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Hulamau
09-10-2012, 03:32 PM
I offered up to the Football Gods in the game thread last night, just before Porter's INT, that I would sacrifice my left nut for a pick 6 here ...

Not being one to anger the Gods of Pigskin ..I've slugged down three tall ones now with another on tap and am ready for the PAIN! ... with plenty of ice on hand.

If you don't hear from me for a while its cause I'm cryin'...

[Photo link removed to protect the innocent]... just use your imagination. ...:sunshine:

GO BRONCOS!!

bronco militia
09-10-2012, 03:36 PM
OOOOOOOOOF!

DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK

BroncsCheer
09-10-2012, 03:38 PM
Snack noodles with a straw? Lol.

Thanks for your gonadal sacrifice Hulamu. You only need one anyways, according to the interwebz.

Hulamau
09-10-2012, 03:53 PM
OOOOOOOOOF!

DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK

Actually Bronco Militia ... don't click on the 'Newer' and 'Older' links at the top of the first pix! I didn't see those before posting the first one .... Yikes!

Just some numbskulls found on Google :-) Does any one know how to extract a single photo from a album of Flicker photos like that so only that one shows up and not the whole catalog??

Dont want this little joke to drift too far off the deep end.

Miss I.
09-10-2012, 04:02 PM
OOOOOOOOOF!

DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK

damn it I should have read your post first...damn...

hey how about a little warning, that was more disturbing than a rickroll, or was it actually Rick's roll, because oh man...I need to wash my eyes out...

Hulamau
09-10-2012, 04:03 PM
Snack noodles with a straw? Lol.

Thanks for your gonadal sacrifice Hulamu. You only need one anyways, according to the interwebz.

Good to know BC, then next time we are in a bind its your turn to pony up to the Aztec alter!

TheReverend
09-10-2012, 04:07 PM
YOU ARE A HERO, SIR

BroncsCheer
09-10-2012, 04:27 PM
Good to know BC, then next time we are in a bind its your turn to pony up to the Aztec alter!

I'll check with my wife. She keeps them in her purse......
Brb

:wave:

ZONA
09-10-2012, 04:32 PM
Honor thy contract

next time offer something you can live without, like a fingernail or something.

Lycan
09-10-2012, 04:35 PM
So what's the game-plan here? Are you going to tea-bag the railroad tracks? Or do you have an appropriate dagger on-hand?

Los Broncos
09-10-2012, 04:36 PM
One more of those and you'll be a unic...thanks man.

broncocalijohn
09-10-2012, 04:39 PM
remember when someone would just sacrifice a two week banning here if they showed boobs on the game thread? That was also for a playoff game. Extreme just a tad. Cut it and send it to TJ.

Paladin
09-10-2012, 04:40 PM
We used to have a squirrel around here that had Nads large enough for you to get a transplant. Only disadvanage is that you 'll probably crave Acorns.....

Hulamau
09-10-2012, 07:41 PM
YOU ARE A HERO, SIR

Coming from you, that's has merit Rev! :)

Its a long rough season though, and we'll need to set up a donor list here to get us through to the promise land ...

Requiem
09-10-2012, 07:42 PM
I had an abortion so we could win the Super bOWl!!!

Thanks Hula!!! *pokes 33*

Hulamau
09-10-2012, 07:42 PM
So what's the game-plan here? Are you going to tea-bag the railroad tracks? Or do you have an appropriate dagger on-hand?

As the pix showed, a hammer and chisel ought to satisfy even the most demanding and sadistic Pigskin Deity and insure an undefeated season! :flower:

RhymesayersDU
09-10-2012, 07:53 PM
"Still not a good fan."

-Superfan TGN

Hulamau
09-10-2012, 07:53 PM
Baja and I both were pleading for that 'Pick 6' moments before it happened, me shortly before him, so he gets the honors and is on tap for a donation the next time the going gets rough.

You got that Baja?? Time to join the 'Orange and Blue-Ball Nut Brigade'!

Hulamau
09-10-2012, 07:57 PM
damn it I should have read your post first...damn...

hey how about a little warning, that was more disturbing than a rickroll, or was it actually Rick's roll, because oh man...I need to wash my eyes out...

Mia Culpa Miss I, its safe again to troll the mane ... :curtsey:

Miss I.
09-10-2012, 11:44 PM
Mia Culpa Miss I, its safe again to troll the mane ... :curtsey:

dude, did you just call me a troll? ;D

don't get me wrong, it's probably a fair assessment of my contribution to the Mane, but I just wanted to be sure I read that correctly. I used to be a Chiefs fan you know, so I am a little slower in that way.

cheers, and next time I will uh take one the chin or wherever for the team. Not sure as a woman what I am expected to sacrifice, as my virginity is already gone, but there must be something. :curtsey:

broncolife
09-10-2012, 11:50 PM
I have sacrificed sperm everyday this year :)

maher_tyler
09-10-2012, 11:52 PM
Just to be clear......are you literally donating your left nut??

Taco John
09-11-2012, 12:39 AM
A worthy sacrifice. And what the hell - you've got two of them, right?

Who is going to step up to the plate this next week? WE'VE GOT TO KEEP THE NUT SACRIFICE MOJO ALIVE!

Taco John
09-11-2012, 12:39 AM
I have sacrificed sperm everyday this year :)

It's only a sacrifice if you miss it.

Lestat
09-11-2012, 12:54 AM
better you than me. glad he got the pick 6 but i'm not sacrificing any appendages for it.

Archer81
09-11-2012, 12:59 AM
As long as its not the dominant ball, you should be alright.

:Broncos:

Doggcow
09-11-2012, 02:05 AM
Wow. Nut sacrifice mojo for the SB for sure. But week 1... I can't do it. Plus the gf would kill me.

Mogulseeker
09-11-2012, 02:08 AM
"Still not a good fan."

-Superfan TGN

Wonder what the dude is up to these days.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-11-2012, 02:20 AM
"Still not a good fan."

-Superfan TGN

Lol. Sacrificed a van.

RhymesayersDU
09-11-2012, 05:16 AM
Wonder what the dude is up to these days.

Inappropriately loving Kyle Orton, leaving me neg rep.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-11-2012, 05:26 AM
Inappropriately loving Kyle Orton, leaving me neg rep.

Lurking neg reps combined with societal withdrawal sounds like a case of intractable butthurt loser syndrome.

TheReverend
09-11-2012, 05:49 AM
Lol. Sacrificed a van.

I was going to buy it JUST to mock him thinking owning an RV was cool. I am THAT dedicated to my craft.

RhymesayersDU
09-11-2012, 06:04 AM
Lurking neg reps combined with societal withdrawal sounds like a case of intractable butthurt loser syndrome.

Well, you're the doctor. I would have assumed it was something like this, but it's nice to get the technical term. :)

loborugger
09-11-2012, 07:00 AM
The OM needs a physical location to store treasured items. Something like a trophy case. The withered testicle needs to be top shelf and center in a jar of formaldehyde. It garners this location because of it's over-zealous sacrifice. For this nut wasn't offered up to win a Super Bowl or even a play off game. Alas, it was offered up to ensure a victory in game 1 of the season.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-11-2012, 07:38 AM
All I had to do for the Superbowl 32 victory was sell my eternal soul to the Devil. Still have mah baws. OP got a bad deal.