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o_robbie
06-22-2004, 02:42 PM
what do you mean white or dark? i thought it was all pink?
LOL

i guess white but i like legs too so im torn

legs or breasts?

I'll take legs for both the chicken I eat and the women i date. Breasts can be overlooked but if they have bad legs its going to take years for those babies to improve. Boobs are only a phone call away.

In your best Fantasy:

Jessica Simpson in bikini, a jello wrestling pit, and ten minutes of no holds barred wrestling anything goes wrestling with her OR a twelve minute hands on Lap Dance from Christina Aguillera in her outfit from the Video "Dirrty."

jet19
06-22-2004, 03:12 PM
I'll take legs for both the chicken I eat and the women i date. Breasts can be overlooked but if they have bad legs its going to take years for those babies to improve. Boobs are only a phone call away.

In your best Fantasy:

Jessica Simpson in bikini, a jello wrestling pit, and ten minutes of no holds barred wrestling anything goes wrestling with her OR a twelve minute hands on Lap Dance from Christina Aguillera in her outfit from the Video "Dirrty."
any thing goes with JS christinas outfit was hot but lap dance smap dance i want to touch them!


how much do you hate the chiefs?

Old Dude
06-22-2004, 03:26 PM
My hat of the Chiefs know no limit. And all of their bases are belong to us.




What would Cthulhu do about the crisis in the middle east?

orangeatheist
06-22-2004, 03:45 PM
What would Cthulhu do about the crisis in the middle east?

The same thing that Allah, Yahweh and Ahura Mazda have done.

What's better, Fuji or Kodak paper?

bendog
06-22-2004, 03:48 PM
Mrs Dog says kodak

brown rice or white rice? Maybe it depends (_:

FADERPROOF
06-22-2004, 03:52 PM
white rice.

not sure if it's been asked because I skipped bout 5 pages of readin but...

tattoos or body piercings?

orange 4 life
06-22-2004, 05:03 PM
white rice.

not sure if it's been asked because I skipped bout 5 pages of readin but...

tattoos or body piercings?

definately tattoo's.
old logo on my leg, new logo on my arm.

which bronco rb will have the most yards by the end of the season?

TheManeMan
06-22-2004, 05:05 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say <a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187481" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187481" target="_blank">Mike Anderson</a></a>...although, I think Hearst if healthy the whole year will lead Denver in rushing yards...

Bong or Pipe?
Joint or Blunt?

orange 4 life
06-22-2004, 05:23 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say <a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187481" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187481" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187481" target="_blank">Mike Anderson</a></a></a>...although, I think Hearst if healthy the whole year will lead Denver in rushing yards...

Bong or Pipe?
Joint or Blunt?

none anymore, but back in the day joint all the way.
pipe was good for the car, and bongs occasionally to switch it up.
"blunts" didnt exist when i was smoking.

nothing beats a well rolled joint.
when we were traveling around going to Dead shows, we always kept 5-10 prerolled, and at least one double wrapped for special occasions.
ahh, the memories!!

jake

oops. next question.

herbs: quantity or quality?

TheManeMan
06-22-2004, 05:30 PM
herbs: quantity or quality?

Quality all the WAY!!!!...


:homer: hmmmmmmmm....purple kush!

TheManeMan
06-22-2004, 05:31 PM
Whoops forgot to ask another question...

Toilet Paper or Baby Wipes?

Pezman
06-22-2004, 05:31 PM
quality puff puff puff... LOL CB beat me to it..

DVD's better quality or more extras?

TheManeMan
06-22-2004, 05:38 PM
I dont know if a HD-DVD is in the works but, thats the only way I'd say more quality on the DVD...but, in this case...more extras...

2-ply Toilet Paper or Baby Wipes?

ØrangeÇrush
06-22-2004, 07:09 PM
My hat of the Chiefs know no limit. And all of their bases are belong to us.


They set us up, the Bomb!!!!

ØrangeÇrush
06-22-2004, 07:11 PM
Baby Wipes when my g/f isn't here, but two ply when she is.

Pizza Hut or Papa Johns?

Hogan11
06-22-2004, 08:35 PM
definately tattoo's.
old logo on my leg, new logo on my arm.

which bronco rb will have the most yards by the end of the season?


Pizza Hut....but Orange 4 Life here raises up an important question...forgive me if it was asked before...

Old Logo (The D) or New Logo??

Personally...I'll always take the D over everything else.....whattya say??

baja
06-22-2004, 08:57 PM
Agreed the big D is my favorite.

If a street person asks for a dollar and you suspect he is going to buy a drink do you give him the money?

Tredici
06-22-2004, 09:03 PM
Of course. I even give 'em a couple of extra bucks to get some good stuff. Hahahaha.

I like the new logo better.

Old Uniforms or Swooshes?

Hogan11
06-22-2004, 09:07 PM
Of course. I even give 'em a couple of extra bucks to get some good stuff. Hahahaha.

I like the new logo better.

Old Uniforms or Swooshes?


Old Uniforms....

Why hasn't Tredici and Broncofox posted pics of themselves yet?? :poke:

baja
06-22-2004, 09:10 PM
I used to be a street person and I would have used the couple of extra bucks to buy more of the cheap stuff, but I always give when someone asks and don't care what they use the gift for.

It took a long while but I like the new unis.

If Gannon came available at an affordable price should we sign him?

watermock
06-22-2004, 09:14 PM
Mad Dog 20/20 or Colt 40?

Rock Chalk
06-22-2004, 09:18 PM
MD 20/20 in a pinch, but I probably wouldn't be drinking if that was the choices.

If you had a choice, how would you choose to die?

BlaK-Argentina
06-22-2004, 09:23 PM
MD 20/20 in a pinch, but I probably wouldn't be drinking if that was the choices.

If you had a choice, how would you choose to die?

While sleeping...


Coke or Pepsi?

Hogan11
06-22-2004, 09:24 PM
MD 20/20 in a pinch, but I probably wouldn't be drinking if that was the choices.

If you had a choice, how would you choose to die?


Alcohol poisoning...Bon Scott style....drink my fill, pass out and drift away.

baja
06-22-2004, 09:25 PM
Micky's big mouth, Milwaukee's Best or 151 rum. Wine ruined my complexion

baja
06-22-2004, 09:29 PM
I would like to die giving birth.

