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rideco
09-06-2012, 11:24 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/09/06/ben-roethlisberger-ill-miss-a-game-if-my-wife-goes-into-labor/


Come on girl pop that thing out on Sunday. lol

menonite
09-06-2012, 11:30 AM
In the end football is just a game and sometimes you have to just step back and focus on what's really important in your life - like porking some hot nurse in a hospital broom closet while you know your wife is too busy to notice.

TheReverend
09-06-2012, 11:30 AM
NO!

I want them at full capacity for no excuses.

And he's easier to sack anyway.

Honestly, I might be more concerned (match-up wise, I mean) facing Old-Man Batch

ColoradoDarin
09-06-2012, 11:37 AM
We make backups look like Peyton Mannings. Bring on the rapist.

Tombstone RJ
09-06-2012, 11:51 AM
ben's a swell guy.

SoCalBronco
09-06-2012, 11:59 AM
I don't care if they are at full capacity or not they'll make excuses either way. I just want to win. With our schedule we need any break we can get. Hopefully he is out.

broncocalijohn
09-06-2012, 12:03 PM
Didnt Batch win his first 4 games (or 3-1) while the rapist was away?

bronco militia
09-06-2012, 12:05 PM
that article never said when she was due.

razorwire77
09-06-2012, 12:06 PM
I wonder if Ben ever asked her to fix his TV?

BroncoBen
09-06-2012, 12:08 PM
ben's a swell guy.

Yeah... once a Rapist... always a Rapist.
I could give a hoot if he plays or not.. a win is a win.

ozomulsion
09-06-2012, 12:28 PM
Yeah... once a Rapist... always a Rapist.
I could give a hoot if he plays or not.. a win is a win.

Only a fellow rapist would know that.

Beantown Bronco
09-06-2012, 12:32 PM
I've been told that I have a rapist's wit.

DBroncos4life
09-06-2012, 12:34 PM
Only a fellow rapist would know that.

I think what just said is pretty much the samething slick.

Miss I.
09-06-2012, 12:38 PM
it's interesting. I smell a guy trying to fix his image frankly. but I am a bit cynical when it comes to that toolbag.

Tombstone RJ
09-06-2012, 12:43 PM
One of these days big ben will be able to show his son how to rape a woman in a bathroom stall. Oh, and throw a football.

broncosteven
09-06-2012, 01:17 PM
that article never said when she was due.

I got the impression it was later in the season but could be wrong.

bronco militia
09-06-2012, 01:18 PM
I got the impression it was later in the season but could be wrong.

from the original article (not PFT)


What he did not divulge, and still has not, is when his baby boy is due. The delivery is expected sometime this fall, perhaps even on the first Sunday of December when the Steelers visit Baltimore.Surely, for such a potentially crucial late-season game against the Ravens, Roethlisberger will ...


Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/sports/steelers/new-man-older-body-the-steelers-big-ben-at-30-652012/#ixzz25idE2rZL

Shananahan
09-06-2012, 01:25 PM
Some quality research went into this thread.

bronco militia
09-06-2012, 01:27 PM
Some quality research went into this thread.

thanks

;D

BroncoBeavis
09-06-2012, 01:38 PM
One of these days big ben will be able to show his son how to rape a woman in a bathroom stall. Oh, and throw a football.

He needs to focus on throwing the football first. Cuz you'll go to jail if you can't throw the ball before you enter that stall.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 01:45 PM
I've been told that I have a rapist's wit.



I can tell by the way you are at the bar puttin out the vibes

Smiling Assassin27
09-06-2012, 01:54 PM
Paging Dr. Broncenstein...get that woman some potocin, stat.

broncosteven
09-06-2012, 02:10 PM
from the original article (not PFT)


What he did not divulge, and still has not, is when his baby boy is due. The delivery is expected sometime this fall, perhaps even on the first Sunday of December when the Steelers visit Baltimore.Surely, for such a potentially crucial late-season game against the Ravens, Roethlisberger will ...


Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/sports/steelers/new-man-older-body-the-steelers-big-ben-at-30-652012/#ixzz25idE2rZL

Funny how quick you can forget what you just read while mulitasking! I knew I read it was later in the season but wasn't 100% by the time I wrote the thread.

maher_tyler
09-06-2012, 02:16 PM
NO!

I want them at full capacity for no excuses.

And he's easier to sack anyway.

Honestly, I might be more concerned (match-up wise, I mean) facing Old-Man Batch

Sarcasm?

Beantown Bronco
09-06-2012, 02:20 PM
from the original article (not PFT)


What he did not divulge, and still has not, is when his baby boy is due. The delivery is expected sometime this fall, perhaps even on the first Sunday of December when the Steelers visit Baltimore.Surely, for such a potentially crucial late-season game against the Ravens, Roethlisberger will ...


Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/sports/steelers/new-man-older-body-the-steelers-big-ben-at-30-652012/#ixzz25idE2rZL

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Chris
09-06-2012, 02:22 PM
Where are the graphs speculating on the size of his wife's stomach?

EDIT: Please be Charlie Batch's kid.

KipCorrington25
09-06-2012, 09:10 PM
He'll only miss it if he gets arrested again for rape.

Agamemnon
09-06-2012, 09:32 PM
Wonder if it's a rape-baby...

NFLBRONCO
09-06-2012, 09:37 PM
I'll bet he wished he missed the birth if the baby looks more like Travis Henry

Mogulseeker
09-06-2012, 09:42 PM
Had a really funny Todd Akin joke for this thread... not gonna say it though.

dictionary
09-07-2012, 08:56 AM
Wonder if it's a rape-baby...

It would have to be legitimate then...

Jay3
09-07-2012, 09:14 AM
Still could be a super-primi.

menonite
09-07-2012, 11:13 AM
Still could be a super-primi.

Not a chance. That baby will scramble around for a few extra weeks before the doctors finally bring him down. It will then blame it on a previously undisclosed birth defect. Steelers fans will declare him a "Warrior!"