View Full Version : Montana's Conservatives: eat roadkill, kidnap the president, and let corporations vote

02-25-2013, 01:37 PM
The GOP is all about common sense every-day American values.

Values like giving Exxon Mobil equal rights. Sure, they're allowed unlimited anonymous spending to influence the democratic process, but why can't they cast a vote?

1) A bill introduced by Montana state Rep. Steve Lavin would give corporations the right to vote in municipal elections:

Provision for vote by corporate property owner. (1) Subject to subsection (2), if a firm, partnership, company, or corporation owns real property within the municipality, the president, vice president, secretary, or other designee of the entity is eligible to vote in a municipal election as provided in [section 1].

2) It's common sense family values (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhHh47a04-s) that a corpse found on the side of the road should be consumed.

Montana’s House of Representatives passed a bill last week that would permit people to salvage meat from game animals killed in traffic accidents.
Representative Steve Lavin (R-Kalispell) is the primary sponsor of House Bill 247, better known as the Roadkill Bill.
3) Jennifer Olsen, founder of "Montana Shrugged: Tea Party Patriots" and a GOP Chairwoman, uncovered a common sense plan to kidnap the Marxist president. Liberals got their panties in a bunch over the idea, because they lack family values.


Montana, everyone!

02-25-2013, 02:55 PM
You have obviously never spent any time in montana to know the amount of animals are hit daily and how much game meat is wasted.

02-25-2013, 03:22 PM
I don't have a problem with roadkill, the story just seemed to fit with the rest. They have their priorities straight.

Pony Boy
02-25-2013, 04:24 PM
A couple of years ago I rode my motorcycle over Bear Tooth Pass and dropped down to Red Lodge Montana. I stayed the night a nice motel with a great little bar across the road and had a big steak, baked potato and plenty of cold beer. It has to be one of the most beautiful places in the U.S., what's not to like about Montana... awesome.

02-25-2013, 05:17 PM
Nothing better in America

02-25-2013, 05:52 PM
I had a great time in Glacier last year, and a family friend swears by her summer yoga retreats in Montana.

What were we talking about?

02-26-2013, 04:48 PM
Would the corp get to vote twice like Obama supporters brag about.

02-27-2013, 12:39 AM
Montana residents all like the dad in Legends of the Fall. **** THE GOVT!

02-27-2013, 04:57 AM
Montana is truly one of the last great frontiers. Well that is until the liberals try and destroy it.

Pony Boy
02-27-2013, 08:13 AM
My wife and I stayed a week at Grouse Mt Lodge in Whitefish, it was awesome and we played golf everyday. I did notice that we were one of very few players that used a golf cart. Most of the local players walked and carried their clubs and all had legs like olympic athletes. The golf season is short there so a guy like me with an 8 handicap can beat almost anyone there. A player with an 8 to 12 handicap on my home course is just average.

02-27-2013, 08:42 AM
Montana has great natural beauty and the people are pretty nice. Great things to do outdoors and a lot of lovely land!