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Super Bowl Apartment
01-27-2014, 02:12 PM
:Broncos:
Why stay at an overpriced hotel when yo could stay in a fully equipped apartment in nearby Bayonne, New Jersey for the week. Only 20 minutes from the stadium, the apartment is complete with a full kitchen, 1 bathroom, 5 bedrooms and can comfortably accommodate up to 10 people. Included in the package is pickup/drop off from the airport, as well as round trip transportation to and from the stadium. Transportation may also be used to go into New York City.

If interested, please contact Dan at Djcresci@gmail.com to inquire more information about this excellent Super Bowl accommodation package.

:gobroncos

Drunken.Broncoholic2
01-27-2014, 02:13 PM
Does it comes with hookers or is that extra?

Super Bowl Apartment
01-27-2014, 02:15 PM
Hookers included

bronco militia
01-27-2014, 02:16 PM
are my kidneys going to be safe?

Houshyamama
01-27-2014, 02:18 PM
Hookers included

That's not a nice thing to say about your daughters!

broncocalijohn
01-27-2014, 02:19 PM
5 bedrooms, sleeps 10 and one bathroom? Where in the **** do I throw up when I am competing with 9 other drunks trying to upchuck or taking a shower washing away the other drunks throw up when they protrude it all over the place?

Sounds like a great place. Myself and 9 buddies are very clean and respectable. We can pay once we arrive but prefer to give us a few days while we sell some weed and alcohol to underage kids.

Also, does it come with a knock off Broncos jersey, a Broncos drum set and dick pills?

Rabb
01-27-2014, 02:20 PM
We landed on the cheap Nikes!

TD4HOF
01-27-2014, 02:21 PM
It’s a cult, A CULT!

broncocalijohn
01-27-2014, 02:21 PM
Wish you put this out last week when everyone was planning a possible trip.

Good luck.

DomCasual
01-27-2014, 02:22 PM
5 bedrooms, sleeps 10 and one bathroom? Where in the **** do I throw up when I am competing with 9 other drunks trying to upchuck or taking a shower washing away the other drunks throw up when they protrude it all over the place?

Sounds like a great place. Myself and 9 buddies are very clean and respectable. We can pay once we arrive but prefer to give us a few days while we sell some weed and alcohol to underage kids.

Also, does it come with a knock off Broncos jersey, a Broncos drum set and dick pills?

You really don't need more than one bathroom!

Signed,
Mike and Carol Brady

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ak1971
01-27-2014, 02:26 PM
Wish you put this out last week when everyone was planning a possible trip.

Good luck.

Why? I wouldn't be able to look forward to spooning with you on a cot at the YMCA men's shelter

broncocalijohn
01-27-2014, 02:34 PM
Why? I wouldn't be able to look forward to spooning with you on a cot at the YMCA men's shelter

Oh, you are invited. I am going to Vegas now but always looking for that roomie before heading over to the SuperBowl party. Spooning optional.

Super Bowl Apartment
01-27-2014, 02:56 PM
Wish you put this out last week when everyone was planning a possible trip.

Good luck.


I've had it out. I just found out about this ridiculous site. Thanks for the humor, you can stay for free and are welcome to use the downstairs bathroom. :kiss:

Powderaddict
01-27-2014, 02:59 PM
Pics of the apartment?

Edited: Nevermind, disregard.



Pics of the Hookers? Do they come with blow, or do I have to provide my own?

BigPlayShay
01-27-2014, 03:00 PM
Is there a basement, or crawlspace? Some of us take ambien.

ghwk
01-27-2014, 03:03 PM
Can I cook up some meth there for the game?

oubronco
01-27-2014, 03:19 PM
I gots a apartment fo rent

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theAPAOps5
01-27-2014, 03:35 PM
Does it come with Dick Pills?

DenverBound
01-27-2014, 03:42 PM
Dick pills or gtfo.