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Ratboy
12-19-2013, 10:56 AM
http://www.viralnova.com/wedding-dress/

oubronco
12-19-2013, 11:03 AM
:spit: Totally Awesome :thumbsup:

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
12-19-2013, 11:11 AM
http://cdn.viralnova.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wedding-dress17.jpg

LOL. Now it's back on topic.

swaiy
12-19-2013, 11:17 AM
I wonder if she left him that Fiat too. Hilarious!

B-Large
12-19-2013, 11:27 AM
$10,000 on A Wedding Dress... are people retarded or something?

Dr. Broncenstein
12-19-2013, 11:40 AM
$10,000 on A Wedding Dress... are people retarded or something?

Yes. They get married, for example.

Mogulseeker
12-19-2013, 11:44 AM
Yes. They get married, for example.

Marriage is a good idea if you're gonna have kids, though. Just my opinion.

CHEF LUIGI
12-19-2013, 11:48 AM
Marriage is a good idea
if you're gonna though. Just my opinion.

have kids,
another brilliant concept

Kaylore
12-19-2013, 01:38 PM
Yes. They get married, for example.

:spit: Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.

bronco militia
12-19-2013, 01:42 PM
LMAO....someone started doing this a few years ago.

FYI, is it just me or did this guy marry a moo cow? that dress is huge!

http://cdn.viralnova.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wedding-dress12.jpg

Ha!

crush17
12-19-2013, 01:48 PM
:spit: Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.

That's what whores are for.

Duh.

CHEF LUIGI
12-19-2013, 02:22 PM
:spit: Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.
I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !

bronco militia
12-19-2013, 02:26 PM
I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !


so you married a dude....BFD

crush17
12-19-2013, 02:27 PM
www.realdolls.com

CHEF LUIGI
12-19-2013, 02:33 PM
so you married a dude....BFD
"...have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married,..."

I even spelled it right and added punctuation, why the failure in reading comprehension?

broncosteven
12-19-2013, 02:35 PM
I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !

No wonder your so bitter.

I would be worried about getting cut if I were you, the minute you can't run a 40 your life partner can go out and find another significant other.

Kaylore
12-19-2013, 02:47 PM
so you married a dude....BFD

:spit:

bowtown
12-19-2013, 02:49 PM
Pretty sure that's hotrod.

DenverDynamite
12-19-2013, 03:40 PM
Thanks for posting this. My best friend's wife is moving out of thier house and rubbing the fact that she's already dating other dudes in his face. Hopefully this'll bring a needed smile to his face.

oubronco
12-19-2013, 03:55 PM
He should take her dress and put it on her porch with a big shyt on it

elsid13
12-19-2013, 03:56 PM
so you married a dude....BFD

LOL LOL

BMORE
12-19-2013, 04:15 PM
I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !

I don't share the hate for you that is seems almost everyone on this forum does. But your above statement, is that something to really brag about?

Requiem
12-19-2013, 04:31 PM
I don't share the hate for you that is seems almost everyone on this forum does. But your above statement, is that something to really brag about?

Kudos to the Chef for understanding commitment and being able to do it outside of a "promise" that is broken by more than half of the people who enter it, (and by in large for terrible reasons).

Today, we salute Luigi.

He goes against the grain.

He butters his bread with regular spread before he puts on the Peter Pan.

He dribbles in the air, not on the ground and never gets called for traveling.

CHEF 4 MOD.

B-Large
12-19-2013, 05:01 PM
I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !

My wife and eloped, but to be honest, marriage to me means something... It's kind of a binding that cements your commitment...

But yes, friends of ours have spent 50,000 or more on weddings and are either divorced or soon to be... Seems silly to me, but to each their own..

bowtown
12-19-2013, 05:37 PM
I have been with the same woman for 20 years. we are not married, we dont have kids, and we didnt spend thousands of dollars on some lame day to commemorate our loyalty to one another.
no cake
no flowers
no engraved invitations
no wedding dress.
in that same time span both of my brothers have been married, TWICE !

Hopefully she never complains about her dinner or God help her.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-19-2013, 05:39 PM
:spit: Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.

Yeah, well I imagine abstinence will make you do crazy shiat.

bowtown
12-19-2013, 05:42 PM
Yeah, well I imagine abstinence will make you do crazy shiat.

How's that different from being married?

Dr. Broncenstein
12-19-2013, 05:47 PM
How's that different from being married?

You won't lose half your shiat in the process of not getting laid.

BMORE
12-19-2013, 07:22 PM
Kudos to the Chef for understanding commitment and being able to do it outside of a "promise" that is broken by more than half of the people who enter it, (and by in large for terrible reasons).

Today, we salute Luigi.

He goes against the grain.

He butters his bread with regular spread before he puts on the Peter Pan.

He dribbles in the air, not on the ground and never gets called for traveling.

CHEF 4 MOD.

LOL!

BMORE
12-19-2013, 07:22 PM
Hopefully she never complains about her dinner or God help her.

LOL!

Ol#7
12-19-2013, 11:50 PM
:spit: Marriage is work, and sometimes things about it are rough, but I really don't want to be single again. Being single sucks.

I would kill to be single again. You know, someone like that shrew wife of mine.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 08:33 AM
No wonder your so bitter.

