***Any single young Bronco fans...***

[Kaylore]

Howash, I went for the pocket pussy, easier to put away when company arrives!
Easier clean up too...ok, that was gross. :~ohyah!:

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Okay... the cliffnotes version...


Jamie is an alter ego slutty tease.
Ultimate Soldier thinks that all of the women who post here are ugly


There. That should bring you up to speed.

First thing there might be true. But come on, I never said that I thought that the girl that posted here were ugly. All I said was that a bunch of guys were scaring off pretty ones that post there pics here. Now i'm not saying that the girls that aren't sacred off are ugly. It just means that the girls that do stay have thicker skin pretty or not.

[Sassy]

First thing there might be true. But come on, I never said that I thought that the girl that posted here were ugly. All I said was that a bunch of guys were scaring off pretty ones that post there pics here. Now i'm not saying that the girls that aren't sacred off are ugly. It just means that the girls that do stay have thicker skin pretty or not.
Yep...we just fight back ;D Ha!

[flair]

whaT A great post

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Yep...we just fight back ;D Ha!


Heck yeah!!!! That what I'm talking about. Personally I like a girl with thick skin.

[TheNextStep]

Heck yeah!!!! That what I'm talking about. Personally I like a girl with thick skin.
Oh! So now you're saying they have fat skin, too?

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Oh! So now you're saying they have fat skin, too?


LMAO ROFL! Knowitall _i_O_i_ LOL :gossip:

[Sassy]

Oh! So now you're saying they have fat skin, too?
Are you sticking up for us OM Gals TNS? Ha!

Hey, I workout ;D

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Hey, I workout ;D

I saw your pic and you are beautiful as is. And your man is very lucky.

[Sassy]

I saw your pic and you are beautiful as is. And your man is very lucky.
Thankyou :)

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Thankyou :)
Your welcome.

[Nuggets4]

Howash, I went for the pocket pussy, easier to put away when company arrives!

Wow. That one goes in the "Too Much Information" file.

LOL

[Mtbrncofn]

Are you sticking up for us OM Gals TNS? Ha!

Hey, I workout ;D

I think beneath all that black and silver, there is very nice guy. :) He thinks he's fooling us with his bad boy image. ;)

[Sassy]

I think beneath all that black and silver, there is very nice guy. :) He thinks he's fooling us with his bad boy image. ;)
Yeah...I think that's true of "Crow" too ;D

[Mtbrncofn]

Yeah...I think that's true of "Crow" too ;D


Aha! The Raider boys are being outed! Ha!

[Sassy]

Aha! The Raider boys are being outed! Ha!
Well, we do have pics of him in orange and blue feathers ;D

[TheNextStep]

Bad boy image? Ladies, I will be the first to admit that you ever saw me in person you would find that I'm as threatening as wonder bread with the crusts cut off.

My choice of teams is due to my affection for my father growing up and my admiration of Al Davis and what he has traditionally stood for. I have as much tolerance for wannabe "gangsta" tough guys as you do and I'm also smart enough to realize that NFL team affiliation IS NOT a factor in determining a person's character.

Except for Jamie, of course.

[Raider Bill]

The Raider fans that post on most of the boards seem like regular dudes, there's a few that I have pegged for spiked shoulder pads and stuff though.

[Rock Chalk]

Bad boy image? Ladies, I will be the first to admit that you ever saw me in person you would find that I'm as threatening as wonder bread with the crusts cut off.

My choice of teams is due to my affection for my father growing up and my admiration of Al Davis and what he has traditionally stood for. I have as much tolerance for wannabe "gangsta" tough guys as you do and I'm also smart enough to realize that NFL team affiliation IS NOT a factor in determining a person's character.

Except for Jamie, of course.

Eh, no one's perfect.


Except me of course.

[baja]

I'm single........ I'm young

Who wants to know??

[TheNextStep]

I will agree with that, Alec. You are, indeed, perfect... insofar as the common man can be considered perfect.

I, however, am TheNextStep in the evolution of mankind, hence you - even in your perfection - are still vastly inferior to me.

[baja]

I will agree with that, Alec. You are, indeed, perfect... insofar as the common man can be considered perfect.

I, however, am TheNextStep in the evolution of mankind, hence you - even in your perfection - are still vastly inferior to me.

Were you perfect you would have changed that dumb avatar by now

[TheNextStep]

Were you perfect you would have changed that dumb avatar by now
Alas, I never claimed to be perfect, baja, though I can understand where your un-evolved brain may have come to that conclusion. I claimed that Alec was perfect.

[Rock Chalk]

I will agree with that, Alec. You are, indeed, perfect... insofar as the common man can be considered perfect.

I, however, am TheNextStep in the evolution in my own mind, hence you - even in your perfection - are still vastly inferior to me.

You certainly are.

[baja]

Alas, I never claimed to be perfect, baja, though I can understand where your un-evolved brain may have come to that conclusion. I claimed that Alec was perfect.

So the Next Step beyond perfect is flawed?

[Raider Bill]

Youse guys need to start talking about NASCAR or something.... if you know what I mean ;)

[Rock Chalk]

So the Next Step beyond perfect is flawed?
Clearly the next step in logic is.

[baja]

Youse guys need to start talking about NASCAR or something.... if you know what I mean ;)

That's kinda what we are doing when we talk to Rader fans

[TheNextStep]

If Aristotle could handle not being recognized as a genius in his own time, I suppose I can bear this cross too. I am, after all, dealing with people who think calling Mike Shanahan "Ratface" is an insult to SHANAHAN!

[Rock Chalk]

If Aristotle could handle not being recognized as a genius in his own time, I suppose I can bear this cross too. I am, after all, dealing with people who think calling Mike Shanahan "Ratface" is an insult to SHANAHAN!

Aristotle wasn't a genius. Just a guy with too much time on his hands.

You too must bear that cross.

The ratface comment was good though.

[baja]

The Raiders will be very good on O this year

but the D will suck

[Raider Bill]

The Raiders will be very good on O this year

but the D will suck

As it stands right now, I agree ugh!~

[TheNextStep]

As it stands right now, I agree too. I have faith, however, that the Raiders will address that side of the ball.

Supposedly, Anthony Simmons has scheduled a visit. While other people have been screaming about the Raiders' defensive line, I've held that it was the linebacking corps (excluding Danny Clark) that really let us down last year. Adding a guy like Simmons would certainly count as addressing that weakness.

That said, what the hell does all of this football talk have to do with chicks who want to meet 18-25 single Bronco fans? Let's try not to hijack this thread, fellas...

[Kornholio]

As it stands right now, I agree too. I have faith, however, that the Raiders will address that side of the ball.

Supposedly, Anthony Simmons has scheduled a visit. While other people have been screaming about the Raiders' defensive line, I've held that it was the linebacking corps (excluding Danny Clark) that really let us down last year. Adding a guy like Simmons would certainly count as addressing that weakness.

That said, what the hell does all of this football talk have to do with chicks who want to meet 18-25 single Bronco fans? Let's try not to hijack this thread, fellas...



Get a life! :moody:

[TheNextStep]

I thought about getting a life, Kornholio, but then I realized that if I might end up with a life like yours. Frankly, that's a little too depressing a thought for me to handle.

[Sassy]

up

[Old Dude]

up


That was cruel of you. We were almost done with this public display of hormonal angst.

[Sassy]

Ha! I think this thread is hilarious.

[Kaylore]

Ha! I think this thread is hilarious.

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics9/dobbsheads/indeed.jpg

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

That was cruel of you. We were almost done with this public display of hormonal angst.


Hey, Katie Holmes has made a career on hormonal angst.

[TheNextStep]

Besides, this thread hasn't been about hormonal angst since about the second page...

[Nuggets4]

Hey, Katie Holmes has made a career on hormonal angst.

"You know the holocaust? It was the opposite of that."

[Pezman]

Wow, has it been that long since I've perused this thread?

One thing is certain, I have knowledge that Jaime was a real girl but I must plead the fifth from there or a certain poster who shall remain anonymous, who will hunt me down and kill me til I die from it Ha!

This thread is sooooo funny....

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

"You know the holocaust? It was the opposite of that."
?

[Nuggets4]

"Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle"

Long story short -- two guys watch "The Gift" just to see Katie Holmes topless. When we stumble across those two later in the movie, they're asked "How was the scene?". That was their reply.

[orange 4 life]

great photo of phil pez.

if him missing that chip wasnt still bothering me today, i wouldve got a big laugh out of that one!!

[Crush Girl]

I thought that picture was the funniest thing! LOL! I saw that on Yahoo pictures & actually sent it to Maxim for their "found porn" section...

"Phil Mickelson missed his putt but he still scored!"

[TheNextStep]

So my volleyball league started up the other day. I play volleyball competitively. My biggest gripe about volleyball leagues has ALWAYS been that it is the one sport that everyone thinks they can play.

"Hey, I'm starting up a basketball team..." = "Nah, I can't even dribble."
"Hey, I'm starting up a hockey team..." = "Nah, I can't skate."
"Hey, I'm starting up a football team..." = "Nah, I can't catch."
"Hey, I'm starting up a volleyball team..." = "Oh, hey! I played that at my church picnic three years ago and I was pretty darned good!"

No, most people ARE NOT. Very frustrating.

Anyway, some of my teammates aren't the best volleyball players you've ever seen so our opening night double-header saw me diving for a save on the second hit entirely too often.

Yesterday and today has made me realize something...

Jamie,

I know that over the last couple of months you've decided that my humor and wit were irresistable enough that you were willing to overlook the fact that I'm married and I'm a Raider fan... but I have to tell you that I just don't meet your demographic. I'm not 18-25, as my sore body reminds me every time I move. No, please don't cry, Jamie. This has nothing to do with you. It's my fault or maybe it just wasn't meant to be. Just remember that this, too, shall pass... and you will surely one day recover and love again.

[Mile High Shack]

So my volleyball league started up the other day. I play volleyball competitively. My biggest gripe about volleyball leagues has ALWAYS been that it is the one sport that everyone thinks they can play.

"Hey, I'm starting up a basketball team..." = "Nah, I can't even dribble."
"Hey, I'm starting up a hockey team..." = "Nah, I can't skate."
"Hey, I'm starting up a football team..." = "Nah, I can't catch."
"Hey, I'm starting up a volleyball team..." = "Oh, hey! I played that at my church picnic three years ago and I was pretty darned good!"

No, most people ARE NOT. Very frustrating.

Anyway, some of my teammates aren't the best volleyball players you've ever seen so our opening night double-header saw me diving for a save on the second hit entirely too often.

Yesterday and today has made me realize something...

Jamie,

I know that over the last couple of months you've decided that my humor and wit were irresistable enough that you were willing to overlook the fact that I'm married and I'm a Raider fan... but I have to tell you that I just don't meet your demographic. I'm not 18-25, as my sore body reminds me every time I move. No, please don't cry, Jamie. This has nothing to do with you. It's my fault or maybe it just wasn't meant to be. Just remember that this, too, shall pass... and you will surely one day recover and love again.


Aside from the hitting on Jaimiebronco I feel your pain

I play bball every Thursday and I usually end up with some sort of malady the next morning or that night

I woke up with a sore shoulder this morning and I have no idea why or how my shoulder go hurt

And yeah….I don’t fit Jamie’s demographic either….a tad too on the old side for her….and oh yeah…married and all that.

[Rock Chalk]

Smoke much weed TNS?

[TheNextStep]

Smoke much weed TNS?
Never touched it, Alec... though I think there was a time in my early twenties where my liver begged me to give it a shot, just so it could have a weekend off...

[OrangeEmperor]

I'm new here, wondering if there are any male Bronco fans (18-25) that are wanna meet a Bronco Girl...


Yeah sure. If you want I'll give ya a roggering. However if any kids come of it, you're on you own:)

[Sassy]

Yeah sure. If you want I'll give ya a roggering. However if any kids come of it, you're on you own:)
There are things you can do about that ya know rofl! Ha! LOL!
(Just giving you a bad time...)

[Mtbrncofn]

Wow, this is taking a decidedly dirty turn.

[TheNextStep]

Wow, this is taking a decidedly dirty turn.
I can't speak for anyone else but I know I bathed today.

[Sassy]

I can't speak for anyone else but I know I bathed today.
Yep...me too ;D

[TheNextStep]

I think I've narrowed it down to Kaylore, DenFan, or Blueflame...

[Kaylore]

I think I've narrowed it down to Kaylore, DenFan, or Blueflame...
Ok...you got me. :-X

[Crushaholic]

Wow, this is taking a decidedly dirty turn.

This was originally meant as a pick-up thread. What did you expect? ??? :woowoo:

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

"Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle"

Long story short -- two guys watch "The Gift" just to see Katie Holmes topless. When we stumble across those two later in the movie, they're asked "How was the scene?". That was their reply.


That was a great movie. I don't remember that part, but I do remember the part of the "Gift", were we get to see Katie's "talent" . Right now I could us a "slider" right now. Its 3:30am and just got back from the club. Y'know got to fight that "Hormonal angst".

[Odysseus]

This thread is sooooo funny....

Too funny.

Poor DenFan38!

[elsid13]

It appears that Old Mane dating service is working intended to.

Bunch of overhill guys driving away young females. I love the internet

[Sassy]

It appears that Old Mane dating service is working intended to.

Bunch of overhill guys driving away young females. I love the internet
The Old Mane Dating Service...Ha! That's funny...
Am I a part of that?
Nah...I'm too old ;D

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

It appears that Old Mane dating service is working intended to.

Bunch of overhill guys driving away young females. I love the internet
Dating servise?!? Sign me up!!!

[TheNextStep]

Hey, I'm completely down for an Orangemane dating service... just so long as nobody tells my wife, it doesn't cost me any money, and I don't ever have to meet or be particularly nice to anybody.

When do we work on our personal ads? My rough draft goes like this:

"F*** you, you internet sleaze bag. You're probably a 56 year old plumber, sitting around with your ass-crack hanging out, hating what your life's become, and hoping that I'm an impressionable 14 year old girl that you can lure across state lines for sex with the promise of free cigarettes and Mad Dog 20/20. Well, I'm not. I'm a guy who wants nothing to do with you and thinks that you're disgusting. I hope the Feds catch you and throw you in Federal 'pound you in the ass' prison. Die, f***er. Die. Interested? Serious replies only, please."

Personally, I think I start strong but think the weak ending might not appeal to the hotties, you know? Any advice is welcomed.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Ok?

[TheNextStep]

Ok?
Yeah, it's okay. My wife thinks my sense of humor is pretty warped at times, too.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Yeah, it's okay. My wife thinks my sense of humor is pretty warped at times, too.
Now I see.

[TheNextStep]

Now I see.
I take it you've been drinking. Generally speaking, I tend to find that the more drunk the person I'm talking to, the funnier I seem to be. It's a gift I have.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

I take it you've been drinking. Generally speaking, I tend to find that the more drunk the person I'm talking to, the funnier I seem to be. It's a gift I have.

Yes!!!

[Mtbrncofn]

Hey, I'm completely down for an Orangemane dating service... just so long as nobody tells my wife, it doesn't cost me any money, and I don't ever have to meet or be particularly nice to anybody.

When do we work on our personal ads? My rough draft goes like this:

"F*** you, you internet sleaze bag. You're probably a 56 year old plumber, sitting around with your ass-crack hanging out, hating what your life's become, and hoping that I'm an impressionable 14 year old girl that you can lure across state lines for sex with the promise of free cigarettes and Mad Dog 20/20. Well, I'm not. I'm a guy who wants nothing to do with you and thinks that you're disgusting. I hope the Feds catch you and throw you in Federal 'pound you in the ass' prison. Die, f***er. Die. Interested? Serious replies only, please."

Personally, I think I start strong but think the weak ending might not appeal to the hotties, you know? Any advice is welcomed.

Hilarious! TNS, you kill me. If that doesn't appeal to the hotties, I don't know what would.

[SoCalBronco]

Dating servise?!? Sign me up!!!

Same here. :thumbsup:

[Mtbrncofn]

Same here. :thumbsup:

Oh come on, SoCal. You're so sweet, you must have the ladies beating down your door.

[Sassy]

I think he's married...rofl!

[Mtbrncofn]

Holy ****! You're married, SoCal?!! I didn't know that.

[SoCalBronco]

I think he's married...rofl!

nope, not me. i dont think ultimate soldier is either. Its either that or he isnt happy in his marraige. ugh!~

[Mile High Shack]

Holy ****! You're married, SoCal?!! I didn't know that.

you act like that is a bad thing...lol

[SoCalBronco]

Holy ****! You're married, SoCal?!! I didn't know that.

Nope im not.

[Mtbrncofn]

you act like that is a bad thing...lol

No, not at all. It's just that I've talked with him quite a few times, and I feel like a dumbass if I never picked up on him being married!

[Mtbrncofn]

Nope im not.

Aha! I didn't think so.

[Sassy]

Ahhh...must have mixed you up with someone else...sorry Socal...
Most of the guys on here are married, I think.

[Mile High Shack]

yeah most of us have taken the plunge.....

although with some guys (not saying anyone in here....just my experience) it doesn't matter

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

nope, not me. i dont think ultimate soldier is either. Its either that or he isnt happy in his marraige. ugh!~


I'm not married. But do I sound that unhappy?

[Nuggets4]

Bump because someone needed to do it after the picture thread incident.

[alkemical]

I'm not, you saucey ladies of the mane!

[Mtbrncofn]

LOL ames!

[Mtbrncofn]

Oh for cryin' out loud!! I just happend to scroll up to get out of here and notice where this thread is located....the Ring of Fame!! Ha!

[anthonypacino]

I'm still single but the title of this thread kinda scares me with all this NBC Datline stuff on air everyweek.

[alkemical]

LOL ames!


What words would a mere man like myself say to a woman? If i compare her to a sunset, it isn't fair. For a woman's true beauty looks even more stunning than the colours that paint the sky come dusk? If i compare her to a flower, it is unjust - for the beauty a woman bestows is nothing short of breathtaking and doesn't wilt, but extends and expounds her beauty in more rich a texture than any flower. the only thing i can bestow upon ye women, is that everything that god has created upon earth and in the heavens that shows beauty, is merley a poor replication of a smile freely given to me by such a woman.


Oh and guys - if you ever ever use that - i expect royalties.

[Mtbrncofn]

I'm still single but the title of this thread kinda scares me with all this NBC Datline stuff on air everyweek.


Chris Hansen.....is that you? Ha!

[Mtbrncofn]

What words would a mere man like myself say to a woman? If i compare her to a sunset, it isn't fair. For a woman's true beauty looks even more stunning than the colours that paint the sky come dusk? If i compare her to a flower, it is unjust - for the beauty a woman bestows is nothing short of breathtaking and doesn't wilt, but extends and expounds her beauty in more rich a texture than any flower. the only thing i can bestow upon ye women, is that everything that god has created upon earth and in the heavens that shows beauty, is merley a poor replication of a smile freely given to me by such a woman.


Oh and guys - if you ever ever use that - i expect royalties.


Impressive, ames! :thumbs: This just doesn't fit with my perception of you....the guy that thinks a woman wearing her sweats and hair in a ponytail is just as sexy as anything else. ( I still think that's awesome. )

[alkemical]

Impressive, ames! :thumbs: This just doesn't fit with my perception of you....the guy that thinks a woman wearing her sweats and hair in a ponytail is just as sexy as anything else. ( I still think that's awesome. )


Oh but i am that guy mtbrncofn - To me nothing is more beautiful than when a woman is herself. I don't like to let people know too much that i can spin honey laced words - i save some of that stuff for the women i really appreciate. Although - I do like to drop that stuff from time to time just to make a woman smile.

[heydensmom]

Impressive, ames! :thumbs: This just doesn't fit with my perception of you....the guy that thinks a woman wearing her sweats and hair in a ponytail is just as sexy as anything else. ( I still think that's awesome. )
That is awesome...I like it when men appreciate a women for just being herself. Doesn't need her to have the perfect hair, flawless make up..lol 6 inch stilettos LOL.

[Pezman]

That is awesome...I like it when men appreciate a women for just being herself. Doesn't need her to have the perfect hair, flawless make up..lol 6 inch stilettos LOL.


mmmm stilettos :wiggle:

[Sassy]

That is awesome...I like it when men appreciate a women for just being herself. Doesn't need her to have the perfect hair, flawless make up..lol 6 inch stilettos LOL.
I agree!

[alkemical]

That is awesome...I like it when men appreciate a women for just being herself. Doesn't need her to have the perfect hair, flawless make up..lol 6 inch stilettos LOL.


Doesn't hurt from time to time though.....;)

[heydensmom]

Doesn't hurt from time to time though.....;)
ha it all comes back to stilettos....

[Pezman]

http://projectsanctuary.com/main/pics/red-stiletto.jpg

:thumbs:

[alkemical]

ha it all comes back to stilettos....


this may be true, but it doesn't end there.

[Mtbrncofn]

Doesn't hurt from time to time though.....;)


Speak for yourself! I've been in them once and that was enough....and it did frickin hurt! ;)

[broncocalijohn]

Oh but i am that guy mtbrncofn - To me nothing is more beautiful than when a woman is herself. I don't like to let people know too much that i can spin honey laced words - i save some of that stuff for the women i really appreciate. Although - I do like to drop that stuff from time to time just to make a woman smile.

My dad told me in 9th grade the best line that works for a girl thinking of bedding down with you. "I am a Man, you are a woman, we can make adult decisions!" He said even if you and the girl are 15 he said it worked. Damn pops started early with the BS. But stick with your sappy words amrsj. If you want respect and no sex for awhile, you got it good.

[alkemical]

There's a difference between sex, and actually loving a woman, even if it's for one night BCJ.

[broncocalijohn]

There's a difference between sex, and actually loving a woman, even if it's for one night BCJ.
I know the difference as I am married. I love the woman and I dont get the sex LOL!

[alkemical]

lol....

[BMF Bronco]

never....get....married....

[heydensmom]

I know the difference as I am married. I love the woman and I dont get the sex LOL!
All I can do is Laugh!! LOL

[Saddletramp]

Dang your horny guys. MissJen hasnt even been a member 24 hours and she is already getting hit on.

[BMF Bronco]

Dang your horny guys. MissJen hasnt even been a member 24 hours and she is already getting hit on.
Mr. Pot, I'd like you to meet Mr. Kettle, I think you'll find you have something in common.

[Old Dude]

Will you kids please try to keep it down in here?

You've got all the neighborhood dogs barking now, and I'm trying to get some sleep.

[BMF Bronco]

Go to sleep old man, you have a long day ahead of drinking and beating the **** out of your goat.

[denver5459]

Mr. Pot, I'd like you to meet Mr. Kettle, I think you'll find you have something in common.

LOL Great call BMF; Saddletramp needs to look in the mirror. He's been hitting on MissJen more than snyone on here.

[BurgundyNGold]

wow i didn't expect so many people to respond so quick and because i didn't want i wanted to talk to someone my own age- i guess i'm a slut. whatever.
That guy in the pic, is he... is he actually wearing a candy fricken necklace?

Doh!

[Saddletramp]

LOL Great call BMF; Saddletramp needs to look in the mirror. He's been hitting on MissJen more than snyone on here.
you are just mad because she wont give you the time of day much less anything else.


:approve: :approve:

[denver5459]

you are just mad because she wont give you the time of day much less anything else.


:approve: :approve:

LOL Oh if you only knew!!

[smalltowngrll]

You all just crack me up.....:rofl: And I've needed a good laugh!

if you men only new the life of a women on this site....I tell ya! :giggle:

[BMF Bronco]

You all just crack me up.....:rofl: And I've needed a good laugh!

if you men only new the life of a women on this site....I tell ya! :giggle:

Come on now, let's not group all the men in to one group! Some of us are worse than others! ROFL! :spit: LOL

[smalltowngrll]

Come on now, let's not group all the men in to one group! Some of us are worse than others! ROFL! :spit: LOL


I didn't say any of you were "bad"...unless you are volunteering that information!? Ha!

[BMF Bronco]

I didn't say any of you were "bad"...unless you are volunteering that information!? Ha!

Me, Bad!? Come on STG, I thought you knew me better than that!:thumbsup:

[smalltowngrll]

Me, Bad!? Come on STG, I thought you knew me better than that!:thumbsup:


Yes, I do! You are one of the good ones!! Very few of you out there!:thumbsup:

[BMF Bronco]

Yes, I do! You are one of the good ones!! Very few of you out there!:thumbsup:

shhhh! don't let that get out, I have a reputation to uphold you know! ;)

[Pezman]

Greatest...thread... EVAR!!!11! Ha!

[Kaylore]

I'm waiting for the latest picture of "Jamie" to show up and for half the board to believe once again that she really is the same girl in the last two pictures. Even if she looks like this:

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1008/20051201001001ll.jpg

I can see it now...

You know, I can see a strong resemblance in the cheek bones, but she obviously dyed her hair.

Hilarious!

[smalltowngrll]

Men.... :'( Ha!

[BMF Bronco]

Oh how I miss good ol' Saddletramp!

[heydensmom]

Can't we lock this thread ROFL!

[elsid13]

Can't we lock this thread ROFL!

Heck no, I'm still young (somewhat) and single. And the OM dating services hasn't done crap for me yet ;D

[BMF Bronco]

Heck no, I'm still young (somewhat) and single. And the OM dating services hasn't done crap for me yet ;D

Be careful for what you wish!!!! ROFL!

[elsid13]

Be careful for what you wish!!!! ROFL!

I'm single not stupid.

[BMF Bronco]

hahaha!

[Pezman]

Say, whatever happened to that Husker chick who made a week long apperance here last summer? Another hit-and-run one? Ha!

[BMF Bronco]

Say, whatever happened to that Husker chick who made a week long apperance here last summer? Another hit-and-run one? Ha!

which one is that? the one I introduced to the site? Hell I don't know, can't keep all my Biznatches straight!!!

[elsid13]

Say, whatever happened to that Husker chick who made a week long apperance here last summer? Another hit-and-run one? Ha!

Why she slap a restraining order on you??? ;D

[elsid13]

which one is that? the one I introduced to the site? Hell I don't know, can't keep all my Biznatches straight!!!

Heck I figured you named all your blow up dolls - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday*, Sunday ;D

* the originally Saturday broke

[Pezman]

which one is that? the one I introduced to the site? Hell I don't know, can't keep all my Biznatches straight!!!

Yeah! That thread belongs in the ROF too! Never have the horny men of this site seemed more pathetic, than when encountered by a cyber-babe trolling for some cyber-sugar daddy...

Elsid, as far as I can remember, I think Alec is the only one who dealt with the "real" Jamie. Well, him and Goatcheese. Ha!

[elsid13]

So the "I'm a professional photographer, it alright to take your clothes off" line didn't work huh.

if Goatcheese is Bobo the BlowsChefs go figure

[Pezman]

So the "I'm a professional photographer, it alright to take your clothes off" line didn't work huh.

if Goatcheese is Bobo the BlowsChefs go figure

You'd be amazed at how easily that line works on the beach :wiggle: ROFL!

[Ratboy]

Wow this thread is still going? Crazy ****.

[elsid13]

You'd be amazed at how easily that line works on the beach :wiggle: ROFL!

Amazingly, you'd be surprised how well it doesn't work at a crowd bar or nice restaurant

[Pezman]

Ah the classics ROFL!

[orange 4 life]

how ya doin pezzy!!!!!!!!!

i never check this forum (and havent been around much at all lately. long story) but figured i'd pop in and see whats here.
anyway, i remember this thread. cant believe its still going strong.

so, are you gonna make it out here this season?

lemme know if we can do anything to help if you are coming out.
mi casa su casa!!

jake

[BroncoBuff]

I have a very good friend in the Washington Park area of Denver who's single, and wants a wife and kids ... he's even okay with meeting a woman who already has children of her own.

He's a tall, slim, good looking caucasian, and VERY financially secure (owns several houses). At 47, he's actually clear to retire if he wants, and he's talked about maybe even relocating. I've known him since I was 6 years old, and I believe he has the best heart of near anyone I've ever met.

No catches here, 100% on the up and up. I suppose he's not the most exciting personality in the world, but he's one of the best (and a big Broncos fan). If anybody knows a single woman in Denver .... PM me.

[theAPAOps5]

He lives in Wash Park. Buy his ass a puppy and go for walks daily. Its the ultimate ice breaker and the "talent" at that park is better than any bar, singles mixer, website combined.

[BroncoBuff]

He lives in Wash Park. Buy his ass a puppy and go for walks daily. Its the ultimate ice breaker and the "talent" at that park is better than any bar, singles mixer, website combined.
Thanks ... sounds like pretty good advice. I'll pass that along ...

[BroncoBuff]

If anybody knows a single woman in Denver .... PM me.
NOBODY knows any single women in Denver? I thought single women in their late 30s and 40s were borderline desperate ??? I've erased and re-posted that post three times in the last three months ... I can't believe nobody knows any single women looking for somebody.

This guy is a MAJOR catch ... financially secure, wants kids, sane ???

[theAPAOps5]

Its an ecclectic park. You have all ages, demographics, and usually the ones at the park are the ones enjoying life, athletic, and outgoing. Perfect place to meet a lady as opposed to the bars where all you meet is a very short term relationship.

[elsid13]

NOBODY knows any single women in Denver? I thought single women in their late 30s and 40s were borderline desperate ??? I've erased and re-posted that post three times in the last three months ... I can't believe nobody knows any single women looking for somebody.

This guy is a MAJOR catch ... financially secure, wants kids, sane ???

Dude do you really think pimping him on Bronco Website doesn't make him sound desperate?

[BroncoBuff]

Well, he does play volleyball there sometimes ... his house is on the south end of the park, a corner lot right off I-25. He's a quiet guy, but not crazy-quiet or anything.

He was with me at th Broncos-Titans MNF game, that's him on the right with his back to the camera

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5729/meck77ew1gm8.jpg
BroncoBuff - Front of bus in Daniel Graham jersey, with the sun shining over his shoulder (of course...) :sunshine:

[BroncoBuff]

Dude do you really think pimping him on Bronco Website doesn't make him sound desperate?
Are you serious, DUDE? I'm the one posting here ... not him. I don't think he'd be to thrilled about it actually, I just hate to see him lonely.

[BroncoBuff]

Besides, elsid .... I didn't start this thread, nor did I post in the first 15 pages. So can't you find somebody else to callously insult on the most sensitive of personal topics?

[broncocalijohn]

Besides, elsid .... I didn't start this thread, nor did I post in the first 15 pages. So can't you find somebody else to callously insult on the most sensitive of personal topics?

I hope you are kidding BB! You realize this is the site that sent a retired old timer to leave the Mane within 5 posts of his Bazi and Mark Jackson thread (then to the butt). You did post on the famous Jamie thread and we didnt know this was the personals. I think you are doing a nice thing for your buddy but it is pretty funny. Plus, i would think that "most sensitive of personal topics" isnt covered under Looking for a wife. I do hope he finds his "desperate housewife". It isnt fair that not every guy is being rejected for sex.

[elsid13]

Are you serious, DUDE? I'm the one posting here ... not him. I don't think he'd be to thrilled about it actually, I just hate to see him lonely.

I not try to be insensitive, but this thread was running joke and not a serious attempt to match folks .

And it great that you hate to see him lonely, have you asked the question how you would feel if someone was doing this to you on public sports message board? (especial since you might meet some of the folks at tailgate with him) I would kill any of my buddies if they attempted something similar. I would be beyond pissed at them, and might end the friendship. At the end of the day, he is the one that needs to do something about it not you. My $0.02, which isn't worth whole lot.

[BroncoBuff]

I not try to be insensitive, but this thread was running joke and not a serious attempt to match folks .

And it great that you hate to see him lonely, have you asked the question how you would feel if someone was doing this to you on public sports message board? (especial since you might meet some of the folks at tailgate with him) I would kill any of my buddies if they attempted something similar. I would be beyond pissed at them, and might end the friendship. At the end of the day, he is the one that needs to do something about it not you. My $0.02, which isn't worth whole lot.
Other than the fact that this thread was more joking than I first thought - which I just realized - I don't understand a word of what you're saying. Your posts are in fact very insensitive. You do realize that most couples in this world were set up/introduced to one another by friends, don't you? There are dating sites all OVER the Internet - I just saw a commercial for one not 10 minutes ago on ESPN. To poke fun at a person tring to help a friend meet poeple is beneath you. And btw, he's not the least bit desperate - screw you for saying so. He's not posting here, I am. I thought (and still think) a Broncos fan like him might be a decent setup. Maybe you don't realize, but there are/have been several couples who met on this board - in fact one OM couple just got married last month.

He might not necessarily like me posting this here, but he sure as heck wouldn't be angry about it ... there's not much to be angry about. The fact you think it's such a terrible thing says more about you than it does about he or I.

[BroncoBuff]

And to answer your question, no. If I were single and a friend posted such things here I would first be kinda humble that he thought enough of me to go out of his way, and second I'd wonder who answered his post. And that's the truth.

[Sassy]

Other than the fact that this thread was more joking than I first thought - which I just realized - I don't understand a word of what you're saying. Your posts are in fact very insensitive. You do realize that most couples in this world were set up/introduced to one another by friends, don't you? There are dating sites all OVER the Internet - I just saw a commercial for one not 10 minutes ago on ESPN. To poke fun at a person tring to help a friend meet poeple is beneath you. And btw, he's not the least bit desperate - screw you for saying so. He's not posting here, I am. I thought (and still think) a Broncos fan like him might be a decent setup. Maybe you don't realize, but there are/have been several couples who met on this board - in fact one OM couple just got married last month.

He might not necessarily like me posting this here, but he sure as heck wouldn't be angry about it ... there's not much to be angry about. The fact you think it's such a terrible thing says more about you than it does about he or I.

Some of us just accidently met on the Mane ... Ha! Who got married ???

[BMF Bronco]

CBF1 and Chica?

[BroncoBuff]

That's who I was thinking ...

[CBF1]

Buff, we met through the Orange Mane !Booya!

[alkemical]

not that there's anything wrong with that.....

[broncocalijohn]

Buff, we met through the Orange Mane !Booya!

so the meet up in LA with your brother was a threesome or just getting his approval over beers? Oh, the mane caters to all types of love. I hear Boob meet Mock's farm animals thanks to the Mane. So, I guess Sassy and Hogan got married (again!) CONGRATS!

[BroncoBuff]

so the meet up in LA with your brother was a threesome or just getting his approval over beers? Oh, the mane caters to all types of love.
Make fun if you must, but what we have is REAL! It's REAL, man!

[BroncoBuff]

Calm down.

Im not getting married.

Im in it for the...conversation.
Man ... this is an OLD thread. I just realized most of it happened before I was even on the Mane. Alec just celebrated his 2nd birthday as a married man, and he's a dad too.

[CBF1]

Make fun if you must, but what we have is REAL! It's REAL, man!

BCJ is just mad... On his trip to LA, We bent him over the barstool, put his boxers on backwards and charged faider fan $2.00 a minute for favors performed on BCJ. :pimp:

[crawdad]

ROFL! LOL

BCJ is just mad... On his trip to LA, We bent him over the barstool, put his boxers on backwards and charged faider fan $2.00 a minute for favors performed on BCJ. :pimp:

[broncocalijohn]

BCJ is just mad... On his trip to LA, We bent him over the barstool, put his boxers on backwards and charged faider fan $2.00 a minute for favors performed on BCJ. :pimp:


I was promised half that pot. Thank God Faider fan was tiny.

[Kaylore]

I'm still laughing at all the people who bought this load of crap thread!Ha!

Kudos to the real relationships formed here. ^5