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bronco militia
10-17-2012, 08:22 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/broncosload.jpg

bronco militia
10-17-2012, 08:23 PM
more info about this pic:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/10/our-non-aisle-seats-are-not-suited-for-someone-of-your-carriage.html

BroncoMan4ever
10-17-2012, 09:15 PM
So are we to believe a team that routinely is blacked out due to poor ticket sales couldn't move tubby to a more open space to graze in peace?

DBroncos4life
10-17-2012, 09:25 PM
The camera add about 150 pounds.

NFLBRONCO
10-17-2012, 09:26 PM
Step away from buffet table

RhymesayersDU
10-17-2012, 09:28 PM
Whoa, Bob finally converted!

dictionary
10-17-2012, 09:39 PM
That is a very unfortunate self portrait of myself...I am sorry.

HAT
10-17-2012, 09:40 PM
Whoa, Bob finally converted!

Hahahaha....This thread is so over that nobody even has to post /thread.

Swedish Extrovert
10-17-2012, 09:44 PM
So are we to believe a team that routinely is blacked out due to poor ticket sales couldn't move tubby to a more open space to graze in peace?

ROFL!

Tombstone RJ
10-17-2012, 09:50 PM
The camera add about 150 pounds.

:spit:

He's feeding off the greatness of the Broncos and eating well. Very well, thank you very much.

baja
10-17-2012, 10:23 PM
Whoa, Bob finally converted!

/end thread

Bacchus
10-17-2012, 10:39 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/broncosload.jpg
John Elway has let himself go since he retired.

maven
10-17-2012, 10:41 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/broncosload.jpg

ROFL!

holy **** you found that photo!

LOL

I remember watching the game, then I see this HUGE #7 fan and going wow that dood is big.

ROFL!

maven
10-17-2012, 10:48 PM
Also in the pic, the blonde has nice legs. The gay guy next to #7 is squished. Two girls in Bronco jerseys with pom poms. And a guy with a bronco tie and sombrero. hahahahaa

BowlenBall
10-17-2012, 10:50 PM
"Orange Crushing the stadium, one seat at a time."

Brewer
10-17-2012, 11:34 PM
"Well, Dumervil told me to 'Eat Greedy' so I did!"

ant1999e
10-17-2012, 11:48 PM
I saw this guy during the game and took a pic. Funny shyt.

Swedish Extrovert
10-17-2012, 11:53 PM
John Elway has let himself go since he retired.

Shoot, with all the fabric warpage that poor jersey is taking, it could be an Elam jersey for all we know.

Jetmeck
10-18-2012, 12:04 AM
Sign him up to plug the middle !

cutthemdown
10-18-2012, 03:43 AM
Hey Rivers! Get in my belly!

ColoradoDarin
10-18-2012, 05:33 AM
"respect mai authoritai!"

"screw you guys, I'm going home"

ColoradoDarin
10-18-2012, 05:34 AM
Let's put him in at DT, best space eater (and everything else eater) since Gilbert Brown.

oubronco
10-18-2012, 06:37 AM
"What do you mean you got no more cotton candy"

Ratboy
10-18-2012, 06:42 AM
I'll feel bad if I say anything and he posts on this board.

JCMElway
10-18-2012, 06:58 AM
There were a lot of Broncs fans representing at the Murph. Nice!!

Gort
10-18-2012, 07:02 AM
really? you're making jokes about a fellow Broncos fan...

i could see if the guy was in Raiders or Chefs or Sparklers gear, but you're mocking the guy wearing Broncos gear?

lame.

TheReverend
10-18-2012, 07:05 AM
really? you're making jokes about a fellow Broncos fan...

i could see if the guy was in Raiders or Chefs or Sparklers gear, but you're mocking the guy wearing Broncos gear?

lame.

