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theknowitall
01-22-2014, 01:42 PM
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Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!

hambone13
01-22-2014, 01:46 PM
[B][LIST=1]

Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!

Wow, just WOW. Some of the worst comedy I've run across in ages. Maybe you should find that short bridge and take a long walk into the sound.

Agamemnon
01-22-2014, 01:48 PM
Jesus Christ. Stop posting. Please.

Powderaddict
01-22-2014, 01:49 PM
If I'm honest, Russell Wilson can run the 40 faster than Manning.

And that's all that matters, right?

Agamemnon
01-22-2014, 01:51 PM
If I'm honest, Russell Wilson can run the 40 faster than Manning.

And that's all that matters, right?

Yeah, we are screwed.

theknowitall
01-22-2014, 01:52 PM
Manning is a hall of fame QB. Wilson may be good but he still has a lot to learn. He could still be a bust who had 2 good seasons.. who knows!

theknowitall
01-22-2014, 01:53 PM
Today's forecast in Seattle: RAIN. FOG. GLOOM. PANIC.

Pony Boy
01-22-2014, 01:54 PM
Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!

33626

broncosteven
01-22-2014, 01:55 PM
What rock did the OP crawl out from under?

Is he Clam Chowder or one of those kFc trolls who made mass accounts back in October?

OBF1
01-22-2014, 02:01 PM
Things to do in Seattle: Place the business end of a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Worked before.

theknowitall
01-22-2014, 02:08 PM
Things to do in Seattle: Place the business end of a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Worked before.

Wonder what Seattle's Suicide Prevention Hotline is.. it will come in handy on Feb 3 when Seattle wakes up to a gloomy rain filled day after the big loss!

HILife
01-22-2014, 02:32 PM
[B][LIST=1]

Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?)

Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!

lmao! See you had a hard time marking this text in bold, like all the other ones you post.

P.S. Did not read post.

Edit: wow, we have had a lot of trolls lately.

theknowitall
01-22-2014, 02:42 PM
had to make it so the degenerates in seattle could understand it..

Kaylore
01-22-2014, 02:51 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Qa8pZfytK_I/UXGsFCe54RI/AAAAAAAACuU/okD8lc8iRAA/s1600/CillianSigh.gif

rolandftw
01-22-2014, 02:53 PM
Once it has turned to city smack, you know it's gotten lame.

No knock on Seattle, but this is a game that Denver should win. Have no idea why so many fans are spazzing out about it.

theknowitall
01-22-2014, 02:56 PM
Once it has turned to city smack, you know it's gotten lame.

No knock on Seattle, but this is a game that Denver should win. Have no idea why so many fans are spazzing out about it.


It's just a fun way to kill the work day!

crawdad
01-22-2014, 02:57 PM
Underground Seattle, Space Needle, Northwest Trek, Puget Sound, Mt Rainier. I can think of all kinds of neat things in Seattle.

Agamemnon
01-22-2014, 03:29 PM
Underground Seattle, Space Needle, Northwest Trek, Puget Sound, Mt Rainier. I can think of all kinds of neat things in Seattle.

Great seafood. Being a seafood lover on Colorado is painful honestly.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-22-2014, 03:36 PM
[B][LIST=1]

Take a stroll through the gloom and fog and rain!

Drink starbucks coffee and pretend it's the greatest coffee in the world so you're willing to take a loan out to pay for it!

Go see the house from Wargames where Matthew Broderick started WW3!

Visit Seattle's pro sports championship trophies (crickets!)

Take a dip in Puget Sound and catch pneumonia and die!

If you like rain.. this is like going to the Playboy Mansion if you like hot models!

Ask directions to the White House since you're in Washington! (I wonder how many dumbass patriots fans have done this?) <-- the white house part was funny but the pat fan thing was a tiny bit vicious ,then again they was full of them selves mostly before the game

Wake up on the wrong side of Vancouver without your passprt and ID to get back into America! (how many Patriots fans have done this)

Pretend your team has a chance of winning next Sunday! ahem coughSEACHICKENFANScoughLosersCOUGH!
the rest was either meh or a bit vicious bitter . hey at least i offered constructive criticism vs the wee bit not so subtle suggestions to kill ya self ouch you must of really pissed em off somehow lol

Old Dude
01-22-2014, 03:51 PM
... wow, we have had a lot of trolls lately.

Usually means your team is kicking butt.

Archer81
01-22-2014, 03:56 PM
33626


We don't want him.


:Broncos:

theknowitall
01-22-2014, 04:00 PM
You can also vote for socialists who think fast food workers should make 15 an hour..

Kaylore
01-22-2014, 04:26 PM
In the last three weeks I've added more people to my ignore list than in the year previous.

maher_tyler
01-22-2014, 04:28 PM
USE BOLD OR GTFO!!!

uplink
01-22-2014, 04:30 PM
Catch a movie

HILife
01-22-2014, 04:44 PM
Catch a movie

lol that's great.

TD4HOF
01-22-2014, 04:46 PM
Catch a movie

Crappy thread, awesome graphic.

B-Large
01-22-2014, 04:54 PM
Seattle was, ok. We got married on Orcas island, spent time in the Cascades, coastal Washington... Very pretty, lush, good people.

But that gray sky for the 2 days in Seattle was very strange.. 8 am, glowing gray... 8pm, glowing gray. 12 noon, glowing gray. I don't get the draw of that City, could not live there

B-Large
01-22-2014, 04:55 PM
This thread sucks real bad... Btw

BroncsCheer
01-22-2014, 05:16 PM
I actually really like the sound and surrounding area, especially the access to herb

theknowitall
01-23-2014, 04:28 PM
Classless in Seattle is good! That took some thought!

Armchair Bronco
01-25-2014, 07:32 PM
Underground Seattle, Space Needle, Northwest Trek, Puget Sound, Mt Rainier. I can think of all kinds of neat things in Seattle.

The Comet Tavern off Broadway and Pike

The Blue Moon Tavern in the U. District

The Experience Music Project

The Pike Place Market

Pioneer Square

Emerald City Guitars, 1st and Washington

The Seattle Public Library

4th Avenue, from Cherry to the Westlake Mall

Kerry Park scenic overlook, off Highlands Drive in Queen Anne

Any ferry over to Winslow or Bremerton, then straight back again

"These are a few of my favorite things."


Out

El Guapo
01-25-2014, 07:36 PM
I enjoy whenever my travels bring me to Seattle. Good food, good coffee, good beer. Cant go wrong, brah.

theAPAOps5
01-25-2014, 07:36 PM
In the last three weeks I've added more people to my ignore list than in the year previous.

Truth brah


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