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Bob's your Information Minister
11-05-2012, 02:00 AM
The computer says you guys are winning it all.

http://nfl-forecast.com/

http://i.imgur.com/zFZR4.jpg

This program is no fluke. It was programmed by a man with a PhD, who also happens to love football.

Congrats on winning the Super Bowl guys.

Sincerely,

The Bob Jinx.

cutthemdown
11-05-2012, 02:28 AM
When will you learn football not about numbers or silly predictions like you make.

Man-Goblin
11-05-2012, 05:02 AM
What does the Fox robot say about KC's chances of winning the Super Bowl?

http://th281.photobucket.com/albums/kk227/caniac4life_photos/th_zeroe.gif

rmsanger
11-05-2012, 06:55 AM
I'd say Pitt has a near equal chance of winning the SB to us so the 27 % to 2% spread is way off. Thus the whole model is in-com-plete.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
11-05-2012, 07:24 AM
What are the odds that we care about what fatboy thinks about anything?

SeedReaver
11-05-2012, 08:03 AM
The software predicts Carolina as being the least-likely team we will beat (still predicts about 60% chance we win)

And Bob, you just reversed your own mojo by claiming this as mojo, therefore nullifying your claims.

Kaylore
11-05-2012, 08:18 AM
If you say it's a jinx it negates the jinx!

We have to stay healthy and there is a lot of football left to play. That said, we certainly have a decent shot of winning the division and making the playoffs. With the emergence of the Holliday on the return game, we are starting to look pretty ballanced. I am excited about this team.

Broncos_OTM
11-05-2012, 08:24 AM
Bob you didn't create it therefore, you're just a troll. Good topic however.

LRtagger
11-05-2012, 08:51 AM
Obviously this system is flawed as it is still giving the Chiefs a chance at making the playoffs.

colorado jones
11-05-2012, 08:58 AM
I saw the thread title and actually thought you may have finally gotten laid.

Congrats on your dusty penis.

broncosteven
11-05-2012, 02:23 PM
The program is pretty accurate it say's kFc has 0 chance of making the SB.

Wait even a room full of monkeys with ipads would come to that conclusion after watching kFc play!

Pick Six
11-05-2012, 03:08 PM
The program is pretty accurate it say's kFc has 0 chance of making the SB.

Wait even a room full of monkeys with ipads would come to that conclusion after watching kFc play!

At least, kFc isn't mathematically eliminated from the playoffs...Ha!

Agamemnon
11-05-2012, 04:25 PM
Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

Greatspirits
11-05-2012, 04:29 PM
Darn that computer!!

bfoflcommish
11-05-2012, 04:30 PM
Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

common sense

Meck77
11-05-2012, 04:54 PM
The chiefs are a disaster and boob is running a jynx so we don't win the SB. Got it.

Life is good and Broncos are kicking ass! It has bob nervous. Love it!

errand
11-05-2012, 06:41 PM
Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

while I agree that it makes no sense...it is a mathematical formula.

How else can you explain that a QB who goes 0-1 with 0 yards 0 TD's 0 INT's has a QB rating of 39.6 but yet, some QB's have had lower ratings despite completing some of their passes for some yards.

So who knows?

broncosteven
11-05-2012, 06:48 PM
while I agree that it makes no sense...it is a mathematical formula.

How else can you explain that a QB who goes 0-1 with 0 yards 0 TD's 0 INT's has a QB rating of 39.6 but yet, some QB's have had lower ratings despite completing some of their passes for some yards.

So who knows?

Sounds like Orbital Rendezvous, NASA engineers thought that all you had to do was match the orbit, aim for the target vehicle then speed up only once you sped up your orbit increased and the chaser lost velocity and went into a higher orbit.

They had to figure out that they had to either slow the target down or overshoot it and let the chase vehicle slow then at the right moment match the orbit, then use thrusters to dock.

Same thing kinda...

Mile High Salute
11-05-2012, 10:14 PM
Can't be taken seriously when it only gives New England a 5% chance of making the Super Bowl... :loser:

(Much less Miami nearly the same chance as New England LOL)

Bob's your Information Minister
11-11-2012, 09:19 PM
Congrats on your inevitable march towards greatness.

Today was another super win for you guys.

Dominant team in the making.

baja
11-11-2012, 09:25 PM
Congrats on your inevitable march towards greatness.

Today was another super win for you guys.

Dominant team in the making.

Thanks Bob

We all know you have been a closet Broncos fan for years now. Time to come out

Meck77
11-11-2012, 09:33 PM
Trolls are officially extinct, there is hardly any bitching among Broncos fans anymore, election is over, 2012 almost in the books.

Life is good today.

Bob's your Information Minister
11-11-2012, 09:37 PM
You guys are really ****ing good.

I don't see how anyone can stop you at this point.

Rother8
11-11-2012, 09:55 PM
The computer says you guys are winning it all.

http://nfl-forecast.com/

http://i.imgur.com/zFZR4.jpg

This program is no fluke. It was programmed by a man with a PhD, who also happens to love football.

