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tsiguy96
09-05-2012, 11:26 AM
Seriously fellas, party is over. Manning is here, whoopedy doo. The biggest question we need to come to terms with over the next few days: How badly do the steelers destroy us?

It wont be pretty..sunday night football, home opener, manning making his true debut. Big Ben goes crazy, 450 yards 5 TDs. Isaac redman 4 TDs.

65-2

Miller safety in the 4th.

JLesSPE
09-05-2012, 11:28 AM
We get beat so badly Elway trades Manning, Miller, Doom, and himself to the Jets for Tebow.

Flex Gunmetal
09-05-2012, 11:39 AM
50 point blowout, the Broncos move to Rhode Island by next Wednesday.

StugotsIII
09-05-2012, 11:39 AM
Cool thread.

broncocalijohn
09-05-2012, 11:41 AM
I don't believe it without a link.
I will guess that we will need to beg for Tebow to come back. Hell, it will be really ugly that we beg Chris Simms to come back.

Mecklomaniac
09-05-2012, 11:41 AM
So badly that Elway brings back McDaniels to teach Manning how to be a QB.

bronco militia
09-05-2012, 11:43 AM
Moob Mojo

http://www.money-gurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/104278858.jpg

Kaylore
09-05-2012, 11:45 AM
Manning is bumped slightly and his head pops off and rolls under the bleachers lost forever. Decker and Thomas run into each other and explode. The defense gives up 400 yards of rushing in the first half. 56-3 Steelers. Hanie manages a late game field goal drive.

menonite
09-05-2012, 11:46 AM
Seriously fellas, party is over. Manning is here, whoopedy doo. The biggest question we need to come to terms with over the next few days: How badly do the steelers destroy us?

It wont be pretty..sunday night football, home opener, manning making his true debut. Big Ben goes crazy, 450 yards 5 TDs. Isaac redman 4 TDs.

65-2

Miller safety in the 4th.

Is this some kind of joke?




No way the Broncos score 2 points.

They're going to get beaten so bad that Elway will turn over his rings to Tomlin at mid field during halftime. Manning will tearfully apologize to Broncos fans in his post game press conference and then unscrew his own neck.

TheReverend
09-05-2012, 11:52 AM
We lose so badly, MethWolfe is too upset to scratch at his skin

tsiguy96
09-05-2012, 11:54 AM
Manning is bumped slightly and his head pops off and rolls under the bleachers lost forever. Decker and Thomas run into each other and explode. The defense gives up 400 yards of rushing in the first half. 56-3 Steelers. Hanie manages a late game field goal drive.

atleast all is not lost.

Gort
09-05-2012, 11:55 AM
Manning is bumped slightly and his head pops off and rolls under the bleachers lost forever. Decker and Thomas run into each other and explode. The defense gives up 400 yards of rushing in the first half. 56-3 Steelers. Hanie manages a late game field goal drive.

sounds like Cyberball. a great game back in the day.

http://mktplassets.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/A00BA501-A3ED-4C1C-89FD-882131FAEE1E/0/simcyberball207203.jpg

Bronco Rob
09-05-2012, 11:56 AM
The chants of TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW begin after Peyton's forth interception of the first quarter.




;D

Bronco Rob
09-05-2012, 11:57 AM
sounds like Cyberball. a great game back in the day.

http://mktplassets.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/A00BA501-A3ED-4C1C-89FD-882131FAEE1E/0/simcyberball207203.jpg


OT: Best defensive play in Cyberball™ CB Blitz.

lolcopter
09-05-2012, 12:03 PM
We lose so badly Knowshon requests a trade

lolcopter
09-05-2012, 12:03 PM
We lose so badly Knowshon requests a trade

DENVERDUI55
09-05-2012, 12:07 PM
Seriously fellas, party is over. Manning is here, whoopedy doo. The biggest question we need to come to terms with over the next few days: How badly do the steelers destroy us?

It wont be pretty..sunday night football, home opener, manning making his true debut. Big Ben goes crazy, 450 yards 5 TDs. Isaac redman 4 TDs.

65-2

Miller safety in the 4th.

I don't know I see it playing out the same way except after the safety I see Moreno getting a garbage time one yard plung TD on his 3rd attempt from the 1 yd line and he celebrates like he won the superbowl. 65-9

Bronco Rob
09-05-2012, 12:13 PM
Bowlen is so distraught after the crushing defeat he fires Elway/Fox hires Dave Shula to fill both roles, moves the team back to Canada (specifically Quebec) changes the name of the team to Les Broncos Québec.

