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Bronco Rob
09-13-2012, 05:10 AM
With all eyes were on Peyton Manning on Sunday night in Denverís season-opening victory over Pittsburgh, a strong defensive performance was overlooked a bit.

Wolfe Denver rookie defensive end Derek Wolfe, in particular, stood out. The 36th overall pick in the April draft was solid on a defense that looks much improved. Wolfe created a consistent pass rush and was active against the run. It would have been a promising start for a top-five pick.

The Broncos have been raving about Wolfe all summer because of his motor and versatility. They have to be thrilled after his first game.

It did not go unnoticed. Wolfe went from being unranked to being No. 5 on Matt Williamsonís Rookie Watch . Williamson thinks Wolfe can be a star. After seeing him in person Sunday night, I have the same expectations for the Cincinnati product.




http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/48349/derek-wolfe-shows-hes-a-rookie-to-watch

ColoradoDarin
09-13-2012, 05:33 AM
Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 05:52 AM
I wonder what it might be that fuels him...

supermanhr9
09-13-2012, 06:24 AM
Meth? Don't say meth..... He's a freaking monster. He thrives on "ace" kicking.

SoCalBronco
09-13-2012, 06:36 AM
Meth? Don't say meth..... He's a freaking monster. He thrives on "ace" kicking.

If by ace kicking you mean Meth than I wholeheartedly agree.

Awoooooooooo.

canadianbroncosfan
09-13-2012, 06:50 AM
AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O

houghtam
09-13-2012, 07:01 AM
Meth gathers, and now my pass rush begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, not holdout for a bigger contract, father no children. I shall wear Pro Bowl jerseys and win Super Bowls. I shall live and die on the defensive line. I am knife thrusting through your line. I am the sacker of quarterbacks. I am the Wolfe that guards the Mounds of Meth. I pledge my life and stats to the Denver Broncos, for this meth and all the meths to meth.

Broncos_OTM
09-13-2012, 07:03 AM
bust he'll be out of the league in three years.I bet he never even has over two sacks....

BroncoBeavis
09-13-2012, 07:06 AM
I wonder how long it'll take before the awoooooooooooooo's start taking over at Mile High whenever he makes a play.

That'd be pretty BA

BowlenBall
09-13-2012, 07:09 AM
I wonder how long it'll take before the awoooooooooooooo's start taking over at Mile High whenever he makes a play.

That'd be pretty BA

If they do, the MethWolfe Alliance should totally take credit.

houghtam
09-13-2012, 07:14 AM
If they do, the MethWolfe Alliance should totally take credit.

Oh, we will, don't worry.

We've also got something special planned.

Punisher
09-13-2012, 07:23 AM
Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1544595_o.gif

Bacchus
09-13-2012, 07:26 AM
this thread is embarrassing.

Punisher
09-13-2012, 07:27 AM
this thread is embarrassing.

Yea the meth thing is stupid but what do i know

BroncoBeavis
09-13-2012, 07:40 AM
Yea the meth thing is stupid but what do i know

We will not rest until the number 95 is banished in Greeley.

Smiling Assassin27
09-13-2012, 07:43 AM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/5386667/20120909_jel_ac4_216_extra_large.jpg

BMarsh615
09-13-2012, 07:46 AM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/5386667/20120909_jel_ac4_216_extra_large.jpg
Ref:
http://data.whicdn.com/images/18363458/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme_large.png

Smiling Assassin27
09-13-2012, 07:49 AM
http://www.itsalloverfatman.com/images/screens/20120911_Wolfe_8.jpeg

SoCalBronco
09-13-2012, 07:56 AM
For those of you 80s enthusiasts I heard Pet Shop Boys is doing a remake of one of their songs to honor Derek.

Meth comes quickly whatever you do
You can't stop saying awooooo awoooooo

Kaylore
09-13-2012, 07:59 AM
http://www.itsalloverfatman.com/images/screens/20120911_Wolfe_8.jpeg

"Awoooooooooooooo!"

Kaylore
09-13-2012, 07:59 AM
If they do, the MethWolfe Alliance should totally take credit.

We take credit for everything.

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 08:01 AM
"Awoooooooooooooo!"

