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Smiling Assassin27
08-20-2012, 09:29 AM
Suspended per Schefter:

August 20, 2012:Kansas City's Tamba Hali has been suspended without pay for the teamís first 2012 regular-season game and fined one additional game check for violating the NFL policy on substance abuse.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-20-2012, 09:30 AM
A one gamer? Wonder what the offense was to draw such a minor penalty from the Ginger Hammer.

bronco militia
08-20-2012, 09:32 AM
weed?

SoCalBronco
08-20-2012, 09:48 AM
Ginger Hammer lol

Garcia Bronco
08-20-2012, 09:50 AM
A one gamer? Wonder what the offense was to draw such a minor penalty from the Ginger Hammer.

LOL

DaFace
08-20-2012, 09:50 AM
weed?

That was my first thought. If it were performance enhancing, you'd think it'd be at least 2-4.

Rohirrim
08-20-2012, 09:52 AM
:puff:

Chris
08-20-2012, 09:54 AM
How is it that Mike Anderson gets four games and he gets one.

Was it weaker weed?

Kaylore
08-20-2012, 10:01 AM
How is it that Mike Anderson gets four games and he gets one.

Was it weaker weed?

LOL It was KC weed; So crappy the testers felt sorry for him.

Tombstone RJ
08-20-2012, 10:12 AM
How is it that Mike Anderson gets four games and he gets one.

Was it weaker weed?

you are correct. the kc ditch weed doesn't garner much concern by ginger.

Kaylore
08-20-2012, 10:13 AM
BTW, the Ginger Hammer is the best nickname since Methwolfe.

broncocalijohn
08-20-2012, 10:19 AM
BTW, the Ginger Hammer is the best nickname since The Blade.

Fixed.

Kaylore
08-20-2012, 10:27 AM
Fixed.

Is that Cutler? I think Mock just called him "Blade" there was no "the" in front of it.

SouthStndJunkie
08-20-2012, 10:39 AM
Ditch weed = 1 game

Kush = 4 games

HILife
08-20-2012, 10:39 AM
So how did we come up with Ginger Hammer?

SoCalBronco
08-20-2012, 11:09 AM
It was Meth.

Rabb
08-20-2012, 11:10 AM
So how did we come up with Ginger Hammer?

I don't think "we" did, I have heard that one before outside of here. Tis' a clever one though.

KCStud
08-20-2012, 11:14 AM
Tamba stole the southern weed that Justin Houston had in his locker. I hear the good stuff is from the ATL.

pricejj
08-20-2012, 11:18 AM
I don't think "we" did, I have heard that one before outside of here. Tis' a clever one though.

IAOFM.com

houghtam
08-20-2012, 11:21 AM
Tamba stole the southern weed that Justin Houston had in his locker. I hear the good stuff is from the ATL.

I can vouch for that.

ATL = good
Bayou = awful (what was Honey Badger thinking?)
Alabama = not great but will get the job done
Indiana = worse than Louisiana
Michigan = grade A medical

*individual results may vary

KCStud
08-20-2012, 11:23 AM
I can vouch for that.

ATL = good
Bayou = awful (what was Honey Badger thinking?)
Alabama = not great but will get the job done
Indiana = worse than Louisiana
Michigan = grade A medical

*individual results may vary

I thought Honey Badger did more serious stuff like cocaine?

maven
08-20-2012, 11:25 AM
Good! He'll miss the Falcons game.

DaFace
08-20-2012, 11:28 AM
Good! He'll miss the Falcons game.

Yeah, it's a pretty big loss even though it's only one game. Sucks for us.

Tombstone RJ
08-20-2012, 11:36 AM
I can vouch for that.

ATL = good
Bayou = awful (what was Honey Badger thinking?)
Alabama = not great but will get the job done
Indiana = worse than Louisiana
Michigan = grade A medical

*individual results may vary

what about Kentucky blue grass?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-20-2012, 11:37 AM
IAOFM.com

Nope.

Kissing Suzy Kolber was the first to use it, I believe, but ItsAllOverFatman.com uses it, and we use it at DailyDickpunch.com a lot.

colorado jones
08-20-2012, 11:39 AM
Ditch weed = 1 game

Kush = 4 games

This conversion table seems about right.

crush17
08-20-2012, 11:43 AM
Frown Cannon is still the best nickname ever.

broncosteven
08-20-2012, 11:46 AM
A one gamer? Wonder what the offense was to draw such a minor penalty from the Ginger Hammer.

Just glad it was a KFC player for once and not a Bronco! Waiting for Bowe to do something stupid now that he signed his new deal.

Ironlung
08-20-2012, 11:47 AM
I can vouch for that.

ATL = good
Bayou = awful (what was Honey Badger thinking?)
Alabama = not great but will get the job done
Indiana = worse than Louisiana
Michigan = grade A medical

*individual results may vary

Everyone who knows anything about chronic knows the best comes from Colorado or Cali.

houghtam
08-20-2012, 11:51 AM
Everyone who knows anything about chronic knows the best comes from Colorado or Cali.

That's also what I've heard, but I can't vouch for that. I can vouch for the fact that MI has better stuff than anywhere else I've ever lived. Coincidentally (or not), it's also the only state I've ever lived in that has medical marijuana laws, so CO and CA would stand to reason.

colorado jones
08-20-2012, 11:56 AM
Everyone who knows anything about chronic knows the best comes from Colorado or Cali.