What is your favorite late night snack?

watermock
06-22-2004, 09:29 PM
MD 20/20 in a pinch, but I probably wouldn't be drinking if that was the choices.

If you had a choice, how would you choose to die?

In battle against a terrorist.

Sardines in Louisiana Hot Sauce.

Tredici
06-22-2004, 09:32 PM
Well Baja, that very well would kill you. Hahahahhahaha. Funny, we come into this world kicking and screaming but we all want to leave meekly in our sleep.

As for the snack - anything salty.

Night Owl or Early Riser?

watermock
06-22-2004, 09:33 PM
Dying while giving birth to a Texan wouldn't be my cup of tea.

I don't want to die like Elvis.

Dying during orgasm wouldn't be too bad.

I am watching funny farm with Chevy Chase and just saw a guy get killed with a softball bat.

Rock Chalk
06-22-2004, 09:35 PM
Night Owl.

Hard worker or hardly working?

baja
06-22-2004, 09:37 PM
Salty is my addiction too T.

What's your favorite card game.

Tredici
06-22-2004, 09:39 PM
Been a while but Pinochle. Or Hearts. And something called BackalleyBridge. Can't decide. Depends on how many people are in the game.

Favorite board game?

baja
06-22-2004, 09:40 PM
chess or clue :-)

Favorite yuppie drink?

baja
06-22-2004, 09:42 PM
Card game............cribbage............... hands down

Sassy
06-22-2004, 10:18 PM
pinochle is cool...
Boardgame: Sequence
Anyone ever play Quiddler?
Mocha Latte...

Broncos at home or in a bar?

baja
06-22-2004, 10:21 PM
home

Who will be #3 reciever?

TheManeMan
06-23-2004, 01:44 AM
favorite board game - Risk...
Bronco games - at home!...

Willie Jackson will be #3...

Broncos hat or any kind of hat for that matter... backward or forward?

Blueflame
06-23-2004, 02:15 AM
favorite board game - Risk...
Bronco games - at home!...

Willie Jackson will be #3...

Broncos hat or any kind of hat for that matter... backward or forward?

Forward so that it doubles as a ponytail holder.

Would you rather have a beer with a Chefs fan or a Fade fan?

TheManeMan
06-23-2004, 02:22 AM
Forward so that it doubles as a ponytail holder.

Would you rather have a beer with a Chefs fan or a Fade fan?


Blue...I have a ponytail too, I actually like it more when I have my hat backwards so the bill is on top of my pony tail...


If I were to have a drink with either one it would have to be liquor and not beer...and it would probably be with a Chief fan because a CHoakland fan would probably want to fight after 1 drink...

Would you rather wear CHoakland jersey #99 or a Chief jersey #88?

Blueflame
06-23-2004, 02:30 AM
Blue...I have a ponytail too, I actually like it more when I have my hat backwards so the bill is on top of my pony tail...


If I were to have a drink with either one it would have to be liquor and not beer...and it would probably be with a Chief fan because a CHoakland fan would probably want to fight after 1 drink...

Would you rather wear CHoakland jersey #99 or a Chief jersey #88?

I've found the little gap between the hat itself and the adjustment band works very well to hold my hair out of my face... :D

Rivalry aside, one has to respect Tony G... so I'd take Chefs #88...

Mounds or Almond Joy?

Crushaholic
06-23-2004, 04:05 AM
Mounds or Almond Joy?

Almond Joy

Vanilla Coke or tap water?

ØrangeÇrush
06-23-2004, 04:39 AM
Vanilla,

Barques Root Beer or A&W Root Beer?

baja
06-23-2004, 05:10 AM
Moxie

Who's posts do you most enjoy reading

FADERPROOF
06-23-2004, 05:14 AM
Moxie

Who's posts do you most enjoy reading

My own(seriously though, it's Wabbit)

Why does everyone want to go to heaven but no one wants to die?

broncolife
06-25-2004, 03:37 AM
Because most are going to hell. :devil:

Who wins in a fight Willow or Minnie Me?

dustybottoms
06-25-2004, 03:46 AM
willow, aided by a magic wand.


Hot wings: extra hot? or extra extra hot?

ØrangeÇrush
06-25-2004, 03:56 AM
extra extra hot...


blue cheese or ranch?

FADERPROOF
06-25-2004, 04:00 AM
blue cheese, I hate ranch.

better movie: Fast and the Furious or Gone in 60 seconds?

ØrangeÇrush
06-25-2004, 04:34 AM
Gone in 60 Seconds....

Beer, light or dark?

orange 4 life
06-25-2004, 08:07 AM
Gone in 60 Seconds....

Beer, light or dark?

light (color, not flavor)

'77 orange crush or '85 bears

Rohirrim
06-25-2004, 01:15 PM
light (color, not flavor)

'77 orange crush or '85 bears

Orange Crush

Favorite LOTR character?

broncolife
06-25-2004, 01:19 PM
Orange Crush

Favorite LOTR character?

Legolas

Who doesnt like Wabbit's posts?

Rock Chalk
06-25-2004, 01:28 PM
Chef fans dont like wabbit's posts but they are all idiots.

At what stage in a relationship is it acceptable to take a dump in front of your spouse in?

broncoblue
06-25-2004, 01:32 PM
depends on how strong a curry it was and whether your banging her in toilets at the time?

whose going lapdancing when i come in oct?

orange 4 life
06-25-2004, 01:37 PM
Chef fans dont like wabbit's posts but they are all idiots.

At what stage in a relationship is it acceptable to take a dump in front of your spouse in?

ooh, good question.
it takes awhile, but i dont remember how long?
maybe 6 mos.?

after a decade like me, you can crap, fart, scratch yourself, even give her a dutch oven!!
marriage does have its priveleges.

why does everyone like wabbits posts so MUCH? (nothing against him at all because i like his posts also. im just curious as to why so many mention him FIRST, as opposed to someone like myself who mentions him along with the MANY other great posters we have, including you alec)

jake

Rock Chalk
06-25-2004, 01:59 PM
Because wabbit has real inside info and brings a valuable perspective other than the fanship perspective the rest of us provide.

