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Blueflame
05-24-2005, 09:56 PM
But of course! :undecided

I knew it! :giggle:

Sassy
05-25-2005, 05:43 PM

>If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet
>syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the
>story below will have you laughing out LOUD! It is a story told by one
>father to another. It is not atypical as one might think.
>Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.
>Here's what happened:
>Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was
>"something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner
>in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me.
>"I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?"
>I
> put my best lizard-healer
> statement on my face and followed
>him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed
>lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what
>to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"
>â*œOh my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having
>babies."
>
>"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie,
>Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought
>we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.
>
>"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?"
>she inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!)
>
>"No, but
> you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her,
>(in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth
>together). Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.
>
>"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know,"
>she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, you think?)
>
>By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on.
>I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this is going to
>be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the
>miracle of birth."
>
>"OH, Gross!", they shrieked.
>
>"Well, isn't THAT just
> Great! What are we going to do with a litter
>of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do
>think she was being snotty here, too. don't you?)
>
>We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like
>a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.
>"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.
>
>"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified. "Do something, Dad!"
>my son urged.
>
>"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when
>it next appeared, giving it a gingerly tug. It disappeared. I tried
>several more times with the same
> results.
>
>"Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they
>could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with
>the females in my house?)
>
>"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet
>with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe,"
>he urged.
>
>"I don't think lizards do La maze," his mother noted to him. (Women
>can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is
>one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)
>
>The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the
>
>little animal through a magnifying glass.
>"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.
>
>"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I
>speak to you privately for a moment?"
>
>I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. "Is Ernie going to
>be okay?" my wife asked.
>
>"Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor.
>In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen. Ernie is a boy. You see,
>Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity,
>like most male species, they um....um....masturbate.
> Just
>the way he did, lying on his back."
>
>He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying,
>Mr.Cameron."
>
>We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just...just... Excited,"
>my wife offered.
>
>"Exactly", the vet replied, relieved that we understood.
>
>More silence.
>
>Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And
>then even laugh loudly. "What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing,
>but not believing that the woman I married would commit
>the
> upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.
>
>Tears were now running down her face. "It's just... that.. I'm
>picturing you pulling on its... its... teeny little..." she
>gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.
>
>"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Veterinarian and
>hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car.
>He was glad everything was going to be okay.
>
>"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.
>"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.
>
>2 - lizards -
> $140...
>1 - Cage - $50...
>Trip to the Vet - $30...
>Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's whacker...Priceless..

Atlas
05-26-2005, 01:13 AM
Nice to see you've found your way to the Treehouse, Atlas! ;D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/budlight.jpg

Budlight!! For me?? I love you Blueflame

Blueflame
05-26-2005, 01:56 AM
Budlight!! For me?? I love you Blueflame

Wish this smiley still worked... :cheers: Guess we'll have to live with this one instead. :alky: LOL

Mtbrncofn
05-26-2005, 09:19 PM
Bwahahaahhahaha, Blue! The lizard thing was priceless! Hilarious!

Alkazar
06-09-2005, 03:43 PM
Wow, the Tree house is accumulating cobwebs. Better open it up and let it air out in here....

Mtbrncofn
06-09-2005, 04:02 PM
Yeah, you men should get to cleaning it or something. ;D

Alkazar
06-09-2005, 04:22 PM
Nah, that's a woman's job. A man's job is to sit around, drink beer, watch Broncos football and ogle the women...... :welcome:

Mtbrncofn
06-10-2005, 09:56 AM
Well since this is your guys' Treehouse and we're GUESTS, we should be allowed that luxury...except we would probably want to change the whole ogling women thing to ogling men. :)

Alkazar
06-14-2005, 01:25 PM
Ogling men??? Where's the fun in that?

Pezman
08-19-2005, 03:06 PM
http://hindsley.us/images/he-man-woman-haters.jpg

Nyah!

Alkazar
12-14-2005, 03:57 PM
Ok, I don't know how this happened but I just GOTTA bring the treehouse out of the mothballs! Girls, get in here and start dusting....'cough cough'

Sassy
12-14-2005, 05:03 PM
Ok, I don't know how this happened but I just GOTTA bring the treehouse out of the mothballs! Girls, get in here and start dusting....'cough cough'
I'm not cleaning...call the cleaning crew!
But I'll take a nice cold beer!;D

Alkazar
12-15-2005, 11:32 AM
Done! Here ya go, scuse the cobwebs tho...Still nice and cold!

Pezman
12-15-2005, 12:20 PM
I'm not cleaning...call the cleaning crew!
But I'll take a nice cold beer!;D

Make yourself useful girl! Clean this mess up in here so us men can drink beer and talk about Victoria Secret models

REB
12-15-2005, 02:30 PM
:) What Pez said and get your arses in the kitchen and make us some pie!

Broncoman13
12-15-2005, 06:36 PM
With some Ice Cream!

Sassy
12-15-2005, 06:48 PM
Male Chauvinist Pigs! ;D

Blueflame
12-15-2005, 07:42 PM
I have a better idea! *opens a couple cold beers, hands one to Sassy, plops into Pezzy's chair, grabs the bigscreen remote, and turns on the nfl channel*

;D ;D ;D

Alkazar
12-16-2005, 03:05 PM
Male Chauvinist Pigs! ;D
Now hold on a minute, I isn't no male cheuvanist!