His mouth guard is made out of a very slow releasing Meth

broncosteven
09-13-2012, 08:41 AM
His mouth guard is made out of a very slow releasing Meth

Continuous release.

Sparking up shards = Immediate release.

I am guessing the mouth piece is made out of Draino, Turpentine, and Claritan.

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 08:45 AM
Continuous release.

Sparking up shards = Immediate release.

I am guessing the mouth piece is made out of Draino, Turpentine, and Claritan.

And alpha wolf semen

Beantown Bronco
09-13-2012, 08:48 AM
His mouth guard is made out of a very slow releasing Meth

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FEGc5EmOXxc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DENVERDUI55
09-13-2012, 08:49 AM
I wonder what it might be that fuels him...

He makes too much money to to meth! I'll bet it's PCP.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-13-2012, 09:19 AM
You call it Meth. Wolfe calls it breakfast.

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 09:23 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FEGc5EmOXxc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Awesome parallel.

Bane was very MethWolfe-esque

MethWolfe to Matt Ryan: "When Atlanta is ashes, you have my permission to die"

theAPAOps5
09-13-2012, 09:26 AM
You guys are so immature. It's pathetic that a Bronco is associated with such a vile...........

**** that, METHWOLFE

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 09:27 AM
You guys are so immature. It's pathetic that a Bronco is associated with such a vile...........

**** that, METHWOLFE

Derek Wolfe ‏@MethWolfe95
Even I think @kcchiefs fans are #WhiteTrash

Quoydogs
09-13-2012, 09:33 AM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/5386667/20120909_jel_ac4_216_extra_large.jpg

Loved this ! After he sacked big binnie you could see the fire. He is going to be a monster. By next year + a few Lb's our D could be very very nasty and I'm all for that.

Could you imagine a early 2000 Baltimore Defense with a high powered Peyton manning offense.

Kinda gives me a chubby.:strong:

Beantown Bronco
09-13-2012, 09:33 AM
Awesome parallel.

Bane was very MethWolfe-esque

MethWolfe to Matt Ryan: "When Atlanta is ashes, you have my permission to die"

Opening coin toss. MethWolfe out there as additional captain for the week, looks across at a nervous Matt Ryan and says:

Calm down, Matt! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

Los Broncos
09-13-2012, 09:34 AM
I can just see him taking hits on the sideline.

Rabb
09-13-2012, 09:46 AM
Opening coin toss. MethWolfe out there as additional captain for the week, looks across at a nervous Matt Ryan and says:

Calm down, Matt! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

if we send him out, they will just forgo the actual coin toss and just tell the ref "it's up to them" as they run away

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 09:52 AM
I wonder how long it'll take before the awoooooooooooooo's start taking over at Mile High whenever he makes a play.

That'd be pretty BA

Already started last game

houghtam
09-13-2012, 09:53 AM
MethWolfe: Do you understand why I did it?

Doom: Von said he was a quarterback.

MethWolfe: But you understand why I had to sack him.

Doom: Our way is the Broncos way.

MethWolfe: The man who smokes the meth should sack the quarterback.

Doom: Is it true that he saw a man open?

MethWolfe: There hasn't been a man open for centuries.

Doom: So he was lying?

MethWolfe: A quarterback who is running for his life sees what he sees.

Bigdawg26
09-13-2012, 09:56 AM
It would be halrious to see Methwolfe signs up in Mile High!

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 09:58 AM
It would be halrious to see Methwolfe signs up in Mile High!

Only if you're a dip****

But good luck with that

SoCalBronco
09-13-2012, 09:59 AM
Awesome parallel.

Bane was very MethWolfe-esque

MethWolfe to Matt Ryan: "When Atlanta is ashes, you have my permission to die"

Ahahahaha!

Rabb
09-13-2012, 10:02 AM
It would be halrious to see Methwolfe signs up in Mile High!

no, it really wouldn't

it's funny here but that would be embarrassing

BroncoBeavis
09-13-2012, 10:03 AM
Already started last game

Ah so the MWA is ahead of schedule. Eeeeexcelent.

Although tbh I didn't hear any of it.

Bronco Rob
09-13-2012, 10:04 AM
https://twitter.com/MethWolfe95/status/246283319942205440






Hilarious!