I would be worried about getting cut if I were you, the minute you can't run a 40 your life partner can go out and find another significant other.
YOU'RE... not your.
gosh it is so impossible to read this tripe i dont know why i even bother, 4th grade education, hello?
put down your beaker and petree dish and pick up a book on grammar. Mods can we please put an end to this abomination of the english language!!!!!
spell much ?
( how's that for senseless over-reaction? )
sound familiar?

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 08:35 AM
How do you stop a woman from having sex?
answer: marry her.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 08:36 AM
Hopefully she never complains about her dinner or God help her.she appreciates my cooking, why else would she put up with me? !!!

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 08:36 AM
concussions not something to joking about.
my brother was hit in the head by a barrel in 1983 and has had problems since...rest up ww!

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 08:39 AM
she appreciates my cooking, why else would she put up with me? !!!

your loving family of course

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 08:48 AM
do I know you?

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 08:49 AM
that hurts bro

Drunken.Broncoholic2
12-20-2013, 08:52 AM
concussions not something to joking about.
my brother was hit in the head by a barrel in 1983 and has had problems since...rest up ww!

Ha! Is that why he repeats himself several times in a thread? That might explain the blatant grammar errors.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 08:52 AM
see my attorney !

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 08:53 AM
ed hockuli?

ColoradoDarin
12-20-2013, 08:58 AM
^^^^ new favorite poster (replaces ShiftyEyedWaterBoy)

SonOfLe-loLang
12-20-2013, 09:00 AM
Would it shock anyone if Mario and Luigi were the same person?

Broncos_OTM
12-20-2013, 09:02 AM
I like to sample the platters. Marriage ain't for this ole boy.

Broncos_OTM
12-20-2013, 09:03 AM
Would it shock anyone if Mario and Luigi were the same person?

Close, their brothers!

TheReverend
12-20-2013, 09:06 AM
^^^^ new favorite poster (replaces ShiftyEyedWaterBoy)

The attention to detail is staggeringly fantastic.

"Adopt a Bronco: #24.... sike"

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 09:09 AM
Would it shock anyone if Mario and Luigi were the same person?

I swear on my pipe wrench, not same people

BMORE
12-20-2013, 09:11 AM
Chef Mario is probably going to have incredible Rep!

SonOfLe-loLang
12-20-2013, 09:17 AM
The attention to detail is staggeringly fantastic.

"Adopt a Bronco: #24.... sike"

haha that, too, was my fav part

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 09:19 AM
I like to sample the platters. Marriage ain't for this ole boy.
me too, Motown legends. but be sure its just a sample and not an ASCAP infraction.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 09:24 AM
probably although its not to funny, also tramatik times from an angry gorilla
this is why we changed jobs to cook

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 09:25 AM
... went from leaks to leeks.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 09:31 AM
probably although its not to funny, also tramatik times from an angry gorilla
this is why we changed jobs to cook

I have to admit, Luigi may be the better cook,

but Mario is much better at eating ;)

SportinOne
12-20-2013, 09:33 AM
I don't know.. before we had Plummer and Cutler but at least we had Mock. This is getting really old..

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 09:33 AM
I have to admit, Luigi may be the better cook,

but Mario is much better at eating ;)

speaking of being out 2 weeks have you recovered from last date with MARIO

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 09:35 AM
speaking of being out 2 weeks have you recovered from last date with MARIO

Those "contusions" in the "lower regions" don't heal quick!

Luigi never gives me lower region contusions :( It's almost as if he's not even there!

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 09:38 AM
unfortunate firball incident in 1983
nvr forget

bronco militia
12-20-2013, 09:50 AM
http://www.bite.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Mario-fireball.jpg

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 09:51 AM
Mario shoots fire.

Luigi shoots blanks. I can't believe I ever dated that loser.

alkemical
12-20-2013, 09:57 AM
I think Princess Peach was having an affair with Bowser.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 09:58 AM
please to not bring that up...bowser sometimes calls himself "the champ"
explanation not needed now

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 09:59 AM
Peach and Mario? Gosh, I wonder where this is headed?

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/indiana-jones-popcorn.gif

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 10:02 AM
Would it shock anyone if Mario and Luigi were the same person?

If your monitor is in monochrome you can't tell.

alkemical
12-20-2013, 10:02 AM
please to not bring that up...bowser sometimes calls himself "the champ"
explanation not needed now

You ever wonder how Bowser had children? She keeps getting "kidnapped" dude. I would have stomped her like a koopa.

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 10:05 AM
concussions not something to joking about.
my brother was hit in the head by a barrel in 1983 and has had problems since...rest up ww!

Well now we know why he's the way he is. It probably doesn't help to continually be smashing bricks with your head either...

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:06 AM
You ever wonder how Bowser had children? She keeps getting "kidnapped" dude. I would have stomped her like a koopa.

Luigi isn't able to give me children. Do you blame me for running to Mario and Bowser?

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 10:07 AM
Why does Luigi hate Shanahan and Champ Bailey? Would you two enlighten us?

alkemical
12-20-2013, 10:08 AM
Luigi isn't able to give me children. Do you blame me for running to Mario and Bowser?

It's not about blame, you're just skanky and like some reptile. Some how you got mario as your cuckold.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:10 AM
Why does Luigi hate Shanahan and Champ Bailey? Would you two enlighten us?