Sassy
12-16-2005, 03:56 PM
Make yourself useful girl! Clean this mess up in here so us men can drink beer and talk about Victoria Secret models
What are you saying...us Bronco Gals modeling Victoria's Secret Apparel isn't good enough for ya! ;D

Alkazar
12-16-2005, 04:32 PM
Ooooooo....Ahhhhhh


Damn, hope my wife don't catch me hanging around here with the show going on....:charge:

REB
12-16-2005, 04:52 PM
Woohoo! Bring it on. Maybe you girls could slather some baby oil on and have a pillow fight while we drink beer and listen to the NFL channel.... :)

Blueflame
12-16-2005, 05:19 PM
Woohoo! Bring it on. Maybe you girls could slather some baby oil on and have a pillow fight while we drink beer and listen to the NFL channel.... :)

Nuh-uh... we want to drink beer and listen to the NFL channel, too. ;D And maybe munch on some popcorn and nachos as well....

REB
12-16-2005, 06:16 PM
mmmmmmmmm nachos. Ok well at least give us a cat fight... :)

Sassy
12-16-2005, 07:50 PM
Hmm...How about a pizza?

Blueflame
12-16-2005, 08:31 PM
mmmmmmmmm nachos. Ok well at least give us a cat fight... :)

Hehehehe... no cat fights for me and Sass... we'd be much more likely to gang up on you guys.... :devil:

Sassy
12-16-2005, 08:49 PM
Hehehehe... no cat fights for me and Sass... we'd be much more likely to gang up on you guys.... :devil:
That works for me! Ha!

Bronx33
12-16-2005, 09:20 PM
I just wanna know who let the girls in the tree house!

REB
12-16-2005, 09:21 PM
Hehehehe... no cat fights for me and Sass... we'd be much more likely to gang up on you guys.... :devil:

I could live with that....:devil: :wiggle:

REB
12-16-2005, 09:24 PM
I just wanna know who let the girls in the tree house!

There here to gang us and clean up afterwards.... :)

Sassy
12-16-2005, 10:10 PM
There here to gang us and clean up afterwards.... :)
Ha! If you're lucky! ;D :devil:

REB
12-16-2005, 10:23 PM
Ha! If you're lucky! ;D :devil:

:gimme: :pray: :devil: :~ohyah!: :kiss: !Booya! ;D

Sassy
12-16-2005, 10:27 PM
:gimme: :pray: :devil: :~ohyah!: :kiss: !Booya! ;D
You guys are too easy! LOL!

REB
12-16-2005, 11:04 PM
And you gals love it... :brokehalo :wiggle:

Sassy
12-16-2005, 11:07 PM
And you gals love it... :brokehalo :wiggle:
Nyah! Now go get us gals a beer :devil:

REB
12-17-2005, 09:40 AM
I'll buy ya's a brewery if we can see a good cat fight.......:kiss: :~ohyah!: :pimp: ;D

Sassy
12-17-2005, 12:46 PM
I'll buy ya's a brewery if we can see a good cat fight.......:kiss: :~ohyah!: :pimp: ;D
Is the wife out of town this weekend REB? Ha!

REB
12-17-2005, 01:10 PM
Is the wife out of town this weekend REB? Ha!


LOL! Nah, actually she's on a 2 week vacation for the holidays so if I bring her to the catfight she'll have plenty of time to recuperate........:devil: :)

Sassy
12-17-2005, 01:27 PM
LOL! Nah, actually she's on a 2 week vacation for the holidays so if I bring her to the catfight she'll have plenty of time to recuperate........:devil: :)

IF! Ha! Too funny!

Pezman
12-17-2005, 11:03 PM
What the hell is that stink?> EWWW! Chicks were here. Nasty! Go away you nasty girls, unless you are here to clean up

Blueflame
12-18-2005, 01:21 AM
What the hell is that stink?> EWWW! Chicks were here. Nasty! Go away you nasty girls, unless you are here to clean up

Smells like dirty socks to me! ;D *sprays Febreze around the Treehouse, pops open a beer and plops into Pezzy's favorite chair... and gloms onto the TV remote. *

REB
12-18-2005, 07:02 AM
Alright, which one of you girls left the seat down?..........thwack :giggle:

Blueflame
12-18-2005, 09:34 AM
Alright, which one of you girls left the seat down?..........thwack :giggle:

Hey, REB.... we got the coffee on and fresh donuts on the counter. ;D

(getting the Treehouse ready for another full day of football watching.... ^5)

Sassy
12-18-2005, 09:59 AM
Hey, REB.... we got the coffee on and fresh donuts on the counter. ;D

(getting the Treehouse ready for another full day of football watching.... ^5)
...and if you don't have a sweet tooth...I made biscuits, gravy, sausage and eggs ;D

REB
12-18-2005, 10:24 AM
Hell yeah I'll take the sausage and eggs! mmmmmmmmm Just don't forget the beer, bikini's and baby oil..... :gimme: :devil: :~ohyah!:

REB
12-18-2005, 10:27 AM
BTW Blueflame, nice avy. That girl got some back! woohoo :o :wiggle:

Blueflame
12-18-2005, 10:41 AM
BTW Blueflame, nice avy. That girl got some back! woohoo :o :wiggle:

Thanks, REB! ;)

Alkazar
12-21-2005, 05:21 PM
Hey, heard something about food....get cooking girls, we hungry in here!

