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Doggcow
01-08-2016, 06:27 PM
1) Play Schofield all season, makes oline look weak, no one expects us to Polumbus Effect them in the playoffs
2) Schofield extra stealth Raiders sabotage. By eating Kalil Mack's dick so hard, we wanted to make him the first All Pro at 2 positions. Why? So he holds them contract hostage.
3) Intentionally bootlegs Manning into "he's done" status, another underestimation.
4) Has weeks to install ultra-god offense with Polumbus Effect and Manning, along with the "lightning off the bench" strat that teams have to account for.
5) Manning fresh for the post season. First time in his career right? Mastermind.
6) Keep KC's hopes alive, so they tryhard their way to the wildcard, we know they'll lose, getting us Houston in the 2nd round (easiest team out there)
6) Get Pagano an extension, so luck doesn't become a future issue, because god knows the only merit win he had was against us.
6) Manning can now just "One Last Ride" us to the Lombardi with an epic walk off home run.

Who's in?

OABB
01-08-2016, 06:37 PM
In

labronx
01-08-2016, 08:46 PM
pretty good... lol

Cito Pelon
01-08-2016, 08:50 PM
1) Play Schofield all season, makes oline look weak, no one expects us to Polumbus Effect them in the playoffs
2) Schofield extra stealth Raiders sabotage. By eating Kalil Mack's dick so hard, we wanted to make him the first All Pro at 2 positions. Why? So he holds them contract hostage.
3) Intentionally bootlegs Manning into "he's done" status, another underestimation.
4) Has weeks to install ultra-god offense with Polumbus Effect and Manning, along with the "lightning off the bench" strat that teams have to account for.
5) Manning fresh for the post season. First time in his career right? Mastermind.
6) Keep KC's hopes alive, so they tryhard their way to the wildcard, we know they'll lose, getting us Houston in the 2nd round (easiest team out there)
6) Get Pagano an extension, so luck doesn't become a future issue, because god knows the only merit win he had was against us.
6) Manning can now just "One Last Ride" us to the Lombardi with an epic walk off home run.

Who's in?

Nice rant, I was thinking I'd do it but chickened out.

pricejj
01-08-2016, 08:56 PM
All in on Kubiak ultra-mastermind status as long as...

Mike "make you into a HOFer in 1 game" Schofield underworld sucklord status gets kicked so far to the curb that he ends up on East Colfax selling hemoglobin for smokes.

JPPT1974
01-08-2016, 09:00 PM
Just hope P.M. can walk off into the sunset hopefully!

Powderaddict
01-08-2016, 09:03 PM
Isn't that pretty much what the coach told Kaylore over some radishes in produce?

:D

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
01-08-2016, 09:09 PM
1) Play Schofield all season, makes oline look weak, no one expects us to Polumbus Effect them in the playoffs
2) Schofield extra stealth Raiders sabotage. By eating Kalil Mack's dick so hard, we wanted to make him the first All Pro at 2 positions. Why? So he holds them contract hostage.
3) Intentionally bootlegs Manning into "he's done" status, another underestimation.
4) Has weeks to install ultra-god offense with Polumbus Effect and Manning, along with the "lightning off the bench" strat that teams have to account for.
5) Manning fresh for the post season. First time in his career right? Mastermind.
6) Keep KC's hopes alive, so they tryhard their way to the wildcard, we know they'll lose, getting us Houston in the 2nd round (easiest team out there)
6) Get Pagano an extension, so luck doesn't become a future issue, because god knows the only merit win he had was against us.
6) Manning can now just "One Last Ride" us to the Lombardi with an epic walk off home run.

Who's in?

I'm in!
http://p3cdn4static.sharpschool.com/UserFiles/Servers/Server_117895/Image/imin/I'mIn_Logo.jpg

Powderaddict
01-08-2016, 09:11 PM
Oh, forgot to say IN!

OABB
01-08-2016, 09:54 PM
Just hope P.M. can walk off into the sunset hopefully!

I just hope he can walk period.

Raidersbane
01-08-2016, 11:25 PM
Waaaaaaay in......deep penetration in!

Doggcow
01-09-2016, 12:49 AM
Waaaaaaay in......deep penetration in!

^5

Drunk Monkey
01-09-2016, 07:52 AM
Balls deep in!!!

CHEF LUIGI
01-09-2016, 08:11 AM
regardless of this sarcastic farce, I am all in on GFK as the broncos HC.
clever thread, enjoy.

randerson1184
01-09-2016, 08:44 AM
I'm in like Flynn.

Miss I.
01-09-2016, 08:51 AM
excellent. I'm in.

http://media2.giphy.com/media/IeLOBZb7ZdQ1G/giphy.gif

CHEF LUIGI
01-09-2016, 08:54 AM
I'm in like Flynn.the Eskimo or the spy ?

R8R H8R
01-09-2016, 09:30 AM
So far in, I'm lost!

ColoradoDarin
01-09-2016, 11:11 AM
In.

http://i1.wp.com/in5d.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tin-foil-hat-history.jpg

Kaylore
01-09-2016, 12:41 PM
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!

rugbythug
01-09-2016, 12:48 PM
Ring of Fame in!

4Horsemen
01-09-2016, 03:27 PM
A-


Deducted for the fact of mentioning kFc in your OP.

Nice job

Doggcow
02-07-2016, 10:50 PM
I was close ya?