And while wabbit has mentioned fan perspective as possibly more important, those without access to Denver media (ala those that live around the country not in Denver) take wabbits contribution a little more highly than maybe some of those in Denver do.

wabbit is by no means the only poster on the message board that contributes greatly to the greatness of this forum, but he is the only current inside scoop the board has (that I know of) and that sets him apart from the rest of us.

There are a great many posters here with fabulous insights and perspectives. To list them all would take a great deal of time and review as I would not want to exclude anyone but wabbit is singular and is singled out for his unique contribution.

Why does Chef fan like the Bronco board better?

Rohirrim
06-25-2004, 02:01 PM
Sometimes, Wabbit gets the inside scoop.


Does Broncoblue's avatar make you want to visit Jolly Old England (is that what makes it so jolly?)

Rock Chalk
06-25-2004, 02:03 PM
Almost, but until they do something about that nasty ass food over there, I'll pass on my trip to England.

PB&J or Ham and Cheese?

Rohirrim
06-25-2004, 02:05 PM
Ham & Cheese (toasted)

Is Led Zeppelin still worth listening to?

baja
06-25-2004, 02:07 PM
Slap - Chris - Deb - Jake - TJ - Alec - Popps - Moonshine - Listo - Ben dog are amoung my favorite football posters to read that are not named wabbit.


Who are yours?

broncoblue
06-25-2004, 02:14 PM
Almost, but until they do something about that nasty ass food over there, I'll pass on my trip to England.

PB&J or Ham and Cheese?
hey its all BURGER KING ,MACCADONOLDS AND K F FERKIN C !!!! :loopy: ^5 :wiggle: LOL

Rock Chalk
06-25-2004, 02:14 PM
Led Zepplin will always be worth listening to.

Slap, Moon, Old Dude, B-Love, Tredici, Blueflame, Popps, watermock. Basically all the old farts in the forum I like to read (and everyone I mentioned is an old fart!).

Life in prison or execution?

broncoblue
06-25-2004, 02:18 PM
DEPENDS IF YOUR SHARING A CELL WITH A FAIDER FAN IF SO death.

Mile High Shack
06-25-2004, 02:19 PM
Led Zepplin will always be worth listening to.

Slap, Moon, Old Dude, B-Love, Tredici, Blueflame, Popps, watermock. Basically all the old farts in the forum I like to read (and everyone I mentioned is an old fart!).

Life in prison or execution?

execution...the thought of gettins butt raped in prison keeps me from commiting any crimes......

eggs over easy or scrambled?

broncolife
06-25-2004, 02:25 PM
execution...the thought of gettins butt raped in prison keeps me from commiting any crimes......

eggs over easy or scrambled?

scrambled.

What Style of video game do you like to play?Sports,Rpg,Adventure,simulation,Strategy or fighting

Hogan11
06-25-2004, 02:32 PM
LOTR character ....Galaderia (reminds me of an ex of mine)

Execution.

Scrambled eggs

Zepplin is still worthy..even if I've had more than my fill.

Ham & Cheese (I'm allergic to PB)

Any sane poster is cool with me.

Ford, Chevy or import?

broncolife
06-25-2004, 02:37 PM
LOTR character ....Galaderia (reminds me of an ex of mine)

Execution.

Scrambled eggs

Zepplin is still worthy..even if I've had more than my fill.

Ham & Cheese (I'm allergic to PB)

Any sane poster is cool with me.

Ford, Chevy or import?

Ford

Why didnt Hogan answer my question? :(

orange 4 life
06-25-2004, 02:55 PM
sports games only.

madden, espn, gameday, other?

orange 4 life
06-25-2004, 02:59 PM
also, i enjoy so many people's posts here its impossible to list them without forgetting someone, though mock, meck, and hat god get special mention.

mock for inviting me here, meck for inviting me to the tailgate party's where i hope to meet many more of you this year, and hat god (aka baja) for finding me that orange crush hat i bought last year!!

espn or fsn?

Alkazar
06-25-2004, 03:03 PM
ESPN

Whats your favorite type of movie, action, romance, sci-fi, etc?

broncolife
06-25-2004, 03:06 PM
ESPN

Whats your favorite type of movie, action, romance, sci-fi, etc?

Sci-fi, Horror, fantasy,anime and asian

I love Wasabi Peas(eating some now)

Any of you tried them?

Alkazar
06-25-2004, 03:08 PM
Not that I know of...

Whats your favorite past time? Judging by your "I'm Sorry" thread, I think I know what yours is BroncoLife.

broncolife
06-25-2004, 03:12 PM
Not that I know of...

Whats your favorite past time? Judging by your "I'm Sorry" thread, I think I know what yours is BroncoLife.
;D

baja
06-25-2004, 03:57 PM
I must say also Jake that there are many great football posters here that I did not mention so for those I absent mindedly left out blame it on an old guy's forgetfulness.

FADERPROOF
06-25-2004, 04:10 PM
Not that I know of...

Whats your favorite past time? Judging by your "I'm Sorry" thread, I think I know what yours is BroncoLife.

sitting my ass on the computer has become my favorite past time.

Starksy or Hutch?

broncoblue
06-25-2004, 04:14 PM
starsky used to have the long jumper???



who would you you butt f ???cagney or lacey?

orange 4 life
06-25-2004, 04:14 PM
I must say also Jake that there are many great football posters here that I did not mention so for those I absent mindedly left out blame it on an old guy's forgetfulness.

i bet living in baja keeps you young!!

man, i hope we can someday get down there and see your neck of the woods.

jake

ps- i noticed you did mention me. a gracious thank you is in order.

FADERPROOF
06-25-2004, 04:16 PM
starsky used to have the long jumper???



who would you you butt f ???cagney or lacey?

You english people are ****ed up.

Hogan11
06-25-2004, 04:34 PM
Ford

Why didnt Hogan answer my question? :(

Sorry Man...I knew I forgot one somewhere....sports.

broncoblue
06-25-2004, 04:36 PM
You english people are ****ed up.
:clown: :thumbsup:





WHAT ABOUT RUBY WAX THEN OR BETTE MIDLER??





