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El Guapo
08-02-2016, 10:25 AM
Typing from the phone and at work, so have to make this short.

We'll be staying downtown, attentding a rockies game on friday. Looking for suggestions on good bars and a good place to ...uh, go at night to send a buddy out of bachelordom.

I've already compiled a decent list of brewpubs we'll probably be going to as well as one or two bars around coors field. We'll be in town fri and sat. He and I are big Broncos fan's , the other guys not so much. Too bad for them.

Thanks

BroncoBeavis
08-02-2016, 10:49 AM
Make sure to hit the Rodizio for a light snack to get you started.

Arkie
08-02-2016, 10:50 AM
Casa Bonita's! Try to get there before 6:00 to beat the crowds. :thumbs:

BroncoBeavis
08-02-2016, 10:52 AM
Casa Bonita's! Try to get there before 6:00 to beat the crowds. :thumbs:

If la Casa was in LoDo, this would be the way to go.

ColoradoDarin
08-02-2016, 10:53 AM
Shot

Gun

Willies

El Guapo
08-02-2016, 10:57 AM
Shot

Gun

Willies

I've heard this, but I've also heard there is no "vip."

Thanks for all suggestions. I've been to cass b's about 4 times in my life. It's awesome, we'll see if the guys want to split the uber.

BigPlayShay
08-02-2016, 11:00 AM
Shot

Gun

Willies

A.K.A. The Glendale Ballet

DENVERDUI55
08-02-2016, 11:06 AM
I'd get ahold of AK.....

Gutless Drunk
08-02-2016, 11:12 AM
If you are staying downtown then the Diamond Cabaret would probably be best for the strip club-

http://thediamondcabaret.com/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/diamond-cabaret-denver

ColoradoDarin
08-02-2016, 11:20 AM
I've heard this, but I've also heard there is no "vip."

Thanks for all suggestions. I've been to cass b's about 4 times in my life. It's awesome, we'll see if the guys want to split the uber.

I have no idea, I've never been there. Hit Prater up on Twitter and see if he's got any advice....

rmsanger
08-02-2016, 11:20 AM
Backpage + ter.

Flex Gunmetal
08-02-2016, 12:31 PM
If you are staying downtown then the Diamond Cabaret would probably be best for the strip club-

http://thediamondcabaret.com/

http://www.yelp.com/biz/diamond-cabaret-denver

This. Shotguns and LaBo are straight garbage.

broncocalijohn
08-02-2016, 12:37 PM
Make sure to hit the Rodizio for a light snack to get you started.

Light snack....Hilarious!

After eating there, make sure you know where the bathrooms are before hitting the town. Actually, good selection for dinner.

Spdirty can help you on making the Bachelor party entertaining. I think he knows some midget strippers too...or is that his brother's love affair.

Irish Stout
08-02-2016, 12:38 PM
If you're going from the Rockies game to the strip club, walk south on Blake to 18th and stop in at Delaneys for a cigar and a round of mini bowling. Delaney's is the cigar bar attached to Celtic Tavern.

And the strip club you go to in downtown Denver is Diamond Cabaret. The only other walkable option is La Boheim, but just go to the Diamon.

Abqbronco
08-02-2016, 01:21 PM
My suggestion is: don't lick the whipped cream off the strippers thigh until you are positive the stripper isn't a dude.

SleepingTiger
08-02-2016, 01:59 PM
My suggestion is: don't lick the whipped cream off the strippers thigh until you are positive the stripper isn't a dude.

WTF. LOL

My buddy once told me while we were in Korea, dont believe her when she is shy so she wants its dark and that she only likes it in the bung hole.

Bronco Yoda
08-02-2016, 02:04 PM
My suggestion is: don't lick the whipped cream off the strippers thigh until you are positive the stripper isn't a dude.

There's a backstory to this.... tell us more! Hilarious!

B-Large
08-02-2016, 02:08 PM
Charlie's or the The Wrangler- you'll have good fun there.

El Guapo
08-02-2016, 02:37 PM
Backpage + ter.

I'd imagine this is probably too far. Lol

El Guapo
08-02-2016, 02:38 PM
Charlie's or the The Wrangler- you'll have good fun there.

