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Jetmeck
09-16-2012, 12:37 PM
lol..............why wait for the fourth quarter Chief fans............be decisive and call it in the first half...................lol ;D

Dr. Broncenstein
09-16-2012, 12:39 PM
Log onto OrangeMane. Pretend to be Patriots fan.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-16-2012, 12:42 PM
Call grandpa on phone. Ask him to tell a story about the times when the Chiefs were relevant.

AmericanBroncFan
09-16-2012, 12:44 PM
Call grandpa on phone. Ask him to tell a story about the times when the Chiefs were relevant.

Hilarious!

Broncos_OTM
09-16-2012, 12:49 PM
the mullet sure could use a trim.. gotta get the camaro of blocks and do the breaks first though

nyuk nyuk
09-16-2012, 12:49 PM
This is classic. I found it on some search engine, I think

http://i49.tinypic.com/2zem2yu.jpg

Jetmeck
09-16-2012, 01:22 PM
This is classic. I found it on some search engine, I think

http://i49.tinypic.com/2zem2yu.jpg

good one or how about this..............

MileHighMagic
09-16-2012, 01:26 PM
Looks like Bobs rape van has a flat. He must be eating his feelings again.

SoCalBronco
09-16-2012, 01:30 PM
Looks like Bobs rape van has a flat. He must be eating his feelings again.

Rep for "Bob's rape van". Ha!

BABronco
09-16-2012, 03:21 PM
Call great grandpa on phone. Ask him to tell a story about the times when the Chiefs were relevant.

My grandpa is a lifetime kc fan. He doesnt remember them being relevant...

Rohirrim
09-16-2012, 03:31 PM
Hey! Let's go see how the Royals are doing... Uhh. Dayum...

broncocalijohn
09-16-2012, 03:37 PM
Call grandpa on phone. Ask him to tell a story about the times when the Chiefs were relevant.

You can go back further. Say a 15 year old with a kid on his way back in 1960. In 1975, that baby girl gets pregnant in a kickass Camaro and has a baby girl. Fast forward to 1990 and baby continues the tradition of getting knocked up in a Camaro. Once again, this one gets knocked up at 16 as she has learned that waiting until your Junior year of High School will be more productive for child bearing. She is a tad more classy as she gets pregnant in the classic IROQ.

That makes the 67 year old a great, great Grandpa. You can ask both the Great and great, great grandparent how the Chiefs were back in the day.

brncs_fan
09-16-2012, 03:37 PM
Proceed directly to looking at internet porn

MOCRUSH
09-16-2012, 03:54 PM
Then flip back to the game with 5 minutes left to watch Cassel and Bowe light it up in the "Garbage Time Millionaires" reality show

That One Guy
09-16-2012, 04:02 PM
Apparently, come up with witty names to the suckage campaign. Chefs planet being who they are, the best they came up with is "Bungling for Barkley".

DBroncos4life
09-16-2012, 04:05 PM
Think of new ways to pimp up scrub to average players that they have on the roster hurt for reasons why they are not good.

Tombstone RJ
09-16-2012, 04:30 PM
herpy derp derp:

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zsrakp.jpg

Tombstone RJ
09-16-2012, 04:31 PM
so many great Cassel gifs, each week there's a new one...

manchambo
09-16-2012, 04:33 PM
Proceed directly to looking at internet porn

Which, considering they don't actually have the interwebs, is a chiefs fan's code name for "my sister's pics from spring break at lake of the Ozarks."

Vegas_Bronco
09-16-2012, 04:38 PM
Make lawn sculptures out if trash...or practice that banjo...cassel needs to get on with his lifes work outside of football.

That One Guy
09-16-2012, 04:50 PM
Proceed directly to looking at internet porn

That goes hand in hand with this (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=263762) that I saw at CP. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or back out slowly.

Pick Six
09-16-2012, 07:20 PM
Chiefs fans gather at the local sports bar, in droves, when they think the Chiefs have a good chance to win. They were all over the place. When the score became 14-0, they lost hope...Ha!

Rohirrim
09-17-2012, 09:35 AM
Two words: Catfish 'rasslin'.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-17-2012, 10:22 AM
Two words: Catfish 'rasslin'.

Lol. One of my friends is an anesthesiologist who actually does this on his free time. Noodling, I believe, is the correct nomenclature. He's a colorful dude.

canadianbroncosfan
09-17-2012, 10:25 AM
Start driving to Atlanta to score Meth off of Wolfe

Kaylore
09-17-2012, 10:27 AM
Looks like Bobs rape van has a flat. He must be eating his feelings again.

Ha! That's awesome.

Smiling Assassin27
09-17-2012, 10:27 AM
Find the hood of your car and copulate on it.

http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Untitled-126.jpg

canadianbroncosfan
09-17-2012, 10:32 AM
Find the hood of your car and copulate on it.

http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Untitled-126.jpg

Ha! Ha! Ha!

However it should be find the hood of "someone else's car"....

No way that brand new Nissan belongs to a Chiefs fan

Boobs McGee
09-17-2012, 10:32 AM
Looks like Bobs rape van has a flat. He must be eating his feelings again.

http://i.imgur.com/uOfll.gif

broncocalijohn
09-17-2012, 10:33 AM
Find the hood of your car and copulate on it.

http://thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Untitled-126.jpg

I remember that pic from a few year ago. The best part of it is that he wasnt having sex with her; He wanted to pee somewhere. Golden shower, KC style.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-17-2012, 10:39 AM
Looks like someone upgraded their rape van to a consentual skank crossover.