We're making jokes about a human that's clearly made horrendous life decisions regardless of team affiliation.

bronco militia
10-18-2012, 07:06 AM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000097527/polls_KoolAidMan_Fullpic_2_5951_880289_answer_2_xl arge.gif

Gort
10-18-2012, 07:12 AM
We're making jokes about a human that's clearly made horrendous life decisions regardless of team affiliation.

by that logic,

is it ok if i make jokes about the gays who are dying of AIDS? (hey you shouldn't have put a dick in your mouth!)

or how about women beaten up by their boyfriends (hey you shouldn't have dated Chris Brown!)

or how about gambling addicts who lose everything (hey you shouldn't have taken the Browns at +27!)

the point i'm trying to make is that the guy is wearing Broncos gear. mocking him on a Broncos forum. for what? for being fat??

geez. are you all a bunch of 4th graders?

i can't be the only one who found the whole point of this thread unseemly. can i?

if you want to make fun of fat Raiders fans, go for it. i'll even pile on and make jokes myself. but this guy is a Broncos fan who paid money to go see the Broncos at an away game and cheer for them, and in return he gets mocked here by so-called fellow Broncos fans. i don't get that. i know the odds of him being a member here are probably one in a million and he'll never see these comments, but it's the principle...

unless he was an insufferable douche Broncos fan (and we have some on the OM), i give the guy a pass. i would consider making fun of him to be in poor taste.

2KBack
10-18-2012, 07:20 AM
by that logic,

is it ok if i make jokes about the gays who are dying of AIDS? (hey you shouldn't have put a dick in your mouth!)

or how about women beaten up by their boyfriends (hey you shouldn't have dated Chris Brown!)

or how about gambling addicts who lose everything (hey you shouldn't have taken the Browns at +27!)

the point i'm trying to make is that the guy is wearing Broncos gear. mocking him on a Broncos forum. for what? for being fat??

geez. are you all a bunch of 4th graders?

i can't be the only one who found the whole point of this thread unseemly. can i?

if you want to make fun of fat Raiders fans, go for it. i'll even pile on and make jokes myself. but this guy is a Broncos fan who paid money to go see the Broncos at an away game and cheer for them, and in return he gets mocked here by so-called fellow Broncos fans. i don't get that. i know the odds of him being a member here are probably one in a million and he'll never see these comments, but it's the principle...

unless he was an insufferable douche Broncos fan (and we have some on the OM), i give the guy a pass. i would consider making fun of him to be in poor taste.

I would be with you, if it weren't for the fact that you're only real problem with it it that he is a Bronco fan. If you want to take the high road on mocking humanity, I can get that.

I don't see the link between the team you root for, and the political correctness of mocking.

I mean, using your own example....is it cool to mock a battered wife if she is a chief fan?

Gort
10-18-2012, 07:24 AM
I would be with you, if it weren't for the fact that you're only real problem with it it that he is a Bronco fan. If you want to take the high road on mocking humanity, I can get that.

I don't see the link between the team you root for, and the political correctness of mocking.

I mean, using your own example....is it cool to mock a battered wife if she is a chief fan?

it's cool to mock a Chefs, Raiders, or Sparklers fan BECAUSE they are Chefs, Raiders, or Sparklers fans. anything else about them is irrelevant.

it's uncool to mock a Broncos fan BECAUSE he's a Broncos fan. the exceptions are the so-called fans on the OM who are really just douches.

Dr. Broncenstein
10-18-2012, 07:27 AM
Like a boss.

2KBack
10-18-2012, 07:28 AM
it's cool to mock a Chefs, Raiders, or Sparklers fan BECAUSE they are Chefs, Raiders, or Sparklers fans. anything else about them is irrelevant.

it's uncool to mock a Broncos fan BECAUSE he's a Broncos fan. the exceptions are the so-called fans on the OM who are really just douches.

So the only thing worthy of mocking a person for is their NFL team allegiance, and being a Bronco fan means you are above being mocked?

TheReverend
10-18-2012, 07:31 AM
I would be with you, if it weren't for the fact that you're only real problem with it it that he is a Bronco fan. If you want to take the high road on mocking humanity, I can get that.

I don't see the link between the team you root for, and the political correctness of mocking.

I mean, using your own example....is it cool to mock a battered wife if she is a chief fan?

^ absolutely this...

Gort
10-18-2012, 07:40 AM
So the only thing worthy of mocking a person for is their NFL team allegiance, and being a Bronco fan means you are above being mocked?

on a Broncos forum, why not?

it's not like the guy did anything to deserve being mocked, is it?

you're not seriously arguing that you should have the right to mock fellow Broncos fans that you don't know simply because you don't like their appearance and that you should be applauded for doing so on a forum site full of fellow Broncos fans, are you?

maybe applauded is too strong a word. maybe i should say "and the moderators will tacitly endorse such behavior by looking the other way".

if the guy did something, like running onto the field during play, or dumping a beer on the head of Champ Bailey or something along those lines, then yeah, he's made himself a target by his behavior.

so far as i can tell, the guy went to a football game to support his team and all he did wrong was to have the misfortune of catching the eye of the cameraman. for that "sin", he deserves to be mocked here? i don't get that.

