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Taco John
08-27-2004, 05:27 PM
Why we should write in Mel Gibson's name for President...

http://www.writeinmelgibsonforpresident.org

Dear Fellow American,

Every new idea raises overt and subliminal questions in
our minds. By utilizing Rudyard Kipling's, "6 faithful servants,"
we will answer those questions. They are: "Who, What,
When, Where, Why, and How?"
Who: Registered voters

What: Elect Mel Gibson (who was born in Peekskill, NY)
President of the United States

When: November 2, 2004

Where: Every precinct in the country

Why: At fear of stating the self evident, there is, for all
practical purposes, no difference in the stated objectives of
Mr. Bush & Mr. Kerry. It's tweedle dee or tweedle dumb.
Why waste your vote on one or the other when the effective
end result will be the same?

http://www.writeinmelgibsonforpresident.org

If you're pleased with the way things are and want 4 more
years of the same then, by all means, vote for Mr. Bush. If in
some way or another you think that Mr. Kerry will improve
the situation then be sure to vote for him. But if you believe
that our country should embark on a different, more positive
course then consider making the effort to write in Mel Gibson
for President on Nov. 2.

We surely need someone with courage, conviction, intelligence,
imagination, dedication, and strength of character. We certainly
don't need someone who has come up through the political ranks.
These sorts, because of the "pay back" nature of political
contributions, owe far too much to the financial powers which
have brought about his (or her) election.

http://www.writeinmelgibsonforpresident.org

Ours, on the other hand, will be a "campaign" of "zero" budget.
All we have to do is spread the word as to what to do (the write
in procedure). Download whatever information you would like to
use and distribute it widely. Make you own homemade "Mel Gibson
for President" posters. Use your imagination on the "Mel Gibson for
President" stickers in the rear window of your car.

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT
ACTION IS TAKEN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS! IF YOU'RE
TIRED OF THE SAME OLD SAME OLD FROM WASHINGTON,
VISIT OUR WEBSITE AND SEND MEL GIBSON A MESSAGE!

TO READ THE REST OF THIS LETTER, GO TO OUR WEB SITE:

Robert D. Hurt, DDS
6226 N. 27th Ave.
Phoenix, AZ. 85017

http://www.writeinmelgibsonforpresident.org

THANK YOU AMERICA!

Billy Clyde Puckett
08-27-2004, 05:29 PM
Other than the fact he could not legaly take office, that sounds like a good idea. Better than any of the elected 600 idiots we have in Washington

Southern Bronco
08-28-2004, 04:51 PM
I guess if ol' Mel was born in the US per the e-mail and is over 35 years of age, he can legally take office provided he wins the majority of electors.

Southern Bronco
08-28-2004, 04:54 PM
Yep, IMDB says he was born in New York State. In 1956.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/bio
Makes him as eleigible to be president as me.

Blueflame
08-28-2004, 05:01 PM
How about we just let him play the president on TV instead? rofl

Southern Bronco
08-28-2004, 05:12 PM
I prefer Harrison Ford. Mel can be his crazy Vice President and sidekick. Hmm, I see a screen play in there somewhere.

Blueflame
08-28-2004, 05:16 PM
I prefer Harrison Ford. Mel can be his crazy Vice President and sidekick. Hmm, I see a screen play in there somewhere.

Clint Eastwood might be a good choice to play the president...

'Course I found James Garner and Jack Lemmon very entertaining as former presidents in My Fellow Americans...

watermock
08-28-2004, 11:32 PM
There is no oil in Australia.

Grace Slick would make one vicious vice president tho. Mad Max and Gracie. I like it.

If the Terminator can turn around California, Mad Max can lead the country.

Harrison Ford would make a good Secretary of Defense and Custodian of the Antiquities wing.

watermock
08-28-2004, 11:35 PM
The best movie that was never made:

Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathou running for the Presidency.

Hogan11
08-28-2004, 11:52 PM
If I write in anyone, it'll be Lewis Black.

I can think of nobody more perfect for the job of President than a pissed off comedian.

watermock
08-29-2004, 12:08 AM
Well write in me.

That ****ing mosque would be radioactive glass.

that should be funny enough to get their attention.