SoCalBronco
09-13-2012, 10:07 AM
Only if you're a dip****

But good luck with that

Soon you will have no choice but to embrace Methwolfe maniacism. Mile High will drown in the sounds of 75k awooooooooo's. Every 3rd down will be met with the chorus of LETS....GO....METH.

Its positively Methwolfian.

RhymesayersDU
09-13-2012, 10:08 AM
Can't wait to put my kids on meth and watch them make millions. Derek Wolfe is a true role model.

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 10:11 AM
Soon you will have no choice but to embrace Methwolfe maniacism. Mile High will drown in the sounds of 75k awooooooooo's. Every 3rd down will be met with the chorus of LETS....GO....METH.

Its positively Methwolfian.

A wolf's howl has nothing to do with a not-so-inside joke on the mane. Nobody outside of this message board associates Derek with that drug, but you guys keep thinking you're SO hilarious if it makes you happy


Thankfully most of you old fogies are from out of state and won't make it to any games in order to embarrass yourself in front of 75,000+ fans

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 10:22 AM
Child pls

broncocalijohn
09-13-2012, 10:23 AM
A wolf's howl has nothing to do with a not-so-inside joke on the mane. Nobody outside of this message board associates Derek with that drug, but you guys keep thinking you're SO hilarious if it makes you happy


Thankfully most of you old fogies are from out of state and won't make it to any games in order to embarrass yourself in front of 75,000+ fans

I believe the nickname should stay here and not be embraced at Mile High but I think everyone here has you as an old fart from Florida. At least from your comments on sarcasm and such at the Mane gives me that impression.

Quoydogs
09-13-2012, 10:23 AM
A wolf's howl has nothing to do with a not-so-inside joke on the mane. Nobody outside of this message board associates Derek with that drug, but you guys keep thinking you're SO hilarious if it makes you happy


Thankfully most of you old fogies are from out of state and won't make it to any games in order to embarrass yourself in front of 75,000+ fans

You should check out a drug called Valium.

Beantown Bronco
09-13-2012, 10:24 AM
I hear that there's a sale on senses of humor at Walmart this weekend. I'll be sure to pick one up for you, copter.

houghtam
09-13-2012, 10:27 AM
I hear that there's a sale on senses of humor at Walmart this weekend. I'll be sure to pick one up for you, copter.

I think it's next to the Sudafed and Iodine tincture. Ha!

rbackfactory80
09-13-2012, 10:30 AM
I heard he only boofs meth!

Requiem
09-13-2012, 10:31 AM
Lolcopter still whining about this? Ban him!

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 10:35 AM
It would be funny if it was funny, but it's not funny


What's funny is that Req hated the pick and came up with the name out of spite, and people are latching on because it's so hilarious or whatever

Eh, whatever. It's just stupid because Colorado actually does have a real meth problem compared to other states, but if that's what gets your kicks please continue

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 10:35 AM
I hear that there's a sale on senses of humor at Walmart this weekend. I'll be sure to pick one up for you, copter.

Dude... his username is lolcopter

CLEARLY he has a sense of humor. I mean... it even says so in his name!

Requiem
09-13-2012, 10:36 AM
You seem to be in the unique minority that doesn't think it is funny. A lot of people on the board have come together in celebration of Methwolfe. It is almost like communion at church. Before you know it, people will be blasting shards at Mile High (sneaking them in with their small coolers) and howling at the moon and scratching their skin off before you know it.

Requiem
09-13-2012, 10:38 AM
Dude... his username is lolcopter

CLEARLY he has a sense of humor. I mean... it even says so in his name!

LOLcopter is the perfect name for a 13 year old.

24champ
09-13-2012, 10:44 AM
For a guy named lolcopter, I haven't seen a single post of his that was funny.

Requiem
09-13-2012, 10:45 AM
For a guy named lolcopter, I haven't seen a single post of his that was funny.

None of his posts are good. Not one. He should go back to 4CHAN or Broncos Forums. I'm starting to think he is a poster from Broncos Forums.

socalorado
09-13-2012, 10:57 AM
None of his posts are good. Not one. He should go back to 4CHAN or Broncos Forums. I'm starting to think he is a poster from Broncos Forums.

