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Baba Booey
08-28-2012, 12:48 PM
http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae177/BlakeLeafsx11/He_mad.jpg

@MarcusThomas_79: the creators of madden needs to b slapped for putting an imposter pic in place of me that's not me for the last time I don't look like that

@MarcusThomas_79: I been in the nfl going on 6years and y'all still hav another mans face for my pic on madden i hate y'all hate is very strong but I do

@MarcusThomas_79: Madden is disrespectful practice your craft and make it realistic I'm in newyork now help me please someone call madden and tell him lol

@MarcusThomas_79: I'm serious but I'm not Naw I'm serious they been try n me for 4 years

@MarcusThomas_79: How y'all gone hav my pic rookie season and then change it to a completely dif person for ds rest of my career

@MarcusThomas_79: Man im angry now u right madden is very unprofessional

@MarcusThomas_79: My face 2 #dyme for madden it only works with a trillion megapixel hd 3d blue ray tv and that ain't out yet

@MarcusThomas_79: dear mr @EAMaddenNFL i com to you humbly sir. Can u please put the right photo of me on the madden it's been 6years not lol maybe a giggle

@MarcusThomas_79: I did it but I have a feeling he will be to busy to read it smh

Requiem
08-28-2012, 12:54 PM
OK, Marcus. We will put your real face on Madden if you can eat a double cheeseburger and do a backflip at the same time.

Broncos_OTM
08-28-2012, 12:55 PM
English man, English!

bronco militia
08-28-2012, 12:58 PM
http://nflsportsagency.com/images/marcus_thomas_backflip.JPG

Man-Goblin
08-28-2012, 12:58 PM
I remember way back in the day on Tecmo Bowl Karl Mecklenburg was black. It was very confusing to 7 year old me.

bronco militia
08-28-2012, 12:59 PM
I remember way back in the day on Tecmo Bowl Karl Mecklenburg was black. It was very confusing to 7 year old me.

racist

broncocalijohn
08-28-2012, 01:02 PM
Did anyone tweet back, "Who are you?"

Cool Breeze
08-28-2012, 01:06 PM
Here is a fluff piece on him as he made the it through the first round of Giants cuts.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/nfl-rapidreports/19883662/giants-marcus-thomas-lucky-to-find-each-other

gyldenlove
08-28-2012, 01:09 PM
Best Madden rant of all time:


To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden 07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ****ing bull**** and you should kiss my mother-****ing ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ****ing 12. I rate you a ****ing 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever — except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly **** and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of **** teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?
I guess I just cant fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some ****ty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.
I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
John, you are such a ****ing dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ****ing zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ****ing face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a – 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.
Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a ****ing lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass ****wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.
**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Rot in Hell,
Ethan Albright

Tombstone RJ
08-28-2012, 01:47 PM
lol

Chris
08-28-2012, 02:25 PM
So much amaze.

Rabb
08-28-2012, 02:31 PM
this year's Madden is pretty damn good btw, love the Kinect integration

cmhargrove
08-28-2012, 02:33 PM
More of that dyme ****.

swaiy
08-28-2012, 02:34 PM
this year's Madden is pretty damn good btw, love the Kinect integration

What kind of extra control do you get by using the Kinect with Madden?

Rabb
08-28-2012, 02:38 PM
What kind of extra control do you get by using the Kinect with Madden?

you can speak a ton of commands, it's been flawless for me so far

time outs, challenges, hot routes, line shifts, coverage, player names, specific play names if you know them, audibles

I wish it was a little quicker, but for a dumb ass like myself it's been great so far

Gort
08-28-2012, 02:41 PM
pretty girls. barely clothed. playing Madden 2013. one of them sporting a Broncos shirt. enjoy pervs. :)

http://thechive.com/2012/08/28/chivettes-make-madden-2013-sexy-24-hq-photos/

swaiy
08-28-2012, 02:42 PM
you can speak a ton of commands, it's been flawless for me so far

time outs, challenges, hot routes, line shifts, coverage, player names, specific play names if you know them, audibles

I wish it was a little quicker, but for a dumb ass like myself it's been great so far

Damn that sounds kinda nice. Sounds like you can shift guys around even faster before the snap. I always had trouble on changing up my formations and what not after Madden 10. They changed the damn near perfect controls. Does Madden 13 have that crappy strat pad?

