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Requiem
01-07-2013, 01:49 PM
Obviously we aren't good enough to play on Sundays, but do you guys do anything as a ritual before each Broncos game? Plz make this fun.

ak1971
01-07-2013, 01:53 PM
Drink a 40, do an eight ball, kick the dog down the stairs..drive to the stadium

Dr. Broncenstein
01-07-2013, 01:59 PM
I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.

pricejj
01-07-2013, 01:59 PM
I have to jump and touch the ceiling with both hands at opening kick-off, and say "GO BRONCOOOOSSS!!" (no breaths) until the kick returner is tackled.

I do it every single game. :sunshine:

broncosteven
01-07-2013, 02:14 PM
For the Playoffs I will be reciting the Kranz Dictum prior to kick off and donning my Bronco Splash down Vest my Mother in law made me (for reals)

Kaylore
01-07-2013, 02:16 PM
I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.

......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to Golden Girls."

Dr. Broncenstein
01-07-2013, 02:23 PM
......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to Golden Girls."

Yeah, well, I don't get any pleasure out of it you sick f#%k. I'm compelled.

cmhargrove
01-07-2013, 02:24 PM
My kids got me a Manning jersey t-shirt this year.

Starting with the Chargers game, I haven't washed it yet. So, that makes 11 straight weeks i've worn it and not washed it. It has some beer spills, a few food stains, but smells pretty good.

Now, let's assume i've worn this shirt 4-5 hours per game day, then I also wore it all day for the Chargers game and Saints game. That means I have about 60+ hours of unwashed wear on that beautiful orange (slightly wrinkled) shirt.

My boys ask me to go put on my shirt about 30 minutes before every game. Actually the whole family and my friends know about the shirt by now. So, if we end up losing i'll burn the ****er, but right now it is full of mojo.

Bronco Boy
01-07-2013, 02:26 PM
I paint one thumbnail blue and the other one orange and then shove them both up my butt til halftime, or the 4th quarter if we're losing.

broncosteven
01-07-2013, 02:26 PM
I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.

I wonder how Hotrod is doing...I miss that Dortoh guy too!

Ironlung
01-07-2013, 02:27 PM
Just smoke weed. Thats about it.

razorwire77
01-07-2013, 02:28 PM
I break out the finest blue meth money can buy.

SonOfLe-loLang
01-07-2013, 02:32 PM
If I'm at the sports bar, it usually involves me flagging down the manager and saying "would you put on the ****ing game already?"

Greatspirits
01-07-2013, 02:33 PM
I used to have several rituals/superstitions but since Manning got here I don't need em anymore!

Smiling Assassin27
01-07-2013, 02:44 PM
......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to DESIGNING WOMEN."

FIFY.

If you like Bea Arthur, you're gonna LOVE Delta Burke. :flower:

orinjkrush
01-07-2013, 02:48 PM
aargh

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PXeDY3KOwgA/ReMVUaRcQwI/AAAAAAAAAMY/WPQ3frXDp7w/s400/Joaquin+Phoenix+in+Aluminum+Hat.jpg

Cito Pelon
01-07-2013, 02:49 PM
Ka-tooosh!

broncosteven
01-07-2013, 02:57 PM
FIFY.

If you like Bea Arthur, you're gonna LOVE Delta Burke. :flower:

She was hot in that HBO series about the football team back in the EARLY 80's.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-07-2013, 02:58 PM
i sacrifice raider,charger and chief fans to Cthulhu its also how the apocalypse was averted when i made several blood sacrifices to our dark lord i encourage you all to join the cult of Cthulhu. Peyton manning is a member you should be too.
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ptP0OR-e7rI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

R-Mac
01-07-2013, 03:05 PM
http://cdn.radiolive.co.nz/radiolive/AM/2011/5/17/20375/hotel_tv_plank.jpg?width=620

Chris
01-07-2013, 03:09 PM
Yeah, well, I don't get any pleasure out of it you sick f#%k. I'm compelled.