I SHOULD SAY FIRST I also dont like mr champ because of solidarity for my brother

i explained already connection though so please go READ IT

as for coach shanahan...he is bastardo responsible for bringing mr cant practice to denver!!!11oneoneone

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:12 AM
It's not about blame, you're just skanky and like some reptile. Some how you got mario as your cuckold.

try walking miles in my fat plumbing shoes...not exactly pick of the litter for me

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 10:12 AM
I SHOULD SAY FIRST I also dont like mr champ because of solidarity for my brother

i explained already connection though so please go READ IT

as for coach shanahan...he is bastardo responsible for bringing mr cant practice to denver!!!11oneoneone

The ones at the end of your comment are what have swayed me.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:13 AM
sorry typed this from my iphne

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 10:13 AM
FWIW :
sorry but I never played mario brothers video games or watched any cartoons . I know nothing about them or donkey kong for that matter, so it will be difficult for me to play along.
but dont let that stop the shanahanagans !
have fun, but dont blame me for these off topic tangents and sexual inuendos.

alkemical
12-20-2013, 10:13 AM
try walking miles in my fat plumbing shoes...not exactly pick of the litter for me

Fear & Loathing in the mushroom kingdom...

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:15 AM
dont deny me brother
and i dont see why anyone here would blame YOU for off topic tangents!

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 10:19 AM
yes because mentioning an injured player in an injury thread is so off topic. and a thread about match-ups is no place to discuss Wr / Cb match-ups. and a thread about a starting QB cant possibly influence the play of a corner either.


senseless irrational tangents, something that NEVER happened at the mane until the chef showed up !

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:20 AM
Champ reminds Luigi of his own performance issues.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:21 AM
So boys, we on for "lunch"?

I'm hungry

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:21 AM
yes because mentioning an injured player in an injury thread is so off topic. and a thread about match-ups is no place to discuss Wr / Cb match-ups. and a thread about a starting QB cant possibly influence the play of a corner either.


senseless irrational tangents, something that NEVER happened at the mane until the chef showed up !

You sound stressed. Let Peach make it feel better.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:23 AM
the reindeer are in a MOUNTED pose !
its fantastic !

If you bothered to mount me I wouldnt of had to leave you for your brother

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:26 AM
yes because mentioning an injured player in an injury thread is so off topic. and a thread about match-ups is no place to discuss Wr / Cb match-ups. and a thread about a starting QB cant possibly influence the play of a corner either.


senseless irrational tangents, something that NEVER happened at the mane until the chef showed up !

^5

King_Bowser
12-20-2013, 10:33 AM
Champ reminds Luigi of his own performance issues.

It's good to be King!

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 10:34 AM
I can honestly say that having Mario and the princess show up are the only two good things to happen to the Mane since CHEF LOOGEY started posting here. His endless barf has been beyond irritating. He's averaging like 100 posts a day too.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:34 AM
I am far more interested in blacks


How am I supposed to compete with this?!!!?

You sure know how to make a girl feel special!:Whaaaa!:

TheReverend
12-20-2013, 10:35 AM
I can honestly say that having Mario and the princess show up are the only two good things to happen to the Mane since CHEF LOOGEY started posting here. His endless barf has been beyond irritating. He's averaging like 100 posts a day too.

Who knew Princess Peach was such a whore?

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 10:35 AM
Why does Luigi hate Shanahan and Champ Bailey? Would you two enlighten us?over-rated, unjustified worship. at least shanny was a catalyst for 2 lombardis, what has champ done for this team other than live off his rep while the QB burns the opposing corner?
sorry for responding to a direct question, flame away haters, flame away.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:35 AM
It's all going to come down to his 40 time. We will see.

MARIO HOPE his taller and hybrid retard brother forgive here but I can explain 40 time obsesshun

you try running from mad gorilla who throws things at you

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:36 AM
Who knew Princess Peach was such a whore?

Ooooh a Reverend!

I've always had a thing for holy men!

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:37 AM
How am I supposed to compete with this?!!!?

You sure know how to make a girl feel special!:Whaaaa!:

dont worry my love MARIO HERE WITH PORNSTACHE

1UP!!!!11111unouno

Broncos_OTM
12-20-2013, 10:37 AM
Hilarious!How am I supposed to compete with this?!!!?

You sure know how to make a girl feel special!:Whaaaa!:

Broncos_OTM
12-20-2013, 10:38 AM
dont worry my love MARIO HERE WITH PORNSTACHE

1UP!!!!11111unouno
And you had so much potential

BroncoBeavis
12-20-2013, 10:39 AM
Ooooh a Reverend!

I've always had a thing for holy men!

Hey, that's great since Rev's always had a thing for holey women.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:41 AM
And you had so much potential

you right i focus more on bronco conversations here
just carried away by friends and family
MARIO is here for srs talk about football...not enemyes!

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 10:42 AM
I can honestly say that having Mario and the princess show up are the only two good things to happen to the Mane since CHEF LOOGEY started posting here. His endless barf has been beyond irritating. He's averaging like 100 posts a day too.one mans tangent is another mans treasure.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:44 AM
its not like shanny has a history of sending injured players on to the field... oh wait !

At least he tries! You don't even bother trying to send your injured soldier on to my field anymore!

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 10:48 AM
At least he tries! You don't even bother trying to send your injured soldier on to my field anymore!

Is this Chef's alter ego? Cross dressing account? WTF is going on here?

Irish Stout
12-20-2013, 10:50 AM
HOLY HELL I'M SO HAPPY! SOMEBODY IS A GENIUS!

The Mushroom Kingdom Rejoices!

