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Mogulseeker
09-08-2013, 10:14 AM
I know the season is under way today... move as necessary.

But I need to ask our LDS friends something: does every Mormon know every other Mormon, lol.

I had a guy come into my ski shop in Lone Tree last night with his six kids wearing a BYU hat. I casually mentioned that a guy I'm going into business with was a BYU grad and he was like, "Yep, I know him.... do you know ___."

"Yep."

"Oh that's my sister."

So I just started naming all the Mormons I knew - and seemingly half my high school was Mormon - and the guy was just like, "yep... know him" after each one.

It was surreal.

Rohirrim
09-08-2013, 10:15 AM
He was just messing with you. A favorite Mormon joke.

gunns
09-08-2013, 10:28 AM
Everyone knew everyone in heaven.

Rohirrim
09-08-2013, 10:42 AM
We used to play that game in Korea. "Oh, Kim? Yeah, I know her."

bronco militia
09-08-2013, 10:44 AM
next time ask him to shotgun a Mountain Dew....

BroncsCheer
09-08-2013, 10:49 AM
This is a well-known phenomenon here.
It's funny actually. I used to work with a guy who was "in" and we'd travel around the west and damn, if that guy didn't run into someone he knew, or a relative of someone he knew within the church every trip we took. It got us some good hotel rooms and comp'd dinners quite a bit. No word of wisdom violations though, unfortunately.

24champ
09-08-2013, 10:49 AM
http://nextchampion.net/wp-content/uploads/cool-story-bro.jpg

Los Broncos
09-08-2013, 11:00 AM
BYU, where the women are women and the men are too.

strafen
09-08-2013, 11:26 AM
Does he know :haw!:

DomCasual
09-08-2013, 03:36 PM
I know the guy you're talking about. He's good people!

Vegas_Bronco
09-08-2013, 05:15 PM
Sweden has 9400 Lds, whereas Colorado has 147000...sweden is slightly larger than California. Colorado has a good size LDS population.

Kaylore
09-09-2013, 11:58 AM
We know each other because all Mormons are really the same person.

SouthStndJunkie
09-10-2013, 02:48 PM
Sweden has 9400 Lds, whereas Colorado has 147000...sweden is slightly larger than California. Colorado has a good size LDS population.

147,000 LDS seems like a large number....until you figure the average Mormon male has 17 wives. The average wife has 11 children.

It really only breaks down to a handful of families.

Kaylore
09-10-2013, 03:11 PM
147,000 LDS seems like a large number....until you figure the average Mormon male has 17 wives. The average wife has 11 children.

It really only breaks down to a handful of families.

Exactly. My Mom's are pretty awesome.

DomCasual
09-10-2013, 06:34 PM
Exactly. My Mom's are pretty awesome.

The weird thing for me is that we're not completely sure which mom is mine. We know my dad (duh - of course). But my mom could be one of three or four women.

What complicates this is that I didn't join the church until I was almost 20.

24champ
09-10-2013, 11:22 PM
The weird thing for me is that we're not completely sure which mom is mine. We know my dad (duh - of course). But my mom could be one of three or four women.

What complicates this is that I didn't join the church until I was almost 20.

I'm doing the trial period membership deal that I found on livingsocial, the church gave me 3 girls that would be my "wives".

At any rate, I have 30 days and then I return them or become a member. Anyone that wants the livingsocial coupon deal, pm me.

SoCalBronco
09-12-2013, 09:05 PM
Hook me up with some Mormon hotties, Khan.

Mogulseeker
09-12-2013, 09:07 PM
Hook me up with some Mormon hotties, Khan.

You have the marry them before you do anything with them, though.

Kaylore
09-12-2013, 09:27 PM
You have the marry them before you do anything with them, though.

Some will make out with you.

Los Broncos
09-12-2013, 09:29 PM
Hook me up with some Mormon hotties, Khan.

I know some, get them alone and it's all yours.

24champ
09-12-2013, 11:37 PM
You have the marry them before you do anything with them, though.

That's just the Mormon way of C-ckblocking you.

SoCalBronco
09-12-2013, 11:45 PM
That's just the Mormon way of C-ckblocking you.

ROFL!

TerrElway
09-14-2013, 09:44 AM
You have the marry them before you do anything with them, though.

I thought it was the opposite. At least at my house.

How do you keep a Mormon girl from fooling around? You marry her!

Also 24Champ, your avatar makes me feel all warm in my bathing suit places.

Bronco Yoda
09-14-2013, 04:18 PM
It's all about FLOATING! You must use the float.