BED TIME THE JACKS WORKING :alky:

Rohirrim
06-25-2004, 04:48 PM
I liked it when Bette won a Golden Globe and grabbed her boobs and said, "I'll show you a couple of golden globes."

Question: On a first date, do you offer her a mustache ride?

orange 4 life
06-25-2004, 04:48 PM
starsky used to have the long jumper???



who would you you butt f ???cagney or lacey?

you english people have really got it together!! rofl

orange 4 life
06-25-2004, 05:13 PM
I liked it when Bette won a Golden Globe and grabbed her boobs and said, "I'll show you a couple of golden globes."

Question: On a first date, do you offer her a mustache ride?

yep.

after dinner, just tell her that your face is ready to leave, and she better be on it!!

okay seriously.
i would have some class and wait for the lady to make the first move. never make her uncomfortable.
sue me, im old fashioned.

fake boobs or real boobs?

orange crusher
06-25-2004, 05:16 PM
fake boobs or real boobs?

Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby!

Kanell or somebody else (#2)?

Sassy
06-25-2004, 05:40 PM
Somebody else!

Tea or coffee?

BroncoHI
06-25-2004, 05:57 PM
Expresso

One lump or two

Sassy
06-25-2004, 05:59 PM
No sugar. cream...
(Breve' to be exact! ;D )

Winter or Summer?

BroncoHI
06-25-2004, 06:01 PM
No sugar. cream...
(Breve' to be exact! ;D )

Winter or Summer?

Summer, we don't have winter here


spring or fall

Sassy
06-25-2004, 06:04 PM
fall...right now that's what it's been in ND for the last month! (way below normal temps)

big screen tv or huge stereo system

BroncoHI
06-25-2004, 06:05 PM
TV, you can't see the Broncos on the radio

Beer or Wine?

Sassy
06-25-2004, 06:27 PM
It all depends on my mood...I like both.
Defense or Offense?

kappys
06-25-2004, 06:58 PM
Defense... This season at least.

Water based lubricant or petroleum based lubricant?

baja
06-25-2004, 07:36 PM
starsky used to have the long jumper???



who would you you butt f ???cagney or lacey?

I thought with you limies it would be Starsky or Hutch

Tredici
06-25-2004, 07:48 PM
Jake, you forgot to ask a question... Doh!

Favorite Passtime? Reading by a mile.

Naughty or Nice?

Rock Chalk
06-25-2004, 07:50 PM
Naughty.

Sex in the morning or sex at night?

Tredici
06-25-2004, 08:08 PM
Both. Nothing wrong with afternoon or evening either...

Favorite book?

Blueflame
06-25-2004, 08:08 PM
Naughty.

Sex in the morning or sex at night?


Both! And in the middle of the day, too, if the kids aren't around. :devil:

Morning, afternoon, or primetime football games?

BroncoHI
06-25-2004, 08:10 PM
Why waste the rest of the day, I say all of the above.

Fox or CBS

Blueflame
06-25-2004, 08:15 PM
Why waste the rest of the day, I say all of the above.

Fox or CBS

CBS...they have the Broncos games....

TP... do you hang it over the top or along the wall?

BroncoHI
06-25-2004, 08:18 PM
It sits on the back of the toliet.

Paper or plastic

Blueflame
06-25-2004, 08:24 PM
It sits on the back of the toliet.

Paper or plastic

Usually plastic (but we recycle!)

What are your favorite pizza toppings?

BroncoHI
06-25-2004, 08:26 PM
Pep, Sausage, Onion

Favorite salad dressing

Blueflame
06-25-2004, 08:29 PM
Pep, Sausage, Onion

Favorite salad dressing

Italian

Favorite Clint Eastwood movie?

BroncoHI
06-25-2004, 08:34 PM
few dollars more

Favorite Cary Grant movie?

dustybottoms
06-26-2004, 02:07 AM
Blue cheese has been a favorite since I've seen how to make it right


Favorite Tom Robbins book: Stiil life With Woodpecker or Even Cowgirls get the blues?

Tredici
06-26-2004, 02:46 PM
Actually I kind of liked Another Roadside Attraction about the best. Something about only having a dead tsetse fly as your display was funny.

For salad dressing I have become addicted to a soy/ginger. Like they serve at Japanese steak houses.

Red or Green Chili?

orange 4 life
06-26-2004, 03:37 PM
Actually I kind of liked Another Roadside Attraction about the best. Something about only having a dead tsetse fly as your display was funny.

For salad dressing I have become addicted to a soy/ginger. Like they serve at Japanese steak houses.

Red or Green Chili?

let the guy in new mexico field that one.
christmas (both), but if pressed, green is best!!

corn or flour tortillas?

BFDD
06-26-2004, 03:46 PM
corn

AMD or intel?

baja
06-26-2004, 03:47 PM
corn corn corn

foreplay or sex

Rock Chalk
06-26-2004, 03:56 PM
flour tortillas.

AMD over Intel.

Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy?

BFDD
06-26-2004, 03:59 PM
sex

&

Eddie Murphy


Coke or Pepsi?

FADERPROOF
06-26-2004, 04:43 PM
sex

&

Eddie Murphy


Coke or Pepsi?

coke all the way.

eyebrow or labret piercing?

Ratboy
06-26-2004, 06:39 PM
coke all the way.

eyebrow or labret piercing?

If its a girl, Labret.


Can a girl get pregnet if the seamen, gets on the vagina? and we werent having sex.

baja
06-26-2004, 06:41 PM
No wonder you are a virgin you come before you start. :-)

Ratboy
06-26-2004, 06:43 PM
No wonder you are a virgin you come before you start. :-)

no.. it wasnt even like that, you're an idiot.

baja
06-26-2004, 07:01 PM
You can call me an idiot if you want but you set yourself up for that one.

Dude, you give new meaning to premature ejaculation

orange 4 life
06-26-2004, 07:02 PM
If its a girl, Labret.


Can a girl get pregnet if the seamen, gets on the vagina? and we werent having sex.

yes.
be careful

BFDD
06-26-2004, 09:51 PM
Prince Albert or Ampallang?