BMF Bronco
12-22-2005, 08:48 AM
Hey, heard something about food....get cooking girls, we hungry in here!
AND BEER!!!!!!!!!

REB
12-22-2005, 09:35 AM
And don't make us tell you again.........

Blueflame
01-29-2006, 02:10 PM
Bump for an EGIBGB Treehouse invasion! :devil:

smalltowngrll
01-29-2006, 02:42 PM
Bump for an EGIBGB Treehouse invasion! :devil:

I'm with you on this....(although I still am not quite sure what EGIBGB is...I'm sure I'll find out soon enough)! :boxing: :brokehalo

BMF Bronco
01-29-2006, 05:03 PM
Bump for an EGIBGB Treehouse invasion! :devil:
Like REB said, just bring the beer, food and smokes and you're more than welcome.

Pezman
01-30-2006, 03:09 PM
WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL? Who let these womyn in here again? REB, ALEC, ALKAZAR, your fired

smalltowngrll
01-30-2006, 03:14 PM
WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL? Who let these womyn in here again? REB, ALEC, ALKAZAR, your fired

It's cuz we all smell soooo bad~! LOL

You men can't resist an icky smellin' cootie filled girl !:giggle:

(Uh oh, someone doesnt know that Pezzy doesnt play fair on this thread ;D )

Pezman
01-30-2006, 03:16 PM
Muahahahahahaha ROFL!

smalltowngrll
01-30-2006, 03:20 PM
Muahahahahahaha ROFL!

YOU CHEATER!!!!! notsofast :chairhit:

Blueflame
01-30-2006, 03:33 PM
AH... but two can play that game, eh, Pezzy? :devil:

smalltowngrll
01-30-2006, 03:37 PM
AH... but two can play that game, eh, Pezzy? :devil:

Pezzy...I'm telling on you...:gossip:

BMF Bronco
01-31-2006, 10:12 AM
get out!

smalltowngrll
01-31-2006, 02:03 PM
get out!

NO! You didn't ask nicely!

Blueflame
01-31-2006, 03:09 PM
get out!

Nuh-uh. We were here first! ;D

Pezman
01-31-2006, 06:57 PM
http://www.slangcity.com/realenglish/graffiti/girls_suckb.jpg

Sassy
01-31-2006, 07:19 PM
:devil: The women of the Mane rock!

BMF Bronco
02-01-2006, 08:18 AM
:devil: The women of the Mane rock!
Now that's something i can agree with!

Now will you pretty please with sugar on top get me a beer?!

REB
02-01-2006, 10:33 AM
I do hope you girls are getting our treehouse cleaned up for our SB party. And when you r done with that we will need you to run to the liquor store and get us stocked up on beer. When your finished there you can stop at the supermarket and pick up the snacks for our party so that Sunday afternoon you will have the ingredients necessary to make our SB munchies. Now chop chop...get your sweet arses in gear. ;D

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

BMF Bronco
02-01-2006, 11:02 AM
I do hope you girls are getting our treehouse cleaned up for our SB party. And when you r done with that we will need you to run to the liquor store and get us stocked up on beer. When your finished there you can stop at the supermarket and pick up the snacks for our party so that Sunday afternoon you will have the ingredients necessary to make our SB munchies. Now chop chop...get your sweet arses in gear. ;D

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:
Come on REB!!! Don't forget about the preparation of the snacks as well!

REB
02-01-2006, 11:25 AM
Come on REB!!! Don't forget about the preparation of the snacks as well!

:) Absolutely! And maybe a little before, during and after SB lovin' for good measure :pimp: ;D

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

BMF Bronco
02-01-2006, 11:52 AM
:) Absolutely! And maybe a little before, during and after SB lovin' for good measure :pimp: ;D

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:
Oh, my bad, I thought that was a foregone conclusion...Hilarious!

smalltowngrll
02-01-2006, 01:09 PM
Oh, my bad, I thought that was a foregone conclusion...Hilarious!

time for you two to wake up and smell the coffee....Oy

We HOT women of the MANE will NOT serve and clean for you dirty men of the MANE!!
8')

Pezman
02-01-2006, 02:01 PM
Ha!

BMF Bronco
02-01-2006, 02:05 PM
time for you two to be served some beer and skittles by us lowly females. We women are your treehouse slaves and will do anything for you hunky men

8')
now THAT is what I'm talking about!:thumbsup:

smalltowngrll
02-01-2006, 02:06 PM
Ha!


Oh...Pez....I wuv you.....can I get you and the boys some tasty beer? ;)

BMF Bronco
02-01-2006, 02:45 PM
Oh...Pez....I wuv you.....can I get you and the boys some tasty beer? ;)
Hilarious! LOL Hilarious! LOL Hilarious! LOL

Nice work Pezzy!