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 10:51 AM
HOLY HELL I'M SO HAPPY! SOMEBODY IS A GENIUS!.... said the children who lined up for their Polio vaccine.

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 10:52 AM
one mans tangent is another mans treasure.

and a whole Mane trash.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 10:53 AM
Is this Chef's alter ego? Cross dressing account? WTF is going on here?
isnt it obvious?

broncosteven
12-20-2013, 10:55 AM
YOU'RE... not your.
gosh it is so impossible to read this tripe i dont know why i even bother, 4th grade education, hello?
put down your beaker and petree dish and pick up a book on grammar. Mods can we please put an end to this abomination of the english language!!!!!
spell much ?
( how's that for senseless over-reaction? )
sound familiar?

Grammar smack,

Your hitting kFcstud levels of desperation.

Eldorado
12-20-2013, 10:55 AM
Who knew Princess Peach was such a whore?

I have the weirdest boner right now.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 10:57 AM
Grammar smack,

Your hitting kFcstud levels of desperation.odd that no less than 20 posts have flamed me for my gramatical and spelling ewrrors.
sorry you weretoo enraged to recognise that I was MOCING that behavior, you being a clever chemist and all.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 10:59 AM
odd that no less than 20 posts have flamed me for my gramatical and spelling ewrrors.
sorry you weretoo enraged to recognise that I was MOCING that behavior, you being a clever chemist and all.

why dont you come ova hewe and wet pwincess peach make it awe bettah

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 10:59 AM
Grammar smack,

Your hitting kFcstud levels of desperation.
btw, its still you're not your.

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 10:59 AM
Grammar smack,

Your hitting kFcstud levels of desperation.

Luigi hears it a ton so I think he kind of deserves to give it out as tongue in cheek. I like how he spells "enemyes" which is enemies to everyone else.

The squiggly line underneath 50% of his words must be decorations to him. If he slowed down in posting, he could go to Microsoft Word and do spell check and then cut n paste it here.

On a side note, I bet he needs to charge up his smart phone every 30 minutes just when he texts his Princess Peach and autocorrect goes bonkers.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 10:59 AM
Who knew Princess Peach was such a whore?

its hard to blame my beloved prncesss when she lives in a land of mushroom heads

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 11:00 AM
btw, its still you're not your.

You get him baby!

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 11:02 AM
btw, its still you're not your.

brother i bet they take you more serious when not acting like this
did you wear helmet this morning?

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 11:02 AM
why would you think I have a smart phone?

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 11:03 AM
why would you think I have a smart phone?

You tell him!

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 11:04 AM
How's that different from being married?

truer words have never been spoken.

I always thought headaches are cured with sick. Same with being tired. You fall asleep faster! Sex cures so many ills. Women need to understand this more often.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 11:06 AM
isnt it obvious?one of you clever folks is going to tell you all whats going on. I have figured it out and will reveal my explanation tomorrow. but for now this is so much fun, i want it to continue!

Eldorado
12-20-2013, 11:12 AM
one of you clever folks is going to tell you all whats going on. I have figured it out and will reveal my explanation tomorrow. but for now this is so much fun, i want it to continue!

el oh el

fontaine
12-20-2013, 11:22 AM
Peach and Mario? Gosh, I wonder where this is headed?

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/indiana-jones-popcorn.gif


Mario always gets his 1up.

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/2/29716/1242866-mario_1up.gif

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 11:23 AM
Luigi when you reveal yourself we both know it will be a little disappointing, and most definitely not a BIG reveal.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 11:25 AM
truer words have never been spoken.

I always thought headaches are cured with sick. Same with being tired. You fall asleep faster! Sex cures so many ills. Women need to understand this more often.

This is so true

Luigi is usually snoring before he even rolls over. It's alright though Mario is always willing to get the job done.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 11:25 AM
love you too peach.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 11:26 AM
not until he learns the ENTIRE playbook / gameplan, and the coaches feel confident that he wont miss any blitz -pick-up assignments.
running the ball is still NOT the top priority for our RBs ! wake up !
protecting PFM is job one for our RBs, thats why moreno, NOT ball is on the field !

I miss Lance Ball.

You can never have too many balls.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 11:27 AM
love you too peach.

THEN WHY DID I CATCH YOU SUCKING ON TOADS TOOL

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 11:32 AM
This is so true

Luigi is usually snoring before he even rolls over. It's alright though Mario is always willing to get the job done.

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/2/29716/1242866-mario_1up.gif

Broncos_OTM
12-20-2013, 11:55 AM
Luigi when you reveal yourself we both know it will be a little disappointing, and most definitely not a BIG reveal.
OK I lol'ed pretty obvious who you are though. :-/

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 12:07 PM
but you are a princess.

I don't know what you are talking about

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 12:25 PM
OK I lol'ed pretty obvious who you are though. :-/

http://media.couplescostumes.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1500x1500/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/l/u/luigi-and-princess-peach-costumes.jpg

bowtown
12-20-2013, 12:27 PM
Get this thread into the Ring of Fame, STAT.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 12:39 PM
It's a Christmas miracle.

LUIGI GREEN MARIO RED
It really is a chrismas miracle!!

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 12:43 PM
bingo, or as was the case on thurs. PFMs arm was not rested and he could not hit those same windows to beat coverage.

a koopa who wont be named told me PFMs 40 time was not good that week
my bro knows

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 12:50 PM
I hope we dont leave champ one on one with hopkins, that will be a disaster.

remember back in 83' when you were all "there is no way we can clear these sewers" and MARIO WOULDNT LET YOU STOP
don quit now brother

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 12:51 PM
decline to comment

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 12:53 PM
run D on thur. was pathetic.

