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TheReverend
10-27-2012, 12:07 PM
Installment #2, looking forward at Saints vs Broncos:

First of all, best update title ever? I think so.

Sunday night, when the Broncos face off against the slumping New Orleans Saints, has the makings of a prototypical trap game. Make no mistake, these are not the same slumping Saints who let the Chiefs steal a game from them one month ago.

Why the Saints will be resurging:

The Saints are still the #1 passing offense in the league… and by a wide margin. Compounding matters, Denver struggles against teams that excel at spreading the field and forcing poor depth to defend every yard of real estate.

Jonathan Vilma will also be caught enough to assemble a competitive performance. When you consider that this may be his last chance (as his Bounty-Gate appeal may come to a head next week and place him back on the couch), there’s a likely chance he’ll be raising the level of defensive play if only through presence and confidence alone—this was a good opportunity to use the word “swag”, but I’d feel dirty all day.

Joe Vitt. While the competitive parity within the league is certainly overstated, coaching does provide an advantage. Joe Vitt has had 6 consecutive bye weeks looking ahead and dreaming of this game. Vitt has a chance to become a hero in New Orleans. Topple the mighty Peyton Manning and get a talented roster back on the right track? More importantly, it makes a name for himself around the league and he knows it.

The inconsistent and sloppy play that has plagued the Broncos for huge chunks of games thus far this season cannot happen. We saw what happened when the Chargers got over-confident and let the Saints back in the game… and we’re a team that has been caught sleeping for HUGE chunks of 4/6 of the games it’s played to date. That being said….

Why the Broncos will still win:

Rest at: http://patrickturley.org/weve-activated-drew-brees-trap-card/

Ironlung
10-27-2012, 12:19 PM
Broncos will undoubtedly lose...Guaranteed.

-lonestar

Tombstone RJ
10-27-2012, 12:46 PM
I gotta agree, I can totally see the Broncos losing this game.

ZONA
10-27-2012, 03:54 PM
I have the Broncos winning. Saints are 1 dimensional and at home I like our chances. Saints will be passing alot and I think they'll get their passing yards but I also think we get 5 sacks on the day and win the turnover battle. I also think we play our 1st 60 minute game of the season, lol.

TheReverend
10-27-2012, 04:07 PM
I have the Broncos winning. Saints are 1 dimensional and at home I like our chances. Saints will be passing alot and I think they'll get their passing yards but I also think we get 5 sacks on the day and win the turnover battle. I also think we play our 1st 60 minute game of the season, lol.

^ you're literally repeating the same things I said in the write-up man Ha!

Boobs McGee
10-27-2012, 04:45 PM
Excellent borderlands 2 reference, zero is a bad mofo

TheReverend
10-27-2012, 04:52 PM
Excellent borderlands 2 reference, zero is a bad mofo

First of all, awesome game.

Secondly, Zero is a bad mofo.

Third, where did I make a Borderlands 2 reference though!??!?!

Boobs McGee
10-27-2012, 06:20 PM
First of all, awesome game.

Secondly, Zero is a bad mofo.

Third, where did I make a Borderlands 2 reference though!??!?!

LOL in your title, I totally thought that was an excellent play on words. When you go into his stealth mode, one of his sayings is, "how hilarious, you just set off my trap card, your death approaches"...i'll try to embed.

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Boobs McGee
10-27-2012, 06:22 PM
woooooow, i never even knew this was a meme. shame on me. Makes the dev's for borderlands 2 THAT much more awesome though (one of the most intelligently comedic games ever imo), and you totally get rep!

Eldorado
10-27-2012, 07:08 PM
You spelled anus wrong.

TheReverend
10-27-2012, 07:10 PM
You spelled anus wrong.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDDcA54E93__mOh1HWWcQ6sLQJj6St5 UvQMSjRZh_QtJgTlvfl-z_hsiCT3Q

bowtown
10-28-2012, 01:29 AM
Don't know who this Patrick Turley guy is, but seems like a real loser. Probably also has small calves.

