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Rohirrim
07-25-2017, 02:52 PM
Reasons for the ‘shocking’ drop are unclear, say researchers, and represent a huge and neglected area of public health
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jul/25/sperm-counts-among-western-men-have-halved-in-last-40-years-study

Fortunately, in an adjoining article on the same page, the cure is made available!

Boiled catnip taken on an empty stomach for three days could help, or a delicious goblet of dried ground pig testicles mixed with wine: a new study of medieval advice on male infertility...
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jul/25/catnip-and-dried-pig-testicles-study-reveals-medieval-infertility-advice

I don't know where you would get some of those ingredients, though. Amazon?

OABB
07-25-2017, 02:52 PM
Libtards

Brohemoth
07-25-2017, 02:57 PM
If it means fewer humans then cool.

ColoradoDarin
07-25-2017, 02:59 PM
If it means fewer humans then cool.

You first....

Rabb
07-25-2017, 03:03 PM
Boiled catnip taken on an empty stomach for three days could help

Um, jesus ****.

Brohemoth
07-25-2017, 03:17 PM
You first....

Nah. When the population reaches 15+ billion and they start cutting the hedges I will help draft the CHMS (competent human measuring standard).

ZONA
07-25-2017, 03:20 PM
Libtards

Everything is always political in your view. It seriously must suck to be you.

OABB
07-25-2017, 03:21 PM
Everything is always political in your view. It seriously must suck to be you.

I'm a centrist so I hate everybody. It's kind of fun actually.

Beantown Bronco
07-25-2017, 03:23 PM
We apparently need to move to the island from Lost.

RepentWalpurgis
07-25-2017, 03:33 PM
Nature detects overcrowding and is providing her own solution.

Guess Who
07-25-2017, 03:37 PM
Everything is always political in your view. It seriously must suck to be you.

:thumbs:

scorpio
07-25-2017, 03:50 PM
I hate kids so it's cool with me.

rmsanger
07-25-2017, 03:52 PM
If it means fewer humans then cool.

stop global warming, save the earth and humanity!

IndelibleScribe
07-25-2017, 03:57 PM
Damn, can't you just drink some muscle milk and call it a day?

Rohirrim
07-25-2017, 03:57 PM
Damn, can't you just drink some muscle milk and call it a day?

Only if it has dried pig testicles in it.

Rohirrim
07-25-2017, 03:58 PM
I'll bet Bear Grylls has a high count.

IndelibleScribe
07-25-2017, 04:02 PM
Only if it has dried pig testicles in it.

No Mountain Oysters shall touch my lips! That's worse than people eating Chicken feet and nuts for virility.

Archer81
07-25-2017, 04:03 PM
I'll bet Bear Grylls has a high count.


Not if he keeps doing naked workouts in subzero temperatures.


:Broncos:

IndelibleScribe
07-25-2017, 04:12 PM
Not if he keeps doing naked workouts in subzero temperatures.


:Broncos:

Isn't heat the main killer of sperm and cold the main killer of hard ons?

broncosteven
07-25-2017, 04:13 PM
I'll bet Bear Grylls has a high count.

I bet Gene's is higher.

Archer81
07-25-2017, 04:14 PM
Isn't heat the main killer of sperm and cold the main killer of hard ons?


I dont see how stripping down to go for a swim in a frozen lake/pond/river is good for your reproductive health overall.


:Broncos:

ShaneFalco
07-25-2017, 04:16 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/wLmLgch30VIpG/giphy.gif

Smiling Assassin27
07-25-2017, 04:36 PM
Worst job in the world: Sperm counter.

FireFly
07-25-2017, 04:40 PM
Not mine. Every time I even point it at my wife we're pregnant again Hilarious!

IndelibleScribe
07-25-2017, 04:55 PM
Not mine. Every time I even point it at my wife we're pregnant again Hilarious!

So you're the guy who had all of the tiger blood. Hilarious!

wolf754life
07-25-2017, 05:01 PM
Not mine. Every time I even point it at my wife we're pregnant again Hilarious!

not many of us ALphas left ...

do your job, keep making straight children.

ColoradoDarin
07-25-2017, 05:04 PM
Not mine. Every time I even point it at my wife we're pregnant again Hilarious!

Yay for birth control, otherwise we'd have 19 and counting too.

scorpio
07-25-2017, 05:21 PM
People who still voluntarily have children in 2017 are ****ing idiots.

