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Ratboy
02-02-2014, 12:16 PM
Wife's water broke.

3 hours before the game.

****.

I refuse to miss this game.

McDman
02-02-2014, 12:17 PM
Tell her to hold on!

Kaylore
02-02-2014, 12:18 PM
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spdirty
02-02-2014, 12:18 PM
Well, with that timing, congratulations on having a daughter. Because only a woman would do this to you.

Ratboy
02-02-2014, 12:22 PM
Well, with that timing, congratulations on having a daughter. Because only a woman would do this to you.

We wish it was a daughter, but we're pretty sure he's coming out with a dong.

Ratboy
02-02-2014, 12:23 PM
Labor and Delivery confirmed that they have a TV with AFN. The nurse was laughing so hard when I asked her.

Rohirrim
02-02-2014, 12:23 PM
If the water broke you gotta go. Some things in life are even bigger than the SB. Hard to believe, but it's true.



And fortunately, they invented cell phones. :thumbs:

Los Broncos
02-02-2014, 12:24 PM
Bummer dude, hope we win for the baby.

theAPAOps5
02-02-2014, 12:24 PM
Wife's water broke.

3 hours before the game.

****.

I refuse to miss this game.

First off congrats! Didn't even know you had gotten married.

Second, tell her to hold it, keep the moaning down, and show her where the car keys are.




Kidding...... mostly.

Paladin
02-02-2014, 12:26 PM
Peyton Manning Ratboy !!!!

Drunken.Broncoholic2
02-02-2014, 12:27 PM
We wish it was a daughter, but we're pretty sure he's coming out with a dong.

That'll be good 16 years or so from now. That way you won't have to intimidate little dudes knocking on the door.

theAPAOps5
02-02-2014, 12:28 PM
Labor and Delivery confirmed that they have a TV with AFN. The nurse was laughing so hard when I asked her.

Holy freaking ****, this is funny. Now, none of this silly natural childbirth ****. Get her an epidural so you can enjoy the game. STAT!

But you need to get going on this straight away. If you delay, you are screwed.

One last tip, check your room for good angles. As in find a mirror that you can then see the TV from. That way you show her you care buy turning your back on the Broncos and being there for her.

oubronco
02-02-2014, 12:29 PM
Wife's water broke.

3 hours before the game.

****.

I refuse to miss this game.

Congrats Bro!!! My baby had a baby Thursday I'm a Grandpa!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris
02-02-2014, 12:29 PM
Just don't go

Games more important

errand
02-02-2014, 12:31 PM
you sure she didn't just pour some water on the floor to mess with you?

theAPAOps5
02-02-2014, 12:31 PM
Just don't go

Games more important

Yeah, thats what second children are for! Besides, just like weddings, these delivery things are all for the women.......


I am saying a lot of this because I am pretty sure my wife is standing right behind me. If I go silent I want someone to know why.

Drunk Monkey
02-02-2014, 12:32 PM
Congrats

Is it your first? Can't really put it into words what it is like the first time you hold your baby.

DomCasual
02-02-2014, 12:33 PM
If you have a girl, name her Peyton.

If you have a boy, name him Peyton.

HILife
02-02-2014, 12:33 PM
Congrats. DVR the game, or watch it on the smart phone.

ludo21
02-02-2014, 12:33 PM
Congrats Ratboy!!

There will be tvs in the hospital, unless your in bawash hickville use. You will be fine

Agamemnon
02-02-2014, 12:34 PM
Baby mojo?

theAPAOps5
02-02-2014, 12:35 PM
By the way, holding your child for the first time and looking into their eyes.... nothing on the face of this earth will feel as good, it isn't even close.

I know we are all kidding, but this trumps a silly game. So lucky you, as you are about to experience one hell of a great Sunday night into Monday morning.

stopgap
02-02-2014, 12:40 PM
Not bad timing at all.

Brewer
02-02-2014, 12:44 PM
We wish it was a daughter, but we're pretty sure he's coming out with a dong.

Lady Gaga has a dong. Right?:rofl: Congratulations! You'll be able to tell your new baby that his (?) birthday is the day that Peyton won his first Super Bowl with the Broncos. :thumbsup:

Ratboy
02-02-2014, 12:46 PM
This is our second child.

Thanks for the words every body. I have to make sure she's ready to leave shortly.

Go Broncos!

Rohirrim
02-02-2014, 12:46 PM
If you have a girl, name her Peyton.

If you have a boy, name him Peyton.

Or Demaryius. ;D

ant1999e
02-02-2014, 12:49 PM
Congrats!

Houshyamama
02-02-2014, 12:50 PM
Name it ****ingHellCouldn'tYouWaitOneMoreDay Ratboy

barryr
02-02-2014, 12:50 PM
They have TV's at hospitals. But you really had the time to stop to write in here your wife's water broke? Now that's Bronco dedication.

OBF1
02-02-2014, 12:56 PM
What a selfish, one way wife you have... But you need to take some of the blame. Never have sex unprotected 8-9 months before the super bowl or any other important event that may be of interest.