Well Champ is supposed to play, that should help the run and pass D immensely.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 12:54 PM
decline to comment

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 12:54 PM
remember back in 83' when you were all "there is no way we can clear these sewers" and MARIO WOULDNT LET YOU STOP
don quit now brother

That's the day we all met! :curtsey:

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 12:54 PM
decline to comment

this seems like the internet message board version of not running 40
DONT LETY TEHM WIN BRO

^5

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 12:54 PM
At first I thought Peach was really Mario and trying to pump himself up. Then I saw all the correct grammar and realize it was someone with a high school education. Mystery still a mystery.

Pony Boy
12-20-2013, 12:54 PM
bingo, or as was the case on thurs. PFMs arm was not rested and he could not hit those same windows to beat coverage.

a koopa who wont be named told me PFMs 40 time was not good that week
my bro knows

What's with the double Chef crap ..... the Mane is getting to be a hangout for Trolls.

Miss I.
12-20-2013, 12:55 PM
This is so true

Luigi is usually snoring before he even rolls over. It's alright though Mario is always willing to get the job done.

Princess, I have a question for you. I noticed it says you get horny drinking 40s. how are you at drinking 40s while running 40s?

Oh yes and welcome to the Mane, you willl fit right in with all the rest of us crazy, drunken whores.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 12:55 PM
decline to comment

Champ declined to play the last few weeks but he's sacking up and playing this weekend!

DO IT FOR CHAMP

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 12:56 PM
Princess, I have a question for you. I noticed it says you get horny drinking 40s. how are you at drinking 40s while running 40s?

Oh yes and welcome to the Mane, you willl fit right in with all the rest of us crazy, drunken whores.

It depends on how my Lisfranc feels that day.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 12:56 PM
At first I thought Peach was really Mario and trying to pump himself up. Then I saw all the correct grammar and realize it was someone with a high school education. Mystery still a mystery.

i went to POW UNIVERSITY AND GRADUATED WITH HONORS sucker

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 12:57 PM
It depends on how my Lisfranc feels that day.

on MARIOS SHOULDER

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 12:58 PM
At first I thought Peach was really Mario and trying to pump himself up. Then I saw all the correct grammar and realize it was someone with a high school education. Mystery still a mystery.

A truly valuable courtesan is always well versed in subjects important to men.

oubronco
12-20-2013, 01:01 PM
This place has gone to ****ing hell

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 01:01 PM
i went to POW UNIVERSITY AND GRADUATED WITH HONORS sucker

POW University= Pouring Oatmeal into Water University

Now we know what type of culinary school you graduated from...with honors.

King_Bowser
12-20-2013, 01:03 PM
That's the day we all met! :curtsey:

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/4c/4c5caa9a95bc7ea51a0e6b3c4a53feb2d5001291e0df3b550f b6f89f936804a6.jpg

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 01:04 PM
This place has gone to ****ing hell

I would be expecting your Abe Simpson gif right about now.

maher_tyler
12-20-2013, 01:04 PM
Is this thread serious??

King_Bowser
12-20-2013, 01:07 PM
on MARIOS SHOULDER

She's in another castle....MINE!

BroncoBeavis
12-20-2013, 01:08 PM
Alright, this is officially like beyond the limits of good taste. Or something.

Drunken.Broncoholic2
12-20-2013, 01:08 PM
Mods didnt want to do anything about thread hijacking so naturally it runs rampant now.

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 01:11 PM
This is a necessary evil until Chef Luigi leaves the Mane forever.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 01:13 PM
Mods didnt want to do anything about thread hijacking so naturally it runs rampant now.ironic. when I reveal who are mario and princess, you will understand why this comment is so ironic.
seems pretty obvious to me.

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 01:13 PM
Alright, this is officially like beyond the limits of good taste. Or something.

You realize you are still posting on the Mane, right? I mean it's not 4Chan, but it's not NatGeo forums either...

SonOfLe-loLang
12-20-2013, 01:15 PM
ironic. when I reveal who are mario and princess, you will understand why this comment is so ironic.
seems pretty obvious to me.

Its you

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 01:15 PM
i went to POW UNIVERSITY AND GRADUATED WITH HONORS suckerjohn mccane?

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 01:16 PM
I haven't been this excited for an announcement since Donald Trump had nothing to say about Obama's birth.

SonOfLe-loLang
12-20-2013, 01:16 PM
I haven't been this excited for an announcement since Donald Trump had nothing to say about Obama's birth.

I haven't been this excited since Geraldo opened Capones vault.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 01:20 PM
posting under an alter-ego can be liberating !
just ask the POW graduate.

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 01:22 PM
I haven't been this excited since Geraldo opened Capones vault.

This is right up there with the WNBA draft.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 01:23 PM
Its you
I only wish i were that clever.
No, it is instead a response to me.
a fabulously revealing exercise that fills my heart with joy !

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 01:24 PM
This is right up there with the WNBA draft.excellent, the capone vault referance a bit too obscure.

CHEF LUIGI
12-20-2013, 01:26 PM
hey gang, gotta go to work. I will reveal WHO I THINK are MARIO and the PRINCESS, after work. have a great night all.