Whats 4CHAN?

And your right, that guy is a bloody tampax.

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 11:07 AM
It's just stupid how every goddamn thread that involves Wolfe devolves into a circle jerk about 3rd grade drug jokes


Req hates white DTs and said Wolfe wouldn't have 2 sacks in the NFL. Who's the jackass again?

hambone13
09-13-2012, 11:08 AM
if we send him out, they will just forgo the actual coin toss and just tell the ref "it's up to them" as they run away

They bypass the exercise all together and just wait for which direction he Awwwwooooooooo's!

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 11:09 AM
It's just stupid how every goddamn thread that involves Wolfe devolves into a circle jerk about 3rd grade drug jokes

Bloody.

Tampax.

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 11:12 AM
Bloody.

Tampax.

Florida. Sucks. Ass.


gfy

hambone13
09-13-2012, 11:13 AM
It would be funny if it was funny, but it's not funny


What's funny is that Req hated the pick and came up with the name out of spite, and people are latching on because it's so hilarious or whatever

Eh, whatever. It's just stupid because Colorado actually does have a real meth problem compared to other states, but if that's what gets your kicks please continue

LOLTool, enough said.

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 11:14 AM
Florida. Sucks. Ass.


gfy

http://cdn0.hark.com/images/000/006/871/6871/original.0

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMzDR6nKabTVNSh0-pw_3zldynl65kNq2hgjWb_IR7RSlMBczGVEtMsOmY5A

Yeah... it's awful... Hilarious!

24champ
09-13-2012, 11:14 AM
Bloody.

Tampax.

bloody.

tampax.

with cobra aids.

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 11:16 AM
Yeah... it's awful... Hilarious!

your football teams are awful

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 11:17 AM
your football teams are awful

"Bloody tampax" really was an amazingly accurate term.

Remarkable.

socalorado
09-13-2012, 11:18 AM
http://cdn0.hark.com/images/000/006/871/6871/original.0

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMzDR6nKabTVNSh0-pw_3zldynl65kNq2hgjWb_IR7RSlMBczGVEtMsOmY5A

Yeah... it's awful... Hilarious!

ME LIKEY.^5

hambone13
09-13-2012, 11:30 AM
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4581816272259&set=a.4581815552241.185401.1497529963&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf

Tombstone RJ
09-13-2012, 11:30 AM
You seem to be in the unique minority that doesn't think it is funny. A lot of people on the board have come together in celebration of Methwolfe. It is almost like communion at church. Before you know it, people will be blasting shards at Mile High (sneaking them in with their small coolers) and howling at the moon and scratching their skin off before you know it.

I'm pretty sure it's about a 50/50 split as to whether peeps like it or think it's funny or stupid.

Also, you are working way too hard at it. So there's that too.

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 11:31 AM
Hey rev post more pics of girls you could never get with.

hambone13
09-13-2012, 11:33 AM
I'm pretty sure it's about a 50/50 split as to whether peeps like it or think it's funny or stupid.

Also, you are working way too hard at it. So there's that too.

I'm pretty sure it would have never stuck at all if you tools didn't fight it so hard.....now it's an addiction.

Rabb
09-13-2012, 11:34 AM
"Bloody tampax" really was an amazingly accurate term.

Remarkable.

I prefer the term "vampire's teabag" myself

:kiss:

Tombstone RJ
09-13-2012, 11:35 AM
I'm pretty sure it would have never stuck at all if you tools didn't fight it so hard.....now it's an addiction.

I agree, lots of the tweaking is due to responding to the non-junkies. :wave:

ColoradoDarin
09-13-2012, 11:37 AM
I'm pretty sure it would have never stuck at all if you tools didn't fight it so hard.....now it's an addiction.

This. I don't care one way or the other about it, but AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO does it make some people's panties twist.

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 11:40 AM
Hey rev post more pics of girls you could never get with.

lol "bloody tampax"

Beantown Bronco
09-13-2012, 11:44 AM
It's just stupid how every goddamn thread that involves Wolfe devolves into a circle jerk about 3rd grade drug jokes


If only there was some solution that would be within your control.......damn TJ. Creating this site that forces us to click on every thread even when we know that we don't want to. The humanity!!!!!