Congrats

cmhargrove
02-02-2014, 12:58 PM
Even if you have to change your last name, just make sure your child's initials are PFM.

Congrats!

ColoradoDarin
02-02-2014, 01:19 PM
Congrats on the TV being in the room!


J/K Congrats for real :)

Dr. Broncenstein
02-02-2014, 01:20 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dr. Broncenstein
02-02-2014, 01:22 PM
BTW if it's your second kiddo she should deliver before the game. Holy crap that kid has terrible timing.

stopgap
02-02-2014, 01:22 PM
This is our second child.

Thanks for the words every body. I have to make sure she's ready to leave shortly.

Go Broncos!i

An O-Maner is having a baby. Scratch that... WE are having a baby :)

ColoradoDarin
02-02-2014, 01:27 PM
BTW if it's your second kiddo she should deliver before the game. Holy crap that kid has terrible timing.

Ours:
First kid - 17 hours of labor, wife pushed for 35 minutes
2nd - 7 labor - 1 minute push
3rd - 5 hours labor - emergency c-sect

Ol#7
02-02-2014, 01:35 PM
Ratboy, use UStvnow.com on your smart phone. Free account, available to Military overseas, you will get the network feed.

stopgap
02-02-2014, 01:39 PM
Ours:
First kid - 17 hours of labor, wife pushed for 35 minutes
2nd - 7 labor - 1 minute push
3rd - 5 hours labor - emergency c-sect

So you are basically saying you got off lucky being born a man?

My daughter was a c-sect.

sgbfan
02-02-2014, 01:40 PM
Wife's water broke.

3 hours before the game.

****.

I refuse to miss this game.

Its what they call Family planning. My wife's due in July. If she's a few weeks late, I may miss the first preseason game.

JK. Congrats and good luck.

McDman
02-02-2014, 01:42 PM
This is our second child.

Thanks for the words every body. I have to make sure she's ready to leave shortly.

Go Broncos!

Second? Tell her to catch a cab and text you later.

Jason in LA
02-02-2014, 01:43 PM
Wait, her water broke, and you have time to post on the OM? ;D

stopgap
02-02-2014, 02:01 PM
Wait, her water broke, and you have time to post on the OM? ;D

He may be a bit of a drama queen.

oubronco
02-02-2014, 02:02 PM
Dedication man

BroncsCheer
02-02-2014, 02:08 PM
Good luck ratboy family

Births trump everything - EVERYTHING

stopgap
02-02-2014, 02:12 PM
'Tis such a great day. Denver in the Super Bowl and the added fact that ratboy did indeed have a sexual relation.

Ray Finkle
02-02-2014, 02:16 PM
Congrats!

FireFly
02-02-2014, 02:17 PM
Congrats!! I know it's not quite the same, but I'm skipping a job interview for a big promotion to watch the game! Also, labor can go on and on forever - you NEED to take an iPad or something to... Take her mind off the pain!

We had a tv in there for our first, lord of the rings was playing the whole time!

ColoradoDarin
02-02-2014, 02:21 PM
So you are basically saying you got off lucky being born a man?

My daughter was a c-sect.

Yes.

smalltowngrll
02-02-2014, 02:40 PM
They have tv's in the hospital. We watched the football game while I was in labor with my 4-year old. It was a great distraction.

bowtown
02-02-2014, 02:47 PM
Good luck!!! If we win you have to name him/her Peyton or Champ.

24champ
02-02-2014, 02:50 PM
Epic thread!

Congrats Ratboy!

stopgap
02-02-2014, 02:52 PM
They have tv's in the hospital. We watched the football game while I was in labor with my 4-year old. It was a great distraction.


You just won our hearts.

But to get to the matter, you gave birth to a 4 year old?

stopgap
02-02-2014, 02:54 PM
Epic thread!

Congrats Ratboy!

In reality, you should prob be giving props to the wife. Not only for producing a child, but more for putting up with him.

theAPAOps5
02-02-2014, 03:03 PM
This is our second child.

Thanks for the words every body. I have to make sure she's ready to leave shortly.

Go Broncos!

Oh screw that then, have her call you when she is done.... but tell her to make sure the game is over.

theAPAOps5
02-02-2014, 03:04 PM
Name it ****ingHellCouldn'tYouWaitOneMoreDay Ratboy

Or in other words.... God Damnit.

DenverBroncosJM
02-02-2014, 03:08 PM
This ones for Ratboy!

tesnyde
02-02-2014, 03:15 PM
Congrats.....it's going to be a great day for you in more ways than me. You can now buy jerseys because of the tax break.

gadlaw
02-02-2014, 03:24 PM
Best of luck with the birth and good health to everyone!

strafen
02-02-2014, 03:27 PM
Labor and Delivery confirmed that they have a TV with AFN. The nurse was laughing so hard when I asked her.Congratulations!
the miracle of life, it's a beautiful thing!