Powderaddict
07-25-2017, 05:22 PM
Nah. When the population reaches 15+ billion and they start cutting the hedges I will help draft the CHMS (competent human measuring standard).

You could even name your group to sound similar to another group of guys who tried to do the same thing, might I suggest the Not All Socially Included party?

Archer81
07-25-2017, 05:35 PM
not many of us ALphas left ...

do your job, keep making straight children.



http://s3.r29static.com//bin/entry/5cb/x/1617152/image.gif


:Broncos:

IndelibleScribe
07-25-2017, 05:43 PM
People who still voluntarily have children in 2017 are ****ing idiots.

There are many ****ing idiots who have kids but having kids is not what makes them ****ing idiots.

Johnykbr
07-25-2017, 06:00 PM
People who still voluntarily have children in 2017 are ****ing idiots.

So only people that have Oops Babies are smart? I wonder if you have kids.

bronco militia
07-25-2017, 06:23 PM
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k260/Pete_028/batspunk.gif

bronco militia
07-25-2017, 06:24 PM
http://i2.wp.com/mqs.link/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/YTCep6W.jpg?resize=350%2C200

IndelibleScribe
07-25-2017, 06:30 PM
So only people that have Oops Babies are smart? I wonder if you have kids.

Based on his initial comment, you have to hope not.

broncocalijohn
07-25-2017, 09:24 PM
Damn, can't you just drink some muscle milk and call it a day?

Crow Milk much better.

Drunk Monkey
07-26-2017, 05:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/HisaKac.gif

I am done reproducing so doooon't care.

OABB
07-26-2017, 07:20 AM
Crow Milk much better.

Fight milk is best

scorpio
07-26-2017, 10:24 AM
I assure you, the world would keep turning without all of your precious crotch spawn.

barryr
07-26-2017, 10:51 AM
Global warming one guesses since that seems to be the popular explanation for everything. I would consider our food supply and globalists' agenda to reduce the "less important" faction of the world.

Beantown Bronco
07-26-2017, 11:07 AM
Stupid millennials and their skinny jeans.

cmhargrove
07-26-2017, 11:13 AM
The Handmaid's Tale - it's happening.


BTW - My wife any I had two of our kids while she was on the pill. So, the sperm count may be going down, but the ones that are left are freaky potent. :)

scorpio
07-26-2017, 11:20 AM
The Handmaid's Tale - it's happening.


BTW - My wife any I had two of our kids while she was on the pill. So, the sperm count may be going down, but the ones that are left are freaky potent. :)

Or someone is lying to you. :wave:

BroncoBeavis
07-26-2017, 11:31 AM
Or someone is lying to you. :wave:

http://i.imgur.com/Yixr3jv.gif

2KBack
07-26-2017, 11:46 AM
I assure you, the world would keep turning without all of your precious crotch spawn.

Well I can think of one kid that was a mistake.

scorpio
07-26-2017, 11:48 AM
Well I can think of one kid that was a mistake.

Leave your mother out of this.

kappys
07-26-2017, 11:55 AM
Stupid millennials and their skinny jeans.

Once you've crafted yourself a ball vagina with skinny jeans don't be surprised when nature decides to feminize you.

Johnykbr
07-26-2017, 12:03 PM
The Handmaid's Tale - it's happening.


BTW - My wife any I had two of our kids while she was on the pill. So, the sperm count may be going down, but the ones that are left are freaky potent. :)

Oops Babies...you, sir, are the only smart amongst us (according to our pleasant friend Scorpio)

scorpio
07-26-2017, 12:13 PM
Oops Babies...you, sir, are the only smart amongst us (according to our pleasant friend Scorpio)

I never said that oopses were ok (and it seems like this particular guy is getting cucked by his wife).

I just said that if you plan to have kids you are ****ing stupid.

Baby parents who made bad decisions always go crazy on me when I suggest it.

R8R H8R
07-26-2017, 12:33 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/wLmLgch30VIpG/giphy.gif

I saw this movie, but can't remember the name of it. If I am right about it, it is about a guy who is trying to save the mother & only born baby in the world. Apparently, the entire population of the world could not conceive any longer, until a sole mother does. Not a bad movie, but really was hampered by the over the top and unnecessary anti-immigration message that was embedded into it.

