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Pony Boy
11-30-2012, 08:22 PM
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Colin Kaepernick ushers in an inked-up NFL quarterbacking era

Colin Kaepernick ushers in an inked-up NFL quarterbacking era
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San Franciscoís Colin Kaepernick is going to be a big-time NFL quarterback. That must make the guys in San Quentin happy.

Approximately 98.7 percent of the inmates at Californiaís state prison have tattoos. I donít know that as fact, but Iíve watched enough ďLockupĒ to know itís close to accurate.

Iím also pretty sure less than 1.3 percent of NFL quarterbacks have tattoos. Thereís a reason for that.

NFL quarterback is the ultimate position of influence and responsibility. He is the CEO of a high-profile organization, and you donít want your CEO to look like he just got paroled.

Now along comes Kaepernick. Since taking over for Alex Smith two games ago, he has convinced everybody in the Bay area that heís the second coming of Steve Young.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2012-11-28/colin-kaepernick-tattoos-49ers-qb-start-alex-smith-stats-contract-draft

errand
11-30-2012, 08:31 PM
guessing nobody ever explained the aging process to this guy.....

Archer81
11-30-2012, 08:31 PM
Why cover every square inch of skin with a tat?

:Broncos:

DivineLegion
11-30-2012, 09:17 PM
guessing nobody ever explained the aging process to this guy.....

Do most people find themselves attractive when they are older?

PRBronco
11-30-2012, 09:25 PM
Come on guys, he's just living life to it's fullest.

Cmac821
11-30-2012, 10:02 PM
Can't even read what is on his chest

BroncoDoug
11-30-2012, 10:08 PM
Can't even read what is on his chest

Against all odds

SonOfLe-loLang
11-30-2012, 10:34 PM
LOL, wow....is this a serious article?

HEY KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN. Wow.

SportinOne
11-30-2012, 10:53 PM
Are you guys really that conservative? They are just tattoos.

scorpio
11-30-2012, 10:56 PM
Colin Kaepernick makes poor life decisions.

/OM douchebags

Natedogg
11-30-2012, 10:59 PM
He has nothing on Brock Oswilers awesome tats.

Natedogg
11-30-2012, 11:00 PM
With tattoos like that... he's probably adopted.

Jetmeck
11-30-2012, 11:07 PM
too much......overdone. Nothing wrong with tats in moderation.

but its his body.......but I do not like women with a lot of tats.....couple in the right location is fine and good and same for piercing that just get in the way..............do the BB...forget the rest .

Whatever floats your boat but he will regret it later on.

brncs_fan
11-30-2012, 11:08 PM
He has angry angel tattoos. Tebow would not approve.

FearLanier
11-30-2012, 11:51 PM
Actually Tebow would love Kaepernick's tattoo's.

Almost all the tattoo's are bible verses and pictures based on the book of psalms from the bible.

TDmvp
12-01-2012, 12:14 AM
http://www.howardforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=85461&d=1349836246

XXXII&III
12-01-2012, 12:43 AM
Maybe I need to take an art class or a bible class but what I see on his back is a hairy mermaid with boobs slightly hanging out, a leering toad head looking up at the boobs slightly hanging out, a raw steak, an angry native american with his pecs hanging out, and a bunch of winding river thingies.

it's very much like a hidden object game, but without the list of hidden objects to look for, i'm a bit lost.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-01-2012, 02:00 AM
Lol. Cool ink bro.

Bacchus
12-01-2012, 02:11 AM
I don't understand how he can throw the football with such awful tattoos? He is going to be a terrible QB.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-01-2012, 02:22 AM
http://pictures.bigfunnysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/omg_lol.jpg

Doggcow
12-01-2012, 02:28 AM
I don't understand how he can throw the football with such awful tattoos? He is going to be a terrible QB.

Honestly, I don't think it's THAT important to be able to throw a football super well anymore. The game is like 90% making the right reads, decisions, and NOT ****ing up now. With how easy it is to move the ball on offense, I'd take Manning with a limp arm over Vick with a rocket any day.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-01-2012, 02:45 AM
Honestly, I don't think it's THAT important to be able to throw a football super well anymore. The game is like 90% making the right reads, decisions, and NOT ****ing up now. With how easy it is to move the ball on offense, I'd take Manning with a limp arm over Vick with a rocket any day.

