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DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-29-2012, 05:32 PM
By Chris Wilson

Since President Barack Obama won reelection, the White House website for citizen petitions has received secession requests from all 50 states. In the case of Texas, more than 100,000 people have endured the inconvenience of entering their name and email address in order to support the state’s bid for autonomy. Apparently, in a sign of Americans’ growing distaste for physical activity, 2012 is the year when people stopped threatening to move to a foreign country if their candidate lost the presidency. Instead, they want foreign countries to move to them.

The forum-happy Internet activism crowd has never had a realistic sense of what happens when you to plug government directly into the Ethernet port. This is what happens: In addition to petitions for secession, you get ones calling for Bigfoot to be recognized as an endangered species, naturopathic medicine to be covered by Obamacare, and funding for a Death Star beginning in 2016.



http://news.yahoo.com/interactive-white-house-secession-petitions-and-presidential-power-235012490.html


Wow entering just a name and a email is good enough for me im shure no shenanigans can happen from that its impossiable to use multiple emails and petition under a fake name to get a state removed from the usa ie California no sir it soo impossible to do that. dat petition is legal and bindings yeah

broncocalijohn
11-29-2012, 05:37 PM
Obama opened a can of worms with this idea. SOme of this **** is crazy yet he promised to address them if 50k signed for it.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-29-2012, 05:37 PM
now then can we squash the OH MY GODZ DEM STATES WANT TO LEAVES THE USA nonsense ,or will you people continue to carry on like fools

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-29-2012, 05:39 PM
Obama opened a can of worms with this idea. SOme of this **** is crazy yet he promised to address them if 50k signed for it.

yeah i agree 100% they are stuck on god damn stupid .
you do know all someone has to do is make alot of email accts fake names

broncocalijohn
11-29-2012, 05:42 PM
yeah i agree 100% they are stuck on god damn stupid .
you do know all someone has to do is make alot of email accts fake names

Why? There is enough crazies to fill up 50k request.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-29-2012, 05:58 PM
wait a minute if we can get a whole lot of bronco fans to sign a petition to make the Denver Broncos the official NFL team of the USA.
make the raiders the official toilet cleaners of the usa. chiefs can be the official mullet hair capitol. the possibilities are endless .
lets get it done before the rancid raiders of the chefs beat us.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-29-2012, 06:01 PM
Why? There is enough crazies to fill up 50k request.

ever hear of the collective know as anonymous .
they like to do stuff for shat and giggles or as they call it the lulz .
trust me if they find something funny enough they will do it .
if they can pay attention long enough.
you never know .

Broncos_OTM
11-30-2012, 07:51 PM
Dan, your not very bright are you.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-30-2012, 08:09 PM
Dan, your not very bright are you.

THE SUCCESSION THING IS A LIE ITS BARELY 1% OF EACH STATES POPULATION therefore since you dont get it this video is for you god the stupid is strong with you people what i posted is fact look it up yourself.
also if anonymous think it be a good laugh and they can get enough they will screw with this. or they might F with ps3 accts again

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DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-30-2012, 08:13 PM
as for the other post ie the bronco raider one umm its a obvious joke god you people are
1. idiots
2. got no sense of humor
3.no common sense
some of you are almost as bad as those idiot children on 4chan and youtube