokers...etc.)
Alternate energy...NOW
No points on any mortgages ever. Banks that try. Close em. 4321~
No interest rates ever over 7%. on anything. userers get tar and feathered.
Forgive debts, any private or public, up to $50K. (Its all just play money anyhow.)
Farm subsidies...fuggedaboutit.
Banking charges...you do...you die.
HMO's...all corporate officers go to jail. then we'll talk
social security...what you put in...you get out. that's all folks.
Military...f*ck NorthrupGrummanLockheed...pay the troops.
Mooslimbs...sign allegiance oaths to the USA or get out :flush:
Borders...arrest 'em. put 'em to work building fences across the Southwest.
Israel...pay 'em to nuke Iran. let the camels pick up the remnants
Russia...time for us to be real partners.
France...make em surrender. cheeze heads.
cars...you get only two. pick em wisely.
electricity...get rid of "convenience appliances" that do NOTHING more then eat our future. e.g. electrical can openers. Knowitall
marijuana and prostitution: legalize. get over it already. :peace:
abortion: If you havent been "trained" you can't have a child.
Guns: mandatory.
Internet: mandatory
Demosplats and Republichits: get a real job already
Coinage: In Elway we trust :Broncos:
Income taxes: nope. Only corporate taxes.
Moving Companies around: sure. but you pay 100000% penalty first. (hear that Al Davis?)
Jeez, after reading all that...maybe the Dubber is smarter Yikes!
more later..... 8')
Am smarter than the Dubber,
And more honest than SwiftKerry. :wave:
And I reeeeally don't want the job. (hence, i won't whore for it.)
My platform:
first class seating for all passengers.
Registration for all immigrants.
No ATM charges.. ever.
All the lawyers in the world...hired.
To investigate corporate evil. (Enron...Hallburton...Mutual fund brokers...etc.)
Alternate energy...NOW
No points on any mortgages ever. Banks that try. Close em. 4321~
No interest rates ever over 7%. on anything. userers get tar and feathered.
Forgive debts, any private or public, up to $50K. (Its all just play money anyhow.)
Farm subsidies...fuggedaboutit.
Banking charges...you do...you die.
HMO's...all corporate officers go to jail. then we'll talk
social security...what you put in...you get out. that's all folks.
Military...f*ck NorthrupGrummanLockheed...pay the troops.
Mooslimbs...sign allegiance oaths to the USA or get out :flush:
Borders...arrest 'em. put 'em to work building fences across the Southwest.
Israel...pay 'em to nuke Iran. let the camels pick up the remnants
Russia...time for us to be real partners.
France...make em surrender. cheeze heads.
cars...you get only two. pick em wisely.
electricity...get rid of "convenience appliances" that do NOTHING more then eat our future. e.g. electrical can openers. Knowitall
marijuana and prostitution: legalize. get over it already. :peace:
abortion: If you havent been "trained" you can't have a child.
Guns: mandatory.
Internet: mandatory
Demosplats and Republichits: get a real job already
Coinage: In Elway we trust :Broncos:
Income taxes: nope. Only corporate taxes.
Moving Companies around: sure. but you pay 100000% penalty first. (hear that Al Davis?)
Jeez, after reading all that...maybe the Dubber is smarter Yikes!
more later..... 8')