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 11:46 AM
If only there was some solution that would be within your control.......damn TJ. Creating this site that forces us to click on every thread even when we know that we don't want to. The humanity!!!!!

Even worse is how TJ keeps bumping the threads when people post complaints and make the threads last for pages more.

Disgusting. Simply disgusting.

Pony Boy
09-13-2012, 11:47 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZeWGSo17BAc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

socalorado
09-13-2012, 11:48 AM
Even worse is how TJ keeps bumping the threads when people post complaints and make the threads last for pages more.

Disgusting. Simply disgusting.

It really is immature. And i for one am not going to take it anymore!
I might even send him a scathing PM about it.








I am serious............ I really might do it.

ColoradoDarin
09-13-2012, 11:50 AM
It really is immature. And i for one am not going to take it anymore!
I might even send him a scathing PM about it.








I am serious............ I really might do it.

Go ahead, I dare you.

Tombstone RJ
09-13-2012, 11:51 AM
go ahead, make TJ's day...

*WARHORSE*
09-13-2012, 11:57 AM
http://www.itsalloverfatman.com/images/screens/20120911_Wolfe_8.jpeg

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000ooooooo!!!!!!

hambone13
09-13-2012, 11:57 AM
It's just stupid how every goddamn thread that involves Wolfe devolves into a circle jerk about 3rd grade drug jokes


Req hates white DTs and said Wolfe wouldn't have 2 sacks in the NFL. Who's the jackass again?

What's stupid is you keep bringing it up. We know what you think and obviously no one gives a ****. But hands down the funniest part about it all, is that you're actually the Candyman You just can't help yourself and the Methwolfe lives on with fire-breathing ferocity. Awwooooooooooooooooooooo

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 11:59 AM
Only 2 sacks tho

ColoradoDarin
09-13-2012, 12:00 PM
Only 2 sacks tho

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

houghtam
09-13-2012, 12:02 PM
I just made this thread longer. And dumber.

LOL

TheReverend
09-13-2012, 12:04 PM
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kaylore
09-13-2012, 12:05 PM
Awesome parallel.

Bane was very MethWolfe-esque

MethWolfe to Matt Ryan: "When Atlanta is ashes, you have my permission to die"

If I was going, I would make a Poster:

1864 - Sherman
2012 - Methwolfe

socalorado
09-13-2012, 12:05 PM
LOL


Lemme help keep it going.
http://laist.com/attachments/la_malingering/DSC09471-1.JPG

cutthemdown
09-13-2012, 12:06 PM
Wolfe was on my predraft list for DT to watch. I just felt he was the type Denver likes. Athletic with a big motor, but not too big and fat. Those big fatties just never work out at MILE HIGH. Broncos love the smaller, quicker lineman.

SoCalBronco
09-13-2012, 12:07 PM
It's just stupid how every goddamn thread that involves Wolfe devolves into a circle jerk about 3rd grade drug jokes


Req hates white DTs and said Wolfe wouldn't have 2 sacks in the NFL. Who's the jackass again?

Req hates white DT's? You know Req is a white kid from North Dakota...right?

Grow up dude. Its just a nickname..... and a pretty popular one at that.

Tombstone RJ
09-13-2012, 12:08 PM
Lemme help keep it going.
http://laist.com/attachments/la_malingering/DSC09471-1.JPG

I'd be falling all over myself if I saw this walking down the sidewalk. That's without tweaking...

broncosteven
09-13-2012, 12:09 PM
It really is immature. And i for one am not going to take it anymore!
I might even send him a scathing PM about it.








I am serious............ I really might do it.

Can you do something about Airline food while your at it?

I mean really what is up with food on Airlines, your stuck in an airplane at 30.000 feet. It is not like you can ask the pilot to swing through the nearest drive thru...

Pilot: "I would like 100 Big Mac's, 10 chicken nugget kids meals...waaa? No 10 CHICKEN NUGGET kids meals etc..."

/Canned Laughter...

No really it is like you need a hack saw to cut the rubber chicken!

/rubber chicken falls on standup /Canned laughter...

