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Smilin Assassin
02-25-2013, 05:04 PM
Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested on Sunday in Miami on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief for allegedly going to a neighbor’s house drunk and causing a disturbance. While being booked, Bryant made this face during his mug shot. Truly no one has made a “drunken criminal mischief” face better. Cheers to you and achievement unlocked, sir.

Bryant, by the way, went to Harvard. Just something to keep in mind when the media goes out of its way to talk up the intelligence of a player from the Ivies.

Rascal
02-25-2013, 05:07 PM
LOL!!!

Why is his shirt off???

elsid13
02-25-2013, 05:13 PM
LOL!!!

Why is his shirt off???

Rule #1 is always take your shirt off. Haven't you seen COPS?

cutthemdown
02-25-2013, 05:15 PM
I sort of liked him as a player. Active hands, good motor, gets some pressure from the DT spot. He is a FA but this isn't going to help. If I played in the NFL i wouldn't even go out and party when i was in between contracts. How stupid can this guy be?

gyldenlove
02-25-2013, 05:18 PM
Man, his life really must have fallen apart, looks like somehow started a growing some sort of mold on his chin.....

BroncosfanGuy
02-25-2013, 05:25 PM
Man, his life really must have fallen apart, looks like somehow started a growing some sort of mold on his chin.....

is captain neckbeard looking for a sidekick?

HorseHead
02-25-2013, 05:27 PM
man, Carlton from "Fresh Prince" is all jacked up..

Bacchus
02-25-2013, 10:20 PM
I see potential there!

Mogulseeker
02-25-2013, 11:26 PM
That dude went to Harvard.

extralife
02-26-2013, 12:17 AM
someone needs to hack harvard's website and put that picture up on the front page

DENVERDUI55
02-26-2013, 12:27 AM
Good maybe this will lower his asking price.

Mogulseeker
02-26-2013, 12:35 AM
Good maybe this will lower his asking price.

Seriously. I'd take him.

Bacchus
02-26-2013, 12:42 AM
That dude went to Harvard.

Well, according to Ted Cruz not only is this guy a drunk, but he is also a communist, plotting the overthrow of our government.

Rohirrim
02-26-2013, 06:17 AM
What better way to open up the bidding for your new contract? Did he learn that at Harvard?

Paladin
02-26-2013, 06:58 AM
"To the tables down at Mauries.........."

SportinOne
02-27-2013, 06:27 PM
dude wtf is wrong with his neck?

Smilin Assassin
02-27-2013, 06:34 PM
If he was smart, he'd make same face during his driver's license photo.

"Nothing to see here, Officer.."

Mogulseeker
02-27-2013, 09:32 PM
What better way to open up the bidding for your new contract? Did he learn that at Harvard?

It's the Raiders... they'll turn even a Harvard grad into a bumbling idiot.