REB
02-02-2006, 12:15 AM
now THAT is what I'm talking about!:thumbsup:

Funny, that's how I read it too. :~ohyah!:

Sassy
02-02-2006, 12:18 AM
:) Absolutely! And maybe a little before, during and after SB lovin' for good measure :pimp: ;D

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:
You forgot one thing...the Broncos aren't playing...we've got better things to do ;D

Mtbrncofn
02-02-2006, 11:51 AM
I see Pez is up to his old editing tricks again.

BMF Bronco
02-03-2006, 11:19 AM
You forgot one thing...the Broncos aren't playing...we've got better things to do ;D
that's why he said before and after, you can do what you want during the game, just as long as we have the priorities in order.

REB
02-16-2006, 05:05 PM
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his a$$ while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled...

Sassy
02-16-2006, 05:52 PM
Ha! A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his a$$ while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled...
Ha!

Mtbrncofn
02-16-2006, 10:15 PM
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his a$$ while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled...


Hilarious! Ahaahahahaahahaha!

smalltowngrll
02-16-2006, 11:03 PM
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his a$$ while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled...

LOL

BMF Bronco
02-21-2006, 09:22 AM
cant let a woman be the last to post!

broncocalijohn
02-21-2006, 02:13 PM
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his a$$ while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled...

Dont forget it was 99% positive finding that all woman find a guy attractive with 100 dollar bills hanging from his forehead regardless of looks. Out of the other 3%, 67% were bi sexual or lesbians willing to "switch sides" for the almighty dollar. Other 33% of the earlier 3% were so butch that either the man didnt want her or she cant fathom being str8 for the money.

smalltowngrll
02-23-2006, 01:50 PM
cant let a woman be the last to post!

You sure about that?? :curtsey:

BMF Bronco
02-23-2006, 02:08 PM
You sure about that?? :curtsey:
absolutely!:pimp: :afro: :twokisses

Sassy
02-23-2006, 05:00 PM
absolutely!:pimp: :afro: :twokisses
THere may only be a few women here but we are Women of The Mane...
We have the power!:wiggle:

Blueflame
02-23-2006, 05:12 PM
THere may only be a few women here but we are Women of The Mane...
We have the power!:wiggle:

... and more than just a tiny hint of "attitude" as well..... ;D ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/bud_coors.jpg

Sassy
02-23-2006, 05:28 PM
... and more than just a tiny hint of "attitude" as well..... ;D ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/bud_coors.jpg
Of course! :wiggle:

REB
02-23-2006, 07:09 PM
Blue brought the beer so she can stay and party with us till it runs out :) Game of strip poker Blue? :wiggle:

Sassy
02-23-2006, 07:30 PM
She may have brought the beer...but it's only for the EGIBGB! :devil:

REB
02-23-2006, 07:47 PM
If it's in our treehouse we're drinkin' it. Now quit the yapping and take your top off. I've got a Royal Flush ;D

Sassy
02-23-2006, 08:01 PM
If it's in our treehouse we're drinkin' it. Now quit the yapping and take your top off. I've got a Royal Flush ;D
You're just pissy because you don't know what the EGIBGB is ;D

REB
02-23-2006, 11:32 PM
You're just pissy because you don't know what the EGIBGB is ;D

I know what it is. It's, Every Girl Is Bitchy Go Broncos ;) ;D

Sassy
02-23-2006, 11:41 PM
I know what it is. It's, Every Girl Is b****y Go Broncos ;) ;D
Not even close ;D :devil:

Pezman
02-23-2006, 11:48 PM
g E T

O U T

S M E L L Y

G I R L S!!!

REB
02-23-2006, 11:52 PM
g E T

O U T

S M E L L Y

G I R L S!!!

Hilarious! Hilarious!

Pezman
02-23-2006, 11:55 PM
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/84000/84178wDFC_w.jpg

smalltowngrll
02-23-2006, 11:56 PM
Hilarious! Hilarious!


Whatever!! We smell awesome and you know it. :twokisses Otherwise, you men wouldn't still come 'round! 8') ;)

Pezman
02-23-2006, 11:57 PM
http://blinkynet.net/humor/psa01ct.gif

broncocalijohn
02-24-2006, 12:37 AM
Whatever!! We smell awesome and you know it. :twokisses Otherwise, you men wouldn't still come 'round! 8') ;)

We accept the stink to get the main prize

REB
02-24-2006, 07:34 AM
I smell fish....;D

BMF Bronco
02-24-2006, 09:03 AM
I smell fish....;D
LOL LOL LOL

So about those tops ladies....:militia: :militia: :militia:

REB
02-24-2006, 09:14 AM
LOL LOL LOL

So about those tops ladies....:militia: :militia: :militia:

Ha! Off with the tops!!! This is a topless treehouse. Follow the rules :~ohyah!:

BMF Bronco
03-08-2006, 03:55 PM
wasting posts here!

REB
03-16-2006, 12:31 PM
Look at this place! This is ridiculous. I'm gonna go hunt down the women and have them clean this place up :strong: ;D

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:

RaiderH8r
03-16-2006, 01:18 PM
Look at this place! This is ridiculous. I'm gonna go hunt down the women and have them clean this place up :strong: ;D

1-2-3 :Broncos:!!!!!!! :charge:
Somebody left a floater!!