Kaylore
12-20-2013, 01:27 PM
Thanks Luigi. Make some good Doritos tacos today.

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 01:30 PM
hey gang, gotta go to work. I will reveal WHO I THINK are MARIO and the PRINCESS, after work. have a great night all.

denying your own brother is low
just for this outrage i am swapping out your green hat with another shade of green hat
hahahahahaaaaaa

BroncoBeavis
12-20-2013, 01:33 PM
You realize you are still posting on the Mane, right? I mean it's not 4Chan, but it's not NatGeo forums either...

It's not that I care on that level so much. It's more about the prospect of every thread being filled with 5 Chef Loogies going back and forth. At some point it stretches the practicality of just reading a thread.

Random Turtle
12-20-2013, 01:39 PM
denying your own brother is low
just for this outrage i am swapping out your green hat with another shade of green hat
hahahahahaaaaaa

Hilarious!

King_Bowser
12-20-2013, 01:40 PM
Hilarious!

Sup bro?

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 01:42 PM
This is right up there with the WNBA draft.

Or a new book about Gene Kranz.

oubronco
12-20-2013, 01:51 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-im_CKn9PPI8/T0dtSJ0lUFI/AAAAAAAAAzY/0vIyQ9SYpt4/s1600/abe-simpson-gif.gif (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=O_WOKrP3X75YlM&tbnid=vh-bTKHUgSUEoM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgif-central.blogspot.com%2F2012%2F02%2Fabe-simpson-walking-in-and-out.html&ei=zLu0UrznFMKY2gXmqYGIDg&bvm=bv.58187178,d.b2I&psig=AFQjCNEdTu8AGl7yHo-BDTh2K6v3BBe-mw&ust=1387662663175301)

BroncsCheer
12-20-2013, 02:06 PM
Mods didnt want to do anything about thread hijacking so naturally it runs rampant now.

I, for one, welcome our plumber/adventurer overlords

Drunken.Broncoholic2
12-20-2013, 02:12 PM
ironic. when I reveal who are mario and princess, you will understand why this comment is so ironic.
seems pretty obvious to me.

So you think these new characters are mods having fun.

pricejj
12-20-2013, 02:17 PM
How many accounts do I have to create to get banned? I'm looking for a dignified way out.

broncocalijohn
12-20-2013, 02:19 PM
How many accounts do I have to create to get banned? I'm looking for a dignified way out.

Easy. Post some hot semi nudies for some Oskie mojo on Sunday.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 02:24 PM
on MARIOS SHOULDER

She's in another castle....MINE!


Boys boys boys there's plenty of Peach to go around!

Yoshi
12-20-2013, 02:25 PM
Gobble Gobble

Yoshi
12-20-2013, 02:28 PM
Weep woop

Yoshi
12-20-2013, 02:30 PM
Gulp

Yoshi
12-20-2013, 02:31 PM
Anyone want a ride?

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 02:36 PM
hey gang, gotta go to work. I will reveal WHO I THINK are MARIO and the PRINCESS, after work. have a great night all.

HAVE a great NIGHT, I know I WILL.

Yoshi
12-20-2013, 02:38 PM
It smells like eggs in here!

Yoshi
12-20-2013, 02:40 PM
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp

Yoshi
12-20-2013, 02:44 PM
the difference with gruden is he is willing to praise a new kid that is actually playing that night, down on the field! its not a repetitive love fest for jerry rice or joe montana as the cardinals are playing the lions.
or the ubiquitous "we are watching the greatest QB of our lifetime'
samo jock slurping that he will use for 5 different QBs depending on who is on the field.
I dont need stats to tell me that DD ids an annoying bag of cliches.

Make me an omelette ya cheap bastard

Miss I.
12-20-2013, 02:58 PM
I know I am drunk, but I didn't realize there was LSD in my champagne. Who are all these wacked out newbies? Is there a mod who can shut down the obviously dual accounts of some current poster. Or ban them or something? I think Luigi is smoking crank too, but seriously what are there like 6 new related accounts? If I wanted to live in a nightmare of a video game I'd go live with my dip**** brother and his she devil of a wife who I think keeps his balls in formaldyhyde on a shelf somewhere..

CHEF MARIO
12-20-2013, 02:59 PM
this is my only account, none of the other new ones are mine
LUIGI IS MY BROTHER

bowtown
12-20-2013, 02:59 PM
Dear MODs,

For the record, I think this is wonderful new development.

Princess Peach
12-20-2013, 03:05 PM
Go Broncos!

ColoradoDarin
12-20-2013, 03:13 PM
It's like Mock is playing Super Mario Kart multiplayer by himself.

whoeey
12-20-2013, 03:50 PM
Make me an omelette ya cheap bastard

If roflmao is wrong

Armchair Bronco
12-20-2013, 04:02 PM
Well Champ is supposed to play, that should help the run and pass D immensely.

Yep, for the one play he's in there (before he re-injures himself at the end of that same play)...

Punisher
12-20-2013, 04:45 PM
I accept the boredom with the multiple accounts. Usually when I get bored I play with my batman action figures and have batman save Barbie and we all know how Barbie gets down let's just say batman gets a warm bath afterwards.

broncosteven
12-20-2013, 05:40 PM
I haven't been this excited since Geraldo opened Capones vault.