Broncos win 75-0

bowtown
10-28-2012, 01:31 AM
Broncos will undoubtedly lose...Guaranteed.

-lonestar

Not true, they could have a fluke game and win. But that's a good thing as it helps their draft position.

lonestar
10-28-2012, 02:15 AM
Broncos will undoubtedly lose...Guaranteed.

-lonestar

Once again an ass clown speaking crap..

Good chance we lose this for a multitude of reasons..

NEW/OLD head/assistant head coach is back, Brees is as good as they get 5 300+ passing games this year has 313 in teh first half last week and IF they get the running game back it will be a long game..

we have not been in years past stellar in Nationally Televised games. Even worse at night, home field advantage? well not since MHS..


Now, that said if Fox does not tie Mannings hands and allows them to go no huddle from play one by the time the fourth quarter starts everyone of their players will be gassed..

Hopefully Wolfe who has played more snaps than any other DL guy except Doom this year will have fresher legs under him.. almost 67 snaps per game.. that is a lot for a rookie and because he never stops playing until the whistle blows probably more than more have done so far this year..

We have a pretty good chance of beating them as long as we do not get behind, establish a decent running game early and do not turn the ball over especially not short fields for them..

errand
10-28-2012, 04:04 AM
^ you're literally repeating the same things I said in the write-up man Ha!

It's a no brainer....the Saints have struggled to stop anyone defensively...and have struggled to run the ball...Broncos are home...play better defense and can move the ball just good.

so stop acting like you discovered plutonium here.

Ironlung
10-28-2012, 07:07 AM
Once again an ass clown speaking crap..

Good chance we lose this for a multitude of reasons..

NEW/OLD head/assistant head coach is back, Brees is as good as they get 5 300+ passing games this year has 313 in teh first half last week and IF they get the running game back it will be a long game..

we have not been in years past stellar in Nationally Televised games. Even worse at night, home field advantage? well not since MHS..


Now, that said if Fox does not tie Mannings hands and allows them to go no huddle from play one by the time the fourth quarter starts everyone of their players will be gassed..

Hopefully Wolfe who has played more snaps than any other DL guy except Doom this year will have fresher legs under him.. almost 67 snaps per game.. that is a lot for a rookie and because he never stops playing until the whistle blows probably more than more have done so far this year..

We have a pretty good chance of beating them as long as we do not get behind, establish a decent running game early and do not turn the ball over especially not short fields for them..

I like how you always pretend to be above name calling.

kdissette
10-28-2012, 07:18 AM
brees throws not 1 not 2 but all right 2 picks...and a fumble!!! broncos blow it out in the first half win 45-28 with most of the saints pts in garbage time....hey if im wrong at least ill be completely wrong:)

Wes Mantooth
10-28-2012, 07:43 AM
Didn't Brees separate his shoulder in Denver? the thought of his injury may slow him down a bit. 49-0 Saints

cmhargrove
10-28-2012, 07:53 AM
Didn't Brees separate his shoulder in Denver? the thought of his injury may slow him down a bit. 49-0 Saints

Actually, he didn't separate his shoulder, I believe it was Gerrard Warren and John Lynch. It was against Denver, but it was in San Diego.

TheReverend
10-28-2012, 08:34 AM
It's a no brainer....the Saints have struggled to stop anyone defensively...and have struggled to run the ball...Broncos are home...play better defense and can move the ball just good.

so stop acting like you discovered plutonium here.

None of that has anything to do with the specifics raised that you quoted.

Nice work again moron. And by nice I mean you're an idiot.

TheReverend
10-28-2012, 08:35 AM
Didn't Brees separate his shoulder in Denver? the thought of his injury may slow him down a bit. 49-0 Saints

In SD, but it was against Denver. Last game of 2005 regular season Lynch sack and fumble and Warren diving on his shoulder

orangeatheist
10-28-2012, 08:50 AM
I always chuckle at posts which self-argue like these:


Good chance we lose this...

vs


We have a pretty good chance of beating them...

