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Requiem
12-13-2012, 02:26 PM
gr8 thread idea

Kaylore
12-13-2012, 02:43 PM
I would be John Elway so I could watch the Broncos, draft or sign players, tell everyone what to do and then go home and nail a Raiders Cheerleader.

TheReverend
12-13-2012, 02:44 PM
Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

ColoradoDarin
12-13-2012, 02:45 PM
Options:

1) Whoever is the highest paid.

2) Whoever is banging the hottest woman/women.

3) Combination of 1 & 2 (your choice of tradeoff between amount of money and hotness of the women)

Kaylore
12-13-2012, 02:51 PM
Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.

This post is amazing and awful all at once.

Br0nc0Buster
12-13-2012, 02:52 PM
Von Miller bangs porn stars

Was this question really necessary?

ghwk
12-13-2012, 02:57 PM
This post is amazing and awful all at once.

And yet I have to give it Rep becuase he beat me to it. :~ohyah!:

Rabb
12-13-2012, 03:00 PM
Matt Prater, duh

TheReverend
12-13-2012, 03:01 PM
This post is amazing and awful all at once.

^5

Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.

GoHAM
12-13-2012, 03:03 PM
I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

TheReverend
12-13-2012, 03:09 PM
I'd be Pat Bowlen, first thing I'd do is contact Pat's attorney and change his will, leaving a majority of the team to me, along with a sizeable chunk of cash. Then I'd bring in some lovely ladies and hit up Pat's liquor cabinet. Maybe go somewhere on the team jet, like Vegas and have one hell of a party.

^ good luck trying to do anything with them.

gyldenlove
12-13-2012, 03:11 PM
This is difficult, I would want to be Chris Kuper to talk to Kupesdad and mess with Khan by fake drunk-calling him. I would want to be DJ Williams to tell socal he is awesome and make his day. I would want to be Wesley Woodyard just to feel how it is to be a better man in every aspect of life. I would want to be Eric Decker to see just how many chicks a white guy can bang in Colorado. I would want to be Champ Bailey to feel what it is like to be superhuman.

ColoradoDarin
12-13-2012, 03:13 PM
^ good luck trying to do anything with them.

I'm pretty certain Pat Bowlen has a ****ton of viagra/cialis.


I'm sure this thread gets Orangemane back media credentials next camp!

Kaylore
12-13-2012, 03:17 PM
^5

Can you imagine?

Go tell Bowlen you're retiring midseason... and that it's Fox's fault.
Tell Decker he'll get 2x as many passes if you have sex with his wife.
Call Elway overrated just to see his reaction.
Make dinner plans with DJ and McCoy and then no show... but hide and watch them awkwardly try to hang out.

The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.

TheReverend
12-13-2012, 03:19 PM
The only thing I would do on this list is hide and watch people watching me hide from McCoy and DJ.

Hilarious!

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

gyldenlove
12-13-2012, 03:20 PM
Hilarious!

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

You are going to need some sort of hat, that forehead couldn't hide anywhere...

ColoradoDarin
12-13-2012, 03:22 PM
Hilarious!

"...why is Peyton Manning hiding in the corner with a fake mustache...?"

http://www.thefixisin.net/resources/peyton-manning-mustache-commercial.jpg

gyldenlove
12-13-2012, 03:23 PM
http://www.thefixisin.net/resources/peyton-manning-mustache-commercial.jpg

I bet that forehead shows up on radar at DIA.

55CrushEm
12-13-2012, 03:29 PM
None of them.

Becausue I have a bigger penis than all of them.

That's right.....

pricejj
12-13-2012, 03:47 PM
Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.

Chris
12-13-2012, 03:50 PM
Wesley Woodyard...so I could start at LB, then blitz and crush Tom Brady in a goal line stand to seal victory at the end of the AFC Championshiop game.

Sounds weirdly sexual.

Smiling Assassin27
12-13-2012, 03:50 PM
Eric Decker.

The chicks come to you, not the other way around.

HILife
12-13-2012, 03:52 PM
Ed Reed.

We never would've won those two super bowls without him.

pricejj
12-13-2012, 03:55 PM
Sounds weirdly sexual.

It was a dream I had two nights ago. Call it what you want. A sense of peace has since crept over me.

Kaylore
12-13-2012, 03:57 PM
You are going to need some sort of hat, that forehead couldn't hide anywhere...

I would dress as an Hasidic Jew.

HILife
12-13-2012, 04:00 PM
This thread got a lot of potential.

orange crusher
12-13-2012, 05:30 PM
Peyton Manning, but it has to be on payday.....be set for life with one game check.

cutthemdown
12-13-2012, 05:44 PM
i was like who started this lame thread, but now that i see who it makes sense. After all this is coming from the lil fella who uses coaches as a position in his fantasy league. Whats your next great idea? 5 points for whatever team wins the toss?

Cleo McDowell
12-13-2012, 11:00 PM
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extralife
12-13-2012, 11:15 PM
thread is in dire need of that halloween picture of mitch unrein and his girl

broncs2bowl
12-13-2012, 11:19 PM
Eric Decker....write myself a decent check.

have sex with 10 girls at once

Archer81
12-13-2012, 11:21 PM
Peyton. $$$$

I'd write a check to myself for 50 million, then I'd hire the best hos in the world, raw dog it all and the next day I'd be back in my STD free body and MY penis didn't do anything wrong.

I'd also go **** with people as Peyton Manning.


Its not gay if its with Peyton's tackle?


:Broncos:

Houshyamama
12-14-2012, 11:11 AM
I'd be Joel Dreessen, so I could legally change his first name to Ranch.

**** you, I think I'm funny.

dictionary
12-14-2012, 12:40 PM
I'd be Joel Dreessen, so I could legally change his first name to Ranch.

**** you, I think I'm funny.

That was a drunken realization while dipping Papa John's into ranch sauce whilst watching a game, wasn't it?

Houshyamama
12-14-2012, 01:08 PM
That was a drunken realization while dipping Papa John's into ranch sauce whilst watching a game, wasn't it?

Maybe.

Bacchus
12-14-2012, 03:19 PM
gr8 thread idea

I would have to get pictures of all the wives and girlfriends.

Kaylore
12-14-2012, 03:50 PM
I'd be Joel Dreessen, so I could legally change his first name to Ranch.

**** you, I think I'm funny.

Awesome.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-14-2012, 10:30 PM
I'd be Derek Wolfe. Always was kind of curious as to what a crystal meth high felt like, especially for breakfast.

Punisher
12-15-2012, 06:30 AM
What is this a school report. Ill be my sad self with bills and child surport.