Rock Chalk
06-26-2004, 10:17 PM
No wonder you are a virgin you come before you start. :-)

Best.Burn.Ever.

watermock
06-26-2004, 11:33 PM
If its a girl, Labret.


Can a girl get pregnet if the seamen, gets on the vagina? and we werent having sex.

Good Lord. I thought they taught sex education.

First, if your getting semen on the vagina, unless your Bill Clinton, you had sex.

Second, if you pulled out, chances are your ok, but maybe not, your rolling the dice. If you just ejaculated without intercourse, probably not. But it's still sex.

These kids amaze me. I came on a vagina but didn't have sex, will she get pregnant. This is where I start agreeing with Robb.

Trust me, you had sex.

And why are you asking how to pierce an unborn baby? Dude, are you all here?

You wonder if spilling seed can get a girl pregnant and claim you didn't have sex, then ask how best to pierce the baby thru the lip?

Tredici
06-27-2004, 08:28 AM
Male pattern baldness or beer belly?

baja
06-27-2004, 08:39 AM
I chose responsibility for my heath thus avoiding both.

healthy life style or loss of health

ØrangeÇrush
06-27-2004, 10:48 AM
Trans Fat, Beer, and Brauts....

Where would you rather live, in the mountains or on the beach?

Sassy
06-27-2004, 11:20 AM
On the beach.

Clean house or cook???

baja
06-27-2004, 11:25 AM
Clean the cook

canoe or kayak

Tredici
06-27-2004, 12:00 PM
Mountains
Cook
Canoe (room for more than one...)

Red or Blue?

-Slap-
06-27-2004, 01:05 PM
Blue.

Chunky or creamy?

Tredici
06-27-2004, 01:10 PM
Chunky.

Chocolate Chips or Raisins?

baja
06-27-2004, 01:17 PM
Blue

Creamy

Raisins

hug or hand shake

BFDD
06-27-2004, 01:22 PM
Hugs without shirts



sheik or trojan?

Meck77
06-27-2004, 01:26 PM
Sheik Condoms! Get's some! Wasn't that the advertising they use to use?

Powerbait or Worms?

Pat Bowlen
06-27-2004, 01:34 PM
Worms.

How much gold should I buy today?

Meck77
06-27-2004, 01:41 PM
Worms.

How much gold should I buy today?


Just enough to cover every other tooth.

Dodge or Ford?

Pat Bowlen
06-27-2004, 01:45 PM
Bentley.

What about my kids' teeth?

Sassy
06-27-2004, 02:48 PM
Ford
Worms
Gold's Expensive-Buy low. ;D
Hugs
Chunky PB
Chocolate!
Canoe
Blue

Do you prefer tatoos or no tatoos on your significant other?

Crushaholic
06-27-2004, 04:31 PM
Do you prefer tatoos or no tatoos on your significant other?

I can stand tatoos that are tasteful and not too prominent. My girfriend has a small Tweety tatoo on her ankle. That's fine with me.

Michael Keaton or Val Kilmer as Batman?

Rock Chalk
06-27-2004, 04:38 PM
Keaton by a mile.

Best batman villian?

baja
06-27-2004, 04:45 PM
Keaton hands down


the joker

wheat grass juice or carrot juice

Meck77
06-27-2004, 04:46 PM
Carrot

Bigger moron.....Khinz or Finatic boy?

Crushaholic
06-27-2004, 04:51 PM
Carrot

Bigger moron.....Khinz or Finatic boy?

Finatic boy...at least Khinz was smart enough to distract us with that great avatar... :wiggle:

Moo Goo Gai Pan or Sweet and Sour Chicken?

Sassy
06-27-2004, 04:52 PM
Any Fish Fan! LOL!

Candy or Flowers

watermock
06-27-2004, 05:00 PM
Moo Goo.

My nortons keeps on deleting a virus on this site now. Second time. Hold on, it might be the skins site.

Yep, this thread is infected. I have everything closed and it came up again.

OK, who is the asshole?

Crushaholic
06-27-2004, 05:02 PM
Candy or Flowers

If I was a woman, I would prefer candy. Flowers die.

Rolling Stones or the Who?

watermock
06-27-2004, 05:04 PM
The trojan is in New Ford jpg.

Well there goes the chance I buy a new Ford.

Where did you get that Ford picture Baja?

It seems odd that Ford would be sending a virus.

Meck77
06-27-2004, 05:05 PM
Flowers all the way. Cheap way to get what you want!

Sit behind the Broncos bench or the opposing team bench?

Arkie
06-27-2004, 05:06 PM
Michael Keaton is one of my least favorite actors.

The Who

City mouse or country mouse?

BFDD
06-27-2004, 05:08 PM
Stones
Broncos Bench
City Mouse

Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

Because of the looks, or because of the voice?

baja
06-27-2004, 05:11 PM
You sure Mock? I'll delete it

Meck77
06-27-2004, 05:12 PM
Stones
Broncos Bench



It is a tough call for me. Once in awhile I'll sneak behind the vistor's bench as the wine an cheezers leave. It's a helluva lot of fun. There was a big group of us hecking Ricky Williams last time the fins were in town and he ended up moving away from our section. It was hillarious.

Sassy
06-27-2004, 05:24 PM
Either or...I'd just love to be at the game!

Boxers or Briefs...

Bronco_Beerslug
06-27-2004, 05:37 PM
briefs

Jammies or nothing

Sassy
06-27-2004, 05:46 PM
Flannel jammies in the winter...(Hey I live in ND! Ha! )
hot humid weather...naked.

;D

Rock Chalk
06-27-2004, 05:49 PM
really sassy?

maybe you should move to texas :)

BFDD
06-27-2004, 05:52 PM
Flannel jammies in the winter...(Hey I live in ND! Ha! )
hot humid weather...naked.

;D

It's about 103 right now, and will get down to 98 at about midnight. In AZ you are naked whenever you can. :D

Sassy
06-27-2004, 05:53 PM
really sassy?

maybe you should move to texas :)
Yeah really...(No kids at my house! Ha!)

Milk Chocolate or Dark Chocolate?