Yes! In the SAME post! Ha!

errand
10-28-2012, 10:13 AM
None of that has anything to do with the specifics raised that you quoted.

Nice work again moron. And by nice I mean you're an idiot.

LOL....yeah, whatever clown....

the point that obviously eludes your narcissistic mind is that you didn't type any wisdom....everything you typed is known throughout the NFL watching world

We all know that the Saints have an elite QB....in what universe is that not known?

We all know the Broncos haven't been consistent in 2012 offensively or defensively....who watching the Broncos doesn't know this?

We all know that the better job a coordinator or interim coach does makes him more attractive to NFL teams looking to improve their staffs? BTW, Vitt already made a name for himself as he was the Rams' interim head coach where he went 4-7.

Who doesn't know that a savvy vet like Dumervil and excellent pass rusher like Miller couldn't take advantage of inexperienced guys on opposing OL?

Who doesn't know that the Saints defense has basically sucked this year, giving up tons of yards to substandard QB's and made Freeman look like the second coming last week?

Who doesn't know that Demaryius Thomas needs to protect the ball better and is capable of putting up monster numbers against a poor defense?

again, quit acting like you cornered the market on inside information.....LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

RedskinBronco
10-28-2012, 10:20 AM
Guys, Saints defense is HORRIBLE. I have watched a couple of their games.

This game will be all about Denver not repeating what they do every week - play with their heads up their asses and turn the ball over 800 times in the 1st quarter.

If the offense is the 4th quarter offense and the defense just plays up to capability, this game is not close, Denver wins by 2 touchdowns.

I still think low scoring 17-13 type game just because sometimes you can't explain how games go, BUT this should be a Denver win.

baja
10-28-2012, 10:21 AM
LOL....yeah, whatever clown....

the point that obviously eludes your narcissistic mind is that you didn't type any wisdom....everything you typed is known throughout the NFL watching world

We all know that the Saints have an elite QB....in what universe is that not known?

We all know the Broncos haven't been consistent in 2012 offensively or defensively....who watching the Broncos doesn't know this?

We all know that the better job a coordinator or interim coach does makes him more attractive to NFL teams looking to improve their staffs?

Who doesn't know that a savvy vet like Dumervil and excellent pass rusher like Miller couldn't take advantage of inexperienced guys on opposing OL?

Who doesn't know that the Saints defense has basically sucked this year, giving up tons of yards to substandard and made Freeman look like the second coming last week?

Who doesn't know that Demaryius Thomas needs to protect the ball better and is capable of putting up monster numbers against a poor defense?

again, quit acting like you cornered the market on inside information.....LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


but but but ...... He's The Reverend, he knew it first long before the masses figured it out. God are you blind to his brilliance man.

errand
10-28-2012, 10:43 AM
but but but ...... He's The Reverend, he knew it first long before the masses figured it out. God are you blind to his brilliance man.

Well he's a writer, and writers have that kind of personality that makes them think people actually want to read what they write.

I laughed at his letter to the new Broncos DC...like anyone else would think it was awe inspiring or that the DC would actually ever read it without belly grabbing, knee slapping, stop it my stomach's hurting laughter.

TheReverend
10-28-2012, 12:30 PM
LOL....yeah, whatever clown....

the point that obviously eludes your narcissistic mind is that you didn't type any wisdom....everything you typed is known throughout the NFL watching world

We all know that the Saints have an elite QB....in what universe is that not known?

We all know the Broncos haven't been consistent in 2012 offensively or defensively....who watching the Broncos doesn't know this?

We all know that the better job a coordinator or interim coach does makes him more attractive to NFL teams looking to improve their staffs? BTW, Vitt already made a name for himself as he was the Rams' interim head coach where he went 4-7.

Who doesn't know that a savvy vet like Dumervil and excellent pass rusher like Miller couldn't take advantage of inexperienced guys on opposing OL?

Who doesn't know that the Saints defense has basically sucked this year, giving up tons of yards to substandard QB's and made Freeman look like the second coming last week?

