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Inkana7
02-01-2014, 10:09 AM
Highlights:

Broncos linebacker Nate Irving has his own plans for a wild week: He will stay in his Jersey City hotel room and, for three hours a night, try to capture adorable monsters with names like Pikachu and Jigglypuff in a Japanese kids' videogame called "Pokemon."

Irving likes to talk to himself, sing to himself and dance by himself. Ayers said he once spotted Irving driving home after practice, bobbing his head up and down to music. The stereo wasn't on.

In his free time, Irving tends to his two pets, male and female bearded dragons he calls "the big man" and "the little girl," and plays videogames.

Irving, who set a career high with 41 tackles this season, said he has no plans to venture outside his hotel in his free time during Super Bowl week, in part because he's already been to New York plenty of times. But he promises he won't spend all his time playing "Pokemon." He he might occasionally mix things up by watching HGTV, the home-improvement cable channel.

Irving hopes to build his own house one day. "It's good," he said of HGTV. "I sit there, looking at all the different things you can do. It kind of fascinates me."

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303743604579350691328269718

Smiling Assassin27
02-01-2014, 10:10 AM
He's weird because he's normal.

schaaf
02-01-2014, 10:10 AM
Prepare your anus, sir.

Inkana7
02-01-2014, 10:11 AM
Prepare your anus, sir.

Ugh, sorry. I haven't been here much this week.

bpc
02-01-2014, 10:31 AM
Cool. He's stepped in well. Like the physical presence he has brought. These guys need to stay calm. Glad he has something that grounds him.

TheReverend
02-01-2014, 12:23 PM
Hopefully he goes Charrizard tomorrow.

DomCasual
02-01-2014, 12:26 PM
Ugh, sorry. I haven't been here much this week.

Never apologize for a double thread. We take so much joy around here in saying some version of "Prepare your anus," it's like you're giving us a gift!

Being the first to say "Prepare your anus" is easily as satisfying as being the first to start a thread about some bit of news.

Am I right?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-01-2014, 12:26 PM
If they go to the strip club they don't care enough.

If they stay in and play games, they're weird.

No winning with this fanbase.

TheReverend
02-01-2014, 12:30 PM
If they go to the strip club they don't care enough.

If they stay in and play games, they're weird.

No winning with this fanbase.

Only to win is to do this:






























http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/peyton-manning2.jpg?w=599&h=492

KevinJames
02-01-2014, 12:47 PM
Nate Irving is one of my fav player

I choose you Nate Irving.

Lestat
02-01-2014, 12:48 PM
Seems normal to me.

Taco John
02-01-2014, 12:54 PM
Nate Irving is a geek, which is about the best thing in the world you can be...

srphoenix
02-01-2014, 01:44 PM
Well at least we know of one player that won't be getting into trouble unless pikachu is code word for hooker.

delany
02-01-2014, 01:52 PM
Never apologize for a double thread. We take so much joy around here in saying some version of "Prepare your anus," it's like you're giving us a gift!

Being the first to say "Prepare your anus" is easily as satisfying as being the first to start a thread about some bit of news.

Am I right?

Far better than getting a donut in a long running thread.

HILife
02-01-2014, 01:55 PM
Prepare your anus, sir.

hahaha thought the same thing as soon as I open the thread.

HILife
02-01-2014, 01:56 PM
Never apologize for a double thread. We take so much joy around here in saying some version of "Prepare your anus," it's like you're giving us a gift!

Being the first to say "Prepare your anus" is easily as satisfying as being the first to start a thread about some bit of news.

Am I right?

very true.

Bigdawg26
02-01-2014, 03:29 PM
As long as he stuffs Marshawn every chance he gets I don't care what he does!

Powderaddict
02-01-2014, 03:32 PM
If they go to the strip club they don't care enough.

If they stay in and play games, they're weird.

No winning with this fanbase.

We're the Kobiashi Maru of fan bases.

BroncsCheer
02-01-2014, 03:41 PM
We're the Kobiashi Maru of fan bases.

Because of your avy, I read your posts with Stan Marsh's voice in my head

It's awesome

Brohemoth
02-01-2014, 03:53 PM
Hopefully he goes Charrizard tomorrow.

Nah, Blaine's Arcanine. :rofl:

Wasn't that the one card that could beat Charizard?

UberBroncoMan
02-01-2014, 04:15 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/WTF+Kip.+Yup_9acdac_4811711.png

TheReverend
02-01-2014, 04:26 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtMtyJ0-V_I5yT0PAAcFbj1gfX2emdIQi-8cMNfMo8AwGlhueg