View Full Version : Oleg many nerve ****ting!

Oleg Gordievsky
02-01-2014, 12:33 PM
Please make excusing Oleg if title is not how person is supposing to say figuring of talk. Oleg has trying smoking the legal weeds. Oleg has trying making sexing with fetid evening lady whore. If Oleg was many younger, Oleg would making running over hobo man with auto car. In past time this activity bringing Oleg many peaceful.

Oleg kidding you never! Oleg feeling nerves like virgin boy in dime whore brothel!

Any Orange Mane person giving idea for nerve shaking?


02-01-2014, 12:35 PM
Oh thank god for this.

02-01-2014, 12:37 PM
Oleg is my favorite OM meme/shtick.

If we could get a Horvil Tiki posting that would seal it imo.

02-01-2014, 12:39 PM
These never get old. Hilarious!

02-01-2014, 12:56 PM
I've had nervous energy all day. Praise be to Tebow for this thread.

Taco John
02-01-2014, 12:57 PM
Oleg, I'm thinking a nice game of "step in front of a moving car to try and get a fat settlement" would help calm those nerves...

Old Dude
02-01-2014, 01:28 PM
Can't go wrong with this, Oleg.

Step 1: Go to nearest Starbucks on Sunday morning and order two expressos. Drink one of them immediately; gulp down the second as you drive or walk away.

Step 2: Meanwhile get yourself a 6-pack of high energy drinks. Red Bull or Rockstar if you can find them, but Monster will work in a pinch. Try to drink at least one per hour in the 6 hours leading up to the game.

Step 3: Try not to think about the game or anything related to the colors orange, blue, green or white.

Step 4: Validate your fears. Spend as much time as possible reading posts on a Seahawks fan site. Failing that, watch the NFL network and pay particularly close attention to Heath Evans, reminding yourself that he's an expert who gets paid 12 times your annual income for analyzing these games.

Step 5: Spend as much time possible with negative people. They don't necessarily have to be negative about the football games. Negativity in general will work. If you can't find any, tune into the any station on talk radio.

Step 6: If you start to feel chest pains, rapid heartbeat or shortness of breath, just breath in as fast and deep and quickly as you can and don't stop until it feels better.

Step 7: Remind yourself that you are powerless to affect the outcome of the game (or anything else in your life).

Step 8: Appreciate the stakes. Keep in mind that if your team loses, it will be a permanent stain on your judgment and sense of self-worth.

Step 9: If none of that helps to calm you down, then think about the insurance settlement option. (see above)

02-01-2014, 01:41 PM
hahahaha Oleg.

02-01-2014, 01:48 PM

Any thoughts or analysis for SB 48?

02-01-2014, 01:50 PM
I'm as jumpy as a cockroach in a chicken coop.

02-01-2014, 02:41 PM
Oleg I found many nice photo from your boy wedding making beautiful picture. Extreme ripe daughter in laws make for beautiful horsewoman


02-01-2014, 02:44 PM
An Oleg sighting.....Awesome!!!

Now go get 3 whores and make us proud

02-01-2014, 03:11 PM
Just do what you did in the gulag, put a turnip in a heavy woolen sock and naw on it until game time.

Yes as it got closer to 24 hours away my nerves ramped up.

I made a lucky pot of my Norwegian Grandmothers recipe of Lapskaus to serve my parents and cousin for the game and I nailed it! The SB win is ensured.

02-01-2014, 03:30 PM
Each and every Oleg post is a gift to be cherished.

02-01-2014, 03:32 PM
The **** you been, comrade?

02-01-2014, 03:35 PM
Right there with ya, man

stagger lee
02-01-2014, 06:01 PM
Pure gold.

02-01-2014, 07:59 PM
any day with an oleg post is a good day

mellow mood
02-01-2014, 08:04 PM
oleg you rock! :thumbs:

Its so tough
Im trying hard not to get to lit up tonight
my nerves are at a high, and i have a house full of booz

guess it could be worse :)


Pick Six
02-01-2014, 08:39 PM
You should be the official OM reporter, for the Sochi Olympics...:pimp:

02-01-2014, 09:12 PM
The belly is full, but the eyes are hungry.
Брюхо сыто, да глаза голодны.

02-01-2014, 09:29 PM
Many a laugh is had at post of Oleg

02-01-2014, 10:53 PM
The siting of old friends eases the nerves with a good chuckle! Just ready for kickoff!!

02-02-2014, 05:44 AM
STG!! Where have you been hiding?

02-02-2014, 08:01 AM
STG!! Where have you been hiding?

Lurking mostly. Raising a 4 year old. Couldn't be silent when Oleg appeared! Super excited for the game!