Who doesn't know that Demaryius Thomas needs to protect the ball better and is capable of putting up monster numbers against a poor defense?

again, quit acting like you cornered the market on inside information.....LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Ha! Holy crap you're stupid

I was pointing out that I had already said what he said a few posts earlier, NOT that I'm the only one in the world to have come up with it.

****ing moron lol

baja
10-28-2012, 12:44 PM
Well he's a writer, and writers have that kind of personality that makes them think people actually want to read what they write.

I laughed at his letter to the new Broncos DC...like anyone else would think it was awe inspiring or that the DC would actually ever read it without belly grabbing, knee slapping, stop it my stomach's hurting laughter.

i missed that one.

To be fair he does have some really good football takes though.

TheReverend
10-28-2012, 12:52 PM
Well he's a writer, and writers have that kind of personality that makes them think people actually want to read what they write.

I laughed at his letter to the new Broncos DC...like anyone else would think it was awe inspiring or that the DC would actually ever read it without belly grabbing, knee slapping, stop it my stomach's hurting laughter.

As if your stupidity needed more evidence... We didn't even have a ****ing DC when I wrote that. Guess you missed the point... per usual.

DENVERDUI55
10-28-2012, 12:55 PM
Of course PP reference. "Too bad SF doesn't have any WR to showcase Peterson." Well that was said before the Miami game.

TheReverend
10-28-2012, 01:00 PM
Of course PP reference. "Too bad SF doesn't have any WR to showcase Peterson." Well that was said before the Miami game.

Ugh, are you really going to regurgitate the same bull**** you tried to with Steve Smith that was also completely wrong?

errand
10-28-2012, 01:23 PM
Ha! Holy crap you're stupid

I was pointing out that I had already said what he said a few posts earlier, NOT that I'm the only one in the world to have come up with it.

****ing moron lol

and i'm pointing out that everyone already knows what you blogged about...in fact they've known it for a couple of weeks now.....and you've got the unmitigated gall to call anyone a moron?

BTW, your ROY MVP candidate is getting ass raped by Pittsburgh and the Eagles aren't gonna beat the Falcons.....and everyone knew Patrick Peterson was gonna be a very good player.

LOL LOL LOL LOL

errand
10-28-2012, 01:29 PM
As if your stupidity needed more evidence... We didn't even have a ****ing DC when I wrote that. Guess you missed the point... per usual.

It's OK man :clown: ...you like to fantasize that you can run and coach an NFL team. That you're the next Mel Kiper...like you actually have game film submitted by NCAA coaches of any of the potential draftees....when all you do is post **** anyone could find by doing a google search.

LOL LOL LOL LOL

TheReverend
10-28-2012, 01:46 PM
Gooby pls. You're trying way too hard.

lonestar
10-28-2012, 01:53 PM
I like how you always pretend to be above name calling.

wow in your call it is just using your name.. sorry if I got it wrong..

DENVERDUI55
10-28-2012, 03:03 PM
Ugh, are you really going to regurgitate the same bull**** you tried to with Steve Smith that was also completely wrong?

No you just can't ever admit he gets thrown on and gets a lot of completions on him. That being said you also thought I was in outer space when I said Watt was a better player than him early in the year.

TheReverend
10-28-2012, 03:11 PM
No you just can't ever admit he gets thrown on and gets a lot of completions on him. That being said you also thought I was in outer space when I said Watt was a better player than him early in the year.

Ha! Because that's literally not true...

Hell, here's even a Hartline highlight tape from that game so you can back and watch who he's catching the ball on:

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2012093007/2012/REG4/dolphins@cardinals#menu=highlights&tab=recap

Patrick Peterson is quickly living up to his lofty draft status, Craig Morgan of Fox Sports Arizona writes. Opposing quarterbacks have compiled a QB rating of just 36.9, Morgan notes, and that is with Peterson typically matched against the opposition's top receiver. “I've said it from probably Week 4 or 5 (of last season) that he has the potential to be the best defensive player in the league,” Cardinals defensive coordinator Ray Horton told Morgan. “Not just the best defensive back in the league, but the best defensive player in the league.”