If there was only a way of sorting out the poor decision makers and f#%kups.

bowtown
12-01-2012, 03:39 AM
I hope when he gets older he doesn't regret that font choice.

Ratboy
12-01-2012, 05:02 AM
Lol. Cool ink bro.

I was waiting for your bad decision maker post.

Ratboy
12-01-2012, 05:03 AM
If there was only a way of sorting out the poor decision makers and f#%kups.

and you did not disappoint.

colorado jones
12-01-2012, 06:16 AM
http://pictures.bigfunnysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/omg_lol.jpg

This Jesus looks more like Wolfman Jack.

Like a boss.

bronco militia
12-01-2012, 06:19 AM
LOL, wow....is this a serious article?

HEY KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN. Wow.

No doubt.....

Pony Boy
12-01-2012, 06:38 AM
http://pictures.bigfunnysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/omg_lol.jpg

No not Jesus or Wolfman Jack more like Willie Nelson

bronco militia
12-01-2012, 06:59 AM
I think this article would pass for passive aggressive racism. What a tool

Pony Boy
12-01-2012, 07:09 AM
guessing nobody ever explained the aging process to this guy.....

You think?

Dr. Broncenstein
12-01-2012, 07:24 AM
I think this article would pass for passive aggressive racism. What a tool

Criticism of people who annoy you is passive aggressive racism?

bronco militia
12-01-2012, 07:44 AM
Criticism of people who annoy you is passive aggressive racism?

Of course not, but this author sounds racist.

This was on drudge.....

http://msn.foxsports.com/topics/device/mobile/t/67385395/49ers-qb-colin-kaepernick-painted-as-a-bad-guy-over-tattoos-nfl-news-fox-sports-on-msn.htm?m_n=true

bronco militia
12-01-2012, 07:47 AM
Ksk

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/11/david-whitley-is-a-for-real-racist.html

cmhargrove
12-01-2012, 07:50 AM
With tats like that, there will probably be a lot of Raiders fans jumping on the 9ers bandwagon soon.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-01-2012, 08:03 AM
Of course not, but this author sounds racist.

This was on drudge.....

http://msn.foxsports.com/topics/device/mobile/t/67385395/49ers-qb-colin-kaepernick-painted-as-a-bad-guy-over-tattoos-nfl-news-fox-sports-on-msn.htm?m_n=true

Wooosh

Bigdawg26
12-01-2012, 08:19 AM
I think this article would pass for passive aggressive racism. What a tool

Clearly! What does having tattoos have to do with playing the QB position. The QB isn't always the CEO of the team. I sure as sh!t don't want Brady Quinn, Tony Romo, Blaine Gabbert, and whoever it is the starts for the Cardinals run my lemonade stand!

Flex Gunmetal
12-01-2012, 08:29 AM
Author is a completely racist douche. Strong editing, or lackthereof. At least they edited in a disclaimer about the author's views being his own.

Did Sammy Baugh, Johnny Unitas, Doug Williams or Joe Montana have arms covered in ink?


http://i.imgur.com/0hm7W.gif



Not even the rare Doug Williams mention can save you now.

loborugger
12-01-2012, 09:02 AM
guessing nobody ever explained the aging process to this guy.....

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2722684_700b.jpg

errand
12-01-2012, 03:49 PM
Do most people find themselves attractive when they are older?

Sure....but tattoo covered skin looks like **** when Father Time takes his toll....but to each their own.

SonOfLe-loLang
12-01-2012, 03:56 PM
Sure....but tattoo covered skin looks like **** when Father Time takes his toll....but to each their own.

Yeah normal skin looks great too at 70. Not to mention, when yr 70, who gives a ****?

Bacchus
12-01-2012, 07:28 PM
At least white guys do not look ridiculous with tattoos like black guys.

http://sportsandstyle.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/birdman.jpg

DENVERDUI55
12-01-2012, 07:42 PM
http://pictures.bigfunnysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/omg_lol.jpg

The Dude abides!

Jay3
12-01-2012, 07:52 PM
I hate that crap everywhere. Blegh.

Kap can be the bad guy in the adventure now, for me.

Agamemnon
12-01-2012, 07:59 PM
I can appreciate tattoos that look good. These are not in that category.