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DBroncos4life
01-23-2013, 02:09 PM
The beast is planning on training with Marshall Faulk, Jeff Garcia, and former Olympic track medalist Ato Boldon.

No one could sack a 300 pound QB.

Man-Goblin
01-23-2013, 02:19 PM
Jamarcus knows the scale is right: He is fat.

LRtagger
01-23-2013, 02:25 PM
Scale it back a notch with the hate. He has been doing some heavy thinking over the past couple of years and his brain is fried. He will realize the weight of the situation and will decide against a return

Bmore Manning
01-23-2013, 02:31 PM
Can he play DT..?

ludo21
01-23-2013, 02:34 PM
Scale it back a notch with the hate. He has been doing some heavy thinking over the past couple of years and his brain is fried. He will realize the weight of the situation and will decide against a return

got to be a good meme for this

"i see what you did there"



in all reality he was a Bronco killer, so I vote against the return

cmhargrove
01-23-2013, 02:36 PM
Do they have Purple-Dexatrim?

cmhargrove
01-23-2013, 02:36 PM
Do they have Purple-Dexatrim?

nyuk nyuk
01-23-2013, 02:45 PM
I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.

Lestat
01-23-2013, 02:51 PM
Do they have Purple-Dexatrim?

http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o637/RossEron/RonSimmonsDamn.jpg

Lestat
01-23-2013, 02:54 PM
The beast is planning on training with Marshall Faulk, Jeff Garcia, and former Olympic track medalist Ato Boldon.

No one could sack a 300 pound QB.

tell that to the hefty lefty Hilarious!
http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/jared_lorenzen_2008_08_24.jpg

SonOfLe-loLang
01-23-2013, 02:57 PM
I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.

Of course he could. He always had weight issues and he's 6'7"

In all seriousness, good for him. If he's serious about this, why not? He's got an absolute cannon and went through a pretty humbling experience.

Beantown Bronco
01-23-2013, 02:57 PM
some footage of the training

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ge6XmvoXHWY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DBroncos4life
01-23-2013, 03:02 PM
tell that to the hefty lefty Hilarious!
http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/jared_lorenzen_2008_08_24.jpg

Kelsay is a Husker so that does make sense :)

El Guapo
01-23-2013, 03:22 PM
Awesome, this gives me an opportunity to show this gem (as seen before on the mane):

http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jamarcus2.png

broncosteven
01-23-2013, 03:41 PM
Sad thing is he would be an upgrade for kFc

DENVERDUI55
01-23-2013, 04:53 PM
Can he play NT or G?

elsid13
01-23-2013, 05:09 PM
When does the next story come out that he is bankrupt and owes debtors millions of dollars.

Chris
01-23-2013, 05:12 PM
I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.

Sup Tim Couch.

Mogulseeker
01-23-2013, 05:31 PM
At one point I thought Russell had potential to be a really good QB. That point ended a couple of years ago, when all he did was suck.

Kaylore
01-23-2013, 06:15 PM
Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?

DBroncos4life
01-23-2013, 06:19 PM
Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?

Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky.

DBroncos4life
01-23-2013, 06:22 PM
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He still is a QB Hilarious!

Lestat
01-23-2013, 06:27 PM
Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?

Jared Lorenzen, aka the hefty lefty.
he is currently commish of the ultimate indoor football league.

BroncoMan4ever
01-23-2013, 08:10 PM
Can he play NT or G?

That's what I was thinking. Drop him next to Wolfe and dominate

cabronco
01-23-2013, 08:28 PM
That's what I was thinking. Drop him next to Wolfe and dominate

People thought Moreno came off the field alot for breaks. JR would be every other play, but with a golf cart to tote him..

fdf
01-23-2013, 08:58 PM
People thought Moreno came off the field alot for breaks. JR would be every other play, but with a golf cart to tote him..

The cart would miss half the season with injuries.

BroncoMan4ever
01-23-2013, 09:14 PM
People thought Moreno came off the field alot for breaks. JR would be every other play, but with a golf cart to tote him..

We shuffle our DT in every other play anyway.

Blueflame
01-24-2013, 04:35 AM
So he's what? About the same weight as Janikowski? :P

DBroncos4life
01-29-2013, 08:31 PM
New York Jets general manager John Idzik told WFAN on Monday morning that the team was "comfortable" with quarterback Mark Sanchez, but his regime will be about creating competition.
"Yeah, Im comfortable with Mark being a Jet," Idzik said on WFAN Monday morning. "I told him as well, were going to add competition...Its going to help make Mark and everybody else better."
With that in mind, Connor Orr of The Star-Ledger reports that the Jets' personnel department had internal, exploratory discussions about free agent quarterback JaMarcus Russell after the dismissal of former GM Mike Tannenbaum.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/jets-had-exploratory-internal-discussions-jamarcus-russell-153906810--nfl.html;_ylt=At19dGmQmfiiNOmPKZyIcjQ5nYcB;_ylu=X3 oDMTQ0MG1ybzJ2BG1pdANGRUFUVVJFRCBNZWdhdHJvbiBTUE9S VFMgRlAEcGtnA2E2MDljYzMyLTZhNjQtMTFlMi1iNWY1LTFkOW MxZGE0MTgyYwRwb3MDNgRzZWMDbWVnYXRyb24EdmVyAzE4M2Y1 YjcyLTZhNjYtMTFlMi1iNmY3LWNmMzQ4MmEzZjdjZg--;_ylg=X3oDMTJkYTE1Y3B0BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRw c3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QDR3 JhbmRzbGFtX09uX0ludGVybmFs;_ylv=3

Ha ha ha ha ha who is in charge of QB's for the Jets.

maven
01-30-2013, 07:54 AM
If he drops the weight why not bring him in for a look?