Raiders fans. Sparklers fans. Chefs fans. mock them for whatever reason. fat. dumb. ugly. tattooed. that's fine with me. on a Broncos forum, perfectly acceptable. but a Broncos fan? i just think you leave the guy alone unless he DOES something to deserve it. being fat, or ugly, or dumb is not enough reason IMHO.

is my point really that hard to understand or are you just arguing for the sake of arguing?

Beantown Bronco
10-18-2012, 07:47 AM
on a Broncos forum, why not?

it's not like the guy did anything to deserve being mocked, is it?

Many would beg to differ.

Beantown Bronco
10-18-2012, 07:53 AM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/broncosload.jpg

What's going on with the blonde sitting on the lap of that dude on the right? Both seats on either side of them are taken, so what did they do? Buy one front row seat and one nosebleed and she snuck down to sit with him instead? All joking aside, that has to be an extremely uncomfortable way to watch a game....for them and the people next to them. You're crammed in enough as it is, then throw Bob on top of that, and then throw in the lapdancing and it's like you have 15 people sitting in a row that should only hold 10.

I can't imagine that would fly in too many stadiums. Definitely not any one I've been to. Security would be all over that.

Gort
10-18-2012, 07:59 AM
...it seems to me the douchetard on the left in the #17 jersey is a far better target for mocking on here than the fat Broncos fan.

Beantown Bronco
10-18-2012, 08:07 AM
...it seems to me the douchetard on the left in the #17 jersey is a far better target for mocking on here than the fat Broncos fan.

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broncocalijohn
10-18-2012, 08:48 AM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/broncosload.jpg

"Hey, that chick two seats down from the Elway fan doesn't have a ticket!"






In reality, that poor guy to the Great Pumpkin's left is so squished. He has the Human wrecking ball and a cheap bastard's girlfriend hoovering over the kid. **** I would have complained to Fan Services about both situations.

broncocalijohn
10-18-2012, 08:55 AM
I'll feel bad if I say anything and he posts on this board.

He does. His name is Bob.

more info about this pic:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/10/our-non-aisle-seats-are-not-suited-for-someone-of-your-carriage.html

THe comments after the article are pure choice. Witty mother ****ers on there. It is like they are also OM posters...except Gort.

broncocalijohn
10-18-2012, 08:58 AM
it's cool to mock a Chefs, Raiders, or Sparklers fan BECAUSE they are Chefs, Raiders, or Sparklers fans. anything else about them is irrelevant.

it's uncool to mock a Broncos fan BECAUSE he's a Broncos fan. the exceptions are the so-called fans on the OM who are really just douches.

No, he is a grotesque human being and making fun of your own is better to mask it like it doesn't exist. That fat **** will always be brought up when a rival fan comes in and talks about our fat fanbase. He should have been hidden out of view. He has no concern for any of the people that have to sit next to him. He is selfish and probably ate the actual kid that was sitting there. Now he crosses his arms like he is Jabba the Hutt and no one can do **** about it.

As Linus would say, "The Great Pumpkin has arrived!"

BTW John Galt aka Gort, when did you become Lonestar? Geez!

Pony Boy
10-18-2012, 09:05 AM
If that big boy farts at the wrong time a reciever might lose his balance and do a sumersault.

bronco militia
10-18-2012, 09:15 AM
He does. His name is Bob.



THe comments after the article are pure choice. Witty mother ****ers on there. It is like they are also OM posters...except Gort.

;D


Look at the poor bastard between the gastropod and the obviously-unavailable blonde. Itís the stadium equivalent of riding bitch on a three hour trip.


That looks less like a separate man, more like a starved-to-death siamese twin attached at the ass and back (but definitely not the stomach).

Smilin Assassin
10-18-2012, 09:17 AM
Now...imagine you're a WR.

It's a busted coverage and you find yourself wide open.

Your QB hits you and you have nothing but green grass in front of you.

Then you see that.



I'm giving Decker a pass on tripping this time.

broncocalijohn
10-18-2012, 09:23 AM
Now...imagine you're a WR.

It's a busted coverage and you find yourself wide open.

Your QB hits you and you have nothing but green grass in front of you.

