Bacon at any cost

[lonestar]

Bacon at any cost
Posted on September 27, 2012 by Cowboy Byte

It’s bad enough that global warming prophecies predict seas around the world will rise, a million species will become extinct, and hurricanes and cyclones will level the landscape, but now dire forecasts say a world shortage of bacon is looming.

The theory goes like this: Climate change has created a drought, the drought drives up the cost of feed, pig farmers can’t afford feed, pig farmers can’t afford pigs, the crunchy goodness of a BLT goes silent.

This. Must. Stop.

http://cowboybyte.com/12962/bacon-at-any-cost/

this is serious as a heart attack..

:thumbs:

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Wright brand maple bacon or GTFO.

[Rock Chalk]

Wright brand maple bacon or GTFO.

Im not picky.

As long as its bacon made from pigs, I dont give a ****. Just give it to me and let me die a happy man.

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Im not picky.

As long as its bacon made from pigs, I dont give a ****. Just give it to me and let me die a happy man.

I used to be of this mindset. Then I had the best bacon on the face of the earth. Now I get pissed when the wife brings home anything else. I might have a bacon problem.

[AmericanBroncFan]

Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

People have been executed for saying stuff less crazy than this.

[lonestar]

Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

OK I'll try to be gentle

your a ****ing idiot..

[Drunken.Broncoholic]

http://cowboybyte.com/12962/bacon-at-any-cost/

this is serious as a heart attack..

:thumbs:

Wasn't this already proven to be a hoax?

http://kkcb.com/relax-predicted-bacon-shortage-an-internet-hoax/

[C130Herkload]

The beast of the apocalypse is upon us.

[ludo21]

bacon!

[Kaylore]

I enjoy all bacon, including the turkey variety. Be careful, though. Some of the Turkey stuff can have more salt or even fat than the real variety.

[Jay3]

There is no such thing as "turkey bacon."

The death penalty should be given for putting that on a label.

I love bacon.

[Rabb]

Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

Know what else is great? You being banned.

Bacon.

[oubronco]

Oh Damn call the Amberlamps!!!

[No1BroncoFan]

http://i.eatliver.com/2011/7855.jpg

[BroncoMan4ever]

I used to be of this mindset. Then I had the best bacon on the face of the earth. Now I get pissed when the wife brings home anything else. I might have a bacon problem.

Same here. I used to be fine with any bacon, now It's wright brand or gtfo

[Dr. Broncenstein]

Same here. I used to be fine with any bacon, now It's wright brand or gtfo

Have you tried the maple variety? Because if you haven't yet, stay away. Its kind of like bacon heroin.

[errand]

Turkey bacon is great when cooked right and healthier

"When you're standing in the lunch meat section of a grocery store, you start getting angry at turkey's....

You see turkey bacon, turkey ham, turkey bologna.....someone should tell the turkey, be yourself....I like you just the way you are....you do not need to emulate the other animals... I use to draw you (holding spread out his hand)" - Mitch Hedberg

[Rock Chalk]

There is no such thing as "turkey bacon."

The death penalty should be given for putting that on a label.

I love bacon.

Its like Soy Milk.

Soy is a bean.

Milk comes from Mammals.

No such thing as Soy Milk. Its bean juice people. BEAN JUICE.

[Jay3]

Its like Soy Milk.

Soy is a bean.

Milk comes from Mammals.

No such thing as Soy Milk. Its bean juice people. BEAN JUICE.

Which is basically the same thing as FART JUICE.

[Jay3]

I just put in an order for the wife to pick up some Wright Brand Maple Bacon. Thanks to modern computers, I didn't have to get out of this chair right here.

I will have it, oh yes, I will have it.

[lonestar]

Its like Soy Milk.

Soy is a bean.

Milk comes from Mammals.

No such thing as Soy Milk. Its bean juice people. BEAN JUICE.

:thumbs:

[lonestar]

I have brother that is a rancher..

Each year he trades a young bull to the kid down the road for a hog.. Not sure of the trade value or if it is twofers..

after the county fair they take them to the butcher in town..and they both have enough pork or beef for almost a year..

I do know that is the best bacon I have ever have damned near a 1/4" thick and almost no fat..

it is not something you can get in a store.. No hormones in either just farm/ranch raised all American meat..

and for those that care he takes Lipitor as the cholesterol is hereditary..