Rabb
09-05-2012, 12:14 PM
Cool thread.

Cool recognition

broncosteven
09-05-2012, 12:18 PM
Manning is bumped slightly and his head pops off and rolls under the bleachers lost forever. Decker and Thomas run into each other and explode. The defense gives up 400 yards of rushing in the first half. 56-3 Steelers. Hanie manages a late game field goal drive.

You forgot the part where KM has a 98 yard rush to get us in FG position and celebrates so much that Michael Jackson's ghost (or was it just swap gass) does the Moon walk at the 1 yard line. KM loses enough yardage on the next 3 carries that Prater has to set the new FG record of 65 yards to convert the 3 points.

After the game Detroit gives us a 7th round pick for KM. Gene Kranz calls me to celebrate the trade and we talk about NASA MOCR stuff for nearly 48 hours straight.

JakeZ01
09-05-2012, 12:23 PM
we lose so badly, The Steelers don't even have to make up a lame excuse.

GreatBronco16
09-05-2012, 12:28 PM
It's going to be so bad that the guy who can't even make the trip to Denver for fear of death, manages to score a TD.

crush17
09-05-2012, 12:29 PM
We get beat so badly it'll make the Oklahome State vs. Savannah State game look like a tie.

Stagger Lee
09-05-2012, 12:42 PM
We lose so badly that DJ gives up drinking and faking piss tests.

broncocalijohn
09-05-2012, 12:43 PM
We lose so badly that DJ gives up drinking and faking piss tests.

I would say he doubles up on the bad behavior so he is suspended for the rest of the season so he wouldn't have to be on such a ****ty team.

Stagger Lee
09-05-2012, 12:45 PM
I would say he doubles up on the bad behavior so he is suspended for the rest of the season so he wouldn't have to be on such a ****ty team.

I was thinking it would be kind of a "scared straight" kind of beatdown, but I hear what you're saying.

menonite
09-05-2012, 12:57 PM
Big Ben will literally rape half our starting defense. He will only grope the other half (being optimistic here.)

After a 15 minute huddle, the replacement refs will not call a penalty.

Requiem
09-05-2012, 12:59 PM
Move this thread to the Butt and bring Bachhus' back.

Br0nc0Buster
09-05-2012, 01:15 PM
We lose so badly the girl Rothlisburger trapped in the bathroom stall will say "and I thought I was raped"

Jetland
09-05-2012, 01:37 PM
Broncos 8
Steelers Mascott-Steely McBeam 32
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2007/1029/tmq_steelers_mascot_200.jpg

BroncoBeavis
09-05-2012, 01:38 PM
Moob Mojo

http://www.money-gurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/104278858.jpg

That's far more obscene than any of the pictures that led up to the boomoj ban.

bfoflcommish
09-05-2012, 01:39 PM
50 point blowout, the Broncos move to Rhode Island by next Wednesday.

I heard the move will be to Myrtle Beach

canadianbroncosfan
09-05-2012, 01:57 PM
We lose so bad, we all hail MacGruder as the Messiah and realize he was right

canadianbroncosfan
09-05-2012, 01:58 PM
We lose so badly, MethWolfe is too upset to scratch at his skin

I really wish I could REP this more than once.

Paladin
09-05-2012, 02:01 PM
Moob Mojo

http://www.money-gurus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/104278858.jpg

Cutthemdown, is that you?

bronco militia
09-05-2012, 02:20 PM
That's far more obscene than any of the pictures that led up to the boomoj ban.

yeah no doubt!!

Dr. Broncenstein
09-05-2012, 02:26 PM
I, for one, welcome our public bathroom rapist overlords.

bronco militia
09-05-2012, 02:33 PM
I, for one, welcome our public bathroom rapist overlords.

LOLLOLLOL

Tombstone RJ
09-05-2012, 02:54 PM
Denver will fry on Sunday for their crimes against the Steelers, and American Africans around the world. We’ll wipe the hippie smirk from their fans ugly altitude altered faces and bury Peyton Manning in the ground after putting him in a barrel of Hydrochloric Acid. The stadium will rock with chants of Here We Go Steelers, and the wind created from our towels will swallow Denver whole in a whirlwind of fury. May Harrison drink the blood of his enemies’ eye sockets. May Polamalu bless and then subsequently curse every play with his epictude. Let Isaac Redman call the four horsemen of the apocalypse to rain fire down upon Mile High.

ZONA
09-05-2012, 03:26 PM
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/252/7/d/this_thread_sucks_by_foxbane-d3hceis.jpg