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cmhargrove
10-17-2012, 12:01 PM
We haven't done this in a while, let's see how it goes.

Now, before any dufus disrespects the art of Haiku, the basic pentameter is 5-7-5. So, screw with that at your own risk.

So, we'll start with the Chargers game, but certainly any of the Broncos topics for 2012 are fair game.


GO!

cmhargrove
10-17-2012, 12:02 PM
My first shot, start at the beginning (of the Chargers game that is...).



Kickoff is in air
Ate butter for pre-game snack
Balls, balls everywhere

BowlenBall
10-17-2012, 12:09 PM
"Are you ready for
some Football?" Sings Hank Jr.
Apparently not.

BowlenBall
10-17-2012, 12:13 PM
McCoy Game Planning
'Let's fall behind by 20,
then unleash Manning.'

GoHAM
10-17-2012, 12:54 PM
They have dug big holes,
These Broncos of twenty-twelve;
At last they climbed out.

Pick Six
10-17-2012, 01:15 PM
What a miracle
We are first place in the West
Screw San Diego

DomCasual
10-17-2012, 01:22 PM
In honor of Mock, I will give you my version of Mock's attempts on every haiku thread:

He was a kid they called Blade!
It was a nickname that should have stuck, if Shanahan wasn't so awful!
The greatest nickname ever made!
Ever more! Ever more!

Pick Six
10-17-2012, 01:57 PM
In honor of Mock, I will give you my version of Mock's attempts on every haiku thread:

He was a kid they called Blade!
It was a nickname that should have stuck, if Shanahan wasn't so awful!
The greatest nickname ever made!
Ever more! Ever more!

Ur a real dimwit
My kittens will hurt you, now
You STFU

DomCasual
10-17-2012, 02:00 PM
Ur a real dimwit
My kittens will hurt you, now
You STFU

WAY too accurate on the meter! I tried - really tried - to explain the concept of haiku to Mock. He wasn't having any of it. I should have kept the REP I got for it! It was classic! :)

Rest in peace, you eccentric bastard!

Pick Six
10-17-2012, 02:02 PM
WAY too accurate on the pentameter! I tried - really tried - to explain the concept of haiku to Mock. He wasn't having any of it. I should have kept the REP I got for it! It was classic! :)

Rest in peace, you eccentric bastard!

Hilarious!I know what you were doing. He never got the concept of a haiku...

DomCasual
10-17-2012, 02:04 PM
Hilarious!I know what you were doing. He never got the concept of a haiku...

Sometimes, I miss that old curmudgeon!

Sometimes, not so much!

Mostly, I miss him. He was, um, one of a kind!

cmhargrove
10-17-2012, 02:35 PM
Easy points and easy girls.
Think i'm getting laid tonight!
grass....trip....flaccid dick....

Rocket 7
10-17-2012, 03:27 PM
Decker wide open
Looks like an easy touchdown
Steps on banana

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/dipsomaniac1/3wZPu.gif

cutthemdown
10-17-2012, 03:28 PM
We haven't done this in a while, let's see how it goes.

Now, before any dufus disrespects the art of Haiku, the basic pentameter is 5-7-5. So, screw with that at your own risk.

So, we'll start with the Chargers game, but certainly any of the Broncos topics for 2012 are fair game.


GO!

really though english Haiku doesn't have to stick to that. Still staying close to it is important. What I think is more important is the historically seasonal reference in the poem. Or as its called the Kigo.

cutthemdown
10-17-2012, 03:29 PM
also being a musician i always was intrgued by haiku because it has the flow like the lyrics of a great song.

Rock Chalk
10-17-2012, 03:36 PM
McCoy Game Planning
'Let's fall behind by 20,
then unleash Manning.'

McCoy using the Dan Reeves principle?

Bronco X
10-17-2012, 07:50 PM
Miracle comebacks
Not all Tebow it would seem
It must be McCoy!

BroncoMan4ever
10-17-2012, 08:02 PM
Collapsing pocket
Dumervil rushes in hard
Rivers quivers scared

Bronco Boy
10-17-2012, 08:05 PM
His name was Joe Mays.
The Idiot Cannonball.
Some friendly fire!

Bronco X
10-17-2012, 08:10 PM
Ode to The Broncos
Scintillating one moment
Shoots own foot the next

Rocket 7
10-17-2012, 08:23 PM
He's Peyton Manning
Best quarterback in the league
Plays for the Broncos

BowlenBall
10-17-2012, 08:46 PM
Hey Demaryius
You're supposed to use Stickum
Not butter, my man.

http://www.juanelway.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Demaryius-Thomas-Cant-Switch-Hands-GIF.gif

BowlenBall
10-17-2012, 08:49 PM
Who's afraid of the
Big bad MethWolfe? Come closer....
The first taste is free.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Derek_Wolfe.JPG/220px-Derek_Wolfe.JPG

Rocket 7
10-17-2012, 09:12 PM
The drive in Cleveland
Ninety eight yards from touchdown
The legend begins

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/dipsomaniac1/s_elway2_i.jpg

cmhargrove
10-18-2012, 04:08 PM
Noriega’s son
Screws him some pooch once again
Chargerbowl dreams fade...