Alkazar
03-28-2006, 03:31 PM
Just popping in on the Treehouse to see whats been going down, apparently not much, but the strip poker game would've been interesting if the girls had gotten involved.

Alkazar
04-04-2006, 10:26 AM
Echo, echo, echo......

BMF Bronco
04-04-2006, 10:30 AM
still waiting for sassy and the egibgb (or whatever the hell it is) to come clean up.

Alkazar
04-04-2006, 10:32 AM
I'm waitin for them to come in and give us a free show!:wiggle: :~ohyah!: ;)

Sassy
04-04-2006, 03:29 PM
still waiting for sassy and the egibgb (or whatever the hell it is) to come clean up.
I don't clean! Ha!

BMF Bronco
04-04-2006, 03:47 PM
I don't clean! Ha!
Then how about the free show alk's talking about?!

Sassy
04-04-2006, 03:49 PM
Then how about the free show alk's talking about?!
Maybe...with permission from my SO. ;D

BMF Bronco
04-04-2006, 04:05 PM
Maybe...with permission from my SO. ;D
HOGAN

Sassy
04-04-2006, 04:10 PM
HOGAN
???

BMF Bronco
04-04-2006, 04:23 PM
okay, maybe not...

heydensmom
04-04-2006, 05:01 PM
Noting for free!!

Sassy
04-04-2006, 05:33 PM
okay, maybe not...
;)

Alkazar
04-05-2006, 11:03 AM
Maybe...with permission from my SO. ;D
Since I'm telepathic, I just talked to your SO and he said it was fine by him, so get on with the show!

Blueflame
04-05-2006, 12:59 PM
Here's a show for you, Alk! ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/bigscreen.gif

Pezman
04-05-2006, 01:25 PM
Smelly cootie girlz
Get us a drink, pick up the joint, cook us some food or...

G E T
T H E
B L E E P
O U T,

Sincerely,
The Treehouse Management

Alkazar
04-05-2006, 01:36 PM
Here's a show for you, Alk! ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/bigscreen.gif
Thanks Blue, I always enjoy watching the Broncos, but I was looking for a little something different this time.....like maybe a strip show.

BMF Bronco
04-06-2006, 10:38 AM
Boobies, Boobies, Boobies, Boobies!

heydensmom
04-06-2006, 10:56 AM
Boobies, Boobies, Boobies, Boobies!
LOL this is the brokeback mtn area...no boobies allowed

BMF Bronco
04-06-2006, 11:02 AM
nah, you're allowed, but have to beckon to our every need and want. So like we said, on with the show!

heydensmom
04-06-2006, 11:13 AM
nah, you're allowed, but have to beckon to our every need and want. So like we said, on with the show!
I posted my naked man and you got all pissy..it was boobies!

BMF Bronco
04-06-2006, 11:42 AM
I posted my naked man and you got all pissy..it was boobies!
I didn't say a word about it. I am secure enough in my own sexuality to not be threatened by some dude who uses a vodka bottle as a phallic metaphor!

Pezman
04-06-2006, 11:59 AM
Alright gentlemen, the management is now accepting applications for a night security in here.

Women, girls, chicks, missys, belles, bimbos, dames, wenches, broads, birds, lasses, skirts, dolls, kittens, soubrette, tomboys, and TheDave need not apply. Please schedule your appointment around major sporting events and be prepared to bring lots of beer and $1 bills for entertainment.

Sincerely,
The Management

Sassy
04-06-2006, 05:55 PM
Screw that crap! The Schedule is OUT...BRONCO FEVER is allowed everywhere!

Hey Pez...ya bringing the wifey to the KC game?

broncoblue
04-07-2006, 06:02 AM
wow its been a while since i was up here ..whats with the birds hanging in here....oh well they can vacuum round me whilst i sleep my hangover off

Blueflame
04-07-2006, 02:06 PM
Irrefutable evidence that the girls have been in the Treehouse.... ;D

Blueflame
04-07-2006, 02:08 PM
More evidence... ;D

Blueflame
04-07-2006, 02:09 PM
Hehehehe....

Blueflame
04-07-2006, 02:13 PM
... and this is the only "topless" thing you guys are gonna find around here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/budlight.jpg

Sassy
04-07-2006, 05:43 PM
Nice job Blue! ;D

smalltowngrll
04-07-2006, 06:13 PM
This place needed a little feminine touch, Blue. Awesome job!!

Now we just need a few of these...

http://www.donovansf.com/PartyPics/Ozumo/Chill-9-26-03-Candles.jpg

http://waxwizard.freeservers.com/images/bd/jar-soy-candles-BD15xx-400.jpg

http://www.tcfavors.com/candle_fragrances/floating_candles.JPG

It smells better already! Not to mention the mood is so much more inviting!;D

Alkazar
04-07-2006, 07:20 PM
What are you tryin to do Smalltown, burn the place down? Put out them candles and pass me a beer!

broncoblue
04-08-2006, 02:37 AM
dripppng hot wax on booobies now theres a plan after i get shut of my 2nd hangover in 2 days.

(on a sidenote....i had a candle lit and left it lit ..my mum ranted at me so im banned from lighting them.)