Then you see that.



I'm giving Decker a pass on tripping this time.

I think that needs to be a new gif.

2KBack
10-18-2012, 09:29 AM
on a Broncos forum, why not?

it's not like the guy did anything to deserve being mocked, is it?

you're not seriously arguing that you should have the right to mock fellow Broncos fans that you don't know simply because you don't like their appearance and that you should be applauded for doing so on a forum site full of fellow Broncos fans, are you?

maybe applauded is too strong a word. maybe i should say "and the moderators will tacitly endorse such behavior by looking the other way".

if the guy did something, like running onto the field during play, or dumping a beer on the head of Champ Bailey or something along those lines, then yeah, he's made himself a target by his behavior.

so far as i can tell, the guy went to a football game to support his team and all he did wrong was to have the misfortune of catching the eye of the cameraman. for that "sin", he deserves to be mocked here? i don't get that.

Raiders fans. Sparklers fans. Chefs fans. mock them for whatever reason. fat. dumb. ugly. tattooed. that's fine with me. on a Broncos forum, perfectly acceptable. but a Broncos fan? i just think you leave the guy alone unless he DOES something to deserve it. being fat, or ugly, or dumb is not enough reason IMHO.

is my point really that hard to understand or are you just arguing for the sake of arguing?

Easy to understand, difficult to believe something so silly. Fat dumb and ugly are some of the best reasons to mock. Hell, I'm all three of those things.

Also, he did far more wrong than show up on TV. Apparently he ate every turnover that Denver has made this year.

Ha! See there, I mocked Denver AND that dude.

Gort
10-18-2012, 09:31 AM
Easy to understand, difficult to believe something so silly. Fat dumb and ugly are some of the best reasons to mock. Hell, I'm all three of those things.

Also, he did far more wrong than show up on TV. Apparently he ate every turnover that Denver has made this year.

Ha! See there, I mocked Denver AND that dude.

wouldn't it be ironic if this guy turns out to be somebody's father or brother on this site and you all get banned for family smack.

:)

http://www.trouveztout.org/Alanis-Morissette/images/alanis-morisette-ironic.jpg

razorwire77
10-18-2012, 09:33 AM
I feel sorry for the midget sitting next to him.

"Get in mah Belly!

Gort
10-18-2012, 09:36 AM
"Get in mah Belly!

i actually know the guy who that character was based on. he's lost alot of weight since then.

BowlenBall
10-18-2012, 09:38 AM
wouldn't it be ironic if this guy turns out to be somebody's father or brother on this site and you all get banned for family smack.

:)

http://www.trouveztout.org/Alanis-Morissette/images/alanis-morisette-ironic.jpg

Actually, Gort... I don't think you're wrong here.

It's a bit unseemly to go after our own. Especially after the dude was cool enough to go to a division rival's stadium wearing our colors, AND take up two seats like a boss.

razorwire77
10-18-2012, 09:50 AM
i actually know the guy who that character was based on. he's lost alot of weight since then.

Good for him! I applaud healthy lifestyle decisions and all kidding aside, I do feel sympathy for people that get that obese. With the prices of food going through the roof and the preponderance of processed food, chemicals antibiotics/steroids/high fructose corn syrup found in food, and an increasingly sedentary lifestyle it's not surprising how it happens.

I myself had gone from being pretty athletic in my 20's with 12 percent bodyfat on my frame, to being pretty overweight in my early 30's (268 on a 6'3" frame.) Too much beer, saturated fats, and stress contributed to poor lifestyle decisions.

Recently dropped 35 pounds over the course of 3 months. I feel like a completely different person.

swaiy
10-18-2012, 09:59 AM
"Good thing I couldnt get up to leave at halftime."

Beantown Bronco
10-18-2012, 10:02 AM
"Good thing I couldnt get up to leave at halftime."

caption perfection

BowlenBall
10-18-2012, 10:06 AM
"Good thing I couldnt get up to leave at halftime."

OK, that's pretty funny.

gyldenlove
10-18-2012, 10:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwkOAueZbBY&feature=player_detailpage#t=29s

gyldenlove
10-18-2012, 10:13 AM
Actually, Gort... I don't think you're wrong here.

It's a bit unseemly to go after our own. Especially after the dude was cool enough to go to a division rival's stadium wearing our colors, AND take up two seats like a fatass.

Fixed it for you