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bronco militia
12-07-2012, 11:44 AM
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Crushaholic
12-07-2012, 11:45 AM
"If I keep the magazine like this, people won't know I'm really sleeping...BOOM!"

v2micca
12-07-2012, 11:48 AM
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Where is it, where is it, ah here we go. Recommended maximum capacity for depends adult diaper is........huh......guess I'll need to make a bathroom run at halftime after all.

Kaylore
12-07-2012, 11:54 AM
"That guy behind me keeps taling about his ipad...what the hell is an ipad? Maybe this is an ipad..."

oubronco
12-07-2012, 12:10 PM
Oh these silk panties are going to feel SOOOOO nice

gunns
12-07-2012, 12:19 PM
"The lack of success is not that I haven't opened the package, it's that there is no picture of Brett Favre".

DivineLegion
12-07-2012, 12:40 PM
1500 Wallaby way, Sydney AUS!

Man this finding Nemo is great literature. BOOM!

Cito Pelon
12-07-2012, 12:49 PM
@twitter_tom_jackson - you suck.

HorseHead
12-07-2012, 12:55 PM
"Where the F is my quick actin' Tinactin?...

Taco John
12-07-2012, 01:04 PM
"Let's see. Guy slipping on a banana... Man and woman dancing... Dog knocking over ladder... I don't effing' see Waldo anywhere!"

mnfan
12-07-2012, 01:04 PM
Ssssseeeee Dddddiiiicccckkk rrrrrruuunnnn. Rrrrrruuuuuunnnnn ddddddiiiiiiccccckkk rrrruuuunnn. <<Sounding out words>>

Broncomutt
12-07-2012, 01:31 PM
In the rare event of a water landing, your seat may be used as a floatation device.

cmhargrove
12-07-2012, 01:33 PM
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poRn

DarkHorse30
12-07-2012, 02:00 PM
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mmmm.....wranglers

SaveusElway15
12-07-2012, 02:02 PM
Brett Favre...

Kaylore
12-07-2012, 02:30 PM
@twitter_tom_jackson - you suck.

LOL

uplink
12-07-2012, 02:51 PM
"hmm itinerary for tonight: Dinner at Geogieos 7PM, Dinner at China Sash Buffet 8PM, Dinner at Brasilia 9PM, Dinner at Bays Seafood 10PM ...."

Chris
12-07-2012, 02:57 PM
"When you're getting your ass kicked by the Broncos just close your eyes and think TURDUCKEN"

orangeatheist
12-07-2012, 03:08 PM
What's really funny is reading all these replies with Madden's voice in your head!

Chris
12-07-2012, 04:34 PM
What's really funny is reading all these replies with Madden's voice in your head!

That is funny.

So is reading ****TY ****TY POO POO in madden's voice.

ElwayMD
12-07-2012, 06:10 PM
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"What we got here is a guy reading a magazine. To be a good reader you gotta have eyes. You take the magazine and then BOOM... you're reading!"

StugotsIII
12-07-2012, 06:31 PM
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"I go poop."

Dr. Broncenstein
12-07-2012, 06:54 PM
Whar is pudding?

Nwp-Apap
12-07-2012, 07:01 PM
Hmmmgbhbh..EH!? What? Huh..hmmmbhhbghgbmm

KipCorrington25
12-07-2012, 08:25 PM
poRn

Correction, gay porn... the kind with the big, fat, hairy guys.

Orange&BlueMohawk
12-07-2012, 08:51 PM
"What we got here is a guy reading a magazine. To be a good reader you gotta have eyes. You take the magazine and then BOOM... you're reading!"

I vote this. Exactly.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-07-2012, 11:06 PM
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random madden thoughts
1. ok now let see where is the quickest route out of oakland

2 .oakland more like jokeland

3. good thing i brought along some reading material from the madden cruiser

4. how much am i making off my madden game franchise

5.this a good time to work on my crossword .now whats a 6 letter word for defeat that has L in it

6.thank god im not the coach of this godawful team anymore

7. i hope those black hole crazies dont steal the hub caps off the madden cruiser like they always do

8. dammit i cant sneak out now the tv cameras are watching me .

9. what should i order ? chicken nah too small ,fish way too small, pork still too small, big beefy heifer yeah now thats the right size. does joke i mean oakland sell whole cows ??

10 . local oakland football team looking for bus driver to drive inmates back and forth between home games and prison apply in person

11. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1ytCEuuW2_A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KipCorrington25
12-08-2012, 02:54 PM
Looking at a menu from a resturant that sells turkeys with 6 legs.

Quoydogs
12-08-2012, 03:25 PM
Where's my yellow pen?

Bob's your Information Minister
12-08-2012, 03:38 PM
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