You think I'd blindly lead the group to these places after doing a quick 2 second search. I backed out of that search asap. Nice try. Haha

Agamemnon
08-02-2016, 02:59 PM
Don't kill the hooker.

bronco militia
08-02-2016, 04:34 PM
is this the new boob mojo thread?

B-Large
08-02-2016, 04:40 PM
You think I'd blindly lead the group to these places after doing a quick 2 second search. I backed out of that search asap. Nice try. Haha


Not just "The Handsome", but also "The Thorough".

I had flashes of you and the boys unknowingly walking into a joint like the Blue Oyster Bar, just like Harris and Proctor after Mahoney and Co. got them with their clever ruse.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-02-2016, 04:47 PM
Get some grapes and a cold sarsaparilla while you check out the all nude dancers at PT's

http://ptsallnudedenver.com/images/photos/PTsNude1.jpg

rmsanger
08-02-2016, 04:55 PM
I'd imagine this is probably too far. Lol

Oh Jesus Christ are these ladies having their princess party in Utah?

If ludes and pros aren't involved then it's not a real bach party.

:peace:

Abqbronco
08-02-2016, 05:14 PM
There's a backstory to this.... tell us more! Hilarious!

It's good advice. That's all anyone needs to know...

MamaMia
08-02-2016, 05:29 PM
Yeah, just get on backpage and look for a good value purchase on a two girl private show, so your whole crew can enjoy that and then let the groom to be finish em both off with or without the crew chearing him on. Its flawless. You're welcome.

69bronco
08-02-2016, 05:35 PM
all the titty bars in town suck or are extremely ghetto now, I'd just get an escort or two off backpage and get a room and party that way.

Edit: the post above me beat me to it.

GobBluth
08-02-2016, 05:42 PM
Go to Montreal.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
08-02-2016, 05:42 PM
PENTHOUSE CLUB!

rmsanger
08-02-2016, 05:47 PM
all the titty bars in town suck or are extremely ghetto now, I'd just get an escort or two off backpage and get a room and party that way.

Edit: the post above me beat me to it.

^5

ak1971
08-02-2016, 07:26 PM
all the titty bars in town suck or are extremely ghetto now, I'd just get an escort or two off backpage and get a room and party that way.

Edit: the post above me beat me to it.

**** that .. the ghetto the better...Dandy Dans, Paper Tiger...PTs Nude over by Kennedy. etc etc. Or better yet start your night up by Cheyenne in the afternoon at The Clowns Den (buy a bunch of fireworks while your up there..for party favors later in the night) . Just hire someone to drive a van (nothing fancy) this way its easier to clean out.. and just get the dude so hammered he can wake up and and wonder what the hell happened

Requiem
08-02-2016, 07:28 PM
Make it a night to remember.

Archer81
08-02-2016, 07:46 PM
Charlie's or the The Wrangler- you'll have good fun there.


This is just wrong.


:Broncos:

Gort
08-02-2016, 08:15 PM
duh! Casa Bonita.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/e/e6/Char_10513.jpg

enjolras
08-02-2016, 08:22 PM
The supporters bus to a Rapids game is stupid fun. I've successfully used it for Bachelors parties in the past.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/august-6th-vs-vancouver-c38-colorado-rapids-supporters-bus-to-the-game-tickets-26620895816

You get drunk, you get on a bus, you get more drunk.. you go to a game and sit in the fun rowdy section and get more drunk. The people are great. You'll meet some really really fun ones (we picked up a fun group of ladies last time).

You'll get done in time to hit a strip club or whatever else you want after.

UberBroncoMan
08-02-2016, 08:40 PM
Buy Monopoly and alcohol.

B-Large
08-03-2016, 07:15 AM
This is just wrong.


:Broncos:


There is nothing more flattering than the attention a straight man gets at a gay bar.... And where else will his boys see a really fit, really tan guy in daisy dukes, work boots and a cowboy hat dancing on the bar?

My wife and the girls love LaFittes in Exile down in New Orleans, we always stop in for drinks when we're down New Orleans with our group... Not gonna lie, I get a lot of looks.... ^5

El Guapo
08-03-2016, 07:47 AM
The supporters bus to a Rapids game is stupid fun. I've successfully used it for Bachelors parties in the past.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/august-6th-vs-vancouver-c38-colorado-rapids-supporters-bus-to-the-game-tickets-26620895816

You get drunk, you get on a bus, you get more drunk.. you go to a game and sit in the fun rowdy section and get more drunk. The people are great. You'll meet some really really fun ones (we picked up a fun group of ladies last time).

You'll get done in time to hit a strip club or whatever else you want after.

That would be great,but we're going to the Rockies game that night.

DENVERDUI55
08-03-2016, 08:04 AM
and just get the dude so hammered he can wake up and and wonder what the hell happened

Reminds me of my best friends bachelor party. We got him so drunk he got alcohol poisoning. Strippers were pouring southern comfort down his throat. He ended up in the hospital for 36 hours. To his credit though he dropped the line of the weekend when he came too. With his mom, sisters, and wife there, the first thing he said was Baby, thetc Strippers didn't have anything on you!

Smiling Assassin27
08-03-2016, 08:07 AM
Waterworld. Bring your speedos.

Beantown Bronco
08-03-2016, 08:12 AM
Reminds me of my best friends bachelor party. We got him so drunk he got alcohol poisoning. Strippers were pouring southern comfort down his throat. He ended up in the hospital for 36 hours. To his credit though he dropped the line of the weekend when he came too. With his mom, sisters, and wife there, the first thing he said was Baby, thetc Strippers didn't have anything on you!

And that's why I never understood scheduling the bachelor party for the night before the actual wedding. One week before......no less.

Blart
08-03-2016, 08:21 AM
Skip the strip club. Find a club that's a haven for bachelorette parties.

rmsanger
08-03-2016, 08:35 AM
Skip the strip club. Find a club that's a haven for bachelorette parties.

So you suggest they attend a thunder from down under show?

:slapsilly

DENVERDUI55
08-03-2016, 08:40 AM
And that's why I never understood scheduling the bachelor party for the night before the actual wedding. One week before......no less.

Yeah it was at least a week out. Lucky for him.

Bronx33
08-03-2016, 12:13 PM
I'd get ahold of AK.....

This

enjolras
08-03-2016, 09:32 PM
That would be great,but we're going to the Rockies game that night.

You said you were doing the game on Friday night??

Archer81
08-03-2016, 09:52 PM
There is nothing more flattering than the attention a straight man gets at a gay bar.... And where else will his boys see a really fit, really tan guy in daisy dukes, work boots and a cowboy hat dancing on the bar?

My wife and the girls love LaFittes in Exile down in New Orleans, we always stop in for drinks when we're down New Orleans with our group... Not gonna lie, I get a lot of looks.... ^5



Never daisy dukes. Usually less. Briefs. Jock. Speedo. At least in my experience.


:Broncos:

ZONA
08-04-2016, 12:24 AM
There is nothing more flattering than the attention a straight man gets at a gay bar.... And where else will his boys see a really fit, really tan guy in daisy dukes, work boots and a cowboy hat dancing on the bar?

My wife and the girls love LaFittes in Exile down in New Orleans, we always stop in for drinks when we're down New Orleans with our group... Not gonna lie, I get a lot of looks.... ^5

Seriously? There's NOTHING more Flattering then that to you? You're a married man and you find it more flattering to get noticed by gay men then you would be if you're wife said how good you looked or something like that? That's a little weird.

BroncoBeavis
08-04-2016, 05:42 AM
Seriously? There's NOTHING more Flattering then that to you? You're a married man and you find it more flattering to get noticed by gay men then you would be if you're wife said how good you looked or something like that? That's a little weird.

Or of oourse the ultimate coup de grace of being called by another quarterback's name in the moment.

B-Large
08-04-2016, 06:47 AM
Seriously? There's NOTHING more Flattering then that to you? You're a married man and you find it more flattering to get noticed by gay men then you would be if you're wife said how good you looked or something like that? That's a little weird.

When all the boys are staring at you, you know you've still got it. I still get a lot of attention at the hospital, 85 percent women... I think I could still pull down some top prospects even at 40.

El Guapo
08-05-2016, 01:40 PM
You said you were doing the game on Friday night??

"I may have short-circuited." -hillary clinton

BroncoBeavis
08-05-2016, 01:50 PM
"I may have short-circuited." -hillary clinton

More evidence!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CogMopKVMAAtkl9.jpg