Kaylore
09-13-2012, 12:11 PM
For a guy named lolcopter, I haven't seen a single post of his that was funny.

This.

However this has become the best thread this week, for sure.

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 12:11 PM
Req hates white DT's? You know Req is a white kid from North Dakota...right?

figures

Name 5 good white defensive tackles in the NFL.
I bet Wolfe has less than 2 sacks this year.

broncosteven
09-13-2012, 12:11 PM
I'd be falling all over myself if I saw this walking down the sidewalk. That's without tweaking...

I would start a conversation with her about the Mercury/Gemini/Apollo era and I am sure that once I mentioned Gene she would get all hot and wet and it would be score city.

Kaylore
09-13-2012, 12:14 PM
I would start a conversation with her about the Mercury/Gemini/Apollo era and I am sure that once I mentioned Gene she would get all hot and wet and it would be score city.

Obviously. The Saturn V is phallic, so there's that too.

Tombstone RJ
09-13-2012, 12:17 PM
I would start a conversation with her about the Mercury/Gemini/Apollo era and I am sure that once I mentioned Gene she would get all hot and wet and it would be score city.

^5

I'd like to be your co-pilot, I'm sure we'd score heavy with the babes...

JJG
09-13-2012, 12:20 PM
Rule of thumb for player nicknames given by fans:
90% are lame, uncreative and not anywhere near as awesome as the creator think it is. The other 10% are pure genius....


Methwolf falls in the 90%.

broncosteven
09-13-2012, 12:20 PM
^5

I'd like to be your co-pilot, I'm sure we'd score heavy with the babes...

Study up on Translunar INJECTION and Thrust vectors and lets hit Vegas!

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 12:22 PM
He is a loser. **** him. I will buy his jersey and burn his jersey at the first game.

The dude was a third round pick, maybe. He is a ****ing joke ahead of Worthy, Reyes, Still, Thompson and Ta'amu. This team is ran by a bunch of ****faces.


Wolfe will be out of the NFL in 3 years.


Pathetic. Just ****ing sad.
Dude screams average. Like I said, he won't be here in 3 years.
Taking a 3rd/4th round player at the top of 2. PATHETIC.


...


That was actually a pretty good pick. Wolfe gives you guys a good pass rush on the inside. He had a lot of sacks.

55CrushEm
09-13-2012, 12:24 PM
Lemme help keep it going.
http://laist.com/attachments/la_malingering/DSC09471-1.JPG

Oh, sweet Jesus!

theAPAOps5
09-13-2012, 12:39 PM
It would be funny if it was funny, but it's not funny


What's funny is that Req hated the pick and came up with the name out of spite, and people are latching on because it's so hilarious or whatever

Eh, whatever. It's just stupid because Colorado actually does have a real meth problem compared to other states, but if that's what gets your kicks please continue

No, Atlanta has the meth problem

Quoydogs
09-13-2012, 12:40 PM
Oh, sweet Jesus!

Her knees are a bit weird and I was with her last night and she has toe thumbs. But man can she handle the meth.

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 12:41 PM
He is a loser. **** him. I will buy his jersey and burn his jersey at the first game.
The dude was a third round pick, maybe. He is a ****ing joke ahead of Worthy, Reyes, Still, Thompson and Ta'amu. This team is ran by a bunch of ****faces.
Wolfe will be out of the NFL in 3 years.
Pathetic. Just ****ing sad.
Dude screams average. Like I said, he won't be here in 3 years.
Taking a 3rd/4th round player at the top of 2. PATHETIC.
Name 5 good white defensive tackles in the NFL.
I bet Wolfe has less than 2 sacks this year.

...


That was actually a pretty good pick. Wolfe gives you guys a good pass rush on the inside. He had a lot of sacks.

Tombstone RJ
09-13-2012, 12:43 PM
No, Atlanta has the meth problem

I didn't know CO had a meth problem either. I'm calling BS on that. CO is more of a green state, <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v327/alycat419/me%20and%20friends/?action=view&amp;current=IfyouknowwhatImean.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/alycat419/me%20and%20friends/th_IfyouknowwhatImean.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" ></a>

menonite
09-13-2012, 12:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pOPLW.jpg

houghtam
09-13-2012, 12:47 PM
...

