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RhymesayersDU
01-19-2013, 06:43 AM
...and what tangible effect it has on a professional football team?

TheReverend
01-19-2013, 06:55 AM
...is this a serious question when the Jets 2012 season came to a close a couple weeks ago?

rugbythug
01-19-2013, 06:58 AM
you mean going out and raping instead learning the playbook?


http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/18/reports-michael-crabtree-being-investigated-for-sexual-assault/

Bacchus
01-19-2013, 07:13 AM
...and what tangible effect it has on a professional football team?

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4726032561668268&pid=15.1

http://www.jrcigarblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/terrell-owens.jpg

lolcopter
01-19-2013, 07:24 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/579/938/jessiejames02-copy_original.jpg

http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/6a0115709f071f970b017d3cbc7051970c.gif

lolcopter
01-19-2013, 07:27 AM
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/jessie%20james%20and%20eric%20decker%204.jpg

http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/308527/decker-slide.gif

Dr. Broncenstein
01-19-2013, 07:30 AM
http://www.allisonstokke.net/images-allison-stokke/allison_stokke_01.jpg

She looks distracted, and in turn I'm distracted by her distractedness. Also, something about a pole vaulter. Penis.

lolcopter
01-19-2013, 07:30 AM
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/article_photos/eric-decker-jessie-james-article-2.jpg

http://i1.mail.com/210/1522210,h=425,pd=1,w=620/eric-decker.jpg

RhymesayersDU
01-19-2013, 07:45 AM
...is this a serious question when the Jets 2012 season came to a close a couple weeks ago?

So the Jets lack of talent at various positions isn't what did it?

bronco militia
01-19-2013, 07:51 AM
imaginary dead girl friends

2KBack
01-19-2013, 08:01 AM
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4726032561668268&pid=15.1

http://www.jrcigarblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/terrell-owens.jpg

Distraction finally gets you to the superbowl

Kaylore
01-19-2013, 08:26 AM
So the Jets lack of talent at various positions isn't what did it?

It had a lot to do with the lack of talent at the QB position.

Also, Penis.

DBroncos4life
01-19-2013, 10:08 AM
It had a lot to do with the lack of talent at the QB position.

Also, Penis.
Speaking of penis could you imagine the **** storm, should Tebow and Teo start dating? TeboneingTeo...

TheReverend
01-19-2013, 10:13 AM
Speaking of penis could you imagine the **** storm, should Tebow and Teo start dating? TeboneingTeo...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. That would be the most amazing thing this planet has ever seen... it would be non-stop Tebow and Teo.

I'm not sure if I cringe or hope for it for the hilarity.

huh??
01-19-2013, 11:12 AM
Speaking of penis could you imagine the **** storm, should Tebow and Teo start dating? TeboneingTeo...

Sounds like the receipe for a new hit TV comedy series, or police drama...

OABB
01-19-2013, 11:20 AM
Tebow is mine teo! Step off bitch.

nyuk nyuk
01-19-2013, 11:26 AM
Tebow: I'd hit that.

FrankieTwoThumbs
01-20-2013, 10:04 AM
...and what tangible effect it has on a professional football team?

If you win, it is the adversity that inspired and brought you together.

If you lose, it caused the fracture in the locker room that destroyed the team.

So... none, outside of PR.

Miss I.
01-20-2013, 10:08 AM
In other areas its called the yoko Ono effect cuz bitches be ****in it up instead of makin sammiches like they supposed to.

HorseHead
01-20-2013, 10:08 AM
paging Eugene Robinson to customer service please..

wolf754life
01-20-2013, 10:12 AM
this is a joke right, you are not trying to justify the epic choke from the broncos?

Bacchus
01-20-2013, 03:51 PM
Distraction finally gets you to the superbowl

and subsequently tears the team apart.

Mogulseeker
01-20-2013, 05:33 PM
It had a lot to do with the lack of talent at the QB position.

Also, Penis.

HUH! Are Mormons allowed to say that word?