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Kaylore
11-19-2012, 07:34 PM
I don't understand that commercial Verizon is showing where some lonely girl living with cats transforms her life by watching the nfl on her phone, going to the salon, Lowes, taking grayhound and then somehow getting into a BBQ during the Saints' bye week.

That and the five hour energy <s>guitar</s> every commercial they make are why I am grateful for DVR.

crush17
11-19-2012, 07:36 PM
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theAPAOps5
11-19-2012, 07:55 PM
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Well this was a worthless reply.

Man-Goblin
11-19-2012, 08:48 PM
I used to know a chick just like her. Thought she was all that because she was one of the first ones to download 'words with friends'. Total pain in the ass. And a prude.

SportinOne
11-19-2012, 08:54 PM
I used to know a chick just like her. Thought she was all that because she was one of the first ones to download 'words with friends'. Total pain in the ass. And a prude.

So she was below your standards and she still wouldn't **** you.. is that what you're saying?

DomCasual
11-19-2012, 08:54 PM
Well this was a worthless reply.

Yeah. Was it supposed to be clever?

At least they seem to have stopped with the woman with the lisp singing about the Prius.

Chris
11-19-2012, 08:55 PM
I don't understand that commercial Verizon is showing where some lonely girl living with cats transforms her life by watching the nfl on her phone, going to the salon, Lowes, taking grayhound and then somehow getting into a BBQ during the Saints' bye week.

That and the five hour energy <s>guitar</s> every commercial they make are why I am grateful for DVR.

Yeah they did this for the nerd guy too. No one I know understands these commercials.

Even when ads suck, as 99% of them do, they get the messaging right. Who are they targeting? People that want to see themselves as nerds that want friends? No one does, even nerds.

Dr. Broncenstein
11-19-2012, 08:56 PM
It's a vast improvement over the mom/daughter combo blubbering over subtitles. And cat people gross me out.

Man-Goblin
11-19-2012, 09:03 PM
So she was below your standards and she still wouldn't **** you.. is that what you're saying?

Standards? She was good, man. Would lull you to sleep then BAM! Triple word score.

Kaylore
11-19-2012, 09:12 PM
It's a vast improvement over the mom/daughter combo blubbering over subtitles. And cat people gross me out.

http://img.izismile.com//img/img3/20100723/files/1/sexy_cat_girls.jpg

Kid A
11-19-2012, 09:12 PM
Yeah they did this for the nerd guy too. No one I know understands these commercials.

Even when ads suck, as 99% of them do, they get the messaging right. Who are they targeting? People that want to see themselves as nerds that want friends? No one does, even nerds.

It's like they're supposed to be learning about football so now they can talk about it competently with their friends during the week...except they only have time to watch it on their phone? Or something? I think it's supposed to just advertise that you get a full NFL experience on your phone, not sure what the "nerds become big NFL fans, have unfortunate run in with NFL star in final scene" angle is all about though.

BroncoFox
11-19-2012, 09:13 PM
Yes.. goofy stuff. Fox-girls are like.. way better than cat girls. Silly cats.

Kaylore
11-19-2012, 09:13 PM
All the reformed nerds I know restarted their social lives hanging out at Lowes.

Nwp-Apap
11-19-2012, 09:21 PM
All the reformed nerds I know restarted their social lives hanging out at Lowes.

Great post haha

Lestat
11-19-2012, 09:26 PM
All the reformed nerds I know restarted their social lives hanging out at Lowes.

Hilarious!

Tombstone RJ
11-19-2012, 09:36 PM
I don't understand that commercial Verizon is showing where some lonely girl living with cats transforms her life by watching the nfl on her phone, going to the salon, Lowes, taking grayhound and then somehow getting into a BBQ during the Saints' bye week.

That and the five hour energy <s>guitar</s> every commercial they make are why I am grateful for DVR.

wow, you got all that out of the commercial? I mean, yah, Brees is in it but I just didn't care enough to think about how the girl got so close to him.

and Lowes? I didn't even see that.