Thanks for the good read. It went well with my mid-afternoon tweak.

Beantown Bronco
09-13-2012, 12:47 PM
^5

I'd like to be your co-pilot, I'm sure we'd score heavy with the babes...

Delete the "with the" and you might be more accurate.

Tombstone RJ
09-13-2012, 12:54 PM
Delete the "with the" and you might be more accurate.

sometimes the co-pilot has to take one for the team.

Shananahan
09-13-2012, 12:59 PM
MethWolfe is just like The Claw, only multiplied by twenty.

Bacchus
09-13-2012, 01:14 PM
MethWolfe is just like The Claw, only multiplied by twenty.

so what is twenty times zero again?

houghtam
09-13-2012, 01:32 PM
Twenty times zero is math. We're talking about meth here.

maher_tyler
09-13-2012, 01:38 PM
Will they play the Breaking Bad theme song everytime he gets a sack??

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HEmx23LwFhI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Beantown Bronco
09-13-2012, 01:45 PM
Twenty times zero is math. We're talking about meth here.

Bill Clinton prefers "arithmethic"

errand
09-13-2012, 02:03 PM
If they do, the MethWolfe Alliance should totally take credit.

Yeah, because nobody ever would have thought to howl like a wolf when a guy named Wolfe makes a play.....LOL

I guess someone will take credit for calling him wolfman too....cuz that's never been done before either, right?

errand
09-13-2012, 02:11 PM
It would be halrious to see Methwolfe signs up in Mile High!


...no what would be funny (tragically) is if he was arrested for possesion of meth.....

Requiem
09-13-2012, 02:32 PM
Lolcopter, you are right. I didn't want Derek Wolfe to be the pick. I would have preferred several other players because I was wanting a guy to come in and play defensive tackle for us full-time. Looks like Derek is starting at LDE, which is a position we did need to eventually upgrade and getting significant playing time at DT in nickel packages. We really couldn't have asked for more.

He is doing a fantastic job as a first year defensive lineman and it seems like he is going to be a keeper. I was obviously wrong about Derek, but the Alliance stays strong. :)

lolcopter
09-13-2012, 02:33 PM
He is a loser. **** him. I will buy his jersey and burn his jersey at the first game.
The dude was a third round pick, maybe. He is a ****ing joke ahead of Worthy, Reyes, Still, Thompson and Ta'amu. This team is ran by a bunch of ****faces.
Wolfe will be out of the NFL in 3 years.
Pathetic. Just ****ing sad.
Dude screams average. Like I said, he won't be here in 3 years.
Taking a 3rd/4th round player at the top of 2. PATHETIC.
Name 5 good white defensive tackles in the NFL.
I bet Wolfe has less than 2 sacks this year.

...


That was actually a pretty good pick. Wolfe gives you guys a good pass rush on the inside. He had a lot of sacks.

broncosteven
09-13-2012, 02:35 PM
Lolcopter, you are right. I didn't want Derek Wolfe to be the pick. I would have preferred several other players because I was wanting a guy to come in and play defensive tackle for us full-time. Looks like Derek is starting at LDE, which is a position we did need to eventually upgrade and getting significant playing time at DT in nickel packages. We really couldn't have asked for more.

He is doing a fantastic job as a first year defensive lineman and it seems like he is going to be a keeper. I was obviously wrong about Derek, but the Alliance stays strong. :)

Can I be MWA Flight Director?

Shananahan
09-13-2012, 02:41 PM
Lolcopter, you are right. I didn't want Derek Wolfe to be the pick. I would have preferred several other players because I was wanting a guy to come in and play defensive tackle for us full-time. Looks like Derek is starting at LDE, which is a position we did need to eventually upgrade and getting significant playing time at DT in nickel packages. We really couldn't have asked for more.

He is doing a fantastic job as a first year defensive lineman and it seems like he is going to be a keeper. I was obviously wrong about Derek, but the Alliance stays strong. :)
Don't beat yourself up too much; his affinity for sweet, sweet meth was unknown to most at the time of the draft.

Agamemnon
09-13-2012, 02:44 PM
this thread is embarrassing.

Every Wolfe thread on this board is...

