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Blart
02-25-2013, 01:37 PM
The GOP is all about common sense every-day American values.

Values like giving Exxon Mobil equal rights. Sure, they're allowed unlimited anonymous spending to influence the democratic process, but why can't they cast a vote?

1) A bill introduced by Montana state Rep. Steve Lavin would give corporations the right to vote in municipal elections:

Provision for vote by corporate property owner. (1) Subject to subsection (2), if a firm, partnership, company, or corporation owns real property within the municipality, the president, vice president, secretary, or other designee of the entity is eligible to vote in a municipal election as provided in [section 1].
http://data.opi.mt.gov/bills/2013/billhtml/HB0486.htm

2) It's common sense family values (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhHh47a04-s) that a corpse found on the side of the road should be consumed.

Montana’s House of Representatives passed a bill last week that would permit people to salvage meat from game animals killed in traffic accidents.
Representative Steve Lavin (R-Kalispell) is the primary sponsor of House Bill 247, better known as the Roadkill Bill.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/roadkill-bill-passes-montana-article-1.1268030
3) Jennifer Olsen, founder of "Montana Shrugged: Tea Party Patriots" and a GOP Chairwoman, uncovered a common sense plan to kidnap the Marxist president. Liberals got their panties in a bunch over the idea, because they lack family values.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/20001/large/Olsen1.jpg



Montana, everyone!

schaaf
02-25-2013, 02:55 PM
You have obviously never spent any time in montana to know the amount of animals are hit daily and how much game meat is wasted.

Blart
02-25-2013, 03:22 PM
I don't have a problem with roadkill, the story just seemed to fit with the rest. They have their priorities straight.

Pony Boy
02-25-2013, 04:24 PM
A couple of years ago I rode my motorcycle over Bear Tooth Pass and dropped down to Red Lodge Montana. I stayed the night a nice motel with a great little bar across the road and had a big steak, baked potato and plenty of cold beer. It has to be one of the most beautiful places in the U.S., what's not to like about Montana... awesome.

schaaf
02-25-2013, 05:17 PM
Nothing better in America

Blart
02-25-2013, 05:52 PM
I had a great time in Glacier last year, and a family friend swears by her summer yoga retreats in Montana.

What were we talking about?

cutthemdown
02-26-2013, 04:48 PM
Would the corp get to vote twice like Obama supporters brag about.

cutthemdown
02-27-2013, 12:39 AM
Montana residents all like the dad in Legends of the Fall. **** THE GOVT!

Meck77
02-27-2013, 04:57 AM
Montana is truly one of the last great frontiers. Well that is until the liberals try and destroy it.

Pony Boy
02-27-2013, 08:13 AM
My wife and I stayed a week at Grouse Mt Lodge in Whitefish, it was awesome and we played golf everyday. I did notice that we were one of very few players that used a golf cart. Most of the local players walked and carried their clubs and all had legs like olympic athletes. The golf season is short there so a guy like me with an 8 handicap can beat almost anyone there. A player with an 8 to 12 handicap on my home course is just average.

Requiem
02-27-2013, 08:42 AM
Montana has great natural beauty and the people are pretty nice. Great things to do outdoors and a lot of lovely land!