I smoke weed out of an Estelle Getty bobble head doll bong while I walk on hot coals naked while I eat jalapeno poppers stuffed with cocaine. Then I start my pregame ritual where I kill a chicken then taxidermy it in the exact same pose as our rival qb's macfarlane doll where I then perform voodoo while convincing myself I'm Frank Zappa's ghost.

Then I invite the friends over and we have some KFC.

ColoradoDarin
01-07-2013, 03:29 PM
No. Not really. Sometimes I wear a jersey, sometimes not.

sinuous sausage
01-07-2013, 03:35 PM
I snoop around town until I find a blank wall--think those little brick enclosures around dumpsters or maybe the side of a Chuck E. Cheese. Then I paint my dick alternating colors of white, blue, and orange and slap it up against the wall in the hopes of making the best Broncos logo I can. Then I flag down the nearest bystander and ask him if he can tell what it is.

If he or she guesses right within the first three attempts, it's gonna be a good day.

Kaylore
01-07-2013, 03:36 PM
http://cdn.radiolive.co.nz/radiolive/AM/2011/5/17/20375/hotel_tv_plank.jpg?width=620

Is making your hair into a pompadour part of the ritual?

pricejj
01-07-2013, 03:44 PM
I break out the finest blue meth money can buy.

You're clearly lying. Everybody knows you can only afford Reggie.

Archer81
01-07-2013, 03:50 PM
Generally I am at work when Denver plays...which is lame. But we do have a TV, so I get to see some of it. Anyhoo, I tend to drink 2 cups of coffee, smoke 1 marlboro 100 check the Mane, then watch the game with two progressively drunken scots.

:Broncos:

R-Mac
01-07-2013, 04:06 PM
Is making your hair into a pompadour part of the ritual?

No, because it would be unfair to the bald guys, but I specifically recommend an old, bulky CRT television. It's a bit harder to perform this ritual on a flat TV.

broncosteven
01-07-2013, 04:09 PM
Generally I am at work when Denver plays...which is lame. But we do have a TV, so I get to see some of it. Anyhoo, I tend to drink 2 cups of coffee, smoke 1 marlboro 100 check the Mane, then watch the game with two progressively drunken scots.

:Broncos:

You work at a bar or a DMV? only 2 places I can think to find drunken scotts working.

vbplaya
01-07-2013, 04:19 PM
Put on my Rod Smith jersey, Broncos pajama pants and Broncos socks and down an Orange Crush in each half.

gyldenlove
01-07-2013, 05:30 PM
I hit up a handful of Ambien and go defecate in obscure places.

Requiem
01-07-2013, 05:43 PM
Knew this thread was win after AK's initial post.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
01-07-2013, 06:06 PM
Smoke a bowl.

Mogulseeker
01-07-2013, 06:07 PM
I park an RV out around lot G. It has a hot tub. I typically hang out around the tunnel, waiting for the Broncos cheerleaders to arrive. A good friend of mine has a sister on the squad, so every week there is a different group of three or four that I bring out around the RV. Typically they have to leave earlier than I want them to, because they need to do their stretching routine. So what I do is I offer them a "stretch" in my RV. It happens every friggin week.... I get them naked in the tub, and my friend's sister always comes barging in letting them know that if they're late for stretching, they'll get fired.

Actually, I don't own an RV, and I just have a cup of coffee and usually a beer or two before the game.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-07-2013, 06:41 PM
I clean the house.

pricejj
01-07-2013, 07:16 PM
You work at a bar or a DMV? only 2 places I can think to find drunken scotts working.

I'll take "Supermax" for $200 please, Alex.

Heyneck
01-07-2013, 07:24 PM
Huge brunch, followed by a blunt later by a dump! While I take my dump I make sure I am looking towards Oklands direction.

broncosteven
01-07-2013, 07:32 PM
I'll take "Supermax" for $200 please, Alex.