And, it's a commercial about how a smartphone will transform your life. geesh. I thought everyone knew that.

errand
11-19-2012, 09:39 PM
the commercial is how the woman goes from pathetic woman sitting home alone with 12 cats eating ice cream to hot chick via the knowledge of the NFL she gets thru Verizon's NFL Mobile.....a transformation from ugly duckling to beautiful swan so to speak.

extralife
11-19-2012, 10:44 PM
the point is the same as the point of every commercial: buy this product and you will be cool/hot/**** hot chicks. it uses every conceivable stupid means of implying this point.

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11-19-2012, 11:25 PM
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11-19-2012, 11:50 PM
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11-20-2012, 12:17 AM
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Beantown Bronco
11-20-2012, 06:19 AM
Easy fix. They should only allow commercials with Peyton Manning to be aired during football games.

v2micca
11-20-2012, 06:43 AM
http://img.izismile.com//img/img3/20100723/files/1/sexy_cat_girls.jpg

Yeah, this is kind of more of what I was expecting by your thread title. You probably should have said cat lady instead.

Br0nc0Buster
11-20-2012, 07:22 AM
Are you sure it is a bbq?
It looks like Drew Brees is eating diarrhea in that commercial

Chris
11-20-2012, 07:33 AM
Are you sure it is a bbq?
It looks like Drew Brees is eating diarrhea in that commercial

You watching the commercial or the saints broncos game?

bronco militia
11-20-2012, 07:36 AM
Yeah, this is kind of more of what I was expecting by your thread title. You probably should have said cat lady instead.

this^

**** YOU KAYLORE :cuss:

;D

That One Guy
11-20-2012, 07:38 AM
I don't have a clue what you're talking about so my DVR must be performing flawlessly.

I watch almost all football on the redzone network now so I see almost no commercials anymore.

Pony Boy
11-20-2012, 07:39 AM
It's a vast improvement over the mom/daughter combo blubbering over subtitles. And cat people gross me out.

Yep, wolf people are a lot cooler ......

Irish Stout
11-20-2012, 07:52 AM
I don't have a clue what you're talking about so my DVR must be performing flawlessly.

I watch almost all football on the redzone network now so I see almost no commercials anymore.

I for one cannot stand watching delayed Broncos football. If I am not watching the Broncos live I start to tweak like a heroine addict in a padded cell when withdrawals hit. I hate the commercials with a passion, but they've become more bearable since I only watch them on Sundays.

huh??
11-20-2012, 09:00 AM
Yeah... I mainly noticed that she got a lot more attractive in that last scene; and couldn't help but think that they should have made it take place at a bikini beach party instead. :~ohyah!:

Crushaholic
11-20-2012, 09:04 AM
They have to save the REALLY clever ones for the Super Bowl. Be prepared for talking monkeys...:rofl:

Chris
11-20-2012, 09:16 AM
I don't have a clue what you're talking about so my DVR must be performing flawlessly.

I watch almost all football on the redzone network now so I see almost no commercials anymore.

Thank you for almost not sharing this information with us.

Kaylore
11-20-2012, 09:20 AM
Are you sure it is a bbq?
It looks like Drew Brees is eating diarrhea in that commercial

You watching the commercial or the saints broncos game?
These two posts are absolutely epic.

Kaylore
11-20-2012, 09:22 AM
the commercial is how the woman goes from pathetic woman sitting home alone with 12 cats eating ice cream to hot chick via the knowledge of the NFL she gets thru Verizon's NFL Mobile.....a transformation from ugly duckling to beautiful swan so to speak.

???

This is when we need that talking bear from the Ray Lewis Old Spice commercial to go "That makes sense."

Requiem
11-20-2012, 09:33 AM
Do you think the moderators would allow for a Black Friday/Maniac Monday thread on the main forum?

Chris
11-20-2012, 09:34 AM
Do you think the moderators would allow for a Black Friday/Maniac Monday thread on the main forum?

I think you should make a thread asking this.

Requiem
11-20-2012, 09:41 AM
Council of Chris assemble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaylore
11-20-2012, 10:21 AM
Council of Chris assemble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chris
11-20-2012, 11:09 AM
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Sorry man, he set me up

ZONA
11-20-2012, 11:44 AM
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I want to bang that chic right now

stopgap
11-20-2012, 01:45 PM
I want to bang that chic right now

ok

Kaylore
11-20-2012, 02:06 PM
ok

:~ohyah!:

Bacchus
11-20-2012, 02:47 PM
I want to bang that chic right now

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