Anyway, I don't know if it was intentional or not, but I thought the meme was an interesting choice considering the thread topic. Rep.

Rohirrim
07-26-2017, 12:36 PM
I saw this movie, but can't remember the name of it. If I am right about it, it is about a guy who is trying to save the mother & only born baby in the world. Apparently, the entire population of the world could not conceive any longer, until a sole mother does. Not a bad movie, but really was hampered by the over the top and unnecessary anti-immigration message that was embedded into it.

Anyway, I don't know if it was intentional or not, but I thought the meme was an interesting choice considering the thread topic. Rep.

Children of Men
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206634/

R8R H8R
07-26-2017, 01:11 PM
Children of Men
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206634/

Ah, that's right. Thanks!

cmhargrove
07-26-2017, 01:14 PM
I never said that oopses were ok (and it seems like this particular guy is getting cucked by his wife).

I just said that if you plan to have kids you are ****ing stupid.

Baby parents who made bad decisions always go crazy on me when I suggest it.

Scorpio, I hope you do the world a favor and never have kids - doesn't sound like you have the necessary character to raise them in today's challenging world.

Also - no need to talk family smack about my wife and I, that's a pretty ****ty comment and you're a douche for saying it. I don't need to get in an argument with an internet coward, so let's just let it lie there.

Agamemnon
07-26-2017, 01:31 PM
There are many ****ing idiots who have kids but having kids is not what makes them ****ing idiots.

Well if they aren't idiots then they're sadists.

Johnykbr
07-26-2017, 01:41 PM
Well if they aren't idiots then they're sadists.

Surprise.

OABB
07-26-2017, 01:43 PM
According to the smell of my laundry hamper, this issue does not effect me.

scorpio
07-26-2017, 02:11 PM
Scorpio, I hope you do the world a favor and never have kids - doesn't sound like you have the necessary character to raise them in today's challenging world.

Also - no need to talk family smack about my wife and I, that's a pretty ****ty comment and you're a douche for saying it. I don't need to get in an argument with an internet coward, so let's just let it lie there.

**** you idiot. The world would surely be better off if you never reproduced again.

cmhargrove
07-26-2017, 02:20 PM
**** you idiot. The world would surely be better off if you never reproduced again.

Too late, my kids are all well adjusted adults starting their own families. Your anger and cynicism is misplaced, but that's your problem.

It's interesting that you overtly insult someone, then get upset when they are offended. Once again, your problem.

Agamemnon
07-26-2017, 02:25 PM
Surprise.

Hey, the truth is ugly sometimes. Children born now have a rather miserable life to forward to in most cases.

scorpio
07-26-2017, 02:28 PM
Too late, my kids are all well adjusted adults starting their own families. Your anger and cynicism is misplaced, but that's your problem.

It's interesting that you overtly insult someone, then get upset when they are offended. Once again, your problem.

I didn't insult you. I just pointed out that you were more than likely lied to by your wife.

cmhargrove
07-26-2017, 02:32 PM
I didn't insult you. I just pointed out that you were more than likely lied to by your wife.

Once again, you have no idea who I am or that my adult boys get mistaken for my brothers all the time, or that my wife and I have been solid for 28 years - you probably don't see your comment as a very personal insult, but I guarantee that it is.

Check yourself, don't act stupid by saying crap like that about people you don't know. It's a personal insult and I think you're mature enough to know that.

scorpio
07-26-2017, 02:35 PM
I don't care what you think. You are not special or unique. Your wife either cheated on you or lied to you about being on birth control.

Nobody beats 99% effectiveness twice, so you should probably have a talk with her about what happened however many years ago.

Probably not as "solid" as you think.

Johnykbr
07-26-2017, 02:36 PM
Hey, the truth is ugly sometimes. Children born now have a rather miserable life to forward to in most cases.

Aren't you like 20?

cmhargrove
07-26-2017, 02:38 PM
I don't care what you think. You are not special or unique. Your wife either cheated on you or lied to you about being on birth control.

Nobody beats 99% effectiveness twice, so you should probably have a talk with her about what happened however many years ago.

Probably not as "solid" as you think.

Have fun with life, internet champ.

scorpio
07-26-2017, 02:42 PM
Have fun with life, internet champ.

Your wife has played you for decades but you're mad at me ?

cmhargrove
07-26-2017, 02:54 PM
Your wife has played you for decades but you're mad at me ?

