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watermock
07-20-2004, 10:34 PM
Sorry Taco, I couldn't help myself.

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/KERRY.sff_WIGH107_20040703172552.jpg

watermock
07-20-2004, 10:38 PM
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/KERRY.sff_WIGH107_20040703172552.jpg

Don't shoot Swifty!

Spider
07-20-2004, 10:38 PM
If we sell 14 more Ketchup bottles , this baby will be paid off

Alkazar
07-20-2004, 10:38 PM
"Where's the safety on this thing again?"

watermock
07-20-2004, 10:45 PM
"I'm having a flashback! Get that 50 Cal locked"

"John your having a flashback"

"I'm JFK, arm the torpedoes"

"John, this isn't a PT boat"

"Follow orders dammit"

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/KERRY.sff_WIGH107_20040703172552.jpg

RunByDesign
07-21-2004, 06:11 AM
"We should invite GW along next time, for our Skull and Bones reunion."
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/KERRY.sff_WIGH107_20040703172552.jpg

RunByDesign
07-21-2004, 03:37 PM
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/KERRY.sff_WIGH107_20040703172552.jpg

"You see that sumbitch flip over ten times? First I shot at it, then I shot away from it."

RunByDesign
07-21-2004, 03:52 PM
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_spacealien.jpg

Let's caption this one, too.

RunByDesign
07-21-2004, 03:53 PM
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_spacealien.jpg

"That's a nifty suit on Osama, huh?"

Rohirrim
07-21-2004, 04:16 PM
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/KERRY.sff_WIGH107_20040703172552.jpg
Okay, have you got Cheney loaded in that pigeon launcher? Pull!

Spider
07-21-2004, 04:41 PM
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_spacealien.jpg

"That's a nifty suit on Osama, huh?"
And if you look close in the background you can see Ken Lay .Yep thats my Base alright

RunByDesign
07-21-2004, 08:09 PM
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_spacealien.jpg

"..and here I am greeting President Musharaff...he assures me that Osama is not in Pakistan. He also has assured me that he is not an Alien."

MLB
07-21-2004, 08:48 PM
Looks like Kerry needs to take a basic firearms safety course.

(Notice the finger on the trigger as he is not even paying attention to where the gun is pointed!)

The guy is in serious need of a clue.

Crushaholic
07-21-2004, 10:04 PM
Hunting companion: You'll shoot your eye out!

Kerry: Too late! I already did!

RunByDesign
07-23-2004, 08:35 PM
http://www.bens.org/images/rice_1.jpg

"I am not aware of how Corporate Entities influence White House Policy."

RunByDesign
07-23-2004, 08:38 PM
http://www.bens.org/images/rice_1.jpg

"My lower lip is stuck in between the gap in my teeth, so I must respectfully decline to answer your question of whether or not the President has close relations with the Bin Ladens."

RunByDesign
07-23-2004, 10:21 PM
http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/KERRY.sff_WIGH107_20040703172552.jpg
"We get these industrial-sized Ketchup bottles at no-cost. That's pure profit, boys. Sumbiatches flip around like crazy when ya hit 'em with one of these slugs."

RunByDesign
07-23-2004, 10:23 PM
:threadjac ^5

Hogan11
07-24-2004, 08:34 AM
Condi Rice is one ugly woman.

RunByDesign
07-24-2004, 05:35 PM
Condi Rice is one ugly woman.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

ROFL!

RunByDesign
07-24-2004, 05:44 PM
watermock...wassup with your pictures, mang? All we can see are little red x's. hmmm...

Bronco Yoda
07-24-2004, 06:20 PM
Kerry: "Hey, it just dawned on me that Teresa's last husband 'Heinz' was also a skull and bones member..... what's the chances of that!?????"

"why didn't I ever think of that before?"

... hmmmm.... 14 members a year times ...let's say 20 years (10 years younger and older than her).... = ? ....hmmm maybe I should ask Bush about the figure he's also a fellow bonesmen. Naw! he can't read let alone count....

"psst...hey Edwards what's 14x20 ?"

Edwards: "around 100 points more than you and bush's combind I.Q."

Kerry: That WAS a short list then from which I was plucked into money baggs matrimony..... 280 minus all those who were already hitched or dead and/or already currenly president. It's a wonder I hit the lottery considering my last name is near the middle of the alphabet and there had to be around a dozen other bonesmen available as well at the time.....

...PSSSST..... "hey Edwards.... You're a good looking feller.... (clutching rifle in hand) ... you didn't go to Yale did ya by any chance did ya? (quick glance over at his mrs. money baggs)

Kerry: Now think carefully Edwards....Do you know the skull and bones secret handshake?

RunByDesign
07-24-2004, 06:40 PM
watermock...wassup with your pictures, mang? All we can see are little red x's. hmmm...
Nevermind.

watermock
07-25-2004, 09:54 AM
http://www.bens.org/images/rice_1.jpg

Well, I didn't know that good looks was a prerequisite for service for the country.

Here are the facts you dimwits.

It's easy to pick and choose a bad take. Rice is a fine cabinet member, so is Powell. Bush has another Black cabinet member.

KERRY HAS NONE IN HIS STAFF. NONE.

Kerry is the biggest joke regarding racial equality it's not even funny. He has NOT ONE advisor who is Black. NONE. His running mate is a lawyer from South Carolina that is it's if possible whiter than Kerry.

Bush has had a history of inclusion. Kerry has none.

He has none. Go screw with me on this issue.

C'mon Kerry Supporters, name a single person of minority decent that Kerry plans on appointing.

Name just one.

You people are delusional. Name just one! I am sure they can pull a token out, but name on now.

Name just one. You can't because he or she doesn't exist.

Bush has more monority cabinet members than any president in history.

Hogan11
07-25-2004, 11:35 AM
She is still an extremely ugly woman.

RunByDesign
07-25-2004, 02:34 PM
Sounds like watermuck has a thing for Condi-liar Rice.

I thought this was a "caption this" thread anyways? Supposed to be about laughs and whatnot.... :loopy: