Ask the person below you a Question

[BroncoFox]

I need to start at least one offseason thread.

In case the subject is confusing...

I'll ask a question like, "Defensive line: Huge and strong, or small and quick? The next person to post will answer it and ask another question for the next person. Have fun everyone.

Orange Unis or predominantly Orange unis?

[Rock Chalk]

Orange unis.

Bell or Q?

[bilrob]

Q to start.


Will Santonio Beard make the squad?

[Sideburn]

Bell.
Why do dogs have cold noses?

[vnillathunda]

Bell.
Why do dogs have cold noses?
to cool their balls

who will back up plummer

[Rock Chalk]

Plan K.

Why does methane stink?

[BroncoFox]

It doesn't, you are just prejudiced against methane. :)

Reality TV or Cartoons?

[Rock Chalk]

Cartoons.

Spit or swallow?

[Arkie]

LOL What a way to kill a thread!

[Arkie]

Q to start.


Will Santonio Beard make the squad?

Yes. Who will be the #3 WR?

[SteveTensi13]

Darius Watts.

Will Mobley retire or play next year?

[Rock Chalk]

Retire.

Does KC have a chance in hell of improving their D?

[SteveTensi13]

About as much as a snowballs chance in hell.

Jessica Alba or the Olsen twins?

[Arkie]

Well, considering they had the worst defense in 25 years, it's not much of a challenge to improve. I say yes, they can become the 2nd worst defense in 25 years.

Why are we here?

[Pezman]

To cheer for Broncos!!!

What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

[Arkie]

You stumped me there. 11.6 knots maybe?

[Mtbrncofn]

I have no idea about swallows, but to keep this going.

Salty or sweet?

[listopencil]

To cheer for Broncos!!!

What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?


African or European?

[Pezman]

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

[Rock Chalk]

Both (salty and sweet)!

Death before dishonor or dishonor before death?

[SJ Bronco]

BOTH! BIG TIME!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[OrangeDoofus]

Neither. The first chicken and the fist egg appeared simultaneously from the primordial ooze.

Griese: Injuries, lack of heart, lack of skill, all of the above, or none of the above?

[SJ Bronco]

What, no lack of testicles?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[listopencil]

BOTH! BIG TIME!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?


The egg.

Jurassic Non-Chicken » Egg » Triassic Non-Chicken » Egg » || History Continues || » Great Grandmother of Chicken » Egg à Grandmother of Chicken » Egg » Mother of Chicken » Egg » FIRST CHICKEN » Egg » Another Chicken » Egg-cetera.

With each successive generation, a nonchicken evolved closer to what became the first chicken. That first chicken arrived into this world from the confines of an egg. So, what came first? Clearly the egg preceded the chicken. Further, it does not matter where you draw the line between what you may call a chicken and a nonchicken. If for example, in the above diagram, you decide that the nonchicken identified as “Mother of Chicken” contained enough “essence of chickenness” to be identified as the chicken, then this creature was still preceded by, and came forth from an egg.


http://radicalpedagogy.icaap.org/content/issue5_2/04_garner.html

[watermock]

"setting the record straight"

Gag and Clean up.

Now...

Toilet Seat.

Up or down. We leave it up, no pee on the seat, but she falls into the bowl because she's well...

down, she sits down on tinkles and has cause to blame you for Mono.

Up or down?

[dustybottoms]

either all the way down or all the way up. the toilet SEAT is different from the toilet LID. none of this in-between shiat.


what is the average rainfall of the Amazon basin?

[watermock]

What do we have to keep our eye out for this time?

[dustybottoms]

nope. it was 100-180 inches/year. give or take a few

[orinjkrush]

We must keep our eyes open for blinding flashes of the obvious.

Will Mike Shanahan give us the "deer in the headlights" look during the first KC game?

[ØrangeÇrush]

No,

Will Lionel Dalton hit up Krispy Kreme before the game?

[FADERPROOF]

No,

Will Lionel Dalton hit up Krispy Kreme before the game?

Yes and...

How many times will he hit up Krispy Kreme before the game?

[jet19]

its a night game i say 4
how many krispy creams will dalton eat at halftime?

[FADERPROOF]

its a night game i say 4
how many krispy creams will dalton eat at halftime?

20, to make up for the 10 calories that he burned while playing.

Why is Ohio State so damn good at football?

[broncoblue]

up....3 lads out number the 1 female .


tred?brazilian or not?

[Evenrude]

20, to make up for the 10 calories that he burned while playing.

Why is Ohio State so damn good at football?

They're not, it just appears that way because they play in a wussy conferance.... ;D

Who will draft earlier in next years draft... Oakland or San Deigo?

[McDortoh]

They're not, it just appears that way because they play in a wussy conferance.... ;D

Who will draft earlier in next years draft... Oakland or San Deigo?

The lions as the chargers trade the pick.

Who will have more rushing yrds priest or denver RBBC???

[o_robbie]

Between 3 and 7.

Has earth ever been visited by Aliens?

[o_robbie]

The lions as the chargers trade the pick.

Who will have more rushing yrds priest or denver RBBC???

Denver RBBC


Butt sex...good or overrated?

[Tredici]

up....3 lads out number the 1 female .


tred?brazilian or not?

You first. After seeing how you survive the hot crotch wax, then I'll decide.
I pretty much think if it's something guys won't do, then it's stupid.

Hahahahhahahhaha.

Jungle or Australian animals?

[o_robbie]

You first. After seeing how you survive the hot crotch wax, then I'll decide.
I pretty much think if it's something guys won't do, then it's stupid.

Hahahahhahahhaha.

Jungle or Australian animals?

Australian

Why won't anyone answer my questions?

[RaiderH8r]

Denver RBBC


Butt sex...good or overrated?
That's a question for the ages. But I'm sure Robb has a scripture about it.

Bigger upset :Tyson V. Douglas or St. of Indiana V. Tyson?

[orange 4 life]

Denver RBBC


Butt sex...good or overrated?

good doesnt even cover it. incredibly good.
as i post this, i see why no one else has touched it. slippery.

as a man, giving it to a woman is great. that should be concise enough.

rod smith. more or less than 1000 yards this year?

[Spider]

<a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1220" target="_blank">Rod Smith</a> does , cause Jake Knows the offense better ..........

What the hell is going on here? ............

[SJ Bronco]

The egg.

Jurassic Non-Chicken » Egg » Triassic Non-Chicken » Egg » || History Continues || » Great Grandmother of Chicken » Egg à Grandmother of Chicken » Egg » Mother of Chicken » Egg » FIRST CHICKEN » Egg » Another Chicken » Egg-cetera.

With each successive generation, a nonchicken evolved closer to what became the first chicken. That first chicken arrived into this world from the confines of an egg. So, what came first? Clearly the egg preceded the chicken. Further, it does not matter where you draw the line between what you may call a chicken and a nonchicken. If for example, in the above diagram, you decide that the nonchicken identified as “Mother of Chicken” contained enough “essence of chickenness” to be identified as the chicken, then this creature was still preceded by, and came forth from an egg.

OMG! Thats a spit reaction! thanks listo! LMAO! LOL Now I gotta buy a new keyboard. Rep comming if it will let me.

[o_robbie]

That's a question for the ages. But I'm sure Robb has a scripture about it.

Bigger upset :Tyson V. Douglas or St. of Indiana V. Tyson?


Douglas over Tyson.


Blondes or Red Heads?

[OrangeDoofus]

Preferably a blonde and a redhead.

More annoying: Paige or Lincicome?

[TheManeMan]

Blondes...


Garrison Hearst - Over/Under 7 games played?

[broncolife]

Over 7 games. Which nut is bigger my left or my right?

[o_robbie]

Over 7 games. Which nut is bigger my left or my right?

Your wife told me they are both pretty small.

Talking Smack or Trash Talking?

[TheManeMan]

how about Talking Sh!t?

[broncolife]

Your wife told me they are both pretty small.

Talking Smack or Trash Talking?
Trick question. Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious! I dont have any.........................hmmm... ...........................hmmm... .................................................. hmmm...................................... :-[
















JK,plus I dont have a wife.

[bendog]

You can have my wife ... if I can keep the dog and little girl dog. (joke)

[Hogan11]

Watchin' Fuse TV here and I just gotta ask:

Why are the Beastie Boys on the rock countdown when they're not a rock band?

[DivineLegion]

Because the people who made that list are probably the same people that call Led Zeppelin a Metal band

[Sassy]

Tan lines or no tan lines (on your significant other...) :devil:

[Blueflame]

Tan lines or no tan lines (on your significant other...) :devil:

He definitely has 'em... (tan lines) :D

Tan lines or no tan lines... (on you)?

[ØrangeÇrush]

my butt is white that should answer that...back to football

vermeil crys at halftime or after we squash them 27-13?

[DivineLegion]

KC wins the coin toss and chooses to recive...after the kick off, the first play of the game TrINT Green throws an interception to Champ Baily thinking he can beat Champ...Dick Vermeil starts weaping


whats better beating the cheifs or the Faders

[ØrangeÇrush]

sex.

Does Robb always hijack threads with sermons?

[SJ Bronco]

Does a rooster have a red kneck and and a brown ass? (anwser to the rob question)

Long hair or short hair on men is cool?

[FADERPROOF]

Does a rooster have a red kneck and and a brown ass? (anwser to the rob question)

Long hair or short hair on men is cool?

I prefer short hair, although long hair is cool as long as you are in a band.

Question for guys here(heards this on the radio earlier today, would you rather shave the downstairs region or chest and stomach area?

[BroncoFox]

"Question for guys here(heards this on the radio earlier today, would you rather shave the downstairs region or chest and stomach area?"

Well I didn't want to answer the spit or swallow question, so I will be fiesty and answer this guy one: I'd rather you guys shave your downstairs area.

Broncos: 11-5 or less and sneak in, or 12-4 or more and go in with a roar?

[Rock Chalk]

Not shaving anything but my face.

No way in hell is a sharp object going near my "downstairs area"

12-4 or more with a roar baby!

Foreplay or not?

[FADERPROOF]

Not shaving anything but my face.

No way in hell is a sharp object going near my "downstairs area"

12-4 or more with a roar baby!

Foreplay or not?

I hear ya, as clumsy as I am, no way am I taking a razor down there.

I can always go for a little foreplay.

bassist in a big rock band, or lead singer in a boy band?

[TheManeMan]

Bassist in a rock band...

Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?

[DivineLegion]

Bassist seeing as I am a bassist...

Roadie or Groupie

[sutoazul]

Paccino


you preffer a good ass or a great rack??

Or both??

[watermock]

Best way for men to shave the nether region? Been asked but kinda scary. It's not the chinny chin chin we are talking about here. And when did God allow men to do the splits?

If only the hair fell out there instead of our noggins! It's like some cruel joke. God transplants hair from your head and places it while your asleep into your nose, ears, eyebrows and ass.

Oh, Suto. Good Ass. You can always manufacture a rack.

[Crushaholic]

you preffer a good ass or a great rack??

Or both??

The ass is nice, but the rack is the thing... :~ohyah!:

Will John Lynch take over the leadership role in the defense from Al Wilson?

[JCMElway]

Will John Lynch take over the leadership role in the defense from <a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/133451" target="_blank">Al Wilson</a>?[/QUOTE]

Not totally. Wilson will still be a vocal leader and make play calls, but Lynch will add his experience and fire as well. And this is a good thing. When we won SB 32 we had several leaders on defense: Al Williams, Romo, Atwater, and Braxton. Lynch will help to lead the D, but there won't be a power struggle. Wilson is the man.

If you had your choice as a rookie would you take Floyd Little or Terrel Davis?

[Hogan11]

The ass is nice, but the rack is the thing... :~ohyah!:

Will John Lynch take over the leadership role in the defense from <a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/133451" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/133451" target="_blank">Al Wilson</a></a>?


No way...Wilson stays the main leader.

...and I'm also an ass man, so I'll take that over the rack.

I'm a bassist as well...so Bass it is.

and DeNiro over Pachino easily

I'm not touching the shaving question at all.

Floyd Little in a heartbeat.

MXC or WWE?

[watermock]

I'm still waiting to find out how to shave my balls without castrating myself.

Lynch will be a solid addition but isn't quite what he was. Hopefully he can run back a 98 yard interception against Gannon for the ultimate revenge.

MXC without question.

8 Ball or 9 ball?

[TheManeMan]

Both...I like to play 1 pocket as well...


Burger King fries or McDonalds fries?

[Hogan11]

No love for 3 Ball?? 8 Ball.

as for fries...Wendys

I'll keep the fast food theme going...chicken time!!

KFC, Popeyes or Bogangles??

[watermock]

I got a 99 cent Hardees spicy chicken that's not bad the other day.

Gotta go with McFries cause they put ball juice on them.

Hardees fries have to be the worst. Hard, cold, undersalted and bland.

Otherwise Hardees is pretty good. Great Thickburgers for Omnivores.

F-22 or Joint Strike Fighter?

[SJ Bronco]

Churches chicken, no question.

[SJ Bronco]

Anyone had that new double six dollar burger?

[orange 4 life]

Anyone had that new double six dollar burger?

i can eat a ton.
growing up, i was called the human garbage disposal.

even for me that sounds like alot. zowie!

let me know if you try it.

jake

[orange crusher]

No love for 3 Ball?? 8 Ball.

as for fries...Wendys

I'll keep the fast food theme going...chicken time!!

KFC, Popeyes or Bogangles??

KFC

Backup QB - Danny Kanell or Danny Partridge?

[watermock]

Ms. Partridge. or Marsha.

Fur Burger or Shaved?

[Popps]

Fur Burger or Shaved?

Variety is the spice of life.

---


If you could make one song disappear so you never heard it again, what would it be?

[SJ Bronco]

I'll admit, i tried it, I finished it. Im a fool I know, but I had too! The comercials were giving ME a direct challenge! LOL It was good, no doubt, if you like Burgers, it was good, BUT I won't eat another burger for a while. I didn't eat anything else that day. I was feeling a little...errrr..out of sorts. It was woth it man. it was worth it.

[orange crusher]

Ms. Partridge. or Marsha.

Fur Burger or Shaved?

Shaved, I don't like getting poked in the eye.

George W., John Kerry, or Al Bundy?

[SJ Bronco]

Al bundy, thats easy.

Tall women or short women?

[jet19]

short... im scared of sasquatches!

how many weeks until dick vermiel cries?

[SJ Bronco]

He isn't crying right now? I didn't know he stopped after the playoffs last year.



Crab or Lobster?

[Hogan11]

Al Bundy for President.....imagine that for a second.

There's a place 20 miles from where I live that offers up a burger for 7 smacks...it's the size of a freakin' frizbee, you can't even pick it up fully dressed.

lobster

151 or Wild Turkey?

[SJ Bronco]

151, can't live without it.

Mixed drinks or beer?

[Tredici]

Beer.

Does size really matter or is it just what you do with it?

[SJ Bronco]

In my case, both.

LOL

if you were 80 years old, and could get viagra, would you hit on 20 year olds?

[Hogan11]

In my case, both.

LOL

if you were 80 years old, and could get viagra, would you hit on 20 year olds?


Damn right I would....once legal, age is a barrier that's all in the head....(or maybe I'm just saying that now 'cause I'm getting older Yikes! )


You tell us on the size question Tred ;D

[Tredici]

No way Hogan. It's one of those questions men are destined to ponder.

I mean it's like apples or oranges?

[SJ Bronco]

But if you could have both you would right tred?

Hey how big is too big tred?

[ØrangeÇrush]

he's crying right now....

internet porn or DVD porn?

[SJ Bronco]

DVD if its a rental

What will laker fans do next year with no championship to watch?

[sutoazul]

No love for 3 Ball?? 8 Ball.

as for fries...Wendys

I'll keep the fast food theme going...chicken time!!

KFC, Popeyes or Bogangles??

I love my 2 BALLS!! ;)


What team will be in second place in the AFCW? KC or OAK??

[ØrangeÇrush]

The Laker 2004 Championship t-shirts and hats bonfire...

Cats or Dogs?

[SJ Bronco]

it will be a tie, CHoakland , KFC, and Suck de eggo.

Why do they show the WNBA wich nobody watches on ABC all day every day, but hockey can't get on ABC in the playoffs?

[SJ Bronco]

The Laker 2004 Championship t-shirts and hats bonfire...

Cats or Dogs?

To eat, Dogs, to own, niether.

[TheManeMan]

White people (WNBA > NHL)...everybody else (NHL > WNBA)

Would you rather get hit anywhere (except below the belt) with a golf club swung by Mark McGwire or Get punched in the face by Mike Tyson?

[SJ Bronco]

Definatly hit in the face by Mike but someone better be there to pull him off me, or that one punch could turn into murder.



While we are on the subject:

If you could pick anyone to punch in the face, who would it be. (anyone can answer this one)

[broncoblue]

Definatly hit in the face by Mike but someone better be there to pull him off me, or that one punch could turn into murder.



While we are on the subject:

If you could pick anyone to punch in the face, who would it be. (anyone can answer this one)
AL DAVIES just for hell of it.



id slap brittanys butt as long as she wore her school uniform lol

whose butt butt would you slap?

[Blueflame]

Dale Carter needs a good punch to the face... ;D

[Blueflame]

AL DAVIES just for hell of it.



id slap brittanys butt as long as she wore her school uniform lol

whose butt butt would you slap?

I could enjoy slapping Shannon Sharpe's butt... ;D

[SJ Bronco]

Whos butt would I slap? blue flames avatar to start. Then I'd work my way to kelly Hu

What Bronco would you like to see in the DL?

[TheManeMan]

If you could pick anyone to punch in the face, who would it be. (anyone can answer this one)

This should be a whole other thread but here goes...please excuse the long list...



Pedro Martinez
Rich Gannon
Al Davis
Tim Brown
Warren Sapp
Chucky
TO
Derek Fisher
Shaq
Karl Malone (d*ck slap)
Gary Payton (d*ck slap)


to be continued...

[Sassy]

Dale Carter needs a good punch to the face... ;D
or deion or TO. ;D

[SJ Bronco]

yeah, you know I'll start a whole new thread.

[broncoblue]

I could enjoy slapping <a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1329" target="_blank">Shannon Sharpe </a>'s butt... ;D

CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT SHANNON ABOVE MY CUTE BUTT :(

[SJ Bronco]

My butts pretty awsome too. ;)

If you could switch places with anyone, would you, and who would it be?

[Blueflame]

CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT SHANNON ABOVE MY CUTE BUTT :(

rofl Shannon does have a very, very nice butt, though... ;D

[TheManeMan]

I'd switch places with Pat Bowlen or Mark Cuban...


Condoms or no Condoms?

[SJ Bronco]

Now champ, you have to look like them too.

[TheManeMan]

Now champ, you have to look like them too.


um...ok then...Antonio Banderas or Francesco Totti (pre-spitting incident)

[SJ Bronco]

I'd go for Shannon Sharpe or Wesley Snipes, just to be darker.

[broncoblue]

rofl Shannon does have a very, very nice butt, though... ;D
so do I LOL

[Blueflame]

so do I LOL

Hehehe... what is it you guys usually say? "This post is worthless without pics"? ;D ;D ;D

[SJ Bronco]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! BLUEFLAME! you don't know what your doing! Take it back, take it back! AHHHHHH these crazy fuqers will do it!

[broncoblue]

Hehehe... what is it you guys usually say? "This post is worthless without pics"? ;D ;D ;D
I shall have a look in the morrow to see if i can find my MOOONING pics LOL

[Blueflame]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! BLUEFLAME! you don't know what your doing! Take it back, take it back! AHHHHHH these crazy fuqers will do it!

rofl Ha! Hilarious!

Hmmm... I think I'd probably enjoy that.... but then, I'm kinda naughty. :giggle:

[SJ Bronco]

You'll enjoy it till one of the posters posts his big nasty, hairy, crusty, 300 pound, dingle berry infested, brown stained ass up there. then you'll be in a corner with a cross muttering incantations in a pale sheet of white while it will take the fire dept and brad pitt to coax you out and meanwhilst the OM just crashes never to be heard from again!

[ØrangeÇrush]

you'd go from naughty to naucious in just a few pics....

burger king or macdonalds?

[Blueflame]

I shall have a look in the morrow to see if i can find my MOOONING pics LOL

... it would only be appropriate to post 'em on a thread in the Butt! LOL

[Blueflame]

You'll enjoy it till one of the posters posts his big nasty, hairy, crusty, 300 pound, dingle berry infested, brown stained ass up there. then you'll be in a corner with a cross muttering incantations in a pale sheet of white while it will take the fire dept and brad pitt to coax you out and meanwhilst the OM just crashes never to be heard from again!

Hey, I didn't say I wanted to see Chef fan butts.... Yikes!

[SJ Bronco]

I want to see your avatars butt, tell her to bend over just a bit more. , can't we remove that skirt already?

[Blueflame]

I want to see your avatars butt, tell her to bend over just a bit more. , can't we remove that skirt already?

;D There's a larger pic of the gif posted in the Treehouse... 8')

[SJ Bronco]

larger, but is it naked? Oh the hell with it, if dude posts his ass, we gotta see yourz. its only fair, equal rights and all.

[Blueflame]

larger, but is it naked? Oh the hell with it, if dude posts his ass, we gotta see yourz. its only fair, equal rights and all.

Well, no it's not a naked pic...

Hmmmm... I don't have any "mooning" pics, though...

[SJ Bronco]

Digital camera, can get one up in mins if you hurry. ;)

[Blueflame]

Digital camera, can get one up in mins if you hurry. ;)

rofl While hubby would no doubt be happy to take the pic, I think he might frown on it being posted on the Mane. Ha!

So, guys... boxers or briefs?

[broncoblue]

Ahhhhhh Forgot My Diggy Lol Will See If Mrs Blues Awake Lol





New Thread Time

[SJ Bronco]

Boxers, briefs are for the small package guys who don't need the room.

Enough of that, when is ass cheek time?

[orange crusher]

Having the Chiefs defense or having a root canal?

[Blueflame]

The root canal... less pain and suffering...and for a shorter time, too...

Ice cream... chocolate or vanilla?

[broncoblue]

rasberry nipple.


curry or italian food?

[TheManeMan]

Italian any day...

Fellatio or Oral Copulation?

[SteveTensi13]

Oral !!

Less filling or taste great??

[Hogan11]

Taste great ..taste is everything.

Mexican food or Chinese food?

[Ratboy]

Mexican.


Have you ever cheated on your wife?

[SteveTensi13]

No, but wish I would have now that I'm divorced!

Denver Post or Rocky Mountain newspaper?

[RhymesayersDU]

Boxers, briefs are for the small package guys who don't need the room.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SJ Bronco again.

Anyways, Rocky Mountain News.

Would you rather go to hell for eternity or have to watch a football game live in the black hole with the homeless... errr raider nation?

[Crushaholic]

Would you rather go to hell for eternity or have to watch a football game live in the black hole with the homeless... errr raider nation?

I'll take the game. It doesn't last as long and I might get some enjoyment out of it. I would just have to make sure I hold on to my possessions.

Do you wear turtlenecks?

[Traveler]

I'll take the game. It doesn't last as long and I might get some enjoyment out of it. I would just have to make sure I hold on to my possessions.

Do you wear turtlenecks?

Mock turtle necks only.

Playboy or Penthouse?

[bendog]

Playboy,

Brats or Burgers?

[Arkie]

Playboy

If what we think controls us, who controls what we think?

[jet19]

Mock turtle necks only.

Playboy or Penthouse?
penthouse, girls are just as hot but take more off!


why cant you get a normal size glass of orange juice at any restaraunt?

[jet19]

Playboy,

Brats or Burgers?
brats ummmm yummmy

[Traveler]

Playboy

If what we think controls us, who controls what we think?

You do!

South American women or European women?

Brazil or Amsterdam?

[Garcia Bronco]

You do!

South American women or European women?

Brazil or Amsterdam?

SA, but Amsterdam.

Elvis or the Beatles?

[Mile High Shack]

SA, but Amsterdam.

Elvis or the Beatles?

easy...Beatles

Who would win in a model type walk off (ala zoolander) between Mock and *edit...I meant Slap*

[bendog]

Mock would beat him on sheer "will." (-:

Skipper, A$

Gilligan, Norv

Millionaire and his wife, Bowlen and Annabell

Professor, Shanny (I'd get them off this damn island if I could call the plays)

Mary Ann, Jill Arrington

Movie Star?

[watermock]

If you were Gay.

Skipper or Gilligan?

A three hour tour, a three hour tour...

the weather starting getting rough, the tiny boat was rocked....

Maybe I just let Ginger put on the stapon than even think about that scenario.

[bendog]

whoa .... celibacy

[watermock]

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Wilma or Betty Lou?

[watermock]

Marge or an alive Ms. Flanders?

[jet19]

marge for sure did you see maxim? they did a spread on marge with her hair down LOL

homer or al bundy?

[o_robbie]

marge for sure did you see maxim? they did a spread on marge with her hair down LOL

homer or al bundy?


Al bundy for his football greatness.

Sexual Position: Doggy or Reverse Cowgirl

[bendog]

reverse cowgirl?

[jet19]

doggy although i had a hard time with that one


chevy or ford

[Mile High Shack]

reverse cowgirl?

use your imagination...........how do you ride a horse..........then reverse that.

[Mile High Shack]

doggy although i had a hard time with that one


chevy or ford


FREAKIN' CHEVY!!!

[BroncoFox]

Um.. I'll go with reverse cowgirl. ;)

You are supposed to ask 'nother question MHS! :)

UFOs being aliens: Product of overachieving imaginations, or something is out there?

[bendog]

grilled or fried?

[eddy4u]

Answer to our question: Grilled

What is your pre-game ritual?

[bendog]

ah, I have orange flip flops, and sky blue (the color above) sleeveless teeshirts, and a variety of orange and navy shorts, and I shuffle around the house, dragging one or both of my flipflopped feet on the wood floors to make a sort of scrapping on blackboard sound, finding reasons to go into the bedrooms or kitchen or living room - depending upon which room Mrs Dog and Little Girl Dog are in trying to ignore me - until they start screeming with frustration for me to go away. I also make coughing and clearing throat and scratching sounds.

[Garcia Bronco]

Um.. I'll go with reverse cowgirl. ;)




REP!!! for the Antelope...:)

[Garcia Bronco]

Answer to our question: Grilled

What is your pre-game ritual?


Drinking beer

Length or girth?

[bendog]

Length

so grilled, then wet or dry barbecue?

[Mile High Shack]

Length

so grilled, then wet or dry barbecue?

dude, I'm more distrubed you have an opinon on length or girth ugh!~

[bendog]

oh, I thought it was wide women or the tall willowy kind. LOL I've been married so long that these sex things make no sense to me.

[RaiderH8r]

Wow.

[Mile High Shack]

so let's act like that answer to that question never happened LOL

you gotta have wet BBQ, need some sauce on there.

leave the bathroom door open?

[bendog]

Closed, if the kid's at home.

Mich ultra or Coors Aspen ? (I haven't tried Aspen)

[Tredici]

Michelob.

Fold or wad?

[eddy4u]

What is your favorite ritual before the big game?

[jet19]

Michelob.

Fold or wad?
fold


blond or brunett

[Sassy]

Brunette (The Male Kind) ;D :devil:

beach vacation or ski vacation

[Blueflame]

Brunette (The Male Kind) ;D :devil:

beach vacation or ski vacation

Beach vacation...

standard or automatic?

[bendog]

I was afraid to answer

beach

yellow fin tuna or amberjack?

[Sassy]

$245 to install windows XP...(I'm not sure if I could install it or not myself)
or a new computer !

[o_robbie]

I was afraid to answer

beach

yellow fin tuna or amberjack?

I have no idea what either of these are. I'm going to go with amberjack because it sounds better to me than tuna.

Would you give your left nut (men), give your hubbies left nut (women) to see the Broncos win 5 Straight Super Bowls?

[o_robbie]

I have no idea what either of these are. I'm going to go with amberjack because it sounds better to me than tuna.

Would you give your left nut (men), give your hubbies left nut (women) to see the Broncos win 5 Straight Super Bowls?

XP is very easy to Install just so you know Sassy.

[bendog]

no. I'm not sure why, but it sounds so very wrong.

chefs or faid for the lombardi?

[Sassy]

XP is very easy to Install just so you know Sassy.
So I should just buy it and install it myself...

Do I just flip the disc in and follow directions?

[Mile High Shack]

So I should just buy it and install it myself...

Do I just flip the disc in and follow directions?

yes....if you can post on the internet, you too could load XP ;)

Why are clowns scary?

[o_robbie]

So I should just buy it and install it myself...

Do I just flip the disc in and follow directions?

Yes, that is all there is to it. If I remember correctly it may take a half hour to an hour to install. You may want to look into ways to purchase XP for cheaper than that price tag as well. I got my XP for the 75 dollar student discount through my local college. I had my girly friend at the time pick it up for me because she was still in college. It seems to me like that price is very high even for retail. But I'm not sure one way or the other.

[bendog]

internet or paper porn? (:

[o_robbie]

internet or paper porn? (:

Internet. Can't say that I even enjoy paper stuff anyways.

Lord of the Rings trilogy or the first three star wars a.k.a 4-6?

[bendog]

LOR, but I really liked Jabba the Hut, and I wanted him to do the big nasty with Carry Fischer

Robert B. Parker or PD James?

[Mile High Shack]

oh man...first 3 Star Wars.....guess I'm showing my age bias there.

the 3 LOTR were awesome, but they wouldn't of been made w/o Star Wars (no one had guts to make a trilogy movie wise b4)

Spiderman or Superman?

[jet19]

superman no contest. spider man is too puny

hans or frans?

[Tredici]

Would you give your left nut (men), give your hubbies left nut (women) to see the Broncos win 5 Straight Super Bowls?

I wanted to go back to this one. Just for the record I'd give the left nut of every guy posting in this forum to win 5 Straight Super Bowls... (I'd give the left and the right of a couple of the residents since it would be a better use of them.) Hahahahhahahahaha.

Broken Bone or Stitches?

[bendog]

ow.

stiches, of course the number and location would have an effect on my decision.

sugar busters or Atkins?

[Tredici]

If I get 5 straight Super Bowl Titles then those stitches are going to be somewhere in the vicinity of your liberated left nut... Hahhahahahahhahahaha.

Atkins

Astrology or Tarot?

[bendog]

oh Tarot, I think its pretty cool

merlot or chardonney

I gotta go to my kid's swim meet. Oh it will be hot and miserable and I won't get inside for air conditioning till 8:30

ps, well at least I wouldn't have to take very many stitches

[Rock Chalk]

BroncoFox, the fact that you chose reverse cowgirl is just hot.

Bendog, the fact that you chose length is just wrong.

Spiderman is far better than Superman (MJ is hotter than Lois).

There was no question left for me to answer so I answered some of the other ones.

Winter or Summer?

[jet19]

spring..

reverse cowgirl is very nice......

if you had to wake up tommorow either a chiefs fan or a raiders fan wich would it be?

[BroncoHI]

spring..

reverse cowgirl is very nice......

if you had to wake up tommorow either a chiefs fan or a raiders fan wich would it be?


Not to wake up.

If a chief fan and a raider fan were both drowning in the same lake, who would you save first?

[Rock Chalk]

Id rather not wake up.

Stuck on deserted island and allowed only ONE luxury item, what would it be?

[DivineLegion]

I would be dead

Basketball or baseball

[jet19]

Not to wake up.

If a chief fan and a raider fan were both drowning in the same lake, who would you save first?
wichever one said go broncos first

[BroncoHI]

:drown: :notworthy

[Tredici]

Id rather not wake up.

Stuck on deserted island and allowed only ONE luxury item, what would it be?

How would you define luxury?

A good book.

Science Fiction or Mystery?

[DivineLegion]

Mystery

Cats or Dogs

[Tredici]

I like both but if I had to go with just one it would be dogs.

Spiders or Snakes?

[Sassy]

Mystery
Dogs
Neither!!

ice cream or candy

[BroncoHI]

candy

popcorn or nuts

[TheManeMan]

Ice Cream!

Popcorn then cashews

Showers or Baths?

[Sassy]

Baths...with lots of bubbles and a cold glass or two of wine! ;D

[Rock Chalk]

Luxury Tredici, is anything you dont need to survive. IOW, food air and personal hygiene is supplied and maybe a good sex toy for you women and a playboy for men

[Tredici]

Then I'd still go with a good book.

You forgot to ask another question...

[Rock Chalk]

so I did.

a good book only lasts for a week at most btw, sure you wanna stay with that answer?

Internet or TV?

[BroncoHI]

Interent

HBO ro cinemax

[Arkie]

HBO

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

[watermock]

No, they drag a wing as a rudder.

Bush 1 or Bush 2?

[Arkie]

Bush 2

My Life by Bill Clinton, Leadership by Rudolph W. Giuliani, or 1421 : The Year China Discovered America by Gavin Menzies?

[Bronco_Beerslug]

1421

First black QB to play in the NFL?

[Garcia Bronco]

1421

First black QB to play in the NFL?

The guy from Pittsburg or the Broncos...can't remember their names.


Red or White?

[Arkie]

I'll go with red today.

Roman Empire or British Empire?

[Mile High Shack]

gotta go with the British...since my mom is from there

Eddie Murphy in his prime or Chris Rock in his prime?

[bendog]

I think Rock, but that Mr Robinson's Neighborhood Murphy did on SNL was funny. I still like the old Richard Prior / Gene Wilder movies. Talk about two guys who life sort of knocked the humor out of.

Oysters? Best way to eat them.

[o_robbie]

gotta go with the British...since my mom is from there

Eddie Murphy in his prime or Chris Rock in his prime?

Chris Rock



Eaten Alive by Sharks or bored to death by a Family Reunion?

[Garcia Bronco]

I think Rock, but that Mr Robinson's Neighborhood Murphy did on SNL was funny. I still like the old Richard Prior / Gene Wilder movies. Talk about two guys who life sort of knocked the humor out of.

Oysters? Best way to eat them.

Raw and Family Reunion


Scotch or John Daniel's?

[Garcia Bronco]

I'll go with red today.

Roman Empire or British Empire?

Good...white wine blows.

[BroncoFox]

"Eaten Alive by Sharks or bored to death by a Family Reunion?"

A rightly minded person would wish their inlaws were eaten alive by sharks. :)

I'll say bored to death by a family reunion, if not like.. really dead-dead.

Kids cereals (C'tain Crunch and so on) or 'adult' cereals (wheaties or corn flakes, etc)?

(p.s. saying that reverse cowgirl is better for grindage purposes and thus better for *me*, not you.. well, i just wouldn't say that here! yikes.. *blush*)

[bendog]

I'd go scotch and soda, but I drank a lot of Jack

I find that cheap canadian with lots of ice and water is my drink now. Though a bottle of cheap tripple distilled vodka is the best bang for the buck, imo.

"nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alcohooooool" the clash

lips? Steve Tyler or Mick Jagger

[Arkie]

I'm curious to taste Johnny Walker Blue Label, but it's $200 a fifth. It better be good.

[Garcia Bronco]

I'd go scotch and soda, but I drank a lot of Jack

I find that cheap canadian with lots of ice and water is my drink now. Though a bottle of cheap tripple distilled vodka is the best bang for the buck, imo.

"nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alcohooooool" the clash

lips? Steve Tyler or Mick Jagger

Mick.

What QB did the Duke replace?

[Garcia Bronco]

"Eaten Alive by Sharks or bored to death by a Family Reunion?"

A rightly minded person would wish their inlaws were eaten alive by sharks. :)

I'll say bored to death by a family reunion, if not like.. really dead-dead.

Kids cereals (C'tain Crunch and so on) or 'adult' cereals (wheaties or corn flakes, etc)?

(p.s. saying that reverse cowgirl is better for grindage purposes and thus better for *me*, not you.. well, i just wouldn't say that here! yikes.. *blush*)

*twitch*

Adult cereals

What QB did the Duke replace?

[Mile High Shack]

*twitch*

Adult cereals

What QB did the Duke replace?


Steve Deberg in reality although Morton was kinda before him

How old is old enough to know better and still to young to care?

[bendog]

Deberg. Poor guy. Two HOFers took his job, LOL..... and he ended up with Marty.

Tyler's kid? Cute or mutant?

[RaiderH8r]

I'm curious to taste Johnny Walker Blue Label, but it's $200 a fifth. It better be good.
It's scotch....it sucks. Don't waste your time. Unless of course you're a scotch drinker, then you may enjoy it.

[RaiderH8r]

Steve Deberg in reality although Morton was kinda before him

How old is old enough to know better and still to young to care?
17 (although that is old enough to know better but young enough to get away with it)

Know when to say when, how much is when?

[bendog]

generally, when I can read my kid a book without making myself an ass.

btw, on that Deberg question, check out the olines R66v6s gave the Duke when he came in, and what he let it devolve to by 1991. One reason I really dislike R66v^. He was either insane and pathologly jealous/paranoid of the Duke or really overrated as a GM, or both.

http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=675

http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=742

[o_robbie]

17 (although that is old enough to know better but young enough to get away with it)

Know when to say when, how much is when?


it's time to say when...when you've lost count. Take a break and find out how much booze you've really consumed.

Better Sex...23 yr old or 36 yr old?

[bendog]

36. Sex and the City rerun last week reminisced about the 20s, and one thing Parker's char mentioned not missing was inexperienced lovers.

btw, doesn't it start from the beginning tonight, or did I miss it last night?

[Mile High Shack]

36. Sex and the City rerun last week reminisced about the 20s, and one thing Parker's char mentioned not missing was inexperienced lovers.

btw, doesn't it start from the beginning tonight, or did I miss it last night?


dude you've been married entirely too long :twitch:

[bendog]

no ****, LOL

Actually I like being married. I'm only sorry I only have the one kid ... of course if I'd married the one or more of women I was dating in my 20's or early 30's, I'd prolly not be thinking this.

We missed much of sex in the city because little girl dog was .... "time consuming," and we both worked 60 hr weeks when she was a toddler. And, most of the time, by the time we got her to bed, the hbo movies were already on, and we just wanted to go to bed .... and sleep.

[RaiderH8r]

it's time to say when...when you've lost count. Take a break and find out how much booze you've really consumed.

Better Sex...23 yr old or 36 yr old?
23 is good but with a 36'er it's like they relive their childhood, everything they can put their hands on they want to stick in their mouth. :thumbsup:

Natural breasts or augmented?

[azbronco]

23 is good but with a 36'er it's like they relive their childhood, everything they can put their hands on they want to stick in their mouth. :thumbsup:

Natural breasts or augmented?

Natural, but I never mind admiring the good doctors work!

Do you drink more when the Broncos are winning or losing?

[jet19]

Natural, but I never mind admiring the good doctors work!

Do you drink more when the Broncos are winning or losing?
loosing winning give a buzz all by itself but htere have been many a losses i never made it off the couch!

[jet19]

morning sex or afternoon delight?

[bendog]

I like mornings cause Mrs Dog hasn't generally pissed me off, yet. But she likes afternoons better cause she says I'm better after I work off my hangover at the gym.

chicken or beef fajitas?

[Mile High Shack]

I was going to say option C...anytime I can get it.....been married 10 years lol

[BroncoFox]

"chicken or beef fajitas?"

Hmmm.. gonna have to say chicken. But followed up closely by beefy ones.

50 yard line in row 1 with the fans, or in a suite box?

[RaiderH8r]

"chicken or beef fajitas?"

Hmmm.. gonna have to say chicken. But followed up closely by beefy ones.

50 yard line in row 1 with the fans, or in a suite box?
F#CK a suite, put me with the fans....anywhere. Drunk and rowdy, that's the way to be.

Bros or hos?

[jet19]

50 yard line row one for the party, but box for the older guys/gals

[jet19]

oh come on, bro's

orange or blue?

[orange 4 life]

F#CK a suite, put me with the fans....anywhere. Drunk and rowdy, that's the way to be.

Bros or hos?

easy answer.

almost every guy SAYS bro's, and the same guys actually CHOOSE ho's.

white or dark meat?

[jet19]

easy answer.

almost every guy SAYS bro's, and the same guys actually CHOOSE ho's.

white or dark meat?


what do you mean white or dark? i thought it was all pink?
LOL

i guess white but i like legs too so im torn

legs or breasts?