Sassy
06-27-2004, 07:21 PM
Have you ever done your laundry naked ;D

Rock Chalk
06-27-2004, 07:25 PM
Of course sassy, how else do I get all my clothes clean?

Do you post naked?

Sassy
06-27-2004, 07:27 PM
Nope Sorry. rofl

Rock Chalk
06-27-2004, 07:33 PM
Ah well, in my mind not only do all of you wonderful bronco females post naked, but look hotter than Halle Berry and all adore me greatly.

baja
06-27-2004, 08:05 PM
Becky4J

B-Love
06-27-2004, 08:13 PM
Top of the Italian Ice or the cool extra slushy bottom??

dustybottoms
06-27-2004, 10:02 PM
Top of the Italian Ice or the cool extra slushy bottom??


as long as there is vodka at the bottom, thats where I'm at.


Anyone play Big Buck Hunter? I just got back from the bar... 35 bucks(bulls) is my par per location.

bpc
06-27-2004, 10:30 PM
Either or...I'd just love to be at the game!

Boxers or Briefs...

combine and you have the best... boxer briefs...

hmmm... blondes, redheads, or brunettes?

how about hottest ethnicities?

I'm don't regulate, I appreciate... all women! ;)

Tredici
06-27-2004, 10:37 PM
Any Mane women who don't appreciate BPC's sig pix?

bpc
06-27-2004, 10:42 PM
Who is the most popular female poster on this site? Tredici has been drooling over my sig forever! If I changed it she might change her oppinion of me. ;)

Tredici and Sassy are strong early favorites in my book...

here is a question for you all... best quote or poem? I'm looking to start a quote book and i'm sure you all will have some good ones for me!

Tredici
06-27-2004, 10:55 PM
I don't know why this quote has always stuck in my head:

A book no more contains reality than a clock contains time. --Tom Robbins.

(And I think the Mane has a contingency of terrific female posters. Montana, Sassy, Blue Flame, Bronco Fox all bring it --and we look forward to future contributions from JamieBroncogirl. hahahahha)

It seems funny to call a guy a brunette, so dark haired guys.

More quotes?

watermock
06-27-2004, 11:00 PM
Yeah, give the boy's some air, post naked.

Sassy
06-28-2004, 06:33 AM
Any Mane women who don't appreciate BPC's sig pix?
Very appreciated ;D
I'm also with Tred on dark haired guys...


I had to save that pic of Shannon ;D

Target, Wal-Mart or Costco?
(I hate Wal-Mart!)

ØrangeÇrush
06-28-2004, 01:15 PM
Target

shaved, trimmed, or bare?











facial hair that is ;)

Alkazar
06-28-2004, 03:05 PM
Although I think your question was aimed those of the female persuasion on the board, I'll answer it like this. I wear a goatee which my wife just LOVES.

Partially bald or shaven head?

FADERPROOF
06-28-2004, 05:02 PM
shaven

which would you choose to listen to:Nirvana's Nevermind CD or Metallica's Black album CD?

orange 4 life
06-28-2004, 05:19 PM
shaven

which would you choose to listen to:Nirvana's Nevermind CD or Metallica's Black album CD?

i'd rather listen to william huong than nirvana.

motorcycles:

cruisers or crotch rockets?

bpc
06-28-2004, 08:27 PM
Black album all the way...

Who wins Spider Man or Wolverine?

i'm amped for SM2... can't wait.

watermock
06-28-2004, 09:30 PM
blondes, redheads, or brunettes?

Blondes for something to hang on your arm.

Redheads for animal sex.

Brunettes to bring home a paycheck.

Crushaholic
06-28-2004, 09:34 PM
Black album all the way...

Who wins Spider Man or Wolverine?

i'm amped for SM2... can't wait.

I'm amped for SM2, as well. However, in this fight, Wolverine wins. That frees me to go after Mary Jane... :wiggle:

Dreadlocks or cornrows?

baja
06-28-2004, 09:56 PM
feathers

undruged childbirth or undruged circumcision

TheManeMan
06-28-2004, 11:02 PM
undruged childbirth...since I'm not female...

Shaq or Kobe?

FADERPROOF
06-29-2004, 04:38 AM
undruged childbirth...since I'm not female...

Shaq or Kobe?

Shaq

How many years will pass before tge Chiefs win a playoff game?

ØrangeÇrush
06-29-2004, 04:49 AM
four score and 7 years.....

ketchup or mustard?

Sassy
06-29-2004, 06:01 AM
mustard (spicy!)

Small town or city living?

baja
06-29-2004, 08:48 AM
small town about an hour out of a nice city

anger or acceptance

FADERPROOF
07-02-2004, 01:54 PM
acceptance.(gotta get this going again)

Metal barbell eyebrow piercing or diamond studded nose piercing?

fontaine
07-05-2004, 12:59 AM
I'll take the diamond studded nose piercing,
(and then sell it for cash).

Pepsi or Coke?

watermock
07-05-2004, 01:18 AM
Coke

Dominant companion with whip and chain, or Submissive in Pigtails and girly outfit?

Blueflame
07-05-2004, 01:48 AM
Undrugged childbirth, eh? Been there; done that. More than once.

Crushaholic
07-05-2004, 02:48 AM
Dominant companion with whip and chain, or Submissive in Pigtails and girly outfit?

If I can't have both, I'll take the submissive. :wiggle:


E.T. or Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

watermock
07-05-2004, 03:00 AM
Third Kind.

The Mashed Potatoes tilts the scale.

As far as dominant/submissive, don't write it off till you have had your unit almost busted off by a frenetic cowgirl riding like a crazy horse and squirting like an oil well.

Tredici
07-05-2004, 09:43 AM
Anybody notice how the self designated person who is here to teach us all to think for ourselves doesn't know how to play this simple game?

History or Biology?

baja
07-05-2004, 09:50 AM
Tough one Tredici -

History


Pharmaceutical drugs or natural cures

Tredici
07-05-2004, 09:53 AM
Hmmmm.. pharmaceuticals presumably have their base in something which once had a natural state. So why not learn the natural cure?