Alkazar
04-08-2006, 08:57 AM
I'm still waiting for my beer!

heydensmom
04-08-2006, 09:34 AM
... and this is the only "topless" thing you guys are gonna find around here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/budlight.jpg
Here's your beer!

Alkazar
04-08-2006, 01:09 PM
Thanks! Now, if only I could REALLY drink at work I'd be fine!

Pezman
04-08-2006, 01:28 PM
http://www.christymarx.com/kath/war.jpg

smalltowngrll
04-08-2006, 02:08 PM
http://www.christymarx.com/kath/war.jpg

I think I've heard that before...but, I'll believe it when I see it! :clown: Ha!

Alkazar
04-08-2006, 02:15 PM
Don't like light beer, Pez?

Blueflame
04-09-2006, 03:07 AM
http://www.christymarx.com/kath/war.jpg

Bring it on! ;D

broncoblue
04-09-2006, 03:39 AM
oh man 3 hangovers 3 days running...

Blueflame
04-09-2006, 03:58 AM
oh man 3 hangovers 3 days running...

But are you having fun? :rofl:

Pezman
04-09-2006, 12:00 PM
Alkazar, hold your nose while we get rid of some "pests" :wave:

Sassy
04-09-2006, 12:29 PM
Alkazar, hold your nose while we get rid of some "pests" :wave:
Ah stop it already...you love us ;D ;) :-*

REB
04-09-2006, 12:51 PM
Ok ladies. Enough with the chitchat. Let's get busy cleaning this place up with a little of this...

REB
04-09-2006, 12:54 PM
And when your done there bring us some of these...

REB
04-09-2006, 12:56 PM
Wearing a little something like this...

REB
04-09-2006, 01:00 PM
And then maybe later we'll do a little of this ;D :pimp: :wiggle: ;D

Sassy
04-09-2006, 01:44 PM
Wearing a little something like this...
Cute...but it needs to be a different number. ;)

Pezman
04-09-2006, 04:21 PM
Wearing a little something like this...

You are my new hero REB!

1, 2, 3 Wow!!!

Blueflame
04-09-2006, 04:30 PM
Wearing a little something like this...

I'd wear that if it had a #80 on it... :D

Pezman
04-09-2006, 04:35 PM
I'd wear that if it had a #80 on it... :D

Whoa! Waiter, check please!

Well, I'm off to go to the sports apparal store now... Blue, you asked for it missy!!! ;D

(Wonders aloud to himself..."Do they sell #80 with cootie repellent or not" hmmm)

Blueflame
04-09-2006, 04:41 PM
Whoa! Waiter, check please!

Well, I'm off to go to the sports apparal store now... Blue, you asked for it missy!!! ;D

(Wonders aloud to himself..."Do they sell #80 with cootie repellent or not" hmmm)

LOL

heydensmom
04-09-2006, 06:32 PM
Since you're going anyway. Can I have that in a number 47 please! Thanks! LOL

Sassy
04-09-2006, 06:34 PM
I'll take #16.

smalltowngrll
04-09-2006, 07:03 PM
#1 here!

Sassy
04-09-2006, 07:17 PM
Seems to me Pez has a lot of shopping to do :devil:

Blueflame
04-09-2006, 09:11 PM
Hey, Pezzy... if you can't find a #80, I'd also gladly wear an old-school #53 (Gradishar). ;D

Pezman
04-09-2006, 09:24 PM
Hey, Pezzy... if you can't find a #80, I'd also gladly wear NOTHING AND DO YOUR DISHES, CLEAN YOUR BATHROOMS AND BRING YOU AND THE MEN BEER ;D

:wiggle:

Blueflame
04-09-2006, 10:16 PM
Too funny, Pez... Ha!

Two can play the post-altering game, though... :devil:

heydensmom
04-10-2006, 05:53 AM
:wiggle:
HA!!!!

BMF Bronco
04-10-2006, 08:19 AM
Seems I've missed quite a bit of action aroud this joint!!! All I can think of now is skimpy jerseys and beer!

heydensmom
04-10-2006, 08:37 AM
Seems I've missed quite a bit of action aroud this joint!!! All I can think of now is skimpy jerseys and beer!
LOL would you rather think of that or work?

BMF Bronco
04-10-2006, 09:30 AM
:worthless LOL would you rather think of that or work?

heydensmom
04-10-2006, 09:48 AM
LOL Don't make me find a picture of a bronco fan wearing a tight jersey!

BMF Bronco
04-10-2006, 09:58 AM
It's to be representative of you women on the mane, so choose wisely.

heydensmom
04-10-2006, 10:02 AM
No that's Jen...

BMF Bronco
04-10-2006, 10:21 AM
No that's Jen...
????????????????

heydensmom
04-10-2006, 10:51 AM
see REB's attached picture

broncoblue
04-10-2006, 01:24 PM
number 69 is my favorate....ladies???

Alkazar
04-10-2006, 02:09 PM
Seems I've missed quite a bit of action aroud this joint!!! All I can think of now is skimpy jerseys and beer!
What better way can you think of to spruce up the treehouse?