Chris
08-28-2012, 02:49 PM
pretty girls. barely clothed. playing Madden 2013. one of them sporting a Broncos shirt. enjoy pervs. :)

http://thechive.com/2012/08/28/chivettes-make-madden-2013-sexy-24-hq-photos/

The only thing unrealistic about that is the chargers chick beating the broncos chick.

oubronco
08-28-2012, 03:06 PM
http://homeinthetrenches.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ham.jpg

MileHighMagic
08-28-2012, 03:12 PM
Preach, HAM!!!

Requiem
08-28-2012, 03:25 PM
Girl needs to get that ****mole off her face. GROSS.

Bacchus
08-28-2012, 03:30 PM
I do not think any Bronco fan should have anything bad to say about Mracus Thomas. As far as him being a Bronco he came in and contributed to every team he was on and he never got in trouble.

God bless Marcus Thomas and for Christ Sakes Madden get his piture right!!!!

Chris
08-28-2012, 03:33 PM
Girl needs to get that ****mole off her face. GROSS.

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/145240d1278978917-funny-strange-random-pics-sharp-knees.jpg

Requiem
08-28-2012, 03:35 PM
Get some hot Asian girls to play Madden and post pictures. Then it will be cool.

extralife
08-28-2012, 03:38 PM
Best Madden rant of all time:

this is the best thing ever

but come on lets be real if I were HAM I'd be mad too.

Bacchus
08-28-2012, 03:41 PM
Someone needs to post his dance from last years Raider's game. That might have been the fiunniest thing I have ever seen. That is the only dance I have ever seen because of a false start!!

Requiem
08-28-2012, 03:42 PM
Here you go, Bacchus.

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/MarcusThomasDance.gif.gif

Tombstone RJ
08-28-2012, 03:59 PM
lol everytime of Thomas doing the friggen robot in the faiders backfield...

Bacchus
08-28-2012, 04:19 PM
Here you go, Bacchus.

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/MarcusThomasDance.gif.gif

WTH was he thinking? That is so funny!

gyldenlove
08-28-2012, 04:37 PM
this is the best thing ever

but come on lets be real if I were HAM I'd be mad too.

I would be mad as **** if there was some other dude in my picture in Madden.

Broncos_OTM
08-28-2012, 07:31 PM
I do not think any Bronco fan should have anything bad to say about Mracus Thomas. As far as him being a Bronco he came in and contributed to every team he was on and he never got in trouble.

God bless Marcus Thomas and for Christ Sakes Madden get his piture right!!!!oil can't remember exact details but if I remember right thomas and a buddy got busted for having coke in the car. buddy if I remember right took the heat

Jerry Curl
08-28-2012, 07:51 PM
LOL @ these dudes thinking John Madden has anything to do with the game besides in name. Especially him thinking he runs the eamadden twitter.

Bacchus
08-28-2012, 07:57 PM
oil can't remember exact details but if I remember right thomas and a buddy got busted for having coke in the car. buddy if I remember right took the heat

Oh yeah, I remember that. Ok but he did not get caught!! Was that in college or with the Broncos?

canadianbroncosfan
08-28-2012, 08:26 PM
pretty girls. barely clothed. playing Madden 2013. one of them sporting a Broncos shirt. enjoy pervs. :)

http://thechive.com/2012/08/28/chivettes-make-madden-2013-sexy-24-hq-photos/

OMG thank you. I actually looked past the fact that the one chick had a McFadden jersey.

Broncos_OTM
08-28-2012, 08:44 PM
Oh yeah, I remember that. Ok but he did not get caught!! Was that in college or with the Broncos?
http://www.milehighreport.com/2008/3/3/5117/17014

El Guapo
08-28-2012, 09:01 PM
OMG thank you. I actually looked past the fact that the one chick had a McFadden jersey.

I thought that Chive post was cool earlier in the day until I realized the Broncos chick is wearing a Cowboys jersey in two other photos. Fail.

Gort
09-02-2012, 11:59 AM
I thought that Chive post was cool earlier in the day until I realized the Broncos chick is wearing a Cowboys jersey in two other photos. Fail.

ok, but this girl isn't wearing Cowboys gear. :)

http://www.thatsmyshirt.com/product_images/m/542/DSC00180__11425_zoom.JPG