Exile_In_SJ
08-11-2004, 04:53 PM
Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfeld
Scientists have found Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, genetically culpable for every contrary event and effect in modern history, including morbid obesity, the Philadelphia Phillies' 23 game losing streak in 1959 and Carrot Top.
Studies revealed even more daunting scenarios as the Rumsfeld-effect not only results from direct contact, but that second-hand liason with the Secretary of Evil can cause severe conservative conjunctivitis. Los Angeles restaurants and bars have recently banned Rumsfeld, and any talk of Rumsfeld, except for restricted outdoor areas.
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Scientists have found Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, genetically culpable for every contrary event and effect in modern history, including morbid obesity, the Philadelphia Phillies' 23 game losing streak in 1959 and Carrot Top.
Studies revealed even more daunting scenarios as the Rumsfeld-effect not only results from direct contact, but that second-hand liason with the Secretary of Evil can cause severe conservative conjunctivitis. Los Angeles restaurants and bars have recently banned Rumsfeld, and any talk of Rumsfeld, except for restricted outdoor areas.
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PLEASE SEND AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY TO MOVEONPLEASE.ORG TO HELP US HAVE MORE MONEY TO SPEND
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Have Your Own Kerry For President Tithe Party
Sign Up New Voters While Getting Liberally Loaded Today!
A Kerry For President party is a simple, semi-free volunteer event that brings together local friends and neighbors who support Senators Kerry and Edwards. At these parties MoveOnPlease will provide you with exclusive, budgetably-priced campaign materials and most importantly, unstamped postcards that your party attendees can fill out, purchase stamps for and mail to undecided voters in your area. And the fun doesn't stop there.
One of the most important things you can do in this campaign is talk to your friends and neighbors about the Senator's accomplishments and near accomplishments, while fending off propped-up allegations, many of which are untrue. Hosting a Kerry For President party makes neighbor-to-neighbor, person-to-person campaigning easy.
I hope you'll join me in this nationwide event as we recruit volunteers, energize grassroots supporters, and spread the Senator's optimistic message as soon as it is available. (more)
http://www.moveonplease.org/