Congrats on winning the Super Bowl guys.

Sincerely,

The Bob Jinx.

Isn't the phd guy the jinx-er? Next time I see some jackass predict the Chiefs winning a division or something perhaps more plausible like a Chiefs-drafted QB winning a game I'll point it out to you and jinx you!

Bob's your Information Minister
11-11-2012, 10:50 PM
Looks like you dropped down a tad this week.

http://i.imgur.com/EyIj1.jpg

cutthemdown
11-12-2012, 12:27 AM
Poor Bob should we let him be a broncos fan?

Bob's your Information Minister
11-14-2012, 07:20 PM
I spoke too soon. You guys are up over 28 percent now. GO BRONCOS!

http://i.imgur.com/SqYiB.jpg

Bob's your Information Minister
11-19-2012, 07:34 PM
Onward and upward!

Chances over 30 percent now.

http://i.imgur.com/18Dio.jpg

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-19-2012, 07:42 PM
The computer says you guys are winning it all.

http://nfl-forecast.com/

http://i.imgur.com/zFZR4.jpg

This program is no fluke. It was programmed by a man with a PhD, who also happens to love football.

Congrats on winning the Super Bowl guys.

Sincerely,

The Bob Jinx.

why dont you see if the computer can predict the previous 10 superbowls based on the data you put in for all the teams.

baja
11-19-2012, 08:13 PM
why dont you see if the computer can predict the previous 10 superbowls based on the data you put in for all the teams.

That's a good idea. ;D

baja
11-19-2012, 08:25 PM
How can we possibly have a better than 1 in 4 chance of winning the Super bowl with 6 games left in the regular season?

Are these made up by Bob?

Bob's your Information Minister
11-19-2012, 08:38 PM
No. A guy with a PhD programmed this application. It's legit. It says the Chiefs have a 0 percent chance at the playoffs and has said so for 3 weeks.

Kaylore
11-19-2012, 08:40 PM
No. A guy with a PhD programmed this application. It's legit. It says the Chiefs have a 0 percent chance at the playoffs and has said so for 3 weeks.

It doesn't take a computer and PHD to tell someone that.

BroncoMan4ever
11-19-2012, 08:41 PM
No. A guy with a PhD programmed this application. It's legit. It says the Chiefs have a 0 percent chance at the playoffs and has said so for 3 weeks.

I could have told you that on draft weekend, and I Don't have a PhD

baja
11-19-2012, 09:16 PM
No. A guy with a PhD programmed this application. It's legit. It says the Chiefs have a 0 percent chance at the playoffs and has said so for 3 weeks.

So will you give me 4 to 1 odds if I take the Broncos to win the SB

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-19-2012, 10:31 PM
how or why are we ahead of Houston, New England does this program take into account of variables ie weather, field condition, injuries, over confidence ect , its nice that this guys program picked us to win it all but in real life its the 11 guys on the field who can decide the outcome

canadianbroncosfan
11-20-2012, 01:09 AM
No. A guy with a PhD programmed this application. It's legit. It says the Chiefs have a 0 percent chance at the playoffs and has said so for 3 weeks.

I could have told you that 6 seconds after this happened

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A9EOgQdvPtU/T5qfiZE8M9I/AAAAAAAAAsM/MPW5g83XJCk/s1600/Dontari-Poe-Chiefs.jpg

(The first five were spent laughing at a wasted pick)

cmhargrove
11-20-2012, 09:13 AM
I could have told you that 6 seconds after this happened

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A9EOgQdvPtU/T5qfiZE8M9I/AAAAAAAAAsM/MPW5g83XJCk/s1600/Dontari-Poe-Chiefs.jpg

(The first five were spent laughing at a wasted pick)

I'll see your jersey shot, and raise you a smooch.

http://lastwordonsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/NFL-draft.jpg

Bob's your Information Minister
11-25-2012, 11:29 PM
Bad news, you took a hit. San Fran is moving on up.

http://i.imgur.com/TzP1H.jpg

Peoples Champ
11-26-2012, 10:25 AM
I'll see your jersey shot, and raise you a smooch.

http://lastwordonsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/NFL-draft.jpg

that is hilarious

Kaylore
11-26-2012, 10:39 AM
Bad news, you took a hit. San Fran is moving on up.

Damn you computer! DAMN YOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-26-2012, 10:51 AM
but but i thought it was a shure thing broncos winning it all the computor said so
THE ALL KNOWING ALL POWERFUL COMPUTOR GOD TOLD US SO.
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US ALL POWERFUL COMPUTOR GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my god has abandon me i shall kill myself now good bye orange mane i shall see you on the hale bop comet

Bob's your Information Minister
12-03-2012, 01:40 AM
The quest hangs upon the edge of a knife, my friends.

http://i.imgur.com/lK69K.jpg