Why is there a drug store being built on every corner in the U.S.?

baja
07-05-2004, 10:01 AM
Because we are both the wealthiest and the sickest nation on earth do to the fact we have gotten away from the natural ways of eating and do not get adequate exercise and the drug companies are in a feeding frenzy over the resulting opportunity. People are wising up though - they are sick and tired of being sick and tired. A very good starter book that exposes the health crisis in the country is "The Maker's Diet" by Jordan S. Rubin.

Who's responsible for your health, the AMA or you?

Tredici
07-05-2004, 10:03 AM
Definitely yourself. The sickest people I know are the ones who go to Doctors at any opportunity.

Antibiotics Cause or Cure?

baja
07-05-2004, 10:07 AM
Sometimes the cure - more and more the cause of greater evils.

The misuse of antibiotics is creating super virus'

Probiotics are the thing to look into the above mentioned book covers the probiotic need we all have and are sorely missing.

Cotton clothing or synthetic

orange crusher
07-05-2004, 10:11 AM
Sometimes the cure - more and more the cause of greater evils.

The misuse of antibiotics is creating super virus'

Probiotics are the thing to look into the above mentioned book covers the probiotic need we all have and are sorely missing.

Cotton clothing or synthetic

Cotton.

Drunk or sober?

baja
07-05-2004, 10:16 AM
sober always in all ways


Take the sun avoid the sun

jet19
07-05-2004, 10:52 AM
sober always in all ways


Take the sun avoid the sun
ill take the sun it good for you to a point i couldnt be someone who avoided the sun, with out it there would be no life



mike vick or ladamian tomlinson

orange 4 life
07-05-2004, 10:58 AM
sober always in all ways


ditto, and great saying hat god.

orange 4 life
07-05-2004, 10:58 AM
john elway:

god or mortal?

jet19
07-05-2004, 11:06 AM
john elway:

god or mortal?


mortal too much pressure being god


how many TD's did elway throw in mile high?

Crushaholic
07-06-2004, 12:48 AM
how many TD's did elway throw in mile high?

Not nearly enough (I'm greedy that way...) :~ohyah!:

If you were forced to live in one of the following two cities, would you prefer to live in Chicago or LA?

FADERPROOF
07-06-2004, 04:50 AM
Chicago.

Doritos or Fritos?

fontaine
07-06-2004, 05:09 AM
Chicago.

Doritos or Fritos?

Fritos.

Here's a question that'll be coming up often enough.

Sharapova or Kournikova (spelling?)

jet19
07-06-2004, 06:08 AM
Fritos.

Here's a question that'll be coming up often enough.

Sharapova or Kournikova (spelling?)
ill go with kournikova, she's hot and she is basically done with tennis, the other one is to concerned about whoopin ass

jet19
07-06-2004, 06:08 AM
opps...... bush or kerry

orange 4 life
07-06-2004, 08:41 AM
opps...... bush or kerry

kerry, even moreso now that he did the smart thing and announce edwards as his running mate.

invesco or new mile high?

jet19
07-06-2004, 11:00 AM
kerry, even moreso now that he did the smart thing and announce edwards as his running mate.

invesco or new mile high?


mile high! makes no difference to me, new mile high, mile high 2 but should have never sold the name. sweet stadium though


Q or anderson

orange 4 life
07-06-2004, 11:24 AM
mile high! makes no difference to me, new mile high, mile high 2 but should have never sold the name. sweet stadium though


Q or anderson

agree about mile high!!

as for your question, im completely biased, but i want to see mike and reuben in the backfield together.

mauck, van punk, or quinn?

TheManeMan
07-06-2004, 11:30 AM
Quinn....

Rod Smith....Ashley Lelie and ???????

jet19
07-06-2004, 11:36 AM
darius watts gets my vote but i think it will be martay jenkins or willie jackson (is that his name? i cant remember he is a 10 year vet i think)

broncoblue
07-06-2004, 04:00 PM
no answre
but qusetion is


whose gonna paterty with me in oct??

BFDD
07-06-2004, 05:19 PM
no answre
but qusetion is


whose gonna paterty with me in oct??

I have no idea what that meens but I like your avatar.

Kamikaze or martini ?

orange 4 life
07-06-2004, 08:05 PM
no answre
but qusetion is


whose gonna paterty with me in oct??

if you mean "party" with you, im there buddy.
ill see you at the tailgate.

if "paterty" is a word us yankee's dont know, please expound.

jake

Sassy
07-06-2004, 08:09 PM
I have no idea what that meens but I like your avatar.

Kamikaze or martini ?
Kamikaze.

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

Hogan11
07-06-2004, 08:17 PM
Kamikaze.

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

I can take the heat but not the cold......

tacos.....hard or soft shell??

BlueDamsel
07-06-2004, 08:28 PM
Soft.

Chicken or beef?

mmmh food...

baja
07-06-2004, 08:54 PM
fish

swiming - ocean or pool

watermock
07-07-2004, 01:19 AM
cool.

No question about it.

Horrific Windborn Blizzards suck, but nothing like the cool breeze in summer.

Man, the panhandle of Florida was rediculuous. It was a freaking nightmare.

93 and 93 humidity.

I couldn't make from wal-mart to may car.

It's soup.

fontaine
07-07-2004, 01:28 AM
fish

swiming - ocean or pool

Ocean, I'd rather spit out saltwater than chlorine. I usually go swimming off a nearby beach twice a week. The water is freezin and usually there's no one else swimming at that time of the evening but I get a great sense of peace when floating on the waves and trying to see where the water meets the sky.

Medium or Rare?

watermock
07-07-2004, 01:29 AM
Then you have northern Iowa, where they ice the roads for at least 4 months.

I was driving my GT Mustang at 25 along the road and the evil wind spun me around.

I am like...

"Ok, I am headed in the wrong direction on glare ice, and am calling the cops when I have had a few beers at the bar"

Glare Ice.

So a good old boy drags me off the shoulder and I limped back.

Man. That was an icy deal.

I limped the Mustang back to camp. She didn't like ice. Nope. The wind blew us right off the road.

Bob's your Information Minister
07-07-2004, 02:32 AM
Medium or Rare?

Medium

Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?

fontaine
07-07-2004, 03:00 AM
Medium

Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?

Damn you, u stole my question!
:laugh:

I would have to say Blondes.

Drowning or burning to death?

FADERPROOF
07-07-2004, 05:44 AM
Burning.

spiderman or spiderman2?

watermock
07-07-2004, 07:46 AM
Dunno. Burning. Might as well go out screaming than gurgling.

Fake Blonde or no Blonde?

Shaved or Jungle?

ØrangeÇrush
07-07-2004, 08:02 AM
trimmed

picket fence or log cabin

baja
07-07-2004, 08:09 AM
natural hair everywhere

make up or natural

orange 4 life
07-07-2004, 08:14 AM
natural hair everywhere

make up or natural

natural breasts, make up on the face.

french fries or freedom fries?

baja
07-07-2004, 08:20 AM
Can't handle fried food


vote - don't vote

orange 4 life
07-07-2004, 08:29 AM
Can't handle fried food


vote - don't vote

vote....unless youre republican. ;D
popular vote or electoral college?

jet19
07-07-2004, 08:30 AM
log cabin and natural!

new or used cars

jet19
07-07-2004, 08:31 AM
vote....unless youre republican. ;D
popular vote or electoral college?
popular vot let every man be heard

Mile High Shack
07-07-2004, 08:32 AM
popular vot let every man be heard

then whoever New York and California wants...that is who will be elected.

have to have the electoral college.

baja
07-07-2004, 08:34 AM
Re; jake - 478

tough question I don't think this is an "either or" type question. some kind of modernization should be looked at IMO.

laws to create a viable multiple party system for USA president, yes or no?

jet19
07-07-2004, 11:25 AM
then whoever New York and California wants...that is who will be elected.

have to have the electoral college.

i dont know look up the populations its not that lopsided texas has more than ny, seems to me the electoral college is the same concept they get more votes so what difference does it make? anyway not the thread for this....

jet19
07-07-2004, 11:28 AM
yes if it means we wont have to choose between the lesser of two evils, i dont think party should have anything to do with who our president is why vote for a party vote for a man

peanuts or chips?

orange 4 life
07-07-2004, 12:27 PM
log cabin and natural!

new or used cars

i can field this one.
if you want to keep a car for more than three years, go used.
let the initial depreciation happen (which is biggest in the first year or two), and pay the 1000 or 1500 to extend the warranty and it might as well be new.

if you only want a car for two or three years, go new and look for a car with a high residual lease.
that way you get a low payment and you just give the car back after the lease is up.

im always more than happy to assist anyone here in buying a car.

as for the electoral, this isnt the thread, but my quick point is just that i think that a popular vote gives MORE power to the small states.
new york and california wouldnt decide the election, because even a LARGE margin of victory in those states is only a couple percentage points.
what a popular vote does is make EVERY vote count, including those in states that otherwise would be obviously one way or the other.
for instance, a republican vote in DC is absolutely irrelevant now, while in a popular vote election it is not.
i think this would also double the voter turn out, and gove us a more accurate election.
sorry to hijack temporarily.

chips for sure.

coke or pepsi? (forgive me if its been asked)

BFDD
07-07-2004, 01:08 PM
Coke

Books or movies?

jet19
07-07-2004, 01:13 PM
movies no time for many books , books always tell the better story though!

snow or rain???

Sassy
07-07-2004, 01:19 PM
cashews
dt. coke
books
rain (EXCEPT NOT 6 weeks at a time...like it has been!)

NO EXTENDENDED WARRANTY...never pays what goes wrong....

fiction or non-fiction?

jet19
07-07-2004, 01:31 PM
non fiction.

whats you weirdest pre game ritual?

broncoblue
07-07-2004, 01:38 PM
SHAGGING SHEEP!!!!



brownstar or hairy bombflap?

jet19
07-07-2004, 01:41 PM
SHAGGING SHEEP!!!!



brownstar or hairy bombflap?
no way you shagg sheep to blue LOL

i have no clue what either of those are???

Mile High Shack
07-07-2004, 01:44 PM
no way you shagg sheep to blue LOL

i have no clue what either of those are???

LOL..sounds like a british way of asking..gay or straight.......think of a woman's anatomy and a man's anatomy

broncoblue
07-07-2004, 01:57 PM
brownstar lol .....its a shaved gals butt!!!!bombflaps lol ...sadddle bags .....think about it lol

jet19
07-07-2004, 02:02 PM
LOL i kind of thought that might be the case

broncoblue
07-07-2004, 02:09 PM
(____*_____) <-------cant find brown for the star lol!!!bed time methinks lol

orange 4 life
07-07-2004, 04:25 PM
cashews
dt. coke
books
rain (EXCEPT NOT 6 weeks at a time...like it has been!)

NO EXTENDENDED WARRANTY...never pays what goes wrong....

fiction or non-fiction?

fiction, and you are dead wrong about a warranty.
i would know, since managing car dealers is what i do for a living.

if i told you a NEW car had NO warranty, would you still buy it?
how much ADDITIONAL discount would you want if i took away that nice 3/36 warranty the manufacturer provides?

it covers EVRYTHING that goes wrong if its a FULL coverage warranty.
quite simply, its an extension of the SAME warranty you get from the factory.
if you paid for a warranty in the past that didnt cover much, then you got hosed, and for that im sorry.

pm me next time you buy a car and ill make sure EVERY part of the deal is on the up and up.

many additional products available on cars (paint pro., credit life, disability, etc.) are HUGE wastes of hard earned money, but warranty and gap ins. (in the event of a total loss) are not.
they just need to be 100% coverage policies.
im always more than happy to assist anyone from the mane in any way regarding vehicle purchases.

best movie of the year so far?

orange 4 life
07-07-2004, 04:50 PM
brownstar lol .....its a shaved gals butt!!!!bombflaps lol ...sadddle bags .....think about it lol

brownstar, cornhole, hershey highway, poop chute, brown eyed bend over cyclopse.

all good names LOL

orange 4 life
07-07-2004, 04:51 PM
sorry, that was dirty.
no offense to anyone

jake

Tredici
07-07-2004, 06:13 PM
Favorite movie so far this year? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

What program will you watch the re-runs over and over?

kappys
07-07-2004, 07:17 PM
Seinfeld, without a doubt.

What is the worst progam on TV right now?