This is true for sure.

Kaylore
08-20-2012, 12:59 PM
I was on Chiefs planet where local media confirmed it was an illegal substance. Pot is 4 games, so it can't be that. I was wondering if it was a masking agent? What are the penalties for a masking agent?

lolcopter
08-20-2012, 01:06 PM
Everyone who knows anything about chronic knows the best comes from Colorado or Cali.

.

Quoydogs
08-20-2012, 01:21 PM
.

Hello Oregon ???

ColoradoDarin
08-20-2012, 01:22 PM
Hello Oregon ???

methegon

lolcopter
08-20-2012, 01:23 PM
Hello Oregon ???

The entire pacific northwest can def hold their own

Garcia Bronco
08-20-2012, 01:28 PM
this just in...it's a weed. It can grow almost anywhere...which begs the question: Why are we using it industrially...but instead...lets use **** fromt eh food supply.

Quoydogs
08-20-2012, 01:30 PM
Hello Oregon ???

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=31319&stc=1&d=1345490931

So the stuff on the left is Humboldt county the stuff on the right was grown in my basement right here in Oregon. Yes I have my card.

Maybe I should ship some of my stuff to Charles and Hillis and they would get booted for the year.

Bacchus
08-20-2012, 01:30 PM
Christ they should just legalize pot. If they would sell pot brownies at football games I would even got to Oakland for a Denver/Raider game.

Tombstone RJ
08-20-2012, 02:29 PM
this just in...it's a weed. It can grow almost anywhere...which begs the question: Why are we using it industrially...but instead...lets use **** fromt eh food supply.

this. It has sooooo many posibilities outside of smoking it (that's just the friggen iceing on the proverbial cake IMHO).

Wanna know why our economy is in the tank, crap like this. That's why.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-20-2012, 03:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hYSfD.gif

Kaylore
08-20-2012, 03:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hYSfD.gif

Bob, what did he take?

Jetmeck
08-20-2012, 03:38 PM
never heard of a one game suspension..............except after an appeal maybe...............this is strange.

Regardless KC's line is nothing wothout him.........

Rolandftw
08-20-2012, 03:39 PM
Sounds like it was something not specifically mentioned in the CBA. The fact it's a one game suspension makes me think it was something negotiated by the Chiefs and the NFL, rather then going through an appeal process and it potentially being more

Ironlung
08-20-2012, 03:40 PM
Hello Oregon ???

My sincerest apologies to Oregon for leaving them out. They definately belong...Good lord, that bud on the right looks delicious...So frosty.:notworthy

broncosteven
08-20-2012, 04:00 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=31319&stc=1&d=1345490931

So the stuff on the left is Humboldt county the stuff on the right was grown in my basement right here in Oregon. Yes I have my card.

Maybe I should ship some of my stuff to Charles and Hillis and they would get booted for the year.

Glaucoma?

broncolife
08-20-2012, 04:06 PM
What a whole bunch bs, its obvious he accidently inhaled some hairspray while walking passed one the mullet heads.

Quoydogs
08-20-2012, 04:28 PM
Glaucoma?. Asthma, I know right Hilarious! But it worked for me.

Broncobiv
08-20-2012, 04:50 PM
I heard he accidentally combined Sprite, Jolly Ranchers, and prescription cough syrup. Oops!

DENVERDUI55
08-20-2012, 04:51 PM
Tamba stole the southern weed that Justin Houston had in his locker. I hear the good stuff is from the ATL.

Wrong California is where the best is from.

KCStud
08-20-2012, 04:54 PM
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broncosteven
08-20-2012, 08:14 PM
. Asthma, I know right Hilarious! But it worked for me.

How did you figure that out?

Quoydogs: Hi Doctor, nothing you gave me worked on my asthma, WTF?

Doctor: Duuuuude...you got to try some chronic it is bad ass, it will build your lungs up by holding your breath and stuff!

2 weeks later:

Quoydogs: Duuuuude!

Doctor: Duuuude!

Quoydogs: dude

Doctor: DUUUUUDDDDDDE!

Bob's your Information Minister
08-20-2012, 08:14 PM
puff puff pass rusher

i was gonna sack yo QB

but then I got high

I was gonna stop this drive

but then I got high

now I'm on the bench

and I know why

cus i got high
cus i got high
cus i got hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Quoydogs
08-20-2012, 08:52 PM
How did you figure that out?

Quoydogs: Hi Doctor, nothing you gave me worked on my asthma, WTF?

Doctor: Duuuuude...you got to try some chronic it is bad ass, it will build your lungs up by holding your breath and stuff!

2 weeks later:

Quoydogs: Duuuuude!

Doctor: Duuuude!

Quoydogs: dude

Doctor: DUUUUUDDDDDDE!

http://www.so-norml.org/Getting-a-card-FAQ.html#anchor_66


Google it's a great thing.

It's so easy, i mean all you have to do if you really wanted one is go to the doctor and tell him you have the ****s. He will give you drugs for it. Then return in a few day and say they did not work or made you fill like crap. After that just go to a med clinic and tell them that you have IBS and you would like to use Medical Marijuana as a fix for it.