BMF Bronco
04-10-2006, 02:24 PM
What better way can you think of to spruce up the treehouse?
with naked titties and beer!

smalltowngrll
04-10-2006, 02:52 PM
with naked titties and beer!
Lets be creative...I'll put something sexy on like a maid outfit so I can clean up for you wonderful men

broncoblue
04-10-2006, 03:03 PM
fish nets .....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nurses uniforms ...latex mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhipsssmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BMF Bronco
04-10-2006, 03:33 PM
Lets be creative...you can find those pictures all over the net! ;)
Who's talking about the net, we want the real thing!

Pezman
04-10-2006, 04:04 PM
Lets be creative...I'll put something sexy on like a maid outfit so I can clean up for you wonderful men
:rofl:

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8048.jpg

smalltowngrll
04-10-2006, 05:54 PM
Lets be creative...I'll put something sexy on like a maid outfit so I can clean up for you wonderful men

Nice modifying there pez! Keep dreamin boys! :rofl:

smalltowngrll
04-10-2006, 05:55 PM
:rofl:

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8048.jpg

LOL

Nice

Mile High Shack
04-10-2006, 09:12 PM
Nice modifying there pez! Keep dreamin boys! :rofl:

yeah, like he modified that

quit tryin' to be coy ;):~ohyah!:

Pezman
04-10-2006, 10:17 PM
ROFL! :~ohyah!: :rofl:

http://web.syr.edu/~sslau/girls-stupid.jpg

heydensmom
04-11-2006, 06:08 AM
LOL throw rock at them....LOL do we have cooties too?

Alkazar
04-11-2006, 11:02 AM
LOL throw rock at them....LOL do we have cooties too?
Of course, everyone knows that!

broncoblue
04-11-2006, 11:43 AM
:rofl:

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8048.jpg
now we need a woman to tidy the tissues away

Alkazar
04-11-2006, 07:20 PM
Only 13 minutes till my shift is over, I NEED A BEER!

Alkazar
04-13-2006, 01:35 PM
Wow two days later and I still don't have a beer, the service around here is sure getting shoddy!;)

heydensmom
04-13-2006, 01:44 PM
LOL get off your lazy ass and get it yourself....that's usually what I tell my honey!

BMF Bronco
04-13-2006, 02:16 PM
LOL get off your lazy ass and get it yourself....that's usually what I tell my honey!
you don't tell me that, you just get it!;)

heydensmom
04-13-2006, 05:11 PM
you don't tell me that, you just get it!;)
HA! You're funny! You've got that wrong....YOU'RE the one bringing ME a beer!

Alkazar
04-13-2006, 05:15 PM
How come with all this beer going around I STILL DON'T HAVE MINE!

heydensmom
04-13-2006, 05:19 PM
LOL I told you that you need to get it yourself...this isn't a bar! It's a treehouse.

Blueflame
04-13-2006, 05:31 PM
All these guys sippin' the brewskis in here, it looked like we needed to make a beer run.... ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/Blueflame91315/bud_coors.jpg

Alkazar
04-13-2006, 06:56 PM
Thanks BF! You're an Angel!

sixstringlass
04-14-2006, 05:24 AM
I'm still drinking rum....

http://www.gaelicshadows.us/CaptainMorganCoconutRumLiqueur.jpg

broncoblue
04-14-2006, 05:50 AM
Weres The Guinness And Jd?

Pezman
04-19-2006, 12:05 AM
Did someone say beer? :wiggle:

http://www.no-treason.com/images/uploads/beer_fridge.jpg

BMF Bronco
04-20-2006, 03:33 PM
Did someone say beer? :wiggle:

http://www.no-treason.com/images/uploads/beer_fridge.jpg
that at your house pez?

broncoblue
04-20-2006, 04:10 PM
i will take the the black gold and i will try the chille beer

Billy Clyde Puckett
04-20-2006, 05:29 PM
Did someone say beer? :wiggle:

http://www.no-treason.com/images/uploads/beer_fridge.jpg

You are my hero Pez

Alkazar
04-20-2006, 06:46 PM
Did someone say beer? :wiggle:

http://www.no-treason.com/images/uploads/beer_fridge.jpg
Thanks for restocking the fridge, Pez!

BMF Bronco
04-21-2006, 11:23 AM
where's the Moose Drool?!

Alkazar
04-21-2006, 11:32 AM
Don't see no Fat Tire either.

Blueflame
04-21-2006, 11:49 PM
where's the Moose Drool?!

If you insist... ;D

Blueflame
04-21-2006, 11:53 PM
Don't see no Fat Tire either.

Ah, yes... a Fat Tire would be nice....

Alkazar
04-22-2006, 08:42 AM
Mmmm, thanks BF!

broncoblue
04-22-2006, 08:56 AM
any of you hot ladies fancy cooking my salmon ??i cant be arsed hee hee

Alkazar
04-22-2006, 09:37 AM
Nah, sounds too fishy to me, I have a sirloin that needs attention though!

broncoblue
04-22-2006, 10:10 AM
bring over bro in a coooking mod now ...see npn mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Alkazar
04-22-2006, 01:57 PM
Got it at home, wife's cooking it up for me. She is the best on the BBQ.

REB
04-24-2006, 03:41 PM
Lets be creative...I'll put something sexy on like a maid outfit so I can clean up for you wonderful men


Good deal darlin' Go slip into this and get busy... ;) :wiggle:

BMF Bronco
04-24-2006, 03:42 PM
oh that's nice!