I used to drive by that hotel on the way to college. It was on the corner of Michigan and 22nd street. It was a cool building too bad they tore it down. There was an Ace Hardware store that used to be a juke joint from the 20's that still had murals in it. We would go in there every now and then and pretend we were standing where Bix Biederbeck and Louis Armstrong used to stand. That near south loop area had so much history and they just plowed it all over and it is a high rent area now.

broncosteven
12-20-2013, 05:42 PM
Or a new book about Gene Kranz.

Chef would be married and happy to see Champ start and Shanny keep his job if there were more books about Gene Kranz in the world.

LRtagger
12-20-2013, 06:24 PM
Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

errand
12-20-2013, 07:23 PM
I, for one, welcome our plumber/adventurer overlords

I think it's stupid and idiotic......but to each their own.

CHEF LUIGI
12-21-2013, 07:54 AM
So you think these new characters are mods having fun.
BINGO !
they are acting just like my adversaries, following me around in every thread, making comments about ME instead of the thread topic !
Please take note how initially it was PRAISED because the luigi haters saw it as an attack on luigi, but eventually some came to realize it was just annoying!

I, LUIGI, did nothing other than be the target of the new aliases
.
So ask yourselves, who really takes down a thread, LUIGI, or the 8 luigi hating posters who follow him around and just take every opportunity to flame him ?

Random Turtle
12-21-2013, 08:10 AM
Nothing takes down a Luigi like a well placed shell..

Yoshi
12-21-2013, 08:39 AM
I'll eat your shell. GULP GULP.

CHEF LUIGI
12-21-2013, 01:34 PM
decline to comment.

Princess Peach
12-21-2013, 01:48 PM
Do you wake up every single morning thinking of new ways to talk about champ bailey? No one gives a **** and no one here expects that much out of him.

When I want to get Luigi in the mood I softly whisper into his ear:

"Champ Bailey is a suck"

Broncos_OTM
12-21-2013, 01:53 PM
Lol. *shakes head*

Princess Peach
12-21-2013, 01:55 PM
Lol. *shakes head*

It only gets him "half mast", but that's better than what he usually can muster.

Princess Peach
12-21-2013, 01:58 PM
Nothing takes down a Luigi like a well placed shell..

Or a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.

Princess Peach
12-21-2013, 01:59 PM
Champ Bailey is the best player to ever wear a Bronco uniform.

Quoydogs
12-21-2013, 02:14 PM
Champ Bailey is the best player to ever wear a Bronco uniform.

Those are pretty big shoes considering we have had 07,30 77 Mech, 56 Wilson, 80 smith, 27 atwater , 87 eddie , just to name a few.

I will agree Champ is one of my favorites but you can see his age. Sucks but getting old happens

Blueflame
12-21-2013, 02:23 PM
BINGO !
they are acting just like my adversaries, following me around in every thread, making comments about ME instead of the thread topic !
Please take note how initially it was PRAISED because the luigi haters saw it as an attack on luigi, but eventually some came to realize it was just annoying!

I, LUIGI, did nothing other than be the target of the new aliases
.
So ask yourselves, who really takes down a thread, LUIGI, or the 8 luigi hating posters who follow him around and just take every opportunity to flame him ?

Think about it logically for just a second, Chef Luigi. Why would the moderator team chide you for taking threads off topic and then make aliases that hijack multiple threads (on the main board) -- creating a huge mess that WE have to clean up?

And why would the moderator team go into adult/risque dialogue when we're fully aware of the situation TJ's in with Google? Short answer: we wouldn't (and didn't).

Also don't appreciate the broad hint that "Princess Peach" is me. It isn't.

Princess Peach
12-21-2013, 02:27 PM
Champ is the best. No one compares.

Princess Peach
12-21-2013, 02:30 PM
Also don't appreciate the broad hint that "Princess Peach" is me. It isn't.

I don't know, have you ever seen both of us online at the same time?

canadianbroncosfan
12-21-2013, 02:31 PM
Those are pretty big shoes considering we have had 07,30 77 Mech, 56 Wilson, 80 smith, 27 atwater , 87 eddie , just to name a few.

I will agree Champ is one of my favorites but you can see his age. Sucks but getting old happens

Is this just Luigi in disguise?

Princess Peach
12-21-2013, 02:35 PM
Whatever it is, can we get some to Luigi?

He hasnt had a good "pop-up" in years.

Blueflame
12-21-2013, 02:39 PM
I don't know, have you ever seen both of us online at the same time?

You mean -- like right now?

Archer81
12-21-2013, 09:29 PM
BINGO !
they are acting just like my adversaries, following me around in every thread, making comments about ME instead of the thread topic !
Please take note how initially it was PRAISED because the luigi haters saw it as an attack on luigi, but eventually some came to realize it was just annoying!

I, LUIGI, did nothing other than be the target of the new aliases
.
So ask yourselves, who really takes down a thread, LUIGI, or the 8 luigi hating posters who follow him around and just take every opportunity to flame him ?


Truly, your intellect is astounding.

:Broncos:

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 07:20 AM
he was spectacular.

Go away

CHEF LUIGI
12-23-2013, 07:35 AM
Go away
you are also spectacular

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 07:51 AM
you are also spectacular

Why don't you go troll the threads some more with horrible takes on how Manning should sit unless he can "run a 40" or on how Champ Bailey can't cover anyone. Make sure to spew your terrible and wrong opinions 500 times in each thread, then whine about how people are attacking you.

Here's an idea for your next troll campaign, maybe you should spam every thread with how we should bench Manning in the playoffs for Osweiler since Manning has a losing playoff record. Make sure to randomly capitalize words, and be sure to misspell common 3 and 4 letter words. This will make sure people take your "realistic" bile seriously.

CHEF MARIO
12-23-2013, 08:40 AM
you're trying to hard. You need practice.

*too

theAPAOps5
12-23-2013, 08:44 AM
*too

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f1/f1f4108002b5da5c868eaad5a51294986bcd47e50abb0849dc 32b744bf24848b.jpg

B-Large
12-23-2013, 08:46 AM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f1/f1f4108002b5da5c868eaad5a51294986bcd47e50abb0849dc 32b744bf24848b.jpg

Are Chef Luigi and Chef Mario gentleman lovers?

theAPAOps5
12-23-2013, 08:47 AM
Are Chef Luigi and Chef Mario gentleman lovers?

Me thinks yes

B-Large
12-23-2013, 08:51 AM
Me thinks yes

It will be quite the romance that develops on this very board... we're so diverse on the Mane.

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 08:54 AM
cold McDonald's french fries > chef

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 08:55 AM
all the 'ball washers' need to recognize !

This reminds me. We need to have a frank discussion about your hygiene.

Johnykbr
12-23-2013, 09:02 AM
cold McDonald's french fries > chef

You can put cold McDonald's french fries in the broiler or microwave. It's a mess if you try that with Luigi.

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 09:42 AM
Von Miller's torn ACL > chef

CHEF MARIO
12-23-2013, 10:19 AM
Von Miller's torn ACL > chef

please be more specific love

CHEF MARIO
12-23-2013, 10:20 AM
happy holidays

see you at moms

CHEF MARIO
12-23-2013, 10:29 AM
bro, you know mom died in 2004, liver cancer, right?

is why I said at moms, not WITH MOM YOU MONSTER

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 10:30 AM
I

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 10:31 AM
like to post

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 10:31 AM
a bunch of times

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 10:32 AM
in a row

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 10:33 AM
I just hope some "Peach pie" is on the menu!

CHEF LUIGI
12-23-2013, 10:33 AM
This reminds me. We need to have a frank discussion about your hygiene.tell frank.

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 10:41 AM
tell frank.

He's the one that brought it up, actually.

Critic Bowser
12-23-2013, 10:56 AM
rawr

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 11:01 AM
rawr

Let me guess.

You're here to abduct me.

Critic Bowser
12-23-2013, 11:06 AM
Let me guess.

You're here to abduct me.

I will get you, you will marry me. Mushroom Kingdom will be mine!

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 11:23 AM
I will get you, you will marry me. Mushroom Kingdom will be mine!

Save me Mario!

UberBroncoMan
12-23-2013, 11:40 AM
What's with the Mario related posters now?

broncocalijohn
12-23-2013, 11:46 AM
What's with the Mario related posters now?

Don't ask questions, just flow with it.

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 12:18 PM
After successfully running a 40 Champ Bailey could play QB.

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 12:22 PM
decker, one of SEVEN RECEIVERS got more targets, 17 than Moreno had total targets and carries, 15.
I see that as a huge problem going forward !
pfm was far too focused on decker all game long !
our run game averaged 7 yards a carry between moreno and ball !
ONLY demarius had a better average per catch than Moreno !
All season long, the RBs have been under-utilized both as ball carriers and pass catchers, especially moreno !
we are not going to be facing cupcakes like the texans and raiders in the play-offs, our O is going to have to be more BALANCED and our run game is going to be NEEDED to control the 'tempo' of the game !
our D needs to be on the didelines, and a more balnced run focused attack will help us accomplish that !

not only do i guarantee that if we run less than 20 times we lose, i also guarantee that if we PASSS MORE THAN 40 times in regulation, we will also lose !
this is the NFL playoffs, run the ball, stop the run, take home the trophy !

You tell them!

Nevermind that we won by 24 and held them to 13, TARGETING DECKER WAS A PROBLEM!

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 12:22 PM
Targeting Decker is the new Champ Bailey is the new Run a 40

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 12:23 PM
I know PFM is gonna play, may question remains , do you think we could win with brock?

two letter words like "my" are hard :(

Critic Bowser
12-23-2013, 12:32 PM
After successfully running a 40 Champ Bailey could play QB.

I see you are chasing me for once princess

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 12:36 PM
angy reid

Here's a photo of Andy and Angy Reid on vacation, to add context:

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/788/meanwhile-at-seaworld-55788.jpg

CHEF LUIGI
12-23-2013, 12:44 PM
Here's a photo of Andy and Angy Reid on vacation, to add context:

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/788/meanwhile-at-seaworld-55788.jpgyour best postever !

BroncosfanGuy
12-23-2013, 12:55 PM
apparently the mario world meme shtick is really gaining momentum in here

Princess Peach
12-23-2013, 01:07 PM
Do you think the Patriots could beat Buffalo with Ryan Mallett? In other words WTF does it matter?

Can Mario beat Bowser without Luigi?

Well, obviously yes, but you see where I'm going.

Punisher
12-23-2013, 01:14 PM
The Mario, Peach thing isn't funny

Critic Bowser
12-23-2013, 01:35 PM
The Mario, Peach thing isn't funny

whew at least bowser is.

CHEF MARIO
12-23-2013, 01:48 PM
CHEF MARIO is going to get this for a certain princess
bjibbers aplenty