Requiem
09-13-2012, 02:51 PM
Can I be MWA Flight Director?

Come up with a clever name for an airplane and catch slogan that is Derek Wolfe related and you got yourself a deal.

Requiem
09-13-2012, 02:52 PM
Don't beat yourself up too much; his affinity for sweet, sweet meth was unknown to most at the time of the draft.

It took a whole town to raise him. God bless Methwolfe.

broncosteven
09-13-2012, 02:57 PM
Come up with a clever name for an airplane and catch slogan that is Derek Wolfe related and you got yourself a deal.

Meth-18 attack Fighter

Still working on a catch phrase, have to take my daughter to soccer practice, maybe I will ask the soccer moms for ideas.

Requiem
09-13-2012, 02:58 PM
Methrush Airlines. . . nobody else can get you higher!!

Shananahan
09-13-2012, 02:59 PM
Meth From Above.

Punisher
09-13-2012, 03:00 PM
MethWolfe is a Left Brain or Right Brain?

http://psychology.about.com/od/cognitivepsychology/a/left-brain-right-brain.htm

RhymesayersDU
09-13-2012, 03:15 PM
Every Wolfe thread on this board is...

Because your Tebow threads weren't?

You're projecting.

errand
09-13-2012, 03:47 PM
You seem to be in the unique minority that doesn't think it is funny. A lot of people on the board have come together in celebration of Methwolfe. It is almost like communion at church. Before you know it, people will be blasting shards at Mile High (sneaking them in with their small coolers) and howling at the moon and scratching their skin off before you know it.

I don't care what others call him, I personally think it's a stupid nickname because he doesn't look like a meth addict....now if he was shaped like this clown here, and was able to create a pass rush, then sure...why not methwolfe?

31481

errand
09-13-2012, 03:49 PM
Meth-18 attack Fighter

Still working on a catch phrase, I will ask the soccer moms for ideas.


Yeah, that'll get you laid....ROFL!

cutthemdown
09-13-2012, 03:49 PM
Since when has Requiem ever been right about what players will be good? His rant on Wolfe meant nothing then or now.

People who are reasonable wait to see how the players perform before they make assumptions.

errand
09-13-2012, 03:57 PM
Wolfe was on my predraft list for DT to watch. I just felt he was the type Denver likes. Athletic with a big motor, but not too big and fat. Those big fatties just never work out at MILE HIGH. Broncos love the smaller, quicker lineman.

Keith Traylor says hi!:wave:

ozomulsion
09-13-2012, 07:17 PM
I can just see him taking hits on the sideline.

I have a feeling he just does humongous lines of some really good dope before each half.

Kaylore
09-13-2012, 08:14 PM
Keith Traylor says hi!:wave:

Technically he was a Mike Linebacker coming out.

Agamemnon
09-13-2012, 08:31 PM
Because your Tebow threads weren't?

You're projecting.

Because me supporting a young QB playing his heart out is totally the same thing as a bunch of dip****s associating our new rookie lineman with a trashy drug at every opportunity. You've totally got me there. ::)

lookin' glass
09-13-2012, 09:03 PM
Meth Force 1?

houghtam
09-13-2012, 09:44 PM
Because me supporting a young QB playing his heart out is totally the same thing as a bunch of dip****s associating our new rookie lineman with a trashy drug at every opportunity. You've totally got me there. ::)

Hey, Meth is a lot of things, but it's not trashy. Okay, well you're right...it is pretty trashy. But he's our meth, and I'm...man. Wait, what? What were we talking about?

Is it itchy in here or is it just me?

t-diddy
09-13-2012, 11:33 PM
Little known fact... Derek prefers his old college nickname, "5-HourEnergyWolfe." He feels it rolls of the tongue better.

lolcopter
09-14-2012, 06:48 AM
Little known fact... Derek prefers his old college nickname, "5-HourEnergyWolfe." He feels it rolls of the tongue better.

lol

RhymesayersDU
09-14-2012, 07:49 AM
Because me supporting a young QB playing his heart out is totally the same thing as a bunch of dip****s associating our new rookie lineman with a trashy drug at every opportunity. You've totally got me there. ::)

Spin away, you're projecting.