Alkazar
04-24-2006, 04:23 PM
Ok, where'd you find the pic of my wife from this Saturday!

smalltowngrll
04-24-2006, 04:49 PM
:rofl: ROFL!

nice!

Blueflame
04-24-2006, 05:30 PM
Good deal darlin' Go slip into this and get busy... ;) :wiggle:

Now, REB... that's not orange or blue. tsk tsk

heydensmom
04-24-2006, 05:45 PM
LOL dang! wonder if the good old plastic surgeon can give me those!

Sassy
04-24-2006, 05:50 PM
LOL dang! wonder if the good old plastic surgeon can give me those!
Ha! I have those...but like Blue said...I'd prefer a different color...brown just really isn't me! ;)

Alkazar
04-24-2006, 05:53 PM
So.....what color suits you best?

Sassy
04-24-2006, 05:58 PM
So.....what color suits you best?
Black ;D
Red's kind of fun for a holiday but I have purple and pink as well... :devil:

However, I may have to invest in some Bronco orange or blue!

Alkazar
04-24-2006, 06:01 PM
:worthless

Sassy
04-24-2006, 06:06 PM
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/tmblg/V255699_G55.jpg
Hmmm...I can't find orange lace.

Alkazar
04-24-2006, 06:12 PM
zowie! :blowhorn: zowie!

Sassy
04-24-2006, 06:14 PM
That's not me , Silly.

Sassy
04-24-2006, 06:15 PM
Not quite orange...but it would work!

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V252247.jpg

Sassy
04-24-2006, 06:19 PM
This comes in "tangerine"...might have to order that one!

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodpri/V252557.jpg

Alkazar
04-24-2006, 06:20 PM
Ok, ok, I'm drooling and I'm still at work!

Sassy
04-24-2006, 06:34 PM
Want more? Ha!

Sassy
04-24-2006, 06:39 PM
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V255184.jpg

Sassy
04-24-2006, 06:50 PM
Last one....
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodpri/V255329.jpg

heydensmom
04-24-2006, 07:01 PM
Not quite orange...but it would work!

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V252247.jpg
I like that one...hummm may have to make a trip to victoria secret.

heydensmom
04-24-2006, 07:02 PM
BTW the way I wish I had her stomach

Sassy
04-24-2006, 07:12 PM
BTW the way I wish I had her stomach
No kidding...me too!

heydensmom
04-24-2006, 07:46 PM
Maybe we should keep her around "our" thread for inspiration.

Pezman
04-25-2006, 12:49 AM
What in the blue hell? Gentlemen, why is this place smelling like flowers and candles? Did some cootie girl go and clean up the dirty socks and fleas we were cultivating for our evil plans? Murderers! Go get em boys!

Blueflame
04-25-2006, 01:38 AM
What in the blue hell? Gentlemen, why is this place smelling like flowers and candles? Did some cootie girl go and clean up the dirty socks and fleas we were cultivating for our evil plans? Murderers! Go get em boys!

Methinks the boys might be *ahem* "distracted".... ;) :wiggle: :devil:

BMF Bronco
04-25-2006, 09:53 AM
BTW the way I wish I had her stomach
Hell, I wish I had her stomach to, along with the rest of her!

Pez, at least we have something to put on the walls now! Thanks Sass!

Alkazar
04-25-2006, 10:55 AM
Yeah, the girls have been helping decorate the treehouse in Man fashion finally. Don't complain too much there Pez!

Pezman
04-25-2006, 11:47 AM
You are all banished from the treehouse until you prove your worth by throwing rocks at all girls. Please check your magic decoder rings and matchbox cars at the door.

broncoblue
04-25-2006, 12:23 PM
*****broncoblue ...LETS RIP WITH THE MOST STINKIEST FART EVER!!!!!******************

Just to upset the girls!!!!!!!!!!

pwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooarp...hope i didnt follow thru

BMF Bronco
04-25-2006, 01:32 PM
You are all banished from the treehouse until you prove your worth by throwing rocks at all girls. Please check your magic decoder rings and matchbox cars at the door.
dude, boobies!!!!!!!!!!!

Blueflame
04-25-2006, 01:58 PM
*****broncoblue ...LETS RIP WITH THE MOST STINKIEST FART EVER!!!!!******************

Just to upset the girls!!!!!!!!!!

pwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooarp...hope i didnt follow thru

LOL Let's hope for your sake that you didn't pass that gas too close to one of the lighted candles.... :devil: ;)

broncoblue
04-25-2006, 02:57 PM
that would be "arse"on.......arson :P ....just to explain for the girlies

Pezman
04-25-2006, 05:14 PM
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/tmblg/V255699_G55.jpg
Hmmm...I can't find orange lace.

Sigh... ok I give in... these rock

heydensmom
04-25-2006, 05:17 PM
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/tmblg/V255699_G55.jpg
Hmmm...I can't find orange lace.

Humm Sassy I need this one in red ;)

Blueflame
04-25-2006, 10:32 PM
Humm Sassy I need this one in red ;)

Cheffie colors? Heresy! ;)