I figured it was a government job, I was close.

Dendave
01-09-2013, 10:05 AM
When the game starts, I make sure my DVR is recording it, and that my phone is turned off, I then go and find something to do for an hour, I will cook some food to eat during the game, watch DVR'd pregame shows, take the dog for a walk, etc. I can't stand watching a game "live", unless I am there in person, I hate all the commercials.

Chris
01-09-2013, 10:10 AM
Huge brunch, followed by a blunt later by a dump! While I take my dump I make sure I am looking towards Oklands direction.

This make me want to etch a raiders logo on the bottom of my toilet bowl.

Archer81
01-09-2013, 10:11 AM
You work at a bar or a DMV? only 2 places I can think to find drunken scotts working.


Bar/restaurant.


:Broncos:

gyldenlove
01-09-2013, 10:27 AM
Bar/restaurant.


:Broncos:

If you work with drunk scots, then I guess you work at O'Hallarans Authentic Irish pub and grill?

Dr. Broncenstein
01-09-2013, 10:28 AM
Bar/restaurant.


:Broncos:

Sounds like that place with the goofy shiat on the walls and the mozerella sticks. The name escapes me.

Archer81
01-09-2013, 10:29 AM
Shenanigans?

:Broncos:

Dr. Broncenstein
01-09-2013, 10:33 AM
Shenanigans?

:Broncos:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e275/jthatcher962/supertroopers_pic3.jpg

DenverDynamite
01-09-2013, 10:41 AM
When the game starts, I make sure my DVR is recording it, and that my phone is turned off, I then go and find something to do for an hour, I will cook some food to eat during the game, watch DVR'd pregame shows, take the dog for a walk, etc. I can't stand watching a game "live", unless I am there in person, I hate all the commercials.

Man that's risky. If you have comcast all it takes is one Amber Alert and your DVR is screwed.

Rohirrim
01-09-2013, 10:51 AM
Well, I like to have my jock nice and tight before a big game. So I use one of those frozen food vacuum sealer things. Just put the tube in your jock and "Thwwwwwwp!" You're all set.

DenverDynamite
01-09-2013, 10:57 AM
I kill a stray cat.

Natedogg
01-09-2013, 11:02 AM
If I'm at a bar, Donkey Punches. A shot of vodka with a splash of cuerocel (sp) dropped into a pint glass of Red Bull and oj. During the Jay Cutler era sometimes we had Jay Cutler Punches - - with diet Red Bull.

Rabb
01-09-2013, 11:55 AM
I shovel the walk in my underwear so I get wicked sick. Then I drink some tussin' and skip work the next day.

/legit

Broncosman
01-11-2013, 03:44 AM
No. Not really. Sometimes I wear a jersey, sometimes not.

adult should not wear jersey .someone said that to me once .what do you think

cutthemdown
01-11-2013, 04:44 AM
I offer some rum to Jobu and light a candle for my Uncle Don who taught me all about Broncos football when i was 6 yrs old, 1976. Bummer is he died in 1995 right before the Broncos run. Wow he was a dedicated Denverite and Broncos fan too bad he didn't make it to the glory yrs.

cmhargrove
01-12-2013, 12:30 PM
My kids got me a Manning jersey t-shirt this year.

Starting with the Chargers game, I haven't washed it yet. So, that makes 11 straight weeks i've worn it and not washed it. It has some beer spills, a few food stains, but smells pretty good.

Now, let's assume i've worn this shirt 4-5 hours per game day, then I also wore it all day for the Chargers game and Saints game. That means I have about 60+ hours of unwashed wear on that beautiful orange (slightly wrinkled) shirt.

My boys ask me to go put on my shirt about 30 minutes before every game. Actually the whole family and my friends know about the shirt by now. So, if we end up losing i'll burn the ****er, but right now it is full of mojo.

One hour until game time. I just put on my shirt again. It's getting a little grungy, but it smells like sweet victory...