[bowtown]

Lonelystar and his brother:

<a href="http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/marcusbushwick/blog%20fodder/?action=view&amp;current=hillbilly.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/marcusbushwick/blog%20fodder/hillbilly.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[HAT]

Lonelystar and his brother:

<a href="http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/marcusbushwick/blog%20fodder/?action=view&amp;current=hillbilly.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/marcusbushwick/blog%20fodder/hillbilly.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

.....65 years ago?

[bowtown]

.....65 years ago?

No, that picture was taken yesterday after the pig/cow twofer swap.

[DivineLegion]

I have brother that is a rancher..

Each year he trades a young bull to the kid down the road for a hog.. Not sure of the trade value or if it is twofers..

after the county fair they take them to the butcher in town..and they both have enough pork or beef for almost a year..

I do know that is the best bacon I have ever have damned near a 1/4" thick and almost no fat..

it is not something you can get in a store.. No hormones in either just farm/ranch raised all American meat..

and for those that care he takes Lipitor as the cholesterol is hereditary..

He shouldn't be taking Lipitor. Read up on some of the studies done recently linking Lipitor to advanced Alzheimer's.

[lonestar]

He shouldn't be taking Lipitor. Read up on some of the studies done recently linking Lipitor to advanced Alzheimer's.

I would guess that his doctor thought not knowing your dying is better than fast and sudden..


Seriously :thumbsup: Thanks I will tell him about it..

[swaiy]

**** bacon.

[Lycan]

**** bacon.

http://i.imgur.com/q3I6M.jpg

[SoCalBronco]

**** bacon.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52m4x3iRl1rw4yfko1_250.gif

[swaiy]

Lol those gifs get me everytime. Seriously, I dont understand whats so good about bacon. The only time i eat it is when its on a burger.

[chadta]

Same here. I used to be fine with any bacon, now It's wright brand or gtfo

I will pick some of this up next time I'm in the states, but I don't think it'll come close to homemade bacon.

Double smoked goodness, no need to fry, and thus easier to clean up, therefore you get to eat it more.

[BroncoMan4ever]

Have you tried the maple variety? Because if you haven't yet, stay away. Its kind of like bacon heroin.

I've had it. Now just regular bacon seems lacking.

[WolfpackGuy]

Anybody know offhand where I can get some of this Wright bacon online?

I've sure as hell never seen it around here.

[2KBack]

Anybody know offhand where I can get some of this Wright bacon online?

I've sure as hell never seen it around here.

Seconded, never heard of it....and my Grilled cheese has been lacking in bacon recently

[Jay3]

Anybody know offhand where I can get some of this Wright bacon online?

I've sure as hell never seen it around here.

The website lists stores that have it, and looks like just about everywhere.

ACME
Albertson’s
Apple
Baker’s
Basha’s
Bi Lo
Brookshire Brothers
Brookshire Grocery
Brunos
Buehler’s
Country Mart
Dillon’s
E.W. James
Farm Fresh
Food City
Food Giant
Food Lion
Fred Meyer
Fry’s
Hannaford
Harp’s
Harvey’s
HEB
Hen House
Homeland
Houchen’s
Ingles
Jewel
King Sooper
Kroger
Marsh
Meijer
Piggly Wiggly
Price Chopper
Publix
Ralph’s
Ramey’s
Randall’s
Safeway
Sam’s Club
Schnucks
Shop N Save
Shoppers
Smith’s
Sun Fresh
Supervalu
Sweetbay
Target
Tom Thumb
Town & Country
United Supermarkets
Wal-Mart
Winn Dixie

[lonestar]

The website lists stores that have it, and looks like just about everywhere.

ACME
Albertson’s
Apple
Baker’s
Basha’s
Bi Lo
Brookshire Brothers
Brookshire Grocery
Brunos
Buehler’s
Country Mart
Dillon’s
E.W. James
Farm Fresh
Food City
Food Giant
Food Lion
Fred Meyer
Fry’s
Hannaford
Harp’s
Harvey’s
HEB
Hen House
Homeland
Houchen’s
Ingles
Jewel
King Sooper
Kroger
Marsh
Meijer
Piggly Wiggly
Price Chopper
Publix
Ralph’s
Ramey’s
Randall’s
Safeway
Sam’s Club
Schnucks
Shop N Save
Shoppers
Smith’s
Sun Fresh
Supervalu
Sweetbay
Target
Tom Thumb
Town & Country
United Supermarkets
Wal-Mart
Winn Dixie

that is all folks we have here will look for it next time I go..

[55CrushEm]

I've had it. Now just regular bacon seems lacking.

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[Taco John]

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