It seems pretty obvious from your projection that you've been cheated on before, and you're still pretty hurt. Want to talk about it?

scorpio
07-26-2017, 02:59 PM
It seems pretty obvious from your projection that you've been cheated on before, and you're still pretty hurt. Want to talk about it?

Never as far as I know. But it seems likely you have been. :wave: I hope all of your kids are actually yours (wouldn't bet on it).

Want to talk about it?

BroncoBeavis
07-26-2017, 03:01 PM
I don't care what you think. You are not special or unique. Your wife either cheated on you or lied to you about being on birth control.

Nobody beats 99% effectiveness twice, so you should probably have a talk with her about what happened however many years ago.

Probably not as "solid" as you think.

99's a theoretical number assuming absolutely every pill is taken right on time every day.

That's never the way it happens in real life. Plus, for the specific people it has effectiveness problems with, it's more likely to happen again. Especially when other medications come into play.

Johnykbr
07-26-2017, 03:02 PM
I don't care what you think. You are not special or unique. Your wife either cheated on you or lied to you about being on birth control.

Nobody beats 99% effectiveness twice, so you should probably have a talk with her about what happened however many years ago.

Probably not as "solid" as you think.

I don't want to wade to much into this topic but birth control only works that effectively if EVERY single criteria is met and even then for some women it is a mixed bag. If Mrs CMHargrove, or any woman, forgot the pill once in a single month the effectiveness goes down substantially. My OBGYN Doctor friend is not a proponent of the pill for these exact reasons.

scorpio
07-26-2017, 03:03 PM
99's a theoretical number assuming absolutely every pill is taken right on time every day.

I agree that trusting women to do what they are supposed to is unrealistic.

BroncoBeavis
07-26-2017, 03:11 PM
I agree that trusting women to do what they are supposed to is unrealistic.

So what's the Scorpio method?

Drunk Monkey
07-26-2017, 03:19 PM
Scorpio has to get banned for that right? Way over the line.

scorpio
07-26-2017, 03:21 PM
Scorpio has to get banned for that right? Way over the line.

Did I hurt your feelings? :~ohyah!:

scorpio
07-26-2017, 03:22 PM
So what's the Scorpio method?

Pump and dump.

ColoradoDarin
07-26-2017, 03:27 PM
So what's the Scorpio method?

Probably just to be fat and unattractive...

BroncoBeavis
07-26-2017, 03:28 PM
Pump and dump.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/QgGcMsvfMxBeM/giphy.gif

I mean with women.

scorpio
07-26-2017, 03:36 PM
Probably just to be fat and unattractive...

Guarantee I weigh less and am prettier than you.

BroncoBeavis
07-26-2017, 03:39 PM
I'll take unintentional prison pickup lines for $500 Alex.

ColoradoDarin
07-26-2017, 03:41 PM
I'll take unintentional prison pickup lines for $500 Alex.

Hilarious!Hilarious!

DomCasual
07-26-2017, 03:55 PM
This sperm thread is now in the butt.

BroncoBeavis
07-26-2017, 03:56 PM
This sperm thread is now in the butt.

That's definitely for $1000.

Dr. Broncenstein
07-26-2017, 04:04 PM
Speak for yourself, OP. I'm so fertile you got pregnant reading this.

R8R H8R
07-26-2017, 06:56 PM
This sperm thread is now in the butt.

Are gay jokes bannable? Even for mods?

BroncosfanGuy
07-26-2017, 07:54 PM
are all transformers fans that angry?

DomCasual
07-26-2017, 09:52 PM
Are gay jokes bannable? Even for mods?

Man, I'd never make a gay joke. It's not a thing I do.

R8R H8R
07-27-2017, 12:34 AM
Man, I'd never make a gay joke. It's not a thing I do.

No, of course not. Silly me. ;)

Guess Who
07-27-2017, 03:47 AM
Are gay jokes bannable? Even for mods?

why is that a gay joke? Women get sperm in the butt all the time

OABB
07-27-2017, 07:27 AM
I don't care what you think. You are not special or unique. Your wife either cheated on you or lied to you about being on birth control.

Nobody beats 99% effectiveness twice, so you should probably have a talk with her about what happened however many years ago.

Probably not as "solid" as you think.

How many people here know that antibiotics can counteract birth control?