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SoCalBronco
02-26-2014, 09:46 AM
http://www.timesofisrael.com/aids-cured-says-egypts-military/

Lulz. There's hope for Derek Wolfe after all.

:kiddingme

B-Large
02-26-2014, 10:57 AM
“I take AIDS from the patient, and feed the patient on AIDS, I give it to him as a kebab skewer to feed on,” he said, presumably metaphorically. “I take the disease, and I give it to him as food, and this is the top of scientific miracles.”

Awesome.

Requiem
02-26-2014, 11:12 AM
Thank you Horus!

Pony Boy
02-26-2014, 11:21 AM
Right! Egypt's military claim to have "conquered" AIDS and hepatitis is a

“Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket”

SoCalBronco
02-26-2014, 11:24 AM
“I take AIDS from the patient, and feed the patient on AIDS, I give it to him as a kebab skewer to feed on,” he said, presumably metaphorically. “I take the disease, and I give it to him as food, and this is the top of scientific miracles.”

Awesome.




Hilarious!

Yep, I was dying when I saw that.

IndelibleScribe
02-26-2014, 11:24 AM
Didn't they cure some guy of AIDS by using stem cells or something a few years ago?

Requiem
02-26-2014, 11:25 AM
Hilarious!

Yep, I was dying when I saw that.

I imagine this is the cure for basement Ambien fecal issues too?

SoCalBronco
02-26-2014, 11:26 AM
I imagine this is the cure for basement Ambien fecal issues too?

Lol

B-Large
02-26-2014, 11:26 AM
Hilarious!

Yep, I was dying when I saw that.

hilarious, if I could Sig that quote I would. Kabab Skewer... just a great quote.

B-Large
02-26-2014, 11:27 AM
Didn't they cure some guy of AIDS by using stem cells or something a few years ago?

they did it with a bone marrow transplant type procedure or something.... maybe it was stem cells being trasplanted into bone marrow...

IndelibleScribe
02-26-2014, 11:34 AM
they did it with a bone marrow transplant type procedure or something.... maybe it was stem cells being trasplanted into bone marrow...

Yeah it was something like that.

GreatBronco16
02-26-2014, 12:22 PM
Didn't they cure some guy of AIDS by using stem cells or something a few years ago?

Don't know about that, but I do know that Doctors have used the HIV virus to cure certain types of cancer.

B-Large
02-26-2014, 01:26 PM
Yeah it was something like that.

All I know for sure, is neither you and I seem to have a grasp of what it actually was.... lol

cutthemdown
02-26-2014, 02:14 PM
Don't know about that, but I do know that Doctors have used the HIV virus to cure certain types of cancer.

The doctors at City of Hope, (where my brother was saved) are working on that. They take the HIV virus and strip it of all disease causing agents so its just the shell left. They then fill the shell with agents that destroy the cancer cell, programmed to attack it.

HIV so good at attaching to t-cells I guess the new virus attacks the cancer cells and kills it.

I give 1000 bucks every yr to the City Of Hope they do fantastic work for the whole world at that place.

24champ
02-26-2014, 02:19 PM
What about cobra aids?

Rohirrim
02-26-2014, 02:20 PM
Well, I love lamb kabobs...

SoCalBronco
02-26-2014, 02:37 PM
What about cobra aids?

That will be a tougher problem to handle.

elsid13
02-26-2014, 02:55 PM
That will be a tougher problem to handle.

No it just involved harvesting more unicorn spunk. Rev got a lot of jacking to do...

UberBroncoMan
02-26-2014, 04:07 PM
Would be lulz if some ****ty third world military cured AIDS and Hep C.

cutthemdown
02-27-2014, 03:49 AM
Watching City of Hope in action was eye popping. So different then normal hospitals. You have to see it to understand the level of care, and the level of medicine and innovation.

They make money